Mikylopez:
who 4kin asked u broke niccurs be feeling like they have an opinion ...tap out!

Chill dear just a literal expression .....every man to his opinion don't mind him

talktonase:
hater!

Ur mata na

CertifiedNaija:
What do you think about this shoot?

Yay or Nay

http://www.certifiednaija.com/2016/12/lady-pose-nude-with-holy-bible-in-viral.html?m=1

She might be expressing the allegories and boundage brought by religion. But I disagree with her going nude and defiling the holy scripture

Eshinkan:
Foolish old man that just decided to sentence himself to jail over a phantom country..... ...continue enjoying kuje beans...the mandela of Biafra....

Wretched , brainwashed fggot minded puppet ... He in Kuje is of more live value than u a free man. Hahaha give ur life more value and let just rule its case .... Biafra must live. Biafra is a dream come true

Please make una no vex,, are those fire service men from Nigeria? Is fire service still in existence? Pls am not a village man just that the last time I saw them was in English primary reader .......

Pharaoh9:
They should curve that state out of Nigeria and give it to Chad and Niger to share it themselves

Hahahaha...like seriously?

DonBobes:



Dnt mind d slowpokes abeg!
Noise makers, they should keep bombing. When they are done lets see who feels the negative effects!

I think we all will and is feeling the negative effects.

kbams241:

It's sold #1500-2000 per kg.

So 15kg will be #2000*15 or #1500*15 hahahahaha
Omo my teeth dey pain me to chew fish na pap and suckable stuffs I dey chaw here [color=#000099][/color]

iceberylin:
Cuddling a slim guy is as bad as sleeping on a pile of Remote...

Chisos!!!!! Hahajahahahahahhha

hakeem4:
Who's Peter obi?

He's the governor of Anambra State.

salykely:
What about the Hausa man who was roasted by Igbo youth? No one is condemning this retaliatory attacks. No one is telling Igbo people what they did to poor hausa families who have lived in their mist is bad! All I keep hearing in this forum from SE extract is hailing of the governor who even went further to inaugurate an inglorious ethnic militia that will help in killing Hausa/Fulani people in case of crises. A governor who have decided to profile Hausa/Fulani within his domain. Let everyone keep in record the attitude and response of this governor to this incident. If Kano alone should respond in like stupidity, the entire SE won't have the resources to accommodate the in flow of Igbo refugees.
In civilized countries, those who burnt that hausa man to death would be brought to justice. The man was not sentenced to death, he was not allowed to defend himself in a court of law. He was killed by Igbo mob without hearing his own side of the story. Until death, the law of his land presumed him innocent.

Are you sure you're alright, the majority killed by u northerners are yet to be recognised, yet u come here to type trash. When ur so called brothers killed and are killing burnt churches and are burning, what has been done. Noe one Hausa man is killed u den remember to attribute Nigeria to a civilized country. Welcome to Aba.

EasternLion:


That place is slaughter in WaterSide, Hausa cattle market.

I think a "local abattoir" is better.

eyeview:

If a south easterner kidnap you,you have hope of life after ransom. But if a south westerner kidnap you,no hope. Na evil forest and ritual you dey go.

With their cattle rearing brothers. Mtchew. Anyone landed in their hands is death.

Integrityfarms:
Undue comparisons and crave for societal appreciation has be devilled many relationships thereby giving a precedence to cohabitation!

For God sake no wedding is the best and none is the worst, just do what you can ad live legally with your wife. Thats why I like my church once trad and court wedding is done with moderation, the pastor can come and join u even in your house with the consent of both parents and two witnesses and that's all.

No vex bross what's d name of ur Church?

Lets leave trying to please others at our detriment. There is more to marriage than wedding which is just for 6-8 hours maximum

U tok true

Stupedinluv:
Well you are redefining what they society has made everyone believe. People dont just do things because it makes them "happy" there are so many factors they consider too.

Ntwithstanding, thanks for contributing still doesnt stop me from staying away from them cos my life is bigger than "personal happiness"

I wonder ur definition of "personal happiness" and its non-relational values to societal norms. We live in a society where a good majority of ladies want to be hooked up in a serious affair or more. U can't be happy if this societal value isn't satisfied I guess it's ur same type that do say." Quit waiting for a Mr right and just grab a Mr left over to the right" (societal value in times of frustrated options) . u will get a Mr right this I pray but be watchful of Lion in Sheeps clothing...
*goes back to sipping garri*

I think I like this thread, OP so ure an econimist No wonder, well from my littlefindings I think you ladies are the most desperate folks when it comes to marriage .matters . u envision a guy u do all imposibles to clamp him down to marriage and den u walk ur lazy ass to NL to narrate ur poor and pathetic story about porverty.
Listen all average dudes wants to make it big before thinking of marrying d problem is with u gals and impatience. dont add to his burdens and come to wash his undies in d public if u think he's broke then work hard to make him rich , if not then why did u go to school.

