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Religion / Re: CAN Directs Lord’s Chosen To Vet Testimonies Before Presentation by zedman1(m): 6:24pm On Oct 06
themanderon:


The Lord works in mysterious ways and can choose to demonstrate his powers however he chooses. You don't know the context in which the said testimony happened only God knows but I do not doubt God's powers. If the ways of a man pleases God then God can move a mountain for that man. David that killed Goliath was it logical that a tiny boy would come against a warlord and a giant and slay him but David stood for God at a time when men fled and God demonstrated his powers through David.
There is nothing impossible with this God. Believe me when I tell you he works in mysterious ways.
God helps you to cheat in an exam and you turn around to 'help' another member of your church to cheat in the said exam. An exam that others have worked hard and prayed for to write and come out successfully. That's malpractice. What kind of god have we turned God into?
Religion / Re: CAN Directs Lord’s Chosen To Vet Testimonies Before Presentation by zedman1(m): 5:53pm On Oct 06
obonujoker:


Are you saying God cannot make an ordinary man collect gun from an Armed robber?
Are you saying God will help you CHEAT in an exam hall? That's the only example mentioned in the article, so why the fuss?
Politics / Re: Pictures From Local Government Elections In Benue by zedman1(m): 12:01pm On Oct 06
MrHyde:


Assuming you get sense, you go understand say party dey provide structure, who wan collate vote for PU? Who Wan collate vote for collation center? Unless INEC goes electronic, and transmit results from polling units real time, na only goat no go work through party.
Structure or no structure, party or no party, a failure is a failure. Ortom for example, moved from PDP to APC to PDP again. Different structures, different parties, same person, same failure. It's like na some of us wey no put politics for head de see pass.... I never hear of any Nigerian politician wey change party come become a good person like una de make am to look.
Religion / Re: CAN Directs Lord’s Chosen To Vet Testimonies Before Presentation by zedman1(m): 10:11am On Oct 06
obonujoker:
So, if God heals me of an incurable disease for instance, that defies all odds, I shouldn't testify it to God's glory?

Or if I declare that I'm a chosen, and God delivered me from the Den of Kidnappers,I shouldn't testify of it to God's glory??

CAN should better watch it, lest they become the Pharisees and Saduccees, who turn out to be fighting God.

As Christians, we ought to please God, and not men or the world.
I read the article and I didn't see where it was written that you shouldn't testify about what you wrote here. There are some awkward stories you people bring up as testimonies and an example is stated in the write up. So who come provoke you if you know say your own no dey awkward?
Education / Re: If You Really Want To Become A Confident Speaker, Say Goodbye To These 10 Habits by zedman1(m): 8:14am On Oct 06
Olaolar:

In any kind of your Buisness?? Enemy of progress
Na wah for una here o. I was just answering someone who said it was the OP's picture, how is that your business too? , wetin bring enemy of progress come here?. Kai, frustrated people everywhere.
Celebrities / Re: Saheed Balogun's Daughter, Zeenat Is Dead by zedman1(m): 1:15am On Oct 06
vincenteger:


You should be ashamed of yourself
Is this how you condole with people?
Don't mind him. Leaders of tomorrow. How will tomorrow come with people like him?

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Politics / Re: Pictures From Local Government Elections In Benue by zedman1(m): 1:05am On Oct 06
MrHyde:
Hope they didn't vote for APC
Until you guys stop this party rubbish, politicians will continue using your heads to play koso. Why party? Why not candidate? For your information, Governor Alia belongs to the APC and would've won and will still win, irrespective of the party he belongs to. For decades, we have never had one like him. Make una continue with that mumu party thing, like say almost all your politicians never swim from one party to the other. E change them?
Education / Re: If You Really Want To Become A Confident Speaker, Say Goodbye To These 10 Habits by zedman1(m): 12:48am On Oct 06
Meti99:

