Chi sos

oieda:
Are they that many?

Only God knows

Wow,very large....this is what I like OYO

The West African Examinations Council (WAEC)
Nigeria had vowed not to release the May/June
2015 result of students who wrote the examination
from states owing it.

At a press briefing in Lagos on Monday, Head of
WAEC National Office in Nigeria, Charles Eguridu said the amount being owed "is well over N4billion".

According to Eguridu, a total of 19 out of 36 states of Federation are owing and it is very unlikely that the Council will release the results of the affected states.

"We have written to the affected States Government
without any response of debtor States is threatening the smooth operations of the Council.

"We, therefore, want to publicly plead with the
affected states to off-set the registration fees of their candidates as soon as possible, as we cannot
guarantee that the results of their candidates for
the May/June 2015 WASSCE will be released along
with others," Eguridu said.

www.dailytrust.com.ng/daily/index.php/news-menu/news/60881-waec-won-t-release-results-of-students-from-debtor-states

This is Aba in Abia State. The people in the area say it's due to bad road and bad drainage system.

This is the official twitter handle of the Nigerian
Defence Academy, Kaduna. And this morning, they
posted this photo of MI and singer Charass (the Coco Butter crooner) wearing their camouflage uniforms and wrote that the 'arm of bars must prevail'.

Great!!!.....that's my country

The Falconets ran out comfortable winners
over the Liberian Under 20 National Team in a
Fifa Under 20 World Cup qualifier on Saturday
evening.



Nigeria took a four - goal lead into the half - time
break, thanks to goals from Chinaza Uchendu,
Ojinma Amarachi, Yakubu Aminat and Adeboyejo.
Uchendu opened the scoring in the 23rd minute
before Ojinma Amarachi increased the tally for the
Falconets three minutes later.



Six minutes before the intermission, Yetunde
Adeboyejo converted from the spot after Aminat
Yakubu gave Nigeria a three - goal advantage in the
36th minute.

In the second half, Aminat Yakubu scored the
Falconets sixth goal while Joy Bokiri netted a brace.
Nigeria qualified for the next round with a 14 - 1
aggregate victory over the Liberia U20s.

Cadets, soldiers and officers decorated with airborne badge by the Chief of Army Staff.

His name is Idoko Nicholas Inalegwu and he was a
medical student of Benue State University, Makurdi.
He died recently in an unexplained accident. His
friends believe he committed suicide because he had fallen into heavy depression after receiving news of his withdrawal from medical school after spending 10 years.

According to Benue.com, after the student died,
medical students of the school took his coffin and
deposited it at the office of the vice chancellor in
protest, blaming the school's action for his death.

Idoko was withdrawn for failing a haphazardly
organised resit exam that has bedevilled medical
students in the institution over the years.

According to Benue.com, the students had
complained about the manner in which exams were
conducted, where resit exams were prolonged for up to one whole year as against the stipulated six weeks,with no efforts to engage the students.

After spending 12 years without graduation, that
many of the students in the medical school have
become disillusioned, frustrated, depressed and
some have attempted suicide due to the stagnation
and irregularities but the school management was
continuously adamant about the psychological effects of their long stay in medical school.

The students, after an altercation at the Benue State
University Teaching Hospital mortuary, obtained the
coffin of their dead colleague, marched to the VC’s
office, vowing not to leave until their grievances
which bother around the haphazard conduct of
exams, manipulation of results, withdrawals and
accreditation, are resolved.

The students this morning, blocked the Gboko-
Makurdi Highway causing a congestion of traffic.
They also burned tyres, carrying placards demanding that their Vice Chancellor address them.

They accused the VC and provost of paying a deaf ear to the predicaments of the medical students in the school over the years.
Source: www.Benue.com

Says ''I'm blessed''

Without going back to the home page,answer this 3
questions in 60 seconds.


1.How many members are on Nairaland presently.


2.How many group do we have on Nairaland forum
(e.g politics,education).


3.How many Nairalander is having his/her birthday
today.



If u are true with it the question kindly answer this
for me
Which country starts with letter W

Lol....where the yorubans dae

A former Deputy Speaker of the House of
Representatives, Hon. Chidubem Nwuche has
urged President Mohammadu Buhari to remove oil
subsidy, stressing that it has no benefit to majority
of the people in the South-East and the South-South.

