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Religion / Re: Verydarkman Storms Disability Home, Tests Prophet Jeremiah’s Miracle Water by Zazaza: 12:38pm On Aug 09
Politics / Re: ₦‎1.5 Million Fuel For Six Cars To Anambra No Big Deal — Uju Kennedy-Ohanenye by Zazaza: 9:30am On Jul 16
Moroccoguy:
250k per 1 jeep.
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It’s very possible,most of those cars are V8 and from Abuja to anambra will consume at least 1 tank which is over 100 liters with some errands to run.Do the maths to and fro and know it’s not much.

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Romance / Re: Lady Shows Off Her Massive Navel Bigger Than Man's Joystick (photos, Video) by Zazaza: 6:39pm On Jul 04
Gistmedia10:
A confident Nigerian lady has taken the internet by storm after sharing a video of herself showing off her unusually large navel, which has been described as "bigger than a man's joystick." shocked Her self-assured attitude and unique feature have quickly become a hot topic online, sparking a lot of reactions and discussions.

The video, shared by the lady herself, shows her proudly displaying her navel. It quickly went viral, with thousands of views and shares across social media platforms. Many people praised her for being confident and loving her body just the way it is, while others criticized her.

Is it an abnormality or a deformity? shocked


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVIEVzGIwZI
The girl body and face set well well
Politics / Re: Rivers Crisis: High Court Affirms Amaewhule, 26 Others As PDP Members by Zazaza: 4:42pm On Jun 10
adamusuleiman1:


https://www.channelstv.com/2024/06/10/rivers-politics-high-court-affirms-amaewhule-26-others-as-pdp-members/


Get your own judgement from high court and the governor will choose the one he likes😀😀😀

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Politics / Re: SA Election's A Shining Example, Our 2023 Election A Show Of Shame - Peter Obi by Zazaza: 10:46am On Jun 08
fergie001:


Peter Obi

True but no to diaspora voting.You can’t stay outside and decide what is good for us inside.
Romance / Re: My Relationship Of 7 Years Is Going Down. I Need Help!!! by Zazaza: 9:50pm On May 14
Lukmanraji:
My gf of seven years has been giving me attitude recently which I noticed sometimes last year. I observed that she always check my phone to look for something to hold against me. Yes, she suspected that I'm having something with someone. So, every time she's around me, she always find one or two thing that will lead to argument and all that. Aside that, the respect, love and intimacy between us reduced drastically.

Fast forward to this year, She successfully read a chat on my phone where I was talking dirty with someone. That's the genesis of the whole mess I'm in right now. She just walked out quietly and decided to end it all. Since then, I've not been myself because this is the person I have planned to live the rest of my life with. So, I started begging her but she's not giving me any green light. I called, messaged her but no response. I asked my Junior brother to beg on my behalf but she didn't succumb to that not until my dad intervened to apologize on my behalf.

So, she call me that we need to see. I rushed to visit her and apologize again and again. She agreed to continue with the relationship but she hasn't forgiven me. After few weeks of the whole issue. I suspected that she's hiding something from me. Then one fateful night, I spy on her phone when she was unlocking her phone. That night, I was able to access her phone while she was asleep.

I checked her WhatsApp, I discovered that she has been clearing her chat with one particular guy who happens to be her friend from NYSC since 2021. They became close as they both work in the same financial institution but in a different branch. Then I went further to her Instagram page to see what's going there.

To my greatest surprise, I discovered that they have been having an affair since 2023. My gf has been throwing herself to this guy, they have been going to the cinema together and other places. On her birthday, my babe and this guy went out together without my knowledge, they both book uber to somewhere without my knowledge, they were both sharing their feelings online, talking about marriage, how to raise their kids irrespective of their religion differences and my babe even throwing herself to the guy for sex. Everything thing I found in their chat especially how my babe has been treating this guy with love and respect is the opposite of how my babe has been treating me lately.

So, I screenshoted all the evidence and save on my phone. I then challenged her that she's cheating on me with that guy but she blatantly denied it. Not until I showed her all the evidences with me before she began to cry fowl and started debunking all I saw. She claimed that they are not true, they were just playing and not into any thing serious. They are friends and that's how they banter each other online. All her excuses were not genuine but I still forgive her on one condition that I don't want to see her with the guy again and she should cut off any form of friendship or relationship between them because I had done something more than that to her just recently and she forgive me.

