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Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by Deiok(m): 9:13pm On Aug 26, 2013
Nawah ooh. This wan nah short story?.
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by yemi2plus(m): 9:14pm On Aug 26, 2013
Deiok: Nawah ooh. This wan nah short story?.
yes.
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by hersweetness(f): 9:21pm On Aug 26, 2013
yemi2plus2:
people complained about the "2go love". I just wanna try my hand on something different.

Yeah i understand sha. I just hope you'd write more stories after this. You are realy good
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by Ramwab94(m): 12:05am On Aug 27, 2013
Not being a silent reader this time around. Ur composition is great. Following this thread to the end. smiley i've gat exams to write this week though.
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by Eniqurl(f): 6:20am On Aug 27, 2013
yemi2plus2:
people complained about the "2go love". I just wanna try my hand on something different.
final story!!! "people" all d tym why cnt u jez do sth dah wil please u huh Final update ko semi final ni.
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by yemi2plus(m): 7:16am On Aug 27, 2013
Eni~girl:
final story!!! "people" all d tym why cnt u jez do sth dah wil please u huh Final update ko semi final ni.
you ain't getting it.
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by tbabstobadt(m): 7:31am On Aug 27, 2013
yemi2plus2:
you ain't getting it.
……


we dont wanna gerrit!! ...yemolistic. m back oo...ds AIS is killing me ...

PS :AIS..Android internet service
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by yemi2plus(m): 7:36am On Aug 27, 2013
tbabstobadt: ……


we dont wanna gerrit!! ...yemolistic. m back oo...ds AIS is killing me ...

PS :AIS..Android internet service
you never hear about "porting"

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Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by tbabstobadt(m): 8:15am On Aug 27, 2013
yemi2plus2:
you never hear about "porting"

its d same thing even if I port...wat tariff are u on ..maybe u could help
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by Larryfest(m): 12:19pm On Aug 27, 2013
Guy update which one u dey na
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by Melancholy(m): 2:56pm On Aug 27, 2013
Yemi i dey feel u wella,just quick update make we see wetin nature get in stock 4 u
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by Daniel2802(m): 4:24pm On Aug 27, 2013
Update ur final one na.
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by chistar01(m): 5:13pm On Aug 27, 2013
tbabstobadt: ……


we dont wanna gerrit!! ...yemolistic. m back oo...ds AIS is killing me ...

PS :AIS..Android internet service
AIS, lol.. grin. I comment my reserve
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by yemi2plus(m): 8:48pm On Aug 27, 2013
Far away from home. No update tonight. Thanks for your understanding
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by underage(f): 8:59pm On Aug 27, 2013
yemi2plus2: Far away from home. No update tonight. Thanks for your understanding
sad
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by Deiok(m): 9:19pm On Aug 27, 2013
Na wah for you ooh, you nor see better excuse.
You dey leave your writing magic for house?
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by yemi2plus(m): 9:30pm On Aug 27, 2013
Deiok: Na wah for you ooh, you nor see better excuse.
You dey leave your writing magic for house?
rain wey fall this evening hook me for ring road and i leave my writing material for house.
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by Chuksemi(m): 10:22pm On Aug 27, 2013
This is nice. I wont comment till I read the final episode.
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by yemi2plus(m): 11:44am On Aug 28, 2013
"you nor go enter lecture?" my younger brother who was in the same department and level with me asked as I lay on the bed thinking about what happened at Victoria's lodge some hours ago.

"I nor dey go jor! I just tire" I lied and watched as he walked out of the room with his writing materials.

After the incident at Victoria's lodge that day. I called her to apologized but she warned me to stay away from her.

"I don't want you as my friend. Please stay away from me" She had said on phone crying.

I made up my mind to avoid her through out that week, maybe it would help her feel better.

"Yemi....." a thick voice woke my up from sleep.

"na who be that?"

"come outside!" the same voice ordered.

I managed to stand up from the bed I lay on, looked at the round wall-clock hung North in the room, it was few minutes after 5pm.

"na why you dey shout my name like say I thief your money?" I asked Kolomental as I stepped outside.

"come ready jor! We don dey go supreme lodge for the football match" he informed and walked back to his room.