Nwuche, who was exchanging views with newsmen
in Abuja over the weekend, argued that the
continued subsidization of petroleum products will
only benefit the rich while the supposedly poor
masses get poorer.

Stressing that subsidizing petrol is not good for
Nigeria, he urged the Independent Petroleum
Marketers Association of Nigeria, IPMAN and the
organized labour to support the President for the
removal of the subsidy.

According to him, “I used to be in the Oil and Gas
sector before going into politics. I believe that
subsidy is not good for Nigeria. I say this without
bias in the sense that those who benefit from the
subsidy are not the poor. It is those traders who
engaged in slope, who engage in round tripping
that benefit from the subsidy.

“Which subsidy of petroleum products? People are
buying the products above the controlled price. I
don’t think you can buy AGO at the official price in
Ekeremor or in Ahoada.

“The price is determined by the middlemen and the
dealers. So the subsidy they are paying is to enrich
those people to buy private jets at our expense.

IPMAN and the rest of the labour unions should
come together and support the president to
remove subsidy. It is a waste of money. It is
fraudulent. It is allowing corruption.”

The erstwhile Federal lawmaker who served
between 1999 and 2003 further urged President
Buhari against forgetting people of the Niger Delta
in his government.

He specifically called for the dredging of the
Calabar sea port and the construction of projects in
the zone to develop the area.

dailypost.ng/2015/07/20/scraps-subsidy-its-of-no-benefit-to-south-east-nwuche-tells-buhari/?wt=3

This 18 year old girl drank half a bottle of sniper (a popular insecticide) after her boyfriend ended their relationship. According to Aisha Yesufu who shared the story on twitter, she said the young girl is currently on admission and that doctors say her heart has now been affected by the poisonous substance. The supposed boyfriend who jilted her had to be called in and is seen in the photos consoling her.

DworldsGM:
you havent met al dose baba mayguidey(security men) with bow nd arrow there accuracy is pin point.mayb de like thief Archery to field archery

Lol

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1.Air racing
2.Field archery
3.Netball
4.Surfing

1. Air Racing ; Air racing is a motorsport that involves airplanes competing over a fixed course, with the winner either returning the shortest time, the one to complete it with the most points, or to come closest to a previously estimated time.

2.Field Archery ; Field archery involves shooting at targets of varying (and often unmarked) distance, often in woodland and rough terrain. As well as being a sport in its own right, it can be used to improve the techniques and abilities required for bowhunting in a realistic outdoor setting.

3.Netball ; Netball is a ball sport played by two teams of seven players. Its development, derived from early versions of basketball, began in England in the 1890s

4.Surfing ; Surfing is a surface water sport in which the wave rider, referred to as a surfer, rides on the forward or deep face of a moving wave, which is usually carrying the surfer toward the shore.

5.Kick Boxing ; Is a group of stand-up combat sports based on kicking and punching, historically developed from karate, Muay Thai, Taekwondo and Western boxing.

6.Fencing ; Fencing began in Italy in the 18th century, with the Italian school having modified the original Spanish, "classical fencing", and the French school having later refined the Italian system.

7.Horse ball ; Horseball is a game played on horseback where a ball is handled and points are scored by shooting it through a hoop

manneger2:
that man at the back I wonder what hes wearing..

He is a chef....lol

Hey great

BankoleCruise:
How to toast babe nko

Lol....I no know dah one o me bros

Four-time world player of the year Lionel Messi linked up with Gabonese president Ali Bongo Ondimba on Saturday to lay the first stone at a future African Cup of Nations venue.

The Barcelona star, who won a treble of Spanish title, Copa del Rey and Champions League last season, officially started the building process at the Port-Gentil Stadium, which will host Africa Cup of Nations matches in 2017. The ceremony took place on a wide sandy ground where the stadium will be built.

It was the Argentine forward's first visit to Gabon and he signed autographs on team jerseys worn by his fans, before proceeding with the laying of the first stone, accompanied by the president.

"When I was in Barcelona a few years ago, I met
Messi who had told me that he would come to visit
me in Libreville," said the Gabon president.

"It's a promise he made me. He is a man of honour
who just kept his word."

The new stadium will have a capacity of 20 000 and is expected to host matches from November 2016 in the build-up to the tournament.
Port Gentil is Gabon's second city and the country's
oil capital.

richardjemedafe1:
I was there

For where

Great,lovely pictures

1.Their Age
2.How you're Born
3.The name of your private part
4.Anything about Sex
5.When she Pregnant

God bless ur hustle man

In most cases, funny women are under-
appreciated.