But na him picture be that nah
I saw this same article on Google chrome , word for word. So no think am, na copy and paste him do for us. Just read and enjoy, no be him picture be that.
Politics / Re: You Will Be My Distraction: Natasha Akpoti On Why A Big Man Couldn't Employ Her by zedman1(m): 10:43am On Oct 05
mightyhaze:
Try watch the video
Exactly, almost everyone commenting (especially the negative comments) didn't watch the video, didn't know why she said that and didn't know the function she was attending for her to say that. They just assumed she woke up one morning and said shi*t. They just depend on the caption bloggers give them and throw away the body of the real message.
Crime / Re: 22-Year-Old Yahoo Boy And 19-Year-Old Girlfriend Burnt To Death By Friends by zedman1(m): 7:37am On Oct 05
StraightGaay:
Dine alone sir*
Both are grammatically correct. In fact 'die alone' sits well because the statement is actually a Tigrigna proverb with a clear message, while 'dine alone' appears more like a tautology.
Crime / Re: 22-Year-Old Yahoo Boy And 19-Year-Old Girlfriend Burnt To Death By Friends by zedman1(m): 6:28am On Oct 05
Rebuke:




Yhu will still never end well, except yhu repent. Yhu can't be defrauding others and think yhu will have a happy ending just by paying tithes and giving back to the street.

Try as hard as yhu can, yhu still can't justify being a theif. Yhu steal from others, break their hearts, leave them in debt, make them cry and yhu think it can ever be better for yhu? Never!!!!!

Nice advice, but could you please stop writing "you" as "yhu"? That thing dey pain my eyes plus ears join. Even most of these Gen~Z's who started it have stopped writing that thing.

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Events / Re: Slay Queen Buried In iPhone 14 Pro Max Casket (Photos) by zedman1(m): 5:05pm On Oct 04
chopnaira:
I knew it was Ghana before I opened the thread.
Same here. I've noticed over time that their funeral ceremonies are often weird.
Health / Re: Policeman Suddenly "Ran Mad" In Akwa Ibom (Pics, Video) by zedman1(m): 7:15am On Oct 04
Watianoengineer:
grin


Police is your friend and Youths are the leaders of tomorrow are the biggest lamba ever given in this country.
Nice. E good as you edit your comment. Shows there's still some spec of humanity inside of you.
Jokes Etc / Re: Funniest Write Ups On Innocent People’s Clothes by zedman1(m): 5:52am On Oct 04
Two separate times, I innocently bought shirts for both myself and my son and honestly, I never read what was written on them until people started pointing it out to me( for mine) and I discovered months later about my son's.
I don't know if all of them were actually unaware like me, but see that mama with the "trust no di*k shirt"? She looks like someone who doesn't know what's on the shirt at all.

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Politics / Re: Hire Mercenaries To Fight Terrorists And Bandits - Ndume Tells Tinubu by zedman1(m): 8:18am On Oct 03
jy2kbeyond:
Idiota shocked

Enabling another terrorist group.

Exactly, that's the problem. Using mercenaries or arming indigent youths will always appear to be a solution, but it's only a specious one. By the time the terrorist have been defeated, these same armed youths, being idle after the operation will turn around and form new terror groups. An example is the case of Gana of Benue. There are some local governments that are a no go area now which have been infiltrated by his boys, causing mayhem day in day out.
Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill Two Soldiers, Others In Benue Community Attack by zedman1(m): 6:25am On Oct 03
Thundafireseun:
Benue people don suffer….

I’m surprised there are still people left in Benue state
Land lord, travel and see.
Crime / Re: Abuja Crossdresser Attacked And Stripped In Public (Video) by zedman1(m): 6:31pm On Oct 02
Chimarto:
guy calm down.... ash na ash
But guy, the thing ba, them no de pronounce am like ash o, so no be ash at all.
Crime / Re: Abuja Crossdresser Attacked And Stripped In Public (Video) by zedman1(m): 5:43pm On Oct 02
Chimarto:
With this you can use it to seek ashelom in foreign countries
Omoh, guy, no be ashelom be the word o.

