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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is It About Tiv Women? by Yangona: 9:59am On Jul 14, 2014
What is the meaning of "no decent woman among them"? What you just said is degrading and an insult to women because you had a bad experience with a tiv lady doesn't make all tiv women indecent.

I think this thread is meant to insult tiv women
.....
I would be the one trying to understand why other people insult them continually..
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is It About Tiv Women? by Yangona: 10:40pm On Jul 13, 2014
Please Mods kindly move this to fp so I can get responses.. Thanks
Nairaland / General / What Is It About Tiv Women? by Yangona: 10:38pm On Jul 13, 2014
What is it about Tiv women? It's becoming increasingly embarrassing to hear people say every other day how promiscuous Tiv women are, yet most of these people give their daughters out to be married by Tiv men and insist that their sons not marry Tiv women.. What's your experience or perception of Tiv women? Is there really no single decent person amongst them?
Family / Re: I Think I Am Pregnant by Yangona: 7:24am On Dec 15, 2013
With great understanding for your fears and concerns about not having a child now.. I empathize with you ma'am.
But truly.. You are in a perfect position to have children!
You're legally married
You have a legal right to raise a family..
You really shouldn't be working necessarily with comfort of arrival since your first child is over a year..
Get your stuff together, worry less, relax and enjoy your pregnancy.. Believe me, you will be super glad you did!
Selah.
Nairaland / General / Re: From Men To Our Dear Ladies!!!! by Yangona: 10:55am On Dec 12, 2013
ROFL HARD!!!!
Nairaland / General / From Men To Our Dear Ladies!!!! by Yangona: 2:55pm On Dec 08, 2013
Men's side of the story
We always hear "the rules" from the female
side. Now here are the rules
from the male side. These are our rules! Please
note... these are all
numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl.
If it's
up, put it down. We need it up, you need it
down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the
changing of
the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never
going to
think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this
one: Subtle
hints do not work! Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers
to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want
help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your
girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a
problem. See a
doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible
in an
argument. In fact, all comments become null
and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret
girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two
ways, and if one
of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant
the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell
us how you
want it done. Not both. If you already know best
how to do it, just do it
yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you
have to say
during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions
and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows
default
settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a
color. Pumpkin is also a
fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say
"nothing," we will act
like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but
it is just
not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an
answer to, expect
an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely
anything you wear
is fine. Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless
you are
prepared to discuss such topics as football , the
off-side rules ,or
pornography
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have
to sleep on
the couch tonight, but did you know men really
don't mind that, it's
like camping..
Nairaland / General / Glaring Truths... Compelling Passion!!!!!!!! by Yangona: 8:55pm On Oct 24, 2013
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Politics / Re: Shocking Article On Nigerian Leaders,is There Any Amt Too Big For Them To Stea by Yangona: 8:57pm On Oct 04, 2013
Quite an interesting read... Nice research.. Can't say how true the figures are but great Job!
It's funny but true because nothing is beyond stealing in my beloved country.. I mean, guys are patronizing hackers for cheat codes to by cut subscription bills, church money, anything and everything!
Couldn't agree more!

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Education / Re: Governor Lamido Appeals To ASUU To End Strike by Yangona: 12:23pm On Sep 30, 2013
For the love of God, ASUU!!!!!!!! Haba!!!!!
Religion / Re: Any Biblical Proof That Suicide Is A Sin. by Yangona: 2:11pm On Sep 22, 2013
searchcorp: nobody said it was a sin...

Besides if it was i wouldn't know, since i am not planning on being sin conscious, I intend to be conscious of the things that are righteous, pure, of good virtue - Phil 4:19
Phil 4:19 says my God shall supply all your needs according to His riches in glory ...

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Romance / How Did You Handle Your Heartbreak? by Yangona: 5:26pm On Sep 14, 2013
I've been nursing my heartache for over 8 years now.. I have heard a lot of things on how to get over someone but HOW?
He just won't tell me what I did wrong.. Please, share your experiences to aid my pain.. Kindly kindly keep off the insultive words..
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Yangona: 5:17pm On Aug 14, 2013
Thy will be done by Krik Franklin and Tri-ni - tee.
Religion / Re: Should I Let Go by Yangona: 4:11pm On Aug 06, 2013
Give your life to christ, make your ways straight # Trust me, the first few months will be hard #. Talk to her about it, if it's her, you guys will marry eventually but don't invite her on a journey that you ain't even sure of where you are going.
Politics / Re: My Oga At Top Resumes As NSCDC Oyo State Boss by Yangona: 1:15pm On Jul 27, 2013
Am super glad for him... Really proud of the decision to give him his job back!
God bless him so and may our Nigeria grow from strength to strength Amen!

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