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Religion / Re: Before & After Photos Of Prophet Elvis Mbonye Whose Members Kissed His Feet by YahwehPenis: 3:11pm On Sep 06, 2017 |
love2017:The condom of God is at hand. Seek you first d condom of God. The condom of Satan is for pornishment. Flee d condom of satan. Narrow is the way dat enter d condom of God but wide is the way that enter the condom of Satan. 3 Likes |
Religion / Re: Before & After Photos Of Prophet Elvis Mbonye Whose Members Kissed His Feet by YahwehPenis: 3:08pm On Sep 06, 2017 |
rosita33:Jesus av say, whoever calls someone a fool sha cum shot in the condom of God. You sha cum shot in the condom of God. Repaint! 3 Likes |
Religion / Re: Before & After Photos Of Prophet Elvis Mbonye Whose Members Kissed His Feet by YahwehPenis: 3:02pm On Sep 06, 2017 |
psalmsmiles:I no seek upstairs, but I seek d condom of God and his riotousness. All these things I will mention was added unto me: Jehovah's breast milk and his longjoystick. Jehovah say, I will cum to you wit my longjoystick if u seek my condom. Seek ye first the condom of God. 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Before & After Photos Of Prophet Elvis Mbonye Whose Members Kissed His Feet by YahwehPenis: 10:28am On Sep 06, 2017 |
love2017:I declare for u d truth of the condom of God but you condomn me becos u are an infidel. Repaint to avoid d pornishment of God. 3 Likes |
Religion / Re: Before & After Photos Of Prophet Elvis Mbonye Whose Members Kissed His Feet by YahwehPenis: 8:56am On Sep 06, 2017 |
This man is a true chirisstain. In d christcondom it's allowed, do footworship for me, say Jesus Cries to Mary. Mary did footworship 4 Jesus. She massage Jesus, she use oil to massage his pubic parts and private parts. It is akxxxeptable in d condom of God. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Religion / Re: What Are Idle Words (Matthew 12:36)? by YahwehPenis: 2:00am On Sep 06, 2017 |
Idle words are said wen God bann(g)ed seeners from entering his condom. The seeners sha say open d pvssy door 4 us to enta. Jehovah sha say, I don't know u, u dat worked promiscuity. |
Religion / Re: God Is Hungry And Dying Because We Are Starving Him Of Tithes by YahwehPenis: 1:53am On Sep 06, 2017 |
1Sharon:Thank you my sexxxstar for telling d artists to repaint. 3 Likes |
Religion / Re: Mary Worship Jesus, If You Can't Worship Jesus You Shall Go To Hell by YahwehPenis: 3:33pm On Sep 05, 2017 |
1Sharon: I read my hymn book today. It Prick me the messy of God. Hier goes d hymn: There sha be showers of breast milk, this is d promiscous God. There sha be seasoned refreshing, sent from d savour above. Showers of breast milk, showers of breast milk we lick, messy cums round us are falling and for d showers we plead. Ar u breast already my sexxxter? I am breast. 1 Like |
Religion / Give Heed To The Cumming Of Jesus by YahwehPenis: 2:16pm On Sep 05, 2017 |
Give head to the cumming of Jesus. The condomnation of Jesus sha make the artists and d seeners wallow in pain et-anally. As Moses inserted d stick of joy(joystick of God) inside d red sea, it parted ways for the israelites to cum into d holey promise land. So I say, passover into the condom of God. Jesus say, Behold I cum quickly and my award is with me to give to everyone according to his whoree(ker) s. Revelation 22:12-14 Be a whoree(ker) in d backyard of God in Jesus name. |
Religion / Re: Repent Today! The Kingdom Of God Is At Hand! Jesus Christ Is Lord Of All! by YahwehPenis: 9:46am On Sep 05, 2017 |
Amen, Op, God bless you for this po(rn)st. Repaint seeners, the condom of God is at hand. 1 Like 1 Share |
Religion / Re: "Can I Annoint Your Buttocks, Boobs And Vajayjay?"---christian Pastor by YahwehPenis: 9:40am On Sep 05, 2017 |
Niflheim:praise Jehovah our God. The girl has been rubbed with d anointing grease, her pvssy & her breeasts. Her body is for Jesus Cries. This is called baptism by d holey spirit. She sha be great in d femdom of God. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: "Can I Annoint Your Buttocks, Boobs And Vajayjay?"---christian Pastor by YahwehPenis: 9:34am On Sep 05, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord: What crack u up about the holey condom of God? Only d people with holeyness can cum straight into d holey et-anal condom of God. But the unholey people sha not penetrate into d divine flat vagin(e)a land of God. The vagine(a) land of Jehovah my God is flat & holy, those with d spiritual joy sticks can enter in at d narrow gate. Matthew 7:13-14 |