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Crime / Re: Lady Dumped By Roadside In Osun (Photo) by zedman1(m): 2:04pm On Oct 02
BigBrother9ja:
Good for her.
I'll never pity olosho, runs girls, hookup girls cheaters and prostitutes till the END OF TIME.

THE ONLY THING THAT LEADS GIRLS HOOKUPS IS:

GREED AND LAZINESS.
I WILL NEVER PITY A LAZY OR GREEDY PERSON TILL THE END OF TIME.
What if she isn't among any of the above categories of the people you hate? What if she was just an innocent girl picked by the road side by some good for nothing criminals? To start with, na so slay queen de dress? What if she was your innocent sister who got missing and after seeing her on the internet, someone starts a comment about her with "good for her" without even knowing the story behind her sorry state? What ifs......
Politics / Re: God Told Me Not To Contest Election In 2027 – Ortom On Losing 2023 Polls by zedman1(m): 6:22am On Oct 02
Godwin4444:
just like some people are telling us d same man they once curse is our Messiah

One day this guy's people will learn d trick n polish him n start calling him Messiah

N once u point out all his flaws, they either say u are an irredeemable bigot or u are paid or u are hating him cos he's from Benue

One day yahaya Bello people will come n tell us he's the Messiah too since everyone wants to keep calling his brother Messiah
You know Nigerians too well. In fact, each time I thought about how woeful Ortom was performing at the time, I always had that believe that no one alive would ever think of casting a vote for him if he dared try contesting. But no, even though he lost his chance at the senate, many unfortunate beings still voted for him. I know who you're referring to and I also know how much his own people hated him while he was on the seat of power in his home, but suddenly he automatically became a messiah. If it could happen to him then I wouldn't be surprised if one day Ortom arises in the future and our people, who are generally quick to forget, will call him a messiah. Afterwards he's a smooth talker, very slick and also a smooth criminal. As a matter of fact, Ortom's case always reminds me of your guy and vice versa.... Not to forget to mention, Ortom is the worst governor in the history of Benue.

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Food / Re: This Is #700 Naira Food In Kaduna (video/picture) by zedman1(m): 9:03pm On Oct 01
Reelz:

Be making useless noise untill that useless turji bandits nab u.. even those in kaduna towns are not safe.. u better take caution.
Una go just dey internet dey read things de talk anyhow. Oga Landlord, travel and see.... And wetin consign wetin OP post with this you wrote here? . Haba mana!

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Politics / Re: Reuben Abati Slams Monday Okpebholo Over Poor Usage Of English by zedman1(m): 12:11am On Oct 01
press9jatv:
Senator Monday Okpebohlo government will be 3rd term of Senator Adams Oshiomhole tenure. I pitied the good people of Edo State. Let me come and be going 🙃🙃🙃🙃
Okay, you pitied them, that was before I guess? Yes?
Religion / Re: Lady Offers Marine Gods Almost $400 And A Bottle Of Fanta by zedman1(m): 1:09pm On Sep 30
Adebaba1:
she is not a Nigerian
The language resemble Igbo to me sha. It could be fake dollars. There's nothing homo sapiens aren't capable of doing to trend these days. But if it's real, e no kukuma be my problem.

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Politics / Re: I Can’t Give My Kidney, Liver To Remain Loyal To Anyone — Fubara (Video) by zedman1(m): 6:45am On Sep 30
Dapromzy333:


https://news360ng.com/rivers-crises-i-will-not-mortgage-my-kidney-liver-to-remain-governor-fubara-replies-wike/
The problem I have with some politicians is, when they start fighting their so called god fathers, you will think they have good intentions for the masses, but once they're free from their "god fathers" you'll see how devilish they'll become. Ortom for instance broke free from such chains but turned out to be the worst governor on record in the history of Benue. I hope this Fabura man performs well for his people after all the drama.
Food / Re: Kill A Fowl: Ladies Be Honest , Can You Do This? by zedman1(m): 5:10pm On Sep 27
Na my wife de kill chicken steadily sef.
Business / Re: Hamster Kombat Funny Memes by zedman1(m): 12:53pm On Sep 27
Dogalmighty17:
What is hamster?
E reach to ask. I was just seeing posts everywhere on Facebook about it.
Politics / Re: Petrol Prices Expected To Change As Marketers Quote New Landing Cost by zedman1(m): 10:26am On Sep 27
Aremwayne:
This is not getting funny anymore, there will be serious consequences if they increase fuel prices.


