Paw-Paw:

Pseudonym is a false name used mainly by writers or journalist etc. You can't call my screen name a false or fake name, Seun requires you to have a screen name to log in. It becomes a pseudonym if having known someone to be pawpaw, I then change my screen name to something really silly like Xris74. It would be deemed a pseudonym because I would have assumed a fake or false name. In fact the word "pseudonym" is mainly used in literally circles, though I can see why you consider my post a literary masterpiece. Next time try checking the meaning of a word before using it, also try getting this reference book called "Dictionary". If you can't afford it, beg a friend, if all fails steal it from a library. Word of warning though, I would not accept random use of obscure words from the aforementioned ref book. Language is a means of communication, the target audience need to understand what you are trying to convey. Hope this little help regenerates the dead cells you call your brain. Enjoy.

Oh mi gosh!!   I can't stop laughing!! Chei!! What an answer. . .    

Gamine:

Halleluyah!!!

this thread has come to being

i was comin close to starting up smthing like this

Hausa guys Tufiaka!!
they r as Gay as Gay can be

Please how many Hausa guys have you met, known or interacted with, to jump to this kind of silly, generalised conclusion?? Are you aware that Hausa people can be found in several states in Northern Nigeria? Are you aware that a lot of them are also Christians (even though they are fewer than the Muslim population) . .and many of them have been persecuted for their faith in Christ?? Are you aware that being a Hausa Christian from an Islamic family, is the surest way to ostracism (and in some cases), is seen as an offence punishable by[i] death?[/i]

Kindly do some research on Hausa men, before you lump them all into one category, in your haste to make snide comments about them.

Please how many Hausa guys have you met, known or interacted with, to jump to this kind of silly, generalised conclusion?? Are you aware that the Hausa people can be found in several states in Northern Nigeria? Are you aware that a lot of them are also Christians (even though they are fewer than the Muslim population) . .and many of them have been persecuted for their faith in Christ?? Are you aware that being a Hausa Christian from an Islamic family, is the surest way to ostracism (and in some cases), is seen as an offence punishable by death?

Kindly do some research on Hausa men, before you lump them all into one category, in your haste to make snide comments about them.

Wow, you learn something new and informative everyday.

Unripe abi over-ripe pawpaw,

Thanks for CONFIRMING YOU ARE INDEED AN IGNORAMUS.

I normally do not consult dictionaries because I do not need to. But for the benefit of Olodos like this rotten pawpaw:

The online Merrian-Webster dictionary defines pseudonym as a fictitious name; a false name

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=pseudonym

Otherwise,

Since Pawpaw is not your pseudonym, I am indeed sorry that Pawpaw is your real name. Forgive me for the commission of thinking that it is your pseudonym. On the other hand, Xris74 is a pseudonym.

Unripe abi over-ripe pawpaw,

Thanks for CONFIRMING YOU ARE INDEED AN IGNORAMUS.

I normally do not consult dictionaries because I do not need to. But for the benefit of Olodos like this rotten pawpaw:

The online Merrian-Webster dictionary defines pseudonym [as b]a fictitious name[/b]; a false name

http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=pseudonym

Otherwise,

Since Pawpaw is not your pseudonym, I am indeed sorry that Pawpaw is your real name. Forgive me for the commission of thinking that it is your pseudonym. On the other hand, Xris74 is a pseudonym.

I never go short of laughter when I come on to Nairaland.

It is amazing how you get an insight to people's true natures when you discuss Race, Religion  Tribalism or Bigotry anywhere in the world!!!!  There are some people I thought were really cool here.  But on second thoughts---naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!  They turned out to be shallow and outright bums!!!


Some people think they are mini gods and goddesses to judge others and spread hate filled sentiments in the name of what they worship or being "the chosen privileged ones by God".  ARE YOU GOD  If someone is a homosexual, bi-sesual or heterosexual, how does it affect your life  Even if you have been aproached like many have, you should consider it a compliment ---------since you must have had a certain "swagger" about you to be approached.  They are here to stay so deal with it!!!!!

