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Music/Radio / Re: R.kelly Is Killing Rnb by yse(m): 10:29am On Jan 30, 2008
Mehn I luv kellys bt God damn sombdy has to talk to that man!!Think bout it:
Wen he sings he releases classics,wen he does all theses shit hez bin doin l8ly he brings out nice sing along songs bt no where near a classic. Try to compare step in the name of love and Im a front.Both gud songs bt 1 is definately a song I'l hear l8a in d future and still luv it,d other is jus shit il enjoy now and in d future il b lik "that wz crap!!!".
But no doubt KELLS IS D KING OF R&B.
bT IF E NO TAK TIME HE'L DIE A BLOODY BUM.
Romance / Re: Worst Thing Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend Has Ever Done? by yse(m): 1:56pm On Dec 17, 2007
Wen I wz a kid with all this puppy luv around.There wz this chic I really liked and she loved me. She kissed and let my guy smooch her then told me bout it and sed she did it for me.
She did it to get experience so she'l b able to kiss and amooch well with me. Cn U imagine!!!!!Which kind tin b that.
Romance / Re: Worst Thing Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend Has Ever Done? by yse(m): 3:46pm On Dec 13, 2007
@ Ibrahiem

Nobdy can b chuckin ma gel.Guess Y.
I dont hv any!!!Bt Im sooooooo many girls best frend.Im sure urs included.
So Im chuckin her
Hahahahaaaaaaaaahhhh
Romance / Re: Worst Thing Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend Has Ever Done? by yse(m): 12:50pm On Dec 13, 2007
Hw many guys hv experienced this b4.U r babe claimin she has a very close frend and he is a guy.And they r just frends.Bt d truth is d guy is sexing her on a constant.Im sure many of U guys knw wot Im talkin bout.

Well guess wot.I'M ALWAYS UR GIRLS BEST FREND.IM IN CHUCKIN HER!!!!!!!!
IM D GUY, True story.
Romance / Re: Worst Thing Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend Has Ever Done? by yse(m): 5:28pm On Dec 12, 2007
Normally Im alright in bed.Bt I had this chic that wz sssssssooo sweet (dnt understand too) that wenever we hv sex Im done in a minute. Happened d 1st,2nd,3rd time.Wen it got to lik d 9th time wen I wz done she started laffing.Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!!!!!I felt bad inside and dint knw wot to do.Kai.Bt mehn d babe wz sweeet,cudnt gt ma hands off her. cool

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Career / Re: Bankers' Forum by yse(m): 6:10pm On Nov 29, 2007
Meeeeehn I hate it when pple start complaining bout thier jobs.U love money bt U dnt luv d wrk.Seeeeee let me tell yall, there is no job U'l have and U'l luv.As long as it is called JOB U'l hate it after some time.Ok somebdy shud say
"Y cant I chill at home and do nthn and still gt armed robber salary"
I want smbdy to say the name and a company thier friend works in that is sooooooooo blissful and d frend has no complains.
Plsssssssssss.Yall knew how it wz gon b b4 u entered.And if U cant handle it go get a job that wont stree U,bt jus knw that it wont pay U
Career / Re: Varying Salaries In Different Fields by yse(m): 12:36pm On Oct 30, 2007
Can smbdy tell me.Hw much doz a stock broker earn.
In big ones lik subsidiaries of banks and also in regular ones
Religion / Re: Eat, Drink, Shit, F*u*c*k And Die! Is This The Essence Of Life? by yse(m): 5:30pm On Oct 04, 2007
Bleep everything U sed man.U jus asking all the Y questions.Dnt U knw there aint answers to those questions.And if there r U dnt want GOD answering.Dnt ask these kinda questions.
NYSC / Re: Let Someone Share His Or Her Nysc Experience With Me by yse(m): 6:20pm On Oct 03, 2007
CAMP!!!
If U r servin anywhere outside Lagos try to hv sex or atleast get som smooching.Lagos camp is f-ed.Over population is a big problem o.
If U wnt to serve in a gud place it is during camp U hv to shine ur eyes,kiss ass and sett;e peeps.DONT DULL OR ELSE, U'l end up serving in a local govt and get paid 3k.

