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Re: What A Wife by topeteadr(m): 9:35am On Oct 13, 2007 |
Hey guys meet me at the hospital. I cracked all my ribs and now trying to bandage them. |
Re: What A Wife by kronkykay(m): 10:39pm On Oct 13, 2007 |
can't stop laffin. these are killa jokes. |
Re: What A Wife by Paulash(m): 12:51am On Oct 14, 2007 |
mimiko, your jokes rock! Keep up da good work Sis! |
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 2:19am On Oct 14, 2007 |
tx gal i remain my humble self |
Re: What A Wife by topeteadr(m): 11:56am On Oct 14, 2007 |
Mimiko how far i dey expect more jokes. |
Re: What A Wife by Aiphie(f): 11:41am On Oct 15, 2007 |
In my own case, I was asked if I wud like to choose Sara or Rebecca or Hannah or Deborah etc bt of course, I chose to be Cecilia Ibru. |
Re: What A Wife by Aiphie(f): 11:43am On Oct 15, 2007 |
U rock girl. |
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 2:21am On Oct 16, 2007 |
JUNGLE JUSTICE Two men were trekking through the bush when they spotted a lion who looked both hungry and fast. One of the men reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of canvas. His friend looked at him. ''Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that lion?'' ''I don't have to run faster than that lion,'' his friend replied. ''I just have to run faster than you.'' |
Re: What A Wife by AGOMUO: 12:22pm On Oct 17, 2007 |
mimi, that's nice but, the wife tried to cover up untill the man opened up. |
Re: What A Wife by DaJunta(m): 2:17pm On Oct 17, 2007 |
;d :d |
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 11:36pm On Oct 17, 2007 |
hmmmm |
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 12:02am On Oct 18, 2007 |
It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in-law arrives in the family, everything changes. Some daughters-in-law are well trained and well mannered, They don't come to change the family, they are here to, ( READ ON !) The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech; "My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family, firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine ."No, I will never do that, never in a million years." "What do you mean my child?" asked the father-in-law. "What I mean dad is (looking at her in-laws); Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them. Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it. Those who cooked should not stop at my account, AND Those who used to clean should continue cleaning!!! "And what are you here for?" enquired the mother-in-law. "AS FOR ME, I'M HERE JUST TO ENTERTAIN YOUR SON!!!!!" |
Re: What A Wife by nooru1(m): 1:52pm On Oct 18, 2007 |
YOUR JOKES ARE TOO GOOD. AS FOR THE GUY WHO CAN'T UNDERSTAND THEM THEM SHOULD JUST SAVE THEM AND READ AFTER A FEW YEARS, (GROW UP, DUDS!) |
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 4:30am On Oct 20, 2007 |
lol |
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 5:55am On Oct 23, 2007 |
;d |
Re: What A Wife by topeteadr(m): 9:09am On Oct 23, 2007 |
one love mimiko. |
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 3:09am On Oct 25, 2007 |
two love girl |
Re: What A Wife by clemcykul(f): 9:57am On Oct 25, 2007 |
three love all mimie i dint see ur mail did i just hear u call tope a girl hahhahhahahahaahh damnmit hes a male abi na heamophrodite |
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 7:28pm On Oct 25, 2007 |
re u serious? he is a guy? whao hope he is not gay, hm i dont know why i thot he was a girl |
Re: What A Wife by topeteadr(m): 8:10pm On Oct 25, 2007 |
No mimiko i am not a girl nethier a gay i am a guy and my girlfriends name's tope. See i aint a gay. |
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 1:21am On Oct 26, 2007 |
So much 4 english. |
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 6:00am On Oct 27, 2007 |
migy migy speak out |
Re: What A Wife by topeteadr(m): 11:58am On Oct 27, 2007 |
*shout's loudly* MIMIKO *runs hugs her and of couse tap's a little current* How are you. The last time i saw you was when jesus was ressurecting. Where have you been i hope that iwajay didn't see you before i did. Ok chat later. |
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 4:13am On Oct 28, 2007 |
hm now u sound like i man now or is that cos i know u re a guy thats why u sound like one? maybe its just psychological, did u say tap current? ODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WO I BEG AM NOT IN THE MOOD JO hmmmmmm am thinking about it tap current u must feel sha nice one it shows u got gut |
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 4:15am On Oct 28, 2007 |
@ tope do u sleeep on nairaland meeeeeeen the way ur posts keep multiplying men na award oooooo. |
Re: What A Wife by kronkykay(m): 8:15am On Oct 28, 2007 |
i heard from the news parrot that both tope and ituen just resign from work, got their take home pay and decided 2 invest in starrcoms. they paid for lifetime conectivity - they are utilizing it. but i wonder why ituen stole my connection for 3days *scratches head vigorously* |
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 2:49am On Oct 29, 2007 |
hehehehehehe no wonder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 11:29pm On Oct 30, 2007 |
@mimi hi miss ya loads @tope if u see current u go tap am? |
Re: What A Wife by topeteadr(m): 11:36pm On Oct 30, 2007 |
@migines i miss you a lot. Mimiko just wait and see the one i tapped is just what we call the tip of the iceberg. Migines can i ask if you've truly forgived me. |
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 11:43pm On Oct 30, 2007 |
Y not try improving on ur spellings first. |
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 11:44pm On Oct 30, 2007 |
Y not try improving on ur spellings first. And pls dont miss me incase u've 4gotten, i'm a G. U. Y. And i'm NOT ituen. we cool tho. |
Re: What A Wife by topeteadr(m): 11:47pm On Oct 30, 2007 |
What kind of spellings r u talking 'bout. And my GIRL- FRIENDS name's TOPE. |
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