How about mathematics.... We ain't seeing what we signed for all sciences are involved and also a lot of calculations ....... I taya

Manye aka na nsi aboki!


Ekwensu enwe phone number!


Inyakirinkpotompo!


[b][/b]Ovoko![i][/i]

Ewu ataam igu n'isi!

I love dis man.

Wow!!!!!!!
Wow!!!!!!!
Wow!!!!!!!!
Just shot of words, am 6ft2" and my girl....... is average dats my shoulder tho...... Pls don't make me brake a heart... U got me re-reasoning
.....hmmmm......

Estharfabian:
Ewwww?



14 looks super disgusting!

Really maybe a gal sucked d shell out of that leaving it like a hotdog..

Ok, let me get this ryt, Nigerian ladies don't want to date Nigerian men, and vice versa. Listen how many naija dudes are marrying foreign blood? And what's d age ratio? Last time I checked it was 29yrs-69yrs correct if am wrong.
I know we stink, I know our girls suck.. But our parents did endure this and it worked for them. So I'm gonna try just DAT.
Our naija girls marrying white dudes is at d ratio of 1:1,000,000...... So I don't think it works either. U make ur man or woman what u want outta her/him. Or u leave and try anoda . I have seen d worst girls but I must confess when it comes to Morals and Support Africans ROCK!!!!!!!!!

Fabulocity:
Disclaimer: This thread is not to insult anyone, it's just based in the few observations I've made and it doesn't also apply to every Nigerian guy. So take a moment to read before you release your venom(if this write up refers to you).

1) He is broke: The average Nigerian guy is Broke! Yes. It's either he has no job or he has a ridiculously low paying job. As a result of this, when their girlfriends make demands on them, they come on Nairaland to pour their anger and frustration over their inability to meet these demands. They tag them as hungry, money loving, gold digging sluts. And one way to know the jobless ones is that they spend a lot of time online on various social websites and it leaves one wondering when they actually work. The answer simply is, they have no jobs!

2) He is most probably a fůck boy : Most Nigerian dudes are fůck boys. You just meet a guy and you've barely talked for two days and he's already asking for nudes, like, Wth?? Or he's already trying to initiate a sex chat. That's how one of my friends got introduced to a guy online by a mutual friend. They had barely talked for a week and the goat was already asking her for X-rated Skype video Calls! Hian! You see them on social media, sending PMs,sliding into DMs, inboxing on Facebook to different girls hoping to get lucky with one of them. And from a lot of stories I've heard on NL, they want nothing but sex once they meet a hot girl. They strategise and plan all sorts of ways of luring a girl in to their homes on order to have their way with her. Guys, please stop this fůck boy behaviour of yours, don't try to get into a ladies panties without first trying to get into her heart.

3) He is polygamous in nature : "All Nigerian men Cheat! " This was implied proudly by one body builder who impregnated his ex girlfriend whilst still married to his celebrity wife. I can't count the number of times I've come across that statement both online and offline. I don't know if nigerian guys should be given a pat on the back for admitting their 'weakness' and saving lots of girls from heartache and high blood pressure from wondering if their boyfriends are faithful or not as they would already know there's another chick somewhere, or if they should be shot in the head for admitting such foolishness. And it amazes me that they always admit this with a tinge of pride. Well, it's up to you. It seems the spirit of our polygamous forefathers have not left the Nigerian men as they cannot cope with having just one woman in their life. Smh

4) Thinks he is God's gift to women : He thinks you're lucky to have him as there are several other girls that would kill to be in your place , therefore you should be grateful to God almighty for making you find such rare treasure like him . He thinks he is the black adonis fallen from heaven. He thinks you are highly fortunate to have someone like him and most of this time, they ain't worth shįt Girls, please find someone who would appreciate you, not someone that would depreciate your value

5) Poor Personal hygiene: Nigerian guys Stink! I don't know if they think it's manly to walk around looking unkempt and smelling nasty but please, that's an archaic way of thinking as we're in the 21st century. Nothing turns most ladies on more than a well groomed, nice smelling man. Most nigerian dudes have terrible body odour and bad breath. Please please and please deodorant or body spray is not that expensive. For those of you who actually take your bath, you should also think of deodorising as you tend to sweat a lot and bathing will not be enough to mask unwanted odours. You don't have to use expensive perfumes to smell good, no one is asking you to be a metrosexual, just practise simple hygiene and you're good to go. And please, it's not a crime to change your boxers and socks everyday instead of repeating them and creating horrific odours

6) Would most definitely cheat on you: Do I really need to talk about This? Number 3 has explained this.

