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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Spotted Shopping For Wedding Dress In New York by Zahnda(f): 11:02am On Jun 23, 2011 |
vislabraye: Really? Okay, this explains a lot. Thanks for the insight. |
Romance / Re: What Do You Do When Your Friend Tells. You This by Zahnda(f): 10:29am On Jun 23, 2011 |
Cuddlemii For President! Hot chicks know how get money out of a man without being blatant about it. If he was dealing with a hot chick, he wouldn't be here asking questions, he'd be grinning stupidly from a kiss on the cheek and walking around 20k lighter. |
Romance / Re: What Do You Do When Your Friend Tells. You This by Zahnda(f): 10:17am On Jun 23, 2011 |
As my straight talking brother would advise: 'There is no p**** that good!' And I'd say, this chick knows you're a desperate mofo who'd sell his mama just for a 2min dry hump with her. Love yourself. Don't! |
Romance / Re: Boyfriend And Girlfriend Are Not Married. Take Note. by Zahnda(f): 6:09am On Jun 23, 2011 |
@ OP: Some people do not need a piece of paper to grant them permission to love wholeheartedly. These people are called adults. Stay out of their business until you've grown a lot more than just four chin hairs. |
Romance / Re: Skin Colour by Zahnda(f): 6:02am On Jun 23, 2011 |
I prefer dark skinned men and as to how I feel about others' preferences, answer is: Indifferent. |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Hiding Some Secret From Me by Zahnda(f): 5:57am On Jun 23, 2011 |
williams07: Don't blame your girlfriend now, I think you're a fool and I'm not even hiding a secret from you. |
Romance / Re: A Soulful Relationsip by Zahnda(f): 1:28pm On Jun 22, 2011 |
The Truth! |
Romance / Re: Why Are Skinny Lepah Girls So Jealous Of Girls Who Have A Big Batty? by Zahnda(f): 1:24pm On Jun 22, 2011 |
This is some nasty ghetto mess! A bunch of hoodrats fighting for a spot in some bleeped up nigga Tyrel's Harem. What happened next? Did you get picked? Are you pregnant yet? |
Romance / Re: Would You Date/marry A Single Mother/father? by Zahnda(f): 2:15pm On Jun 21, 2011 |
Shy One, I couldn't agree with you more. Works the other way too: I once dated a single father, the most irresponsible father you can think of: Treated baby mama like crap, would blow money on entertainment and throw a fit when the mother of his child needed money, weeks would roll without him seeing his child. I looked at all of that and thought: If this man can treat the mother of his child like this, if he is able to forget his own flesh and blood, wtf am I to believe he'll be good and honourable to me? He didn't get why I had to quit him, our relationship was fine, but I'd seen a part of him that I couldn't reconcile with being a good human being. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Are Nigerian Men Obvious With Choice? by Zahnda(f): 12:03pm On Jun 20, 2011 |
Competition - Prize - Winning - Satisfaction - In Demand - Perceived Value - Better than The hunter wants the biggest kill, the biggest kill is, by definition, the one every other hunter is going for, nailing the big kill will translate in hunter being a badass, bigger and better than the rest of the other mofos. This feels good. It's the whole point of living, chasing the feel good vibrations. The other chicks who should've rather stayed home as they're as good as non existant with the Queen Bee around, they should choose reasonably less hot friends to go man shopping with next weekend. Good Luck. |
Romance / Re: if u are beautiful, r u likely to be a sad person?/ by Zahnda(f): 11:47am On Jun 20, 2011 |
megletters: Okay, now I know - Happiness is having guys ask for my hand in marriage and walking down an aisle on Saturday. Silly me! Why didn't I think of it? Moving on, Any further stupidity to showcase? No? Okay, Next! |
Romance / Re: Why Do People Develop Emotional Attachment Over The Internet? by Zahnda(f): 11:30am On Jun 20, 2011 |
Why Do People Develop Emotional Attachment Over The Internet? Because they're pathetic? |
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Break A Caring Woman's Heart? by Zahnda(f): 11:27am On Jun 20, 2011 |
Another thing, being 'caring' is not one size fits all, the pretty lady's way of caring may not fit with the receiver's way of feeling cared for. This is life chick, not the cookie cutting factory. Most people do not sadistically plot to take hearts through shredders just for the heck of it, they just get done with the job of loving you and have to move on to a new phase in their lives. Who are you to demand that they inconvenience themselves just to safeguard your lil heart. No one is that relevant, |
Romance / Re: 10 Deadly Words Used By A Woman - by Zahnda(f): 5:05pm On Jun 16, 2011 |
You watch way too much white people TV. I don't know one black chick who pulls that lame ass passive aggressive ish. |
Romance / Re: (Ex)Boyfriend Getting Married 2 Weeks After We Went On A Break by Zahnda(f): 4:49pm On Jun 16, 2011 |
