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Religion / Re: Before & After Photos Of Prophet Elvis Mbonye Whose Members Kissed His Feet by YahwehPenis: 3:11pm On Sep 06, 2017
love2017:


why would you write "condom" ....you don't know what you are saying
The condom of God is at hand. Seek you first d condom of God. The condom of Satan is for pornishment. Flee d condom of satan. Narrow is the way dat enter d condom of God but wide is the way that enter the condom of Satan.

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Religion / Re: Before & After Photos Of Prophet Elvis Mbonye Whose Members Kissed His Feet by YahwehPenis: 3:08pm On Sep 06, 2017
rosita33:
you are really an HE- GOAT. A fool most always remain a fool...
Jesus av say, whoever calls someone a fool sha cum shot in the condom of God. You sha cum shot in the condom of God. Repaint!

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Religion / Re: Before & After Photos Of Prophet Elvis Mbonye Whose Members Kissed His Feet by YahwehPenis: 3:02pm On Sep 06, 2017
psalmsmiles:

dude you're definitely sick upstairs mehn. you've better find your way else you're doomed bro
I no seek upstairs, but I seek d condom of God and his riotousness. All these things I will mention was added unto me: Jehovah's breast milk and his longjoystick. Jehovah say, I will cum to you wit my longjoystick if u seek my condom.

Seek ye first the condom of God.

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Religion / Re: Before & After Photos Of Prophet Elvis Mbonye Whose Members Kissed His Feet by YahwehPenis: 10:28am On Sep 06, 2017
love2017:


you are stupid
I declare for u d truth of the condom of God but you condomn me becos u are an infidel. Repaint to avoid d pornishment of God.

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Religion / Re: Before & After Photos Of Prophet Elvis Mbonye Whose Members Kissed His Feet by YahwehPenis: 8:56am On Sep 06, 2017
This man is a true chirisstain. In d christcondom it's allowed, do footworship for me, say Jesus Cries to Mary. Mary did footworship 4 Jesus. She massage Jesus, she use oil to massage his pubic parts and private parts. It is akxxxeptable in d condom of God.

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Religion / Re: What Are Idle Words (Matthew 12:36)? by YahwehPenis: 2:00am On Sep 06, 2017
Idle words are said wen God bann(g)ed seeners from entering his condom. The seeners sha say open d pvssy door 4 us to enta. Jehovah sha say, I don't know u, u dat worked promiscuity.
Religion / Re: God Is Hungry And Dying Because We Are Starving Him Of Tithes by YahwehPenis: 1:53am On Sep 06, 2017
1Sharon:


Repaint
Thank you my sexxxstar for telling d artists to repaint.

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Religion / Re: Mary Worship Jesus, If You Can't Worship Jesus You Shall Go To Hell by YahwehPenis: 3:33pm On Sep 05, 2017
1Sharon:


Why are you quoting me ? Prick!

I read my hymn book today. It Prick me the messy of God. Hier goes d hymn:

There sha be showers of breast milk, this is d promiscous God. There sha be seasoned refreshing, sent from d savour above. Showers of breast milk, showers of breast milk we lick, messy cums round us are falling and for d showers we plead.

Ar u breast already my sexxxter? I am breast.

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Religion / Give Heed To The Cumming Of Jesus by YahwehPenis: 2:16pm On Sep 05, 2017
Give head to the cumming of Jesus. The condomnation of Jesus sha make the artists and d seeners wallow in pain et-anally. As Moses inserted d stick of joy(joystick of God) inside d red sea, it parted ways for the israelites to cum into d holey promise land. So I say, passover into the condom of God.
Jesus say, Behold I cum quickly and my award is with me to give to everyone according to his whoree(ker) s. Revelation 22:12-14

Be a whoree(ker) in d backyard of God in Jesus name.
Religion / Re: Repent Today! The Kingdom Of God Is At Hand! Jesus Christ Is Lord Of All! by YahwehPenis: 9:46am On Sep 05, 2017
Amen, Op, God bless you for this po(rn)st. Repaint seeners, the condom of God is at hand.

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Religion / Re: "Can I Annoint Your Buttocks, Boobs And Vajayjay?"---christian Pastor by YahwehPenis: 9:40am On Sep 05, 2017
Niflheim:
I have said it before and I will say it again!!!
The prophecies of my Lord and personal saviour(OTEMATUM), shall surely come to pass!!! For it was Otemtum who prophesied that one day, the word "pastor" will become synonymous with the word "NYASHMASTER"!!!

