Hi guys. I hope this post is helpful for everyone. There's a new website that lets you create video memes by changing the ordering of words in existing videos. It's available at https://bard.co/ or https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.roplabs.bard if you have android.

Example
Here are some examples that I liked
- https://bard.co/r/hybqfwSDaWI (Shia LaBeouf)
- https://bard.co/r/jzcavxcrpHc (Donald Trump)

Rules:
1. Go to https://bard.co/scenes/apjNfkysjbM/editor
2. Construct a phrase or sentence no longer than 10 words
3. Click "play all", and paste the link here
I'll start

mexico is destroying my hotels - https://bard.co/r/MxNgDKgac8g

janitors. imagine a girl introducing his boyfriend as "he cleans classrooms.", unless the guy is smart enough to put a spin into it and say that he's a "Building Maintenance Manager"

experience - they become a better lover. kinda of like unpaid internship...

Some of you might be getting tired of this ice challenge thing, but for ones who are interested, Don Jazzy's Ice Challenge posted in instagram.

http://instagram.com/p/r1YRJFNR8N

armadeo:


The new planet of the apes
Hercules ( the rock)
Lucy
Guardians of the galaxy.
TNT if possible. Thanks

Just finished Guardians of the galaxy. Great film! Love the humour + action + plot. The theme song got stucked in my mind these past few days -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj0fOvlyv9U?t=33s

Some ideas for 5 minute videos can be trailers, interviews, video blogs, celebrity backstage sneakpeak, gaming parody. Anyway, let me know if there's any short youtube video that you're interested in being subtitled

Spike from Cowboy Bebop. This anime is underrated for sure

Not to be rude or anything, Am I the only who feels like she's holding the baby like a muppet

I have "Bad Piggies" in my phone and I like it a lot. At first I thought it's gonna be a stupid game u know. But then it turns out to be pretty addictive. It's a bit of a puzzle game, so you have to use your brain to figure out how to win each stage. But once you get the hang of it, its quite fun

Man. I hope they find a cure soon. No one should suffer such a terrible disease.

When you have bad grades, you are unlikely to get high paying job at a top company. Because you're options are narrowed down to either getting a low salary job and doing your own business, it becomes easy to see that one would choose the entrepreneurship route instead. Essentially, people with bad grades are put into a position wherein the only choice they have to become rich is to create a business. And ironically, creating a business will make you richer than being a salaried employee even if its high paying.

Hello guys. I built www.yasub.com, a tool that will allow you to subtitle other people's youtube video. If there's a specific video that you want subtitled (i.e in Nigerian, French, or English), reply to this thread with a youtube link. Note that it should not exceed 5 minutes. And you should specify what language you want the subtitle to be in. Let me know if you guys find this useful.

Here is an example of a GTA video subbed in English (https://www.yasub.com/LsQ4K82MJYk)

parrotibaba: u r joking right ? Dr Manhattan can see d future, present n past simultaneously n b4 ur silver surfer can travel through time ,he don see am,see wetin e fit do n den proceeds to smoke his a$$

Ok. fine you win

If there's only 1 korean film I would recommend, it would be "The Man from Nowhere" (2010). Seriously, you guys should check it out. It is da best. It makes other hollywood action films look shitty (well maybe dats a little exaggerated, but i'm not kidding when i say its really really good.

I'll start with mine I guess. http://www.twitch.tv/cosmowright is my favorite as he's the best person so far when it comes to doing speedruns (finishing game at fastest time possible) of Zelda 64 and Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.

Btw, if there are video game streamers that you like that are not exactly using twitch, feel free to share over here as well!

parrotibaba: dude e be like say u no know Dr Manhattan... he will just vaporize silver surfer b4 d dude go even climb im surf board ,Dr Manhattan dat can see d past ,present n future simultaneously, in fact d guy d fear to use all im powers so e d limit im self....besides e get some many characters stronger Dan d silver surfer...just dash am Lobo ,I don't even want to mention d omnipotent,omnipresent n omniscient living tribunal...

Dr Manhattan is not the only who can see through time. Silver Surfer not only can see the future, he can also travel through time, because of the light speed that he travels at. His cosmic energy is powerful enough to withstand against Manhattan's vaporization

Silver Surfer is the most powerful. He's strong enough to destroy planets; can survive across galaxies and even black holes; travels at speed of light; and indestructible. He's basically the marvel version of Dr Manhattan but a 100 times more powerful.

Hi guys, I wonder if anyone uses www.twitch.tv to watch people's video game broadcasts? They were bought by Google recently, and have some couple of interesting livestreams, despite the recent changes in the system where presence of copyright content would mute out certain sections of the video...

Anyway, please share who your favorite streamers are!

Rule: Post a joke or funny quote from a film and specify what movie it came from.

Example:

(Catch me if you can)
me: Knock knock.
you: Who's there?
me: Go f*** yourself

If a girl friend-zones a guy, that's normal. But if a guy friend-zones a girl....massive ego damage for the chick It's like saying you're too ugly for me

It was grade school and I was slightly kicking the wall with the edge of my shoe. I was doing it unconsciously as I was actually thinking about something. Then, a teacher saw me, and reprimanded me for damaging school property and sent me to the disciplinary office (which is kind of ridiculous) - worst punishment in the sense that I feel like I didn't do anything wrong, or even if I did, a simple, please avoid doing that should be good enough.

FIFA 14 and Minecraft

I think the best way to overcome racial prejudice is to assume the position that people are not prejudicing you, basically giving everyone the benefit of the doubt, and assuming the best of their intentions. Because if you constantly worry about what people's perceptions of who you are and whether they're prejudicing you, you might fall into the trap of starting to believe that what they're thinking is true.. so try to treat everyone the same. Accept that there might be a few prejudicial, racist people, but do not assume the worst. Rather assume the best, and the energy you portray will reflect back to you. People will like your positivity more, and you avoid prejudicing people as being prejudiced

I think its not just Nigerian, most men in general prefer to have male kids..