Religion / Re: "Can I Annoint Your Buttocks, Boobs And Vajayjay?"---christian Pastor by YahwehPenis: 9:26am On Sep 05, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord:The mod bannged me & cum for me wen I tell them of the tender messy of d joy sticks of God. They bannged me for 1 week. But I know, in d condom of God we sha eat d mouth of d pvssy fruit wit fucck & spoon & d vagins sha enjoy d condom of God. Matthew 25:1-13 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Does God Listen To My Prayers At All ?? by YahwehPenis: 11:37pm On Sep 03, 2017 |
Wen Jehovah God sha cum for u, u sha say hallaluya. Belive God 2 release upporn u all ur nexxxecity. The condom of God sha cum shower on u. U sha be filled until u sha say, it is enough. |
Religion / Re: God Is Hungry And Dying Because We Are Starving Him Of Tithes by YahwehPenis: 3:54pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
ysyowel: Whr will d pennis and pounds of the whole world be? It is in d condom of God. Check bible, Haggai 2:7,8 …7'I will shake all the nations; and they will cum with the wealth of all nations, and I will fill this house with the gory of my cumming,' says the LORD of fucksc. 8The silver is Mine and the gold is Mine,' declares the LORD of fuccks. U see it not possible 4 ur pounds & pennis 2 sexxxcape d condom of God, if u say I will not seek d condom of God then his condomnation sha fall on you, it sha condom you fuckever and ever. 1 Like |
Religion / Mary Worship Jesus, If You Can't Worship Jesus You Shall Go To Hell by YahwehPenis: 3:45pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
Praise God I av cum again after anti sperm bot banged me. It banged me and I can't cum-ment on nairaland but God win d battle 4 his condom. It is great testimony. Jesus is GAY and cute. He say, Cum unto me. Wen d disciples of Cries say, we can't cum 2 u again today Jesus say to Mary, u can do footworship 4 me because all my disciples are no more worthy of the condom of God. Mary licked Jesus feet, she rubbed d feet with cream she licked them, she wiped d feet wit her hair. Jesus say, Mary your name sha be remembered forever because u do footworship for me. It d first footworship in d world. Luke 7:38 Men and brethren look for a girl and tell her, do footworship 4 me as Mary did footworship for Jesus. Lick my feet rob them wit cream, then I shall cum to u thru my condom. Seeners witches wizards I don't want ur cumment. 4 Likes |
Religion / Re: God Is Hungry And Dying Because We Are Starving Him Of Tithes by YahwehPenis: 3:24pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
ysyowel: Jehovah God created heaven & earth. He say, you sick Folk, the condom of God and his riotousness and all other things shall be added unto you. Matthew 6:33 That's what d bible say. You sick folk, I tell you what d bible say. The condom of God and his riotousness shall cum to you. Repaint, the condom of God is at hand. |
Religion / Re: God Is Hungry And Dying Because We Are Starving Him Of Tithes by YahwehPenis: 2:59pm On Sep 01, 2017 |
asuustrike2009: It's u who need repainting. I Preach d condom of God but u refuse. God xxxtend his joy sticks into the seeners and say this penetration sha not pass away b4 I cum. Matthew 24. The penetration harden continously dats why God has not cum. The cumming king sha cum like a thief in d night wen 2 women sha be at d mill & he will take one away & leave d other. He sha take that woman into outer darkness and pornish her sexually. There sha be wailing & ginaching of teeth by d woman in d darkness et anally. She sha scream O My God! Pour messy on me. I smiling @ ur cumming. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: All Artists Should Stop Sperming Nairaland Because They Don't Believe In God by YahwehPenis: 9:36am On Sep 01, 2017 |
zephry: Pray for the seeners to repaint d cumming of him-potent God-shall hot. It sha pour on them. The great white cum judgement sha pornish the seeners. 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: The Nine Heavenly Joy Sticks by YahwehPenis: 9:32am On Sep 01, 2017 |
obisco4u: This is d message of messy, seeners shd repaint or face d rot of d cumming king. Repaint, D condom of God is at hand. |
Religion / Re: How a Christian should debate an atheist using science and logic by YahwehPenis: 9:28am On Sep 01, 2017 |
The joy sticks of the spirits are nine, they are Porn, Joy, Piss, Longjoystick, pornishment, nudeness, Cum and nipplles, pornstars, against such there is no Lord. Galatians 5:22 If any man don't possess these joy sticks he will go to hell fire. I am Yahweh Pennis. |
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