FULL STORY:

A Michigan pastor who was accused of sexual assault by a former parishioner and admitted that his hand might have slipped into her pants while anointing her with oil to cleanse her of sexual sins at her home will not face charges, a local prosecutor said Wednesday.

Justine Morden, 20, alleged in June that Pastor Mitch Olson of Grace Ministry Center sexually assaulted her during the unorthodox anointing nearly 10 months ago.

In a case review released Wednesday morning, Senior Assistant Prosecutor Paul Soderberg said Morden doesn't fall under any classes of victims as recognized under state law, Nicole Hayden of The Times Herald reports.

"The conduct of suspect Mitchell Olson directed toward [the] 19-year-old victim was morally reprehensible. The Grace Ministry Center head pastor's conduct appears to be highly questionably and not religious in nature. It also appears to have violated the standards of the church. However, based on the information ... this conduct despite being immoral is not illegal according to Michigan criminal law. For these reasons we are unable to prosecute this case," Soderberg said.

Morden, who was living alone at the time of the alleged assault, said she sought counsel from Olson about changing her life and he suggested she be anointed to cleanse her of her sins. He told her he didn't have anointing oil at the church during a meeting in July 2016 but would eventually make time to get her anointed. "Later on that night, around like 8 or 9, he texted me and asked what my address was," Morden told the Herald. "I gave him the address and didn't think anything of it since I trusted him. ... He got there and said, 'I have the anointing oil if you want to be anointed,' so I said 'OK.'"

A police report lodged with local authorities said:

Olson then said a prayer and placed oil on her head, Olson then did the same on (her) shoulders. Olson then asked if he could put the oil on her breasts (she) said yes and Olson put his hand down the front of (her) shirt making skin to skin contact with (her) breasts. Olson then put oil on (her) stomach/mid-section. Olson then asked he could put oil on (her) buttock, (she) responded yes. Olson then put his hand down the back of (her) pants and made skin to skin contact with (her) buttock cheeks. Olson then asked if he could put oil on (her) pubic area (front of pants), (she) responded yes. Olson then put his hand down the front of (her) pants and made skin to skin contact with (her) pubic region. Olson then touched (her) knees and ended with her feet.

Morden explained that it wasn't until she told her mother about the anointing session that she realized the anointing she received wasn't standard practice.

"When I explained it to my mom, she said it wasn't right," she told The Times Herald. "I believed it was what really had to be done, but he grabbed, groped my boobs." Reacting to the review of her case, Morden told The Times Herald that she was heartbroken.

"It's frustrating to know that it did happen but that Michigan law can't protect me," she said. "It's very frustrating. I think if Michigan law was different he would be prosecuted ... it's frustrating that he can continue to do to other women what he did to me ... I have learned through this experience that sexual assault is so minimized and that it's easier for people to brush it under the rug rather than take action."


The link:..............................................................http://www.christianpost.com/news/pastor-whose-hand-slipped-into-womans-pants-while-anointing-her-with-oil-wont-be-charged-197482/
praise Jehovah our God. The girl has been rubbed with d anointing grease, her pvssy & her breeasts. Her body is for Jesus Cries. This is called baptism by d holey spirit. She sha be great in d femdom of God.

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Religion / Re: "Can I Annoint Your Buttocks, Boobs And Vajayjay?"---christian Pastor by YahwehPenis: 9:34am On Sep 05, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


I like reading that guy's posts lol, its almost guaranteed to crack me up

What crack u up about the holey condom of God? Only d people with holeyness can cum straight into d holey et-anal condom of God. But the unholey people sha not penetrate into d divine flat vagin(e)a land of God. The vagine(a) land of Jehovah my God is flat & holy, those with d spiritual joy sticks can enter in at d narrow gate. Matthew 7:13-14
Religion / Re: "Can I Annoint Your Buttocks, Boobs And Vajayjay?"---christian Pastor by YahwehPenis: 9:26am On Sep 05, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
where's Yahwehpenis?
The mod bannged me & cum for me wen I tell them of the tender messy of d joy sticks of God. They bannged me for 1 week. But I know, in d condom of God we sha eat d mouth of d pvssy fruit wit fucck & spoon & d vagins sha enjoy d condom of God. Matthew 25:1-13

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Religion / Re: Does God Listen To My Prayers At All ?? by YahwehPenis: 11:37pm On Sep 03, 2017
Wen Jehovah God sha cum for u, u sha say hallaluya. Belive God 2 release upporn u all ur nexxxecity. The condom of God sha cum shower on u. U sha be filled until u sha say, it is enough.
Religion / Re: God Is Hungry And Dying Because We Are Starving Him Of Tithes by YahwehPenis: 3:54pm On Sep 02, 2017
ysyowel:

foolishness
why not say the kingdom of God.