Meanwhile, during the cause of this issue, I proposed to my gf that we should take this relationship to the next level by seeing her parents this year and maybe by the end of the year, we do the whole thing. The shock response I got from her was that she's not in a rush to settle down with me. Not even this year as she's just healing from the heartbreak I caused her and I can't use marriage to tie her down then I continue breaking her heart. There's no how I tried convincing her that I am a changed man now as I am ready to take responsibility and be a responsible person.

After few weeks, I logged into her whatsapp on my system and then again I found out that she's still talking to this guy and they were even planning on going out again. I got angry and send proof to her but guess what, my babe para for me for cloning her whatsapp on my system. Hell almost let lose that evening. This time around, she felt unapologetic about the primary issue that I warned her to desist from. Funny enough, after close observation, I learnt that they move their chats from whatsapp to Snapchat where their chat is just "view once". Then I knew that this lady is not ready to stop talking to this guy. I have shouted over and over this matter but this time around, my babe is now feeling lackadaisical about this issue.

Right now, my babe is now comfortable with the guy and she's now sitting on defense about this matter. In our last conversation, my GF literarily told me that she doesn't love me anymore. And then she started rewinding all my past during the cause of the relation and using it as an excuse for not been able to love me like she used to. In our conversation, the only thing she didn't mention is that we should go on our separate ways (break up) but everything she said to me indirectly simply means that she is done with me.

I felt unloved as this is the woman I never placed anyone above, this is the woman I've nurtured when we were in school and outside school. I respected her and love her so much that she has become part of me. My parents, family and friends are expecting us to tie the knot soon but here is my babe telling me she's not in love with me anymore. I felt unloved about this whole thing and I'm heartbroken.

I am lost and crying inside silently as I never expected someone I have sacrificed something huge for before to be acting like this to me. I'm depressed. I need mature advice from you guys. Thank you.
No matter how difficult it might seem,just walk away.

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Politics / Re: Senator Okpebholo Faces Jail Term As Group Petitions EFCC Over Naira Abuse by Zazaza: 7:17am On May 08
Health / Re: Itching And Bumps On My Penis by Zazaza: 6:13pm On May 02
Hungrychicken:
Good morning good people of Nairaland, I want to share my own experience with itching and bumps on my private part. I want to share this so that any one having similar issues would have a better understanding of the problem. Because, I also read a few posts from other people here too that helped me.

It started around mid February, I was having eczema on my back and little bit of itching on my penis. So, I got some anti-fungal and tropical drugs for the itching and eczema that had started to spread on my body. After a while the eczema cleared but the itching continued. I spent so much already on the itching so I just ignored it. Since I wasn’t sexually active.

After a month, it developed into bumps around my scrotum, gland and buttocks.
This bumps would later itch like hell, and very sweet sensation, not painful no pus. Just sweet itchiness. The sweetest part of the itching was on the bumps.

I searched on Nairaland and started to hear similar stories and thought maybe it was scabies. I went to a Teaching hospital , and had a clinical diagnosis of scabies. Treated with ivec, benzoyl, etc but the itching and bumps were still not cleared.

I decided to go for a lab test 2 days ago, urine m/c/s. The result came out as Staph Aureus and yeast infection or so.
The pharmacist says 25,000 naira for treatment, injection, and drugs with cream.
I pray this get treated ones and for all.

This is for someone going through a similar problem. It might not be scabies or it could be. But First, get tested at the Laboratory to be sure. To avoid spending on whatnot.

I also need your thoughts in the comment section. And the test result interpretation. Thank you! 🙏🏽🙏🏽

A photo of a similar situation is below for better understanding. Also, my test result.
Show it make we sure Wetin e be.You sure no be warts?
Education / Re: Schools Peter Obi Built & Over 100 Schools He Renovated & Upgraded As Governor by Zazaza: 12:03pm On Apr 24
aguluobi:
What a foolish response to the question Reno asked. If Reno wanted to know schools Peter Peter Obi renovated or added campuses he would have asked that.

The man was explicit in his question, give me a school Peter Obi built from scratch n commissioned. Till this hour no one answered that question.

For fools n praise singer of Peter Obi the Lagos State University was established n built by Jakande at Ojo but after him additional campuses have been added and we now have LASU campus in Ikeja and Epe just like the Igbaram Peter Obi added to Anambra Uni.