Most men hide from funny women out of
insecurity, or the fear of being overshadowed – but
that’s not as much reflective of good-humored
women, as it is weak men.

Appreciate a woman for her ability to spark a laugh
– or even a smile – during those times when you
wouldn’t be doing so, otherwise. Life doesn’t have
to be that serious, folks, despite the fact that most
people enjoy making it appear this way.

I mean, the majority of the sh*t I say – or write, for
that matter – is so tongue in cheek that you’d be
shocked I could even pronounce words correctly.
For this reason, I’m not intimidated by funny
women; in fact, I’m constantly looking for someone
like me to — I don’t know — sit around and laugh
at life with.

Looks fade, trends come and go. Who’s “cool”
today, probably won’t be “cool,” tomorrow. A sense
of humor, on the other hand, has no expiration date.

By finding a girl who you appreciate for her
personality, you’ll provide a layer of attraction that
won’t fluctuate from month to month – or
Instagram filter to Instagram filter, just the same.

There’s nothing sexier than a funny girl because –
of all the personality traits you could look for in a
girl – why wouldn’t you strive for the one that keeps
you smiling the most?

That’s how I feel, anyway. Here are nine reasons
why you should always date the girl who can make
you laugh.

9. She’s intelligent

When you meet a witty girl, it’s hard not to
recognize how smart she is behind her big smile.
When a woman has the ability to make you laugh
consistently, it’s not by accident, trust me – it’s
deliberate – and I’m sure she’s well aware of the
power she has, at times, over you.

She knows how to critique things without being
offensive; she understands the right and wrong
times to make light of situations, and you could
never confuse her sense of humor for
impoliteness.

She forces you to think, and the ability to provoke
thought – even through humor – proves that she’s
aware of things, and not just another close-minded
product of our generation. It’s almost impossible to
grow bored of a girl who forces you to think.

8. She doesn’t need designer heels to be attractive

There are some girls who live and die by their
physical appearance. While, sure, you might throw
them eyes from across the room – often, when you
finally find the balls to approach to them – you
realize they were more desirable to look at than to
speak to.

It’s almost impossible to invest any long-term
emotion into women like that, especially when
considering the delicacy of our physical
appearances.

Regardless of what they’re wearing, or what filter
they choose to drown out their Instagram photos,
women with senses of humor always will capture
your attention – whenever they feel like it.

7. She’s real

Nowadays, so many women are obsessed with
pushing this false impression of who they are. They
do things for “the Gram,” and forget that “the
Gram” isn’t real f*cking life – it’s a social media
platform – and regardless of how many “likes” they
receive on there, they rarely translate into real-
world adoration.

That sh*t is fake. Do you really think 100+ people
especially “like” the fact that someone else is lying
poolside at the Fontainebleu? The way I see it, if
that’s the only way a girl can feel appreciated, she
needs to throw her iPhone in the deep end – and
do some thinking.

Funny women are genuine and other genuine
people will always recognize that. This is why witty
girls will always have tons of friends, yes, real…
human… friends. People who show their affection,
not by double tapping their phone screen, but by
choosing to spend their time with them.

6. She’s confident

There really aren’t too many shy comedians, are
there? At least not too many successful ones, at any
rate. Anyone who’s ever tried telling a joke at a
dinner party has probably felt a glimmer of
pressure, before having a go at it. But, that’s the
nature of the business.

A good sense of humor shows courage in social situations – and confidence in oneself. Funny women typically know they’re funny,and their ability to use that as a tool of attraction has always been sexy, in my mind.

Many men are intimidated by funny women,
instead electing to date chicks who simply laugh at
their own jokes – and don’t step on their comedic
toes. That’s isn’t any fault of the woman who can
make people laugh, it just shows how unconfident
a lot of dudes are.

5. She will take control of the conversation

Sometimes, as a guy, you’ll want the woman to take
the wheel and steer your conversational vehicles,
so to speak. Girls who are funny are usually able to
dictate conversational directions, by adding
sarcasm or touches of light-heartedness to given
scenarios.

When she makes a little wisecrack, you’ll recognize
it, and respond back with something of your own.
When she laughs at something, you’ll probably feel
the impulse to do the same.