Whr will d pennis and pounds of the whole world be? It is in d condom of God. Check bible,

Haggai 2:7,8
…7'I will shake all the nations; and they will cum with the wealth of all nations, and I will fill this house with the gory of my cumming,' says the LORD of fucksc. 8The silver is Mine and the gold is Mine,' declares the LORD of fuccks.

U see it not possible 4 ur pounds & pennis 2 sexxxcape d condom of God, if u say I will not seek d condom of God then his condomnation sha fall on you, it sha condom you fuckever and ever.

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Religion / Mary Worship Jesus, If You Can't Worship Jesus You Shall Go To Hell by YahwehPenis: 3:45pm On Sep 02, 2017
Praise God I av cum again after anti sperm bot banged me. It banged me and I can't cum-ment on nairaland but God win d battle 4 his condom. It is great testimony.

Jesus is GAY and cute. He say, Cum unto me. Wen d disciples of Cries say, we can't cum 2 u again today Jesus say to Mary, u can do footworship 4 me because all my disciples are no more worthy of the condom of God. Mary licked Jesus feet, she rubbed d feet with cream she licked them, she wiped d feet wit her hair.

Jesus say, Mary your name sha be remembered forever because u do footworship for me. It d first footworship in d world. Luke 7:38

Men and brethren look for a girl and tell her, do footworship 4 me as Mary did footworship for Jesus. Lick my feet rob them wit cream, then I shall cum to u thru my condom.

Seeners witches wizards I don't want ur cumment.

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Religion / Re: God Is Hungry And Dying Because We Are Starving Him Of Tithes by YahwehPenis: 3:24pm On Sep 02, 2017
ysyowel:


you don't know the Scripture neither the power in it do i hear you say God is hungry i think you need to pray and fast for God's mercy cool

Jehovah God created heaven & earth. He say, you sick Folk, the condom of God and his riotousness and all other things shall be added unto you. Matthew 6:33 That's what d bible say. You sick folk, I tell you what d bible say. The condom of God and his riotousness shall cum to you. Repaint, the condom of God is at hand.
Religion / Re: God Is Hungry And Dying Because We Are Starving Him Of Tithes by YahwehPenis: 2:59pm On Sep 01, 2017
asuustrike2009:

Repent from your ways before it's too late.

It's u who need repainting. I Preach d condom of God but u refuse. God xxxtend his joy sticks into the seeners and say this penetration sha not pass away b4 I cum. Matthew 24. The penetration harden continously dats why God has not cum. The cumming king sha cum like a thief in d night wen 2 women sha be at d mill & he will take one away & leave d other. He sha take that woman into outer darkness and pornish her sexually. There sha be wailing & ginaching of teeth by d woman in d darkness et anally. She sha scream O My God! Pour messy on me. I smiling @ ur cumming.

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Religion / Re: All Artists Should Stop Sperming Nairaland Because They Don't Believe In God by YahwehPenis: 9:36am On Sep 01, 2017
zephry:
here it is

Pray for the seeners to repaint d cumming of him-potent God-shall hot. It sha pour on them. The great white cum judgement sha pornish the seeners.

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Religion / Re: The Nine Heavenly Joy Sticks by YahwehPenis: 9:32am On Sep 01, 2017
obisco4u:
This guy is off the hook. I hope they don't block your account! Keep up the messy work untill Jeses cums!

This is d message of messy, seeners shd repaint or face d rot of d cumming king. Repaint, D condom of God is at hand.
Religion / Re: How a Christian should debate an atheist using science and logic by YahwehPenis: 9:28am On Sep 01, 2017
The joy sticks of the spirits are nine, they are Porn, Joy, Piss, Longjoystick, pornishment, nudeness, Cum and nipplles, pornstars, against such there is no Lord. Galatians 5:22
If any man don't possess these joy sticks he will go to hell fire.

I am Yahweh Pennis.

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