Kolomental was also an occupant at Marijuana lodge. He was co-habiting with a girl from Edo State, he claimed the girl was his cousin. A cousin he would not stop having sex with.
Kolomental was the photocopy of the then world best footballer, Lionel Andrés 'Messi' Cuccittini. He was not just his look-alike, he played football and acted like Messi. He was a skilful footballer!.

I walked to the kitchenetten searching for what to eat. I saw some remnant food inside a pot on the stove.

"na food wey dem don eat remain dem leave for me" I complained to myself.

"Yemi.....na wetin you dey do? Na you we dey wait for o" Pizzaro shouted from outside.

"I dey come!" I replied him and angrily walked out of the kitchenetten.

I brought out my People's Elephant, The Aba Warriors also known as Enyimba International FC's white jersey from my bag and stepped out of the room with my mobile phone, golden Rolex wristwatch and black wallet containing my school ID card, ATM card and other vital papers.
"are you going out?" Fatima, an occupant asked a rather foolish question.

It's only in a country called Nigeria, you see a person coming out of the bathroom wet and stil ask; "did you just have your bath?".
Fatima saw me going out with other male occupants of Marijuana lodge and stil chose to ask a stupid question.

"yes! I'm going out" I replied her.

"please, help me give my friend this" she brought out some money from her handbag and handed it to me.

"which of your friend?"

"queen at Osama Bin Laden lodge"

"five thousand naira" I said to her after counting the money. she nodded her head in agreement.

I added the five thousand naira to the little change I had in my wallet as we all walked to Supreme lodge for the football match. I stopped at Osama Bin Laden lodge, checked on queen but was told she went out few minutes ago.

"abeg make una wait make I run go give fatima her money back" I said to TeamMarijuana; Pizzaro, Kolomental, Deji my roommate, Baba T and Promise.

"woman wrapper! Make we dey go jor, you go give her the money later" Baba T, the shortest footballer among them suggested.

"make I just run go. I nor go waste time" I promised.

"you too like woman" Promise said.

He was right. Saying I 'liked' Fatima was an understatement, I could kill the President of Nigeria just to taste her pussy. I loved her!

"you nor go play if you go back" Pizzaro, the leader of TeamMarijuana stated.

"okay! Make we dey go. I go return the money to her after the football match" I decided to obey them.

A decision I wished I never made.
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by yemi2plus(m): 11:54am On Aug 28, 2013
Chuksemi: This is nice. I wont comment till I read the final episode.
but you don comment alreay o. Or so i thought.
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by linpok: 12:02pm On Aug 28, 2013
Hahaha! Yemi nd undiesss..nice one baba
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by yemi2plus(m): 3:13pm On Aug 28, 2013
cool
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by Eniqurl(f): 4:59pm On Aug 28, 2013
Yemi! Yemi!! Yemi!!! Plz jez tel me wah aint qettinq huh
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by Deiok(m): 5:24pm On Aug 28, 2013
so yemi nah how many times u wan update the last update now?
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by yemi2plus(m): 7:20pm On Aug 28, 2013
Eni~girl:
Yemi! Yemi!! Yemi!!! Plz jez tel me wah aint qettinq huh
when i drop the last update, you might understand
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by yemi2plus(m): 7:20pm On Aug 28, 2013
Deiok: so yemi nah how many times u wan update the last update now?
just once
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by VivyGift(f): 7:40pm On Aug 28, 2013
I knw say dat 5k go lost and na person go thief am cheesy. There comes the title cool. I'm right or so I tot grin
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by yemi2plus(m): 7:51pm On Aug 28, 2013
Vivy Gift: I knw say dat 5k go lost and na person go thief am cheesy. There comes the title cool. I'm right or so I tot grin
or I thought too
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by Tgold1(m): 8:11pm On Aug 28, 2013
entered inti d stuffy halll...... find ma way to d front roll, takes a seat, brings out ma marijuana frm d bag wrapping in a ristler * puff smoke* wu cares??//

Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by VivyGift(f): 9:00pm On Aug 28, 2013
yemi2plus2:
or I thought too

grin cheesy
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by olisehcom(f): 9:40pm On Aug 28, 2013
i guess i came late,ATS #Following#
Re: Anyigba Thief - A Short Story by Eniqurl(f): 5:09pm On Aug 29, 2013
yemi2plus2:
when i drop the last update, you might understand
kk

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