Nigeria will burn. 🔥
Ah ahn, you read this particular news at all? Which one be this wey you de yarn here bros?

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Politics / Re: Be Patient With Tinubu, Ooni Begs Nigerians by zedman1(m): 7:12am On Sep 24
Thegamingorca:
Nonsense Nigeria has no hope following what happened in this Edo state election.

How can a group of ppl still consciously vote in terror as a government, in this day and age.


Tinubu and his APC never tire Nigerians and they are prepared to endure another 6 yrs plus
I'm not even attempting to mention Edo in what I'm about to write because I'm not from there so I know nothing about their candidates. I am quite sure you're not from that state too. Sorry to say, but I'm afraid your type is one of the biggest problems we have in this country. How do these politicians brainwash you with their useless party nonsense to make you believe if a candidate belongs to a certain political party he/she is guaranteed to automatically become good or bad? These politicians know some people like you are easily swayed by their used party BS that's why they use it to whyne you year in year out. Why not focus on the candidate and throw the party aside? Your solution is the reason we vote in useless people as leaders because they belong to certain political parties. I thank God Benue, my state as I always prayed for, didn't make that st*pid mistake this time and we're seeing the results. If a good leader decides to jump to any party, be it AXP, NNPC, NEPA, PDP, APC, ETC, just vote him and forget about the party! After all, Ortom, the worst governor in history jumped from PDP to APC to PDP, yet what were his achievements? Zero! You guys should just drop that party BS, perhaps things might change for the better that way.
Celebrities / Re: Justin Bieber Deeply ‘disturbed’ By Sean 'diddy' Combs' Arrest by zedman1(m): 6:20am On Sep 21
omooba05:
But in Nigeria a certain artist and his friend bullied his signee to death, APC govt hid him and his friend for some week and set them free.. I no mention name o
The way una de analyze that story, something de tell me say all of una watch that movie 'Gangs of Lagos' and just want to forcefully make that guy story blend with the movie. But he's is real life, not a movie.

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Health / Re: How Do I Quit This Negative Addiction Ruining My Life? by zedman1(m): 6:02am On Sep 21
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

And what makes you all think Masturbation is a bad thing

First you have to have this mind set that Masturbation is not a bad thing
You know the funny thing when you begin to see Masturbation as a normal thing that is when you start limiting it without knowing

Damn Niggar, you're correct. It's Just the way I dealt with it. When I was growing up, I used to think I was the only one in the world who masturbates. As an adolescent, there comes a time when your sexua.l urge becomes so strong that you're forced to find relief in these things. Then I used to be filled with guilt. It took me years, I searched, I read, then later realized from research and findings that ALMOST everyone is into it. I was relieved a bit but still the guilt didn't disappear. Later in life, there came a time I just said 'Bleep it! I killed the guilt and surprisingly the urge started diminishing too. I believe it's a phase of life that wears with age. The more you guilt trap yourself about it, the harder for you to quit. Now when I read about people complaining about masturbation, I know they're either still young or have let themselves to be trapped with guilt.

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Education / Re: Catholics Fault Makurdi University Students’ Use Of Clerical Robes For Ceremony by zedman1(m): 11:48am On Sep 18
etrouble:
But Traditionalists are not complaining nah, why are the children of God crying over nothing?
I don't see any Segzy traditionalist in the pictures but see those girls, see that slim tall girl. E heen. You see?
Celebrities / Re: Tito Jackson Has Died At 70 by zedman1(m): 12:45pm On Sep 16
naptu2:
May his soul rest in peace.

3T sang just like MJ. They were one of my favorite R&B groups back then. I think "I will do anything for you" was one of, if not the most popular of their songs. That one too sounded like it had a touch of MJ's magic.

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