Jakande did not build the Ikeja n Epe campuses yet no subsequent governor of Lagos dare take the glory of the University away from Jakande that is what Obidient are doing with Anambra university campus Igbaram. Compare to Anambra University can you all see how they left out the name of the person who established the university in 2000 long before Peter Obi became governor but are now complimenting Obi with it campus. Who should take credit for the University btw the two ?

I understand obidient wish the University was built by Peter Obi but that is never the case so you all have to dig deeper for a school Peter Obi built from scratch or simply admit he never built any n only added campuses to the ones he met on ground n renovated old schools without building any new school.

Which governor in the history of Nigeria do not renovate blocks of school building etc. Till date no Lagos state governor dare claim he added campus to LASU in Epe or Ikeja for fear he might be stoned to death this is what Obidient are celebrating n posting shameless photos about.



I put it to you that over 90% of the photos you post above as not a single thing to do with Peter Obi especially those busses.

Nairalanders just take a simple investigative look at all the photos this paid propagandist posted, notice how he slotted 2 or 3 photos of Peter Obi among the multitude of photos to brain wash you like Peter Obi single handedly built all that. Those from Anambra I enjoy you to confirm if just 50% of what this guy posted above was accomplished by Peter Obi or not.
Your response is very unfortunate.My school got 2 of those buses from Anambra state govt and my aunt that was a principal her school got 1 too.

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Events / Re: Nigerian Party-goers Now Spray Money Into An Open Box by Zazaza: 10:33pm On Apr 21
Gistmedia10:
In response to increasing scrutiny from the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Nigerian party attendees have introduced a new approach to the customary practice of spraying money at celebrations.

Instead of directly showering cash on the celebrant, guests now discreetly deposit their monetary gifts into a designated "Money-Box" placed at the venue. This innovation aims to reduce the open practice of spraying naira notes, leading to naira mutilation, and to mitigate the risk of EFCC arrest. shocked



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXfUA_rIb_c
Na to de Spray dollar o
Crime / Re: Court Sentences Chiamaka Ifezue To Death For The Murder Of Ijeoma Nneke by Zazaza: 9:38pm On Feb 07
That babe Chammy da diva on facebook wey I de chat that year go de kill another babe because of man🥲🥲.Now she don waste her life🥺🥺
Culture / Re: Lady Shares What She Did When Charms Were Sent To Her While Visiting Her Village by Zazaza: 4:15pm On Mar 17, 2023
Lionize:

Some of the pins were sent into there.
They wanna mess such pretty boobs up
Health / Re: Spots On My Penis, Wondering If Anyone Can Help Me by Zazaza: 3:59pm On Mar 16, 2023
Jor23:
About a week ago I realized that i have a tiny bump on the shaft of my penis. I have no pain, nor itchiness, but sometimes my penis will feel a bit irritated for very small periods of time when I have underwear on.

I have received MouthAction for the first time about a month ago so l am not sure if this is genital herpes or something that I should be worried about. There has not been much "healing" within the past week. I've been up every night for the past week trying to figure out what this is and I am still not sure what it is.

Please help.
Holla if you stay in Lagos
Politics / Re: Soludo’s Aide Dismisses Allegation Of Plot To Assassinate Peter Obi by Zazaza: 10:58pm On Mar 15, 2023
MyVILLAGEpeople:



Lol why so concerned about her name ?
Wanna check up on her bro
Car Talk / Re: Which Model Of Mercedes Can I Buy For 2.5M by Zazaza: 7:20pm On Mar 15, 2023
cbrass:
Hello, I have this craze for Benz cars, but I am on a very lean budget.
So which model can I get for N2,5M or worse case 3M?
Thanks
You can holla.It can get you a clean 2008 C300 or 2006/2007 Ml350
Politics / Re: Soludo’s Aide Dismisses Allegation Of Plot To Assassinate Peter Obi by Zazaza: 7:15am On Mar 07, 2023
MyVILLAGEpeople:
I'm tired of Nigerian politics. I'm tired of everything.

Infact fvck Nigeria

Fvck soludo

Fvck Buhari

Fvck Reino Omocry

Fvck the police

Fvck Femi Adeshina

Fvck Tinubu

Fvck lai Mohamed

Fvck APC

Fvck PDP

Fvck Dino melaye

Fvck Atiku

Fvck Lord Lugard

Fvck all the politicians making life hellish for us.

