bobo, na wa for you oooo! are u really that desperate? even if u are try act not like it so hastily.

[size=8pt]AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!![/size]
u might not believe this but i found two. i swear i did. I was really suprised.
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allow me redefine DICTIONARY
DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage & work comes before success.

Once upon a time, there was a prince who, through no fault of his own, was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the prince could speak only one word each year. However, he could save up the words so that if he did not speak for a whole year, the following year he was allowed to speak two words. (This was before the time of letter writing or sign language.)

One day, he met a beautiful princess (ruby lips, golden hair, sapphire eyes) and fell madly in love with her. With the greatest difficulty, he refrained from speaking for 2 whole years so that he could look at her and say, "My darling." But at the end of these 2 years, he wished to tell her that he loved her. So he waited 3 more years without speaking, bringing the total number of silent years to 5.

At the end of these 5 years, he realized that he had to ask her to marry him. So he waited another 4 years without speaking.

Finally, as the 9th year of silence ended, his joy knew no bounds. Leading the lovely princess to the most secluded and romantic place in that beautiful royal garden, the prince heaped a hundred red roses on her lap, knelt before her, and taking her hand in his, said, "My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?"

And the princess tucked a strand of golden hair behind her dainty ear, opened her sapphire eyes in wonder, and parting her ruby lips, said, "Pardon?"

just check your DSN, if u r using any, check d user's rights on the DB table u r trying 2 acces. Better still put d code up so it can be debugged.

1- Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2- hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3- wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4- thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5- finishes given assignments on time. Often, Bob takes extended
6- measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7- breaks. Bob is an individual who has absolutely no
8- vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9- knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10-classified as a high-caliber employee, the type that cannot be
11- dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12- promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13- executed as soon as possible.

Regards,
Project Leader

KEEP READING,

Shortly thereafter, the HR department received the following memo from the Project Leader:

Sorry, but that idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines for my assessment.

Regards,
Project Leader