if u knw u are enjoying dis ASUU strike, let me see u type NEXT YEAR..............

Young and three of his University
student didn't write an exam
because they did not study. Young
then came up with a plan, got
themselves dirty using grease
then went to see the Dean.
"Sir we are sorry we couldn't
make it to then exam. We
attended a wedding and on our
way back the car broke down
thus we became so dirty as you
can see."
The Dean understood and gave
Young and his friend three days
to prepare.
After three days they went to the
Dean very ready for the exam
because they had studied. The
Dean put them in there separate
classes.
There were only four questions in
the exam paper:
1. Who and who got married? (25
mks)
2. Where was the reception held?
(25mks)
3. Where exactly did the car break
down? (25mks)
4. What type of car broke down?
(25mks)
Note: Your answers must be the
same. Good luck!
..........wetin u go do?

Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to
eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly
came in
through the window. It flew across the
table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba
man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the
Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears.
The
Chinese man looked at the fly for
sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth
and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came
in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just
chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this
time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked
"how
much you go buy am?

Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to
eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly
came in
through the window. It flew across the
table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba
man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the
Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears.
The
Chinese man looked at the fly for
sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth
and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came
in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just
chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this
time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked
"how
much you go buy am?

Even if u ar d most punctual person in d whole world, Guez wot?.......u must b late in ur funeral

an igbo man, hausa man, yoruba man..................opened ah business moni equally shared, dem three men deciced dat d will giv God his own share............okey ooo, d asked hw will d giv God his share.............. d hausa man said ''i will draw a circle on d ground, nd trow my whole money up, any1 dat enters dat circle., na God get am, any1 wey no enta d circle, na me get am...............d yoruba man said.....he will draw a straight line, any money wey pass one syd, na God get am, any1 Wey pass d oda syd na me get am......d Igbo man said, he will trow all his money up, any1 wey hang 4 up, na God get am, bt any1 wey cum down na me get am.....lwkmd imagine dat part2..........dis three men went 2 d burial of dia business asociate, nd d tradition said dat d best of his three frnds will put sumtin in d man's grave.........xo d hausa man drouped 50thousand naira,..........d yoruba man droped 100thousand naira, total of 150thousand..........hahahahahaha LWKMD......den d Igbo man wrote ah check of 200thousand naira nd droped it in grave n collected 150thousand as his balance saying '' my friend, u can go 2 any nearby bank n withdraw d cash.........LWKMD4here ooo mek a coment be4 u leave

can u beat me(i fitint)........wot is ur name(ma naming ising young).......wia do u live(i leaving at aBa).......can u sing(yesing na, me can sanging).............DNT LEAVE HERE WITHOUT DROPING YOUR OWN GRAMMER LWKMD

i fitint corecting any englishes here., all are sawing is englishes corectining

dis is d remix of indomie children............. Bt dis one, d title na ASUU students........ D song goes like dis.............ASUU do gud o...dem do gud...ASUU gud 2 us... Dem do gud...dem giv us long gud strike...dem do gud...2 chop mama tnk u...dem do gud...2 enta kul businez...dem do gud...nd 4 d ASUU girls...dem don try...gv us a free liberty...dem don try...2 enta road business(prostitution)...dem do gud ASUU strike gud wel wel...e dy gud...ASUU strike gr8 wel well...e dy gr8.......lwkmd

Teaher: wot is de ful meaning of PHCN? Young: PLEASE HOLD ur CANDLE very NEAR Teacher: complete de following.....question(1)......sum1 hu leave in a glass house.....................Young: na rich politician b dat... Teacher: one good turn..............Young: na beta steering go do am... Teacher: a stich in time.............Young: d prevent too much tear tear

ASUU students are rily enjoying dis strike

mehn dat1 dey, bt evaly u go do dsame tin na, ah lie?

[color=#006600][/color].... some student will soon forget there matric number cuz of dis STRIKE