Fvck Seuun

Fvck myynnd


Fvck my Ex.. she will keep getting fuccked ruthlessly like a whoree that she is angry

Fvck all the whorees in Lagos


Fvck you.. yes I'm talking to you. I say fvck you.

Fvck me too angry sad
Easy nigga,we understand you now.What’s that your ex’s name again?

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Politics / Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Writes Eti-Osa Residents, Appeals To Them To Re-Elect Him by Zazaza: 10:29pm On Mar 06, 2023
Politics / Re: Oby Ezekwesili Shares Cryptic Post After Tinubu Got INEC'S Certificate Of Return by Zazaza: 5:11pm On Mar 02, 2023
GeneralPulal:
grin

This election has proved it that Igbos are coward..

Deep down their heart, they're not happy SS voted for tinubu, but they don't have such gut to call them out for betrayals. This is why they're calling out only wike, just to use him as bait..

Bayelsa
Akwa Ibom
Rivers
Delta

All voted for tinubu. So ask yourself, why Wike?

The other day, a pastor from SS origin told the Igbos in Lagos to leave. They couldn’t face him, it was yoruba they’re calling names grin


Despite that SS is nearer to SE, the Igbos have never for once called Delta a No Man's land. Why? It is because the Niger delta didn't give them such liberty..

Kano, just like Lagos is filled with all Nigerians. The Igbos for once have never called Kano a No man's land. Why? It is because northerners didn't give them such liberty..

The west is the only region that gave Igbos much liberty and this is why the west is the only region they're showing Shege. Had it been we placed them where they belong eversince, all of these wouldn't be happening..

I'm sure if Tinubu is from the SS, lord knows Igbos can't say a word!

Modified: To those quoting me, I never said tinubu won all the states I mentioned. I only said they voted for him.

Why does every conversation have to be tribal??Una no de tire?
Politics / Re: Wike Set To Commission, Flag-Off Projects In Ibadan by Zazaza: 1:17pm On Mar 02, 2023
Benbellamor:
Atiku should blame himself, how can you have a buldozer like wike with the Money and amunitions and souuround yourself with okowa and Ayu plus Obaseki who have no electoral value? who failed woefully to deliver their states to Atiku

Wike is funding Makinde with everything Moneybag Don Land Oyel Money in liquid
Exactly.While I don’t support what Wike did,Atiku is the most unintelligent politician in Nigeria’s history.Tueh

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Crime / Re: My Sister-inlaw Was Gunned Down By Thugs At A Polling Station In Benin (Photos) by Zazaza: 8:20pm On Feb 27, 2023
CoronaVirusRelo:


Fvck off please!

Didnt know you had manners to even add please.Everything isn’t politics.
Politics / Re: Governor Obaseki Visits Families Of People Killed During 2023 Elections by Zazaza: 8:19pm On Feb 27, 2023
Crime / Re: My Sister-inlaw Was Gunned Down By Thugs At A Polling Station In Benin (Photos) by Zazaza: 6:40pm On Feb 27, 2023
CoronaVirusRelo:
Report to the nearest police station!

You are very hopeless.Because of politics human lives don’t matter?Worse fate on you and yours ….
Programming / Re: Kogi Chief Of Staff, Pharm. Asuku To Train 200 Youths On Web Programming, ICT by Zazaza: 2:59pm On Feb 14, 2023
Greatest100:
I think Yahaya Bello is projecting him to be the next kogi state governor.
sharp guy
Romance / Re: I Hate My Sister by Zazaza: 10:39am On Feb 11, 2023
1Battery:
Ever since we have been growing as kids and now into adults we have known no peace because of my sister, she has been a torn to everyone's flesh we don't know peace because of this lad.

Her marriage couldn't last because of her attitude, can you imagine it lasted for a year the husband can't afford to take her back because of her way world life style she attacks the man with any available weapon around, the man couldn't take it anymore he had to throw her things out of the house.

Since then she has been in our house fighting every one ,the other time she wanted to fight my mom telling her that if time is not taking she will be in the hospital treating her self,
Plus so many other things

Most times I just wish I never had a sister. This lady has caused us so much troubles in life, at every small thing she blows the families secret to everyone's ear and the worst part she is a single mother of two boys.

We are just tired of her on a serious note, I have decided to get her arrested and sent to prison if she continues.

