Future conversation
Kids: dad how did you and mum meet?
Dad: we met on 2go, chatted on facebook, proposed on twitter then got married on instagram.

hedmills:

Glo no even exist for akwa ibom. Nobody don hear about them for here

Ovoko!!! Big lie. Guy no generalize mbok. For Okobo here glo is blazing as fast as 2mb/s, even in Oron too and also in parts of Uyo I have been to. Test different locations before you generalize.

Tswap:
Same i have downloaded over a thousands pictures on infinix hot x507 with my mtn sim for free...

For real? Wen will Nigerians stop abusing awoofs. Oga o!

Lolz. Wen y'all was enjoying the awoof were you thinking that etisalat is santa claus?

Chikun LGA is christian dominated. Even if Elrufai want to impose a leader on them, it should at least be one of thier own and not some 'alien'.

Thumbs up AY. You have my respect. To those of you bashing AY. Being an entrepreneur is no joke as sometimes your start up may fail and you have to count your losses, learn from your mistakes and move on. It is not everytime a new business flourishes.

Billyonaire:


Sorry to hear about the decision of your bank to fire more staff on the premise of reset target goals. If our banks can actually entice depositors with good interest rate, they would not have need to go on these recurring rat race.

One would have loved to really help but I realized bank traded treasury bills with my funds on 44 days tenure while giving little or nothing as interest and using COT charges to take back what ever interest they gave. They are offering 13% on over 500M pa for 90 days, but treasury bill at this moment guarantees at least 17% in 44 days of the 90 days and I am sure the bank wants to use the funds to trade TB which is the reason that want it fixed. I am sorry my brother, these trends get us all worried. You might wanna keep your mind in the non-banking sectors with time as banking job gives one no time for enterprise mindset.

I like ur analysis of the treasury bills thingy. I will like to know more about it as I am looking for a way to invest and make passive income while facing my full time job. Any help you can render me as a means of enlightenment regarding treasury bills and bonds will be recieved with utmost gratitude.

There is definitely going to be duplication of duties especially where there is 'egunje'. If not for the oportunity to exploit and defraud innocent road users most of them asking for vehicular ducuments will not do so.

Where are those propagandists that said dorobucci is a coinage for satan/god?

Deiok:

Ok havent heard of it. Cause if it was real life, i dont think you and your moping stick will be landing on the floor softly.

You have the kind of eyes that can see through someone's soul.

pinkbee:
Ilhas teezi! Loser. Ugly guy

wen you called him ugly, I was expecting to see a drop dead gorgeous lady as ur avartar, but instead is someone that hind behind gothic wall papers.
FYI, the 'ugly guy' earned 80million dollars for a single fight. I hope a 'not ugly' person like you should make more than that ur entire life.

Gerontocracy will not allow this to happen in Nigeria. Haapy for her.

ROSSIKE:
You mean they are light skinned. Stup.d slave. Every light skinned person is "gorgeous" and "so fine" to you stup.id, colonised, thoughtless, disgusting, self-hating imbeciles. (spit)

Awwww. Guy y u provoke naw. Except u dont want to admit the truth, the daughter and her 2 kids are cute especially the one on the left. Being light skinned is not automatic 'finess' as omo oba the comedian is light skinned. You hurling insults only points to the fact that may be kiwi black and not impressed with ur colour hence your insecurity and envy for light skined people. despite this being a faceless forum, i feel you went out of the boundries of courtesy.

onatisi:
she doesn't need or want ur respect. She is respected worldwide already,she is on the list of top 100 influential ppl in the world . 100 ppl out of almost 6billion ppl in the world speaks volumes about her achievement and progress. So better start working ur way up the ladder of success so that one day ppl will respect u. Okonjo iwella dines and sit with kings and world leaders. So bro keep ur respect in ur living room and bedroom and face ur life.

Her name is on the list of times 100 most influencial persons in the world, so also is Shekau's name. I gues that also ''speak volume about his achievements and progress''.

uchwar1:
muslims and Hausas marry their cousins...pls hw do we classify this? Is it a sin? Additionally, some nairalanders might be victims here oooo

Islam does not permit incest (Surah 4:23). The notherners, fulanis to be specific that practice it are not doing so based on religion but custom and tradition.
I wont consider any nairalander involved in incest to be a victim as most time it is based on mutual consent and not by force.

Cousin-cousing nyanshing is now becoming an aceeptable norm in Naija. No wonder am not suprised nor find it strange....

Stale 2012 odd news in 2015. Have we run out of fresh 2015 odd news?

Printing of call up letters was supposed to start yesterday yet no info pertaining to that on nysc portal, not even an opology to douse the tension of expectant graduates. One would think that digitalizing the whole process should have allowed for a seamless registration and mobilization but thats is obviously not the case as no info was sent to students concerning thier mobilization status as promised and now no explanation for the delay in the availabilty of the call up letters. #Smh for nysc.