Funny girls will take a lot of pressure off you
because things don’t always have to be so serious.
Maybe she’s fine without that wakeup text every
morning, at 7:45 on the dot, as long as you can
share a laugh or two by lunchtime.

4. She’ll make you work

When a woman flexes her sense of humor,
naturally, it will compel you to do the same. If she
says something witty, you’re not going to want to be
outdone, in the sincerest of fashions.

Finding a funny girl, if you consider yourself to be a
funny guy, is honestly a beautiful thing. As she
makes you laugh, you’ll catch yourself trying to
“one up” her. Yet, to accomplish this, you’re really
only trying to make her laugh – and laugh with
more vigor than you did, yourself.

It drives you to think before you speak and actually
devote some attention to detail into the words you
say (or type, over text). She will make you work
harder – and you’ll appreciate that down the road.

3. Wordplay leads to pre-intimacy

If you start out hanging out with a girl who’s funny,
free of any real expectations or plans for the next
phase of things – just give it some time. Chemistry
starts on a conversational level, first, and then
leads to the bedroom.

Women who can make you laugh will instantly grab
a leg up from a social standpoint, as you’ll likely
want to spend your time around someone from
whom you can derive some aspect of pleasure.

I’ve always found wordplay to be sexy, which I
suppose is fitting considering I work with words for
eight hours each day. When a girl can two-step with
me from a verbal standpoint, it just leads my mind
to thoughts of other ways we would be compatible,
as well.

2. She’ll tear your guard down

Funny women will allow you to be yourself
because, well, they’re probably just being
themselves too. That’s the best part about funny
people – they find humor in even the most
mundane things, which never necessitates too
much effort in return.

Most funny women won’t feel obligated to receive
any expensive gifts – and they’ve probably already
learned that nothing material, whatsoever, is
required for happiness

You’ll never have to be someone else, other than
yourself, to elicit a smile from her – and that
provides a peace of mind that cannot be duplicated
through any other character trait. As long as you’re
present in your relationship with her, I guarantee
that she’ll be able to find something to smile about.

1. Grudges don’t ever end up lasting too long

You could literally be fuming with your girl – but, if
she’s funny – it will never last long. It’s the best
when she knows how mad you are, too, and still
finds a way to make you smile. The ability to do this
will constantly keep you in check, from a bigger
picture standpoint.

Most of the time, arguments are about petty
bullsh*t, things that you’ll probably forget in a few
week’s time – yet can linger for months. Sometimes
you just need a girl who can make you laugh, and
shake it off (cue Taylor Swift voice) before it evolves
into something entirely avoidable.

It’s hard to stay mad at a girl, when you know deep
down that you’d rather be in bed laughing with her.
When you find a girl like this, hold on to her,
because not only will she make a great girlfriend –
but she’ll also be your best friend, too.

Help me wish him success in his coming endeavors.

Some people have been giving me good opinions on which digital tv I should go for. I want you knowledgeable nairalanders should give me some advice on which one (Gotv,startimes) I should go for.
Here are some features of the digital tv
1) Startimes:
- Bouquet; It has 45 channels which includes
* MGM
*Nta ent
*Novela e1
*Star One
*Nta news 24
*silverbird
*galaxy tv
*channels
*amc
*dtn
*mitv
*Dbn
*tvc
*e-star
*real star
*rave tv
*ait
*Starmusic
*Nigezie
*aljazeera
*nta igbo
*nta yoruba
*dove tv
*orisun ,and so
The decoder can be purchase for #3000 only and you can subscribe for the above plan for #1000,and you can watch bundelsliga matches
.

2) Gotv plus:
-It has 38 channels which includes;
*africa magic (family,hausa,yoruba,epic)
*mnet zone
*cnn
*E! Entertainment
*soundcity
*arise news
*etv
*hiptv
*mitv
*one gospel
*nta +
*televista
*telemundo
*ontv max
*zee world
*ss blitz
*ss select(1,2)
*disney junior
*nat geo wild
*mtv Base
*vox africa
*bet 2
*sony max
*faith
*islam channel
*lagos tv, and so on
The decorder can be purchased for #2900 and you can subscribe for the above plan for #1800
You can watch a premier league match,kenya league match,nigeria league match,ghana,zambia league matches.

Please what is your opinion,which one is better?