U'l definately meet a chic/dude and have mad fun bt d thing is WILL U HV SEX?
Dnt run out of camp,njoy every moment and meet all the stupid, dumb, intelligent legends that will b around
Career / Re: How To Discover Your Talent? by yse(m): 6:11pm On Oct 03, 2007
Let me tell U smthin,all these eficos ,ITKs and complex complicated people will mak U think rubbish and mess up ur 'mojo'.
There is nthin wrong if U dnt knw ur talent,dnt think too much,dnt go searchin for it cz u will never find it.
Many of d peeps with talents wot hav they done with it.Mant=y of d basket ballers is it jus bout talents or they practiced lik crazy.D singers work day and nite on thier voice.

So is talent d same thing as working hard to develop wot u want to develop
Career / Re: Help Me Choose A Career by yse(m): 5:46pm On Oct 03, 2007
Wot r U talkin bout woman.
Career / Re: Salary Earners, What's Your Monthly Plan? by yse(m): 5:44pm On Oct 03, 2007
@ Faisall
That waz a mad answer to the stuff he aked
AHhahahahahahahahahah.
Forum Games / Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by yse(m): 1:42pm On Aug 30, 2007
I waznt tranna mak sence,wz jus typing.
Nope.Dnt even wanna understand.

Y r some people ITK (I too Know)
Forum Games / Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by yse(m): 1:32pm On Aug 30, 2007
I do not lik to dislik bt I love to hate it wen people lik wot i dislik and i love to lik wot people dis lik.

Do U gt me?
Forum Games / Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by yse(m): 1:19pm On Aug 30, 2007
we sleep to see the future

Who d hell R U?
Forum Games / Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by yse(m): 1:07pm On Aug 30, 2007
It dnt matter as long as Im fckin

Why do I want to fck at least 1nce a week
Forum Games / Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by yse(m): 12:54pm On Aug 30, 2007
No I only stared at it shocked

wasssup wit Mouth Action
Forum Games / Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by yse(m): 12:38pm On Aug 30, 2007
No he didnt. Mayb he is on Kpoly

Bt wassup wit anal sex? grin
Forum Games / Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by yse(m): 12:34pm On Aug 30, 2007
No! D mother F that does it will die

Wassup wit anal sex
Forum Games / Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by yse(m): 4:44pm On Aug 29, 2007
Osama bin ladin

Hav U ever thot bout being gay?
Forum Games / Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by yse(m): 4:28pm On Aug 29, 2007
because he stared in d movie untouchable

Y do we wash our hand wen we piss
Family / Re: Ever Lost Someone As Dear As Family? Come Light A Candle For Them Here by yse(m): 12:22pm On Jul 03, 2007
@Zignor.
U knw hw relations start talkin and doin som unblivable stuff wen smbdy dies.
If a man dies his relations can com and start tryin to claim property or accusing d wife.
All that kinda sh*t
Family / Re: Ever Lost Someone As Dear As Family? Come Light A Candle For Them Here by yse(m): 12:02pm On Jul 03, 2007
I light a candle for my father.

Love U so much and wanted to play with U, and b lik U.
Neva got d chance because U were too busy and U LEFT TOO EARLY.
I love U and all those U came across loved U.(bt they dont love ur wife and children,guess thats hw life is)

I LOVE YOU DADDY and I miss U.
Gaming / Re: Best Fighting Game Of All Time? by yse(m): 5:00pm On Jun 27, 2007
hold up.Hz anybdy mentioned DEF JAM VANDETTA.That is an almost realistic fighting game.It is tech plus your favourite rapper might b in it.Yall should try it mehn. cheesy
Webmasters / Re: All Nigerian Sites With .NG Domains Were Down by yse(m): 4:41pm On Jun 27, 2007
Sorry.Bt can smbdy tell me hw to post a topic.I dont knw.Help.Pls smiley
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by yse(m): 4:35pm On Jun 27, 2007
Iv bin thinkin bout a career in stockbroking.Now Im workin in a bank bt I gat interests in stockbroking.Hw much do yall think they earn.Wots d least and d most
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by yse(m): 4:31pm On Jun 27, 2007
Eba

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