Young03:
Private part ke?


Abeg d picture no show well

how you could wish to see clearly the picture of the injured privates of a 10yr old beats my imagination. Something so grossly inhumane!

Dannyset:
Every power that want to prevent this woman from going to jail.......Die by fire, Die by fire, Die by fire. Die Die Die Die Die Die Die.

Chai!!! you are a certified clown!!! ROTFL

Wow! Tinubu just got elected for the 5th time.

daniel9202:
He never see any thing.
go buy recharge card oo..wey you go take call the winner.
you built mosque for imo nd you want igbos to vote you??

so you my friend will want him voted out on the basis that he built a mosque in Imo despite him being a good leader? I can deduce that you didnt want Buhari because he is not a christian. As blessed as Nigeria is, religion and tribe will forever remain a curse that will stiffle our progress. Believe it or not Rochas is one of the best leaders in the south east.

Quite a long letter but worth reading. It is a shame and disappointment that perons who the masses look up to, to understand thier pains and challenges, are the same persons that will turn a blind eye when the are in the position to put a smile on the face of the masses. If all he wrote in that letter is true, then its a a dissapointment that RMD is just like most Nigerian 'polithiefians' who will always siphon funds meant for the public.

Less than 24hrs ago some haters on this page were wishing him failure. Happy for you Desmond. Let haters continue hating, thats thier job and we understand!!!

Jwonder4eva:
And fashola will be shouting the Federal Government is not giving them anything! Bloody Lair

Fashola may not be said to be lying considering the fact that lagos in 2013 contributed 384 billion naira to the federation account. Consider the difference between the contribution and the allocation and you will agree that the statement made by Fashola could be considered truth. Lagos does not need the federal government to survive.

italo:
There are more Yorubas/Nigerians in Kenya than there are Kenyans in Yoruba land/Nigeria.

You're saying Kenya supports greener pastures than Yorubaland/Nigeria.

Same goes for Cote d'ivoire.

Come out of your tribal/sentimental cave and think.

Yorubas are no better than any tribe on earth...certainly not Igbos.

There you go again my friend. Would you leave Nigeria for Kenya or cotedevoire if not for an opportunity of a better Living? Or would a sensible Nigerian go to Kenya to earn a meagre living if he has the opportunity of being a millionaire in Nigeria? The term 'greener pasture is subjective and not universal, meaning I might see the opportunity of making millions in Somalia wich is one of the poorest countries in the world, the opportunity is my greener pasture.
Your analogy of Nigerian /Kenya does not hold water except you want us to believe that the igbo man can have as much opportunity(Greener pasture) in his village as in Lagos or any other south Western state.

Op, Srsly?
1. Baggy: doesnt work for me. Guys nowadays wear fitting clothes, how much more women. Except you are a nun, pls show us those curves.
2. No make up: that should be titled moderate make up and not none at all.
3. Unkept hair: nne do want to look like a mad woman?
And hw could you forget something as important as the almighty

























UKWU!!! As weired as it might sound, it is an ego booster walking with ur babe and the guys on your street cant help but shout ''uru dia'' Any man that has mounted a well rounded ukwu cant help but be amazed by the way the water riples as you drop the stick in it.

italo:


The bold is a compliment and testament to Igbos' industry.

Now did a Yoruba man offer money to buy a farmland in Igboland and the Igbo owner refuse him on ethnic grounds?

Or did the Yoruba man plant plantain and the Igbo man uproot it on ethnic grounds?

Are we to blame Igbos for Yoruba laziness?

No my friend, it is a testament of the benovalence of the yoruba man. The igbos cant get from thier land what the get in the yoruba mans land hence thier migration to these places. You may want to live in denial but the truth remains that man is always in search for greener pasture and it is obvious that the yoruba mans land supports greener pasture than the igbo mans land. Case closed!!!

ArodeTsolaye:


Segun Adewole, Igbos do not live in yorubaland. Have you ever seen an Igbo man in muddy Osun forest?. Igbos go to lagos where oil money from eastern states like Imo, Abia, Rivers, Delta was used to develop. Igbos do not live in mud houses. They can't survive in your mud-built yorubaland.

Oya clap for yourself for such a sensible post. Go to the thick forest of Ise-ekiti bodering ekiti and Ondo state, you will find several over forty year old Ibo born and brought up there with some even having a cocoa and palm plantation of thier own. This Ise-ekiti story is replicated is several southwestern states. Am not a southwesterner but I will say that the yorubas are the most accomodating and peace loving set of Nigerians i have met so far. So long as you are hardworking you can stay in any part of the south west make money and acquire properties of your choice. I am not sure a yoruba man can have a plantation in Ibo land. My 1 cent.

Psalmwise:
point it out

It's 'as a student' not 'has a student'.

We realy need an english police here. Op correct your spelling and please get rid of the 'H' factor.