I don't know if this is what having a sister means. in my next life I don't wish to have any
I will commit murder if her nonsense continues.
Rent a comfortable apartment for her and her kids and by any/all means make sure she leaves your house.
Health / Re: Infection Wants To Kill Me Help! by Zazaza: 10:09am On Feb 10, 2023
Bridgetpretty:
Hello guys
I need help ave been treating staphylococus for one year now
But it keeps going and coming back
Pls guys help a sister
Its so frustrating 😥
It is light,moderate or heavy growth of staphylococcus?How do you know it’s staphylococcus?
Celebrities / Re: If Not For Your Father, Who Knows You? - Peter Okoye Tells Seun Kuti by Zazaza: 3:50pm On Feb 08, 2023
Afamed:
At least, seun Father is known. Who is P- Square father?

Even in Anambra his father is not known
How many great men are their fathers known?Try to sound reasonable

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Politics / Re: Terrorism Charges Against Emefiele By DSS (Full Details) by Zazaza: 12:30pm On Feb 04, 2023
[quote author=lexy2014 post=120627218]

What sacrifices are you talking about? How is the deliberate scarcity of the naira and the restriction of people's access to their funds meant for the betterment of the country?

Can you pls explain how "too much cash out of the system is fueling this inflation"?

How did you come to the conclusion that "As a young person 70%of your daily cash needs can be done electronically"? Is there a law to that effect? How did you arrive at your 70%?[/quoteInstead]Instead of repeating same answers questions because you don’t know how to respond to the answers just shift.What makes up 100%of your cash needs??Spell them out
Politics / Re: Terrorism Charges Against Emefiele By DSS (Full Details) by Zazaza: 12:25pm On Feb 04, 2023
lexy2014:


You didn't answer the questions I asked.

What sacrifices are you talking about? How is the deliberate scarcity of the naira and the restriction of people's access to their funds meant for the betterment of the country?

Can you pls explain how "too much cash out of the system is fueling this inflation"?

How did you come to the conclusion that "As a young person 70%of your daily cash needs can be done electronically"? Is there a law to that effect? How did you arrive at your 70%?
The sacrifice of not having as much physical cash as we used to carry around,waiting longer to get cash and having to get in some cases in lower denominations
Politics / Re: Terrorism Charges Against Emefiele By DSS (Full Details) by Zazaza: 12:23pm On Feb 04, 2023
lexy2014:


You didn't answer the questions I asked.

What sacrifices are you talking about? How is the deliberate scarcity of the naira and the restriction of people's access to their funds meant for the betterment of the country?

Can you pls explain how "too much cash out of the system is fueling this inflation"?

How did you come to the conclusion that "As a young person 70%of your daily cash needs can be done electronically"? Is there a law to that effect? How did you arrive at your 70%?
What do you need above 20k in cash for in a week?Almost everything you buy can be paid by transfer.What else do you need so much cash for.The merits of this policy viz rendering those funds in possession of bandits etc. useless how come you people don’t wanna acknowledge that?
Politics / Re: Terrorism Charges Against Emefiele By DSS (Full Details) by Zazaza: 12:20pm On Feb 04, 2023
Corrinthians:
When the policy was first announced, the same people supporting him today cried that it was a plot to starve the opposition of funds for the election and favour the ruling party. Once Tinubu began voicing against it, they turned around that the policy was fashioned against Tinubu that's why he's crying. Now that they see even they themselves are feeling the pinch, they're looking for the next person to pour their frustration on.

Igbos are very weird people.🥺
Cant something be discussed on this forum just on merits and demerits?Must you all go tribal?Nawa o
Politics / Re: Terrorism Charges Against Emefiele By DSS (Full Details) by Zazaza: 12:18pm On Feb 04, 2023
faceland:


If those boys, get proper funding (and they faithfully use it for weapons), by now they would establish a parallel government in the whole East.
I swear.They are just looking for an excuse to hang the man.This one though is as flimsy AF

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Politics / Re: Terrorism Charges Against Emefiele By DSS (Full Details) by Zazaza: 12:15pm On Feb 04, 2023
lexy2014:


What sacrifices are you talking about? How is the deliberate scarcity of the naira and the restriction of people's access to their funds meant for the betterment of the country?
CBN that brought it didn’t intend scarcity.Abeg we should adapt .Like too much cash out of the system is fueling this inflation further.As a young person 70%of your daily cash needs can be done electronically.

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