That's cold! But at least you didn't marry him, obviously he's a heartless sonnafawitch. You just got saved. OK, enough of this Lady Oprah niceness - Let's get some Street Justice on this mofo. Give names, I know somebody who knows somebody, |
Romance / Re: Is It A Crime To Be Ugly? by Zahnda(f): 3:54pm On Jun 12, 2011 |
No one is really ugly, just that people don't really look at people anymore, they just scan. |
Romance / Re: She discovered her hubby is gay. by Zahnda(f): 3:35pm On Jun 12, 2011 |
Nothing new, there're lots of women married to some other dude's b.i.t.c.h, more so in very conservative, ultra religious societies. |
Romance / Re: How Many No Before The Yes? by Zahnda(f): 8:15am On Jun 04, 2011 |
That's pretty easy: It's the total number of solid colours she's got on, multiplied by the angle at which her head is leaning, divided by the total sum of her menstrual cycle. If she's a water sign, then refer to Pythagoras, Theorem 7. |
Romance / Re: Married Women That Apply Heavy Make-up And Dress Indecently. What For? by Zahnda(f): 7:15am On Jun 03, 2011 |
Do you pick up stretch marks at the altar? The adolescent 15yr olds rocking mapped-out muffin tops over low waist jeans must be secretly married too then. |
Romance / Re: Which Is More Embarassing For Ladies? by Zahnda(f): 12:04am On Jun 02, 2011 |
@ Ekpoma, I understood the OP fully, you're the one having difficulty with comprehension here: Neither my boobs nor my behind, stomach, back, legs, etc would make me feel embarrassed upon accidental exposure. I'd just grab a bath robe Why is it so hard for you to wrap your head around this simple concept? |
Romance / Re: Don't Call Me Babe! by Zahnda(f): 10:33pm On Jun 01, 2011 |
Don't call me babe, means just that, DO NOT CALL ME BABE! Next! |
Romance / Re: My Friend's Fiance Want Me 2 Date Him B4 I Settled D Quarrel Btw Both Of Dem by Zahnda(f): 10:18pm On Jun 01, 2011 |
Ok, cut the bullshyte and get real for a sec: 1) When did you first become jealous of your friend. 2) Would u say she's 10x more hotter than u or 20x? 3) How many months have you been dreaming of $hagging her fiance just to 'show her'? |
Romance / Re: Can You Love Your Partner Unconditionally? by Zahnda(f): 3:06pm On Jun 01, 2011 |
Isn't God scheduled to burn a whole bunch of sinners on judgement day? That sounds nothing like love to me. |
Romance / Re: Which Is More Embarassing For Ladies? by Zahnda(f): 10:36pm On May 31, 2011 |
I'm not implying anything, you are. And to answer your question, no i'm not a stripper. Nudity does not embarrass me, it's just a body, we all have one, quite natural really, nothing to be ashamed of. And contrary to popular belief, often held by the sexually repressed, the human body is not just a sex tool. Now i'm curious, what is it about your naked body that embarrasses you? |
Romance / Re: Why Are Ugly Guys To Attractive To Preety Girls? by Zahnda(f): 10:17pm On May 31, 2011 |
Everyone is attracted to pretty girls, men wanna be with them, women wanna hate on them, babies have been known to stop mid poo just stare and smile at them and even you had to stop what you were doing to start a thread about them. |
Romance / Re: Things You Are Tempted To Tell A Partner. by Zahnda(f): 9:59pm On May 31, 2011 |
Lol@ My bf would never hear me say 'Let's have se.x'. How about: Fancy a $hag? Or you could purr in fluent biblicalese: Baby, this evening after prayer I shall giveth myself to thee, I want you to intimacy my brains out. Lol. |
Romance / Re: Which Is More Embarassing For Ladies? by Zahnda(f): 9:13pm On May 31, 2011 |
I don't find nudity embarrassing. |
Romance / Re: She Is Crazy Of My Lips,eyes And Voice! by Zahnda(f): 6:01pm On May 31, 2011 |
toyemz: Yep! First of all, nobody, and I mean nobody says 'dreamy' except 15yr old giggly white girls with braces and flaming queens. And a dude marveling at his own PINK lips Am sure you lick them too - All the way Gay you can't even fake straight. Do you wear shirts that show chest cleavage by any chance? They go well with pink lips. |
Romance / Re: When Is The Best Time To Tell A New Partner A Secret From Your Past by Zahnda(f): 5:21pm On May 31, 2011 |
Why do you have to tell? It's a relationship, not a confession booth. The only time you have to tell is if the 'secret' might affect the relationship, like when it's got a name, comes in itchy outbreaks and you're taking medication for it, or if that secret calls him daddy when even you the mother don't know who the heck that is. For all else, save it for your death bed, you don't wanna have one of those slow dull deaths with no revelations, very annoying to the vigil holders. |
Romance / Re: Of Course Many Nigerian Girls Look Unattractive Without Make Up And Fake Hair by Zahnda(f): 7:10am On May 29, 2011 |
I wear my hair natural, always have and am a bare-faced girl: Moisturizer, Mascara and Lipgloss. There's something sad about one's beauty and the way they feel about themselves being depended on some Brazilian having a haircut. And we bemoan the fact that African Beauty isn't celebrated when we reject it ourselves. I've seen 3yr olds with weave, like wtf! |
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