7) Super inflated ego : All men tend to be egotistical, there's nothing wrong with that but when you have a super inflated ego, there's a problem. Yes, these group of men feel that we ladies should worship the ground they walk on and if that they leave us, that would be the end of our lives. They are very proud, arrogant and they tend to look down on ladies. They would never call you first, they believe you should be the one scrambling for their attention, you dare not argue or disagree with them If not your own had finished. In fact, it remains for you to start calling them 'sir'.

A big, fat liar: How do you know when a Nigerian guy is Lying? The answer is, when his lips are moving! Even the devil is flabbergasted at the way these men lie. They lie about everything and most especially when they are cheating on you. They can also deny for Africa, even when they are caught red handed. You see some very steamy and compromising text messages he sent to another girl and they swear to you it's their sister. Ndi okwu asi

9) Take you for granted: They tend to take their women for granted. They feel the average nigerian woman is a desperate gold digger looking for a man to ensnare into marriage. They don't know that you should be loved, respected, appreciated, treated like a queen that you are.. Instead, they disrespect, violate, abuse and demean their women. It's a pity indeed.

10) Very immature : Finally, they could be so immature! I always shake my head in disgust when I see grown ass men behaving like babies. What would make a grown ass man who has gone through formal education and the four walls of a university do immature things like releasing the nudes of an ex (again, fůck boy syndrome), beat up a woman, ask his babe to return everything he got her while they were dating after they break up. Like Seriously?? Just because they might have a penis and they grow beards doesn't mean they are mature individuals. They are just kids in adult clothing.

In conclusion, I did not do this to offend anyone oh, just for you guys to get a taste of your own medicine when you open your numerous female bashing threads and rain all sorts of profanities on nigerian girls. no one is perfect, even we ladies have our own imperfections.
Note: feel free to insult the Op, get offended, spew profanities,have hypertension because of this post. You're all welcome

Ure right. Am almost guilty of 5/10 thanks. I will seek a redress

[quote author=toofit007 post=43516920][/quote]
Ur name alone describes u.

[quote author=sexaddict08 post=43514749]Ayahh, don't worry NK , Buhari will vacate office one day. then , you might regain your freedom. B4 then, chill in jail [quote]
****well its obvious that ure an illiterate and don't know if u have rights not to talk of when they are violated.NK is a freedom fighter and by all rights can't be held for such a period of time without criminal evidence against him.all the weapon he used was his voice .and if ure a living thing as u claim u should no that barking dogs don't bite and let him be **** and tryna celebrate it. Nonsence.

DankemzI:
Police now move with camera
Nigeria is really improving, one might need to censor his words with this men on black o!
They might be recording o

De dia nah what's ur expectation .People are getting wiser the knowledge of their right making them more obstinate. We need to have full evidence before dealing with someone

erico2k2:

Seriously you call this a woman's JOB?

Then whose job is it?

I De manage 28,500-33,000 now as my backup phone for my iphone6 of 168,500-170,000. Also I intend going higher if you de sell beta phone whatsapp me at 08130963475 make I price am rem not fairly used just new one Durh...

My Yoruba teachers I hail.....
My French teacher from Benin republic I hail.....
My mathematics.. Chain teacher! ... I comot cap.....
If these proffesionals flog you... You go sign to leave school and join drug business.
My Class monitor wasn't in good terms with me so any sign I do na noise
.and she always submits to French or Maths teachers for a great bullala... Til we decided too pay money for talking . imagine every day my dept dey mount 150-175 naira abeg divide by 5 come tell me if I be parrot. Those in power There is Godooooooo...

Weda tall or short we are all made , weda black or white we are all made ,if u like tall e good ,if na short de trip u e good, no make anoda person problem purge ur belle abeg life is too short to hold back kip hiting forward gudnyt dudes

[quote author=hmohammed post=39753140][/quote]. Na amateur guys u face, if u jam beta guy wit height and nice brain functionality ur JT for be JointTrade

ClassCaptain:


lmao.this is serious

. And what about the 4ft gals walking abt wit all d heavy artileries made for ISIS ,who go marry dem? If u avoid we guys say we short u no want small pikin ,e good say make u no near ground as a gal cos wit wat am seeing dis Aba wey I dey 75% of indeginous gals carry last for height mata