Paw-Paw:

My people make una ask una self why this monkey Xris74 dey fixated with yansh and homo? Abeg make I run commont before Xris74 start to tell me say my yansh fine o o. This boy na homo, him no like girls o.


[b]@Xris74
Pseudonym is a false name used mainly by writers or journalist etc. You can't call my screen name a false or fake name, Seun requires you to have a screen name to log in. It becomes a pseudonym if having known someone to be pawpaw, I then change my screen name to something really silly like Xris74. It would be deemed a pseudonym because I would have assumed a fake or false name. In fact the word "pseudonym" is mainly used in literally circles, though I can see why you consider my post a literary masterpiece. Next time try checking the meaning of a word before using it, also try getting this reference book called "Dictionary". If you can't afford it, beg a friend, if all fails steal it from a library. Word of warning though, I would not accept random use of obscure words from the aforementioned ref book. Language is a means of communication, the target audience need to understand what you are trying to convey. Hope this little help regenerates the dead cells you call your brain. Enjoy.

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Thank you for using correct English grammar and diction for once in your Nairaland life!!!! You have a lot of things bothering you.  First it was Nigerian "Shit Packers" abroad, now it is "Homos in Northern Nigeria"!!!  Please take things easy oh!!!  Life is too short for all this vein - popping aggression.  Life is not perfect so do your part and let others be!!!! Paw Paws are usually sweet. You are one heck of a sour-acidic paw paw that may never ripen but may forever remain evergreen"!!! What a sad way to live!!!!!

@BABEELOVE

homosexuality is not natural, just like suicide it is very very abnormal that is why we can't just leave them alone.

Abi suicidal people, no be themselves dem wan kill? Why you think say people suppose stop them? Because that is not what they were created to do.

Homosexuality is immoral, it is evil, it is demonic and now it is spreading among underage children because of the favourable stance taken by the satellite media on homosexuality.

It must be curbed now. God hates it, man hates it, animals hate it, hell, even machines hate it.

What is wrong with you people? How man go put prick inside man nyash?!

These are the kinds of things that make me believe that God is powerless if at all he exists. How can he possibly sit and watch all this happen? It's disgusting jare.

Next thing some people will start advocating for the right to practice bestiality. Yes. How much different is it from homosexuality? Man wey fit plug man, e go fit plug dog!

@denex

Let me say one thing first!  I am not a homosexual but I work with a lot of them and I respect them a lot.  They have opened my eyes to tolerance and respect for individuals regardless of what they are.  You may hate the act, but is it the only thing you see in these people that makes you bend at the waist 

Most of them are professionals and live normal lives.  So why should you care about their sexual orientation  Let the "God" that put us all here do his work.  Just do yours by being human----not anyone's God!!!  Now it is homosexuality you hate, what else will you hate in a human being  It only adds up!!! You are entitled to your views obviously---let them remain with you when it comes to disrespecting others.  If you do not have anything kind to say to someone--courtesy demands you zip it--because you are only exposing yourself to the kind of hate you are advocating!!!! YOU ARE NOT GOD!!!


God is not powerless! He loves all people!!! If God did destroy Sodom and Gommorah-- why do you think we still have Homosexuality now in the world Sorry it is here to stay just like polygamy and smoking!!! I serve a living God!!!! Are you serving a dead God

@BABEELOVE

homosexuality is not natural, just like suicide it is very very abnormal that is why we can't just leave them alone.

Abi suicidal people, no be themselves them wan kill? Why you think say people suppose stop them? Because that is not what they were created to do.

Homosexuality is immoral, it is evil, it is demonic and now it is spreading among underage children because of the favourable stance taken by the satellite media on homosexuality.

It must be curbed now. God hates it, man hates it, animals hate it, hell, even machines hate it.

What is wrong with you people? How man go put prick inside man nyash?!

These are the kinds of things that make me believe that God is powerless if at all he exists. How can he possibly sit and watch all this happen? It's disgusting jare.

Next thing some people will start advocating for the right to practice bestiality. Yes. How much different is it from homosexuality? Man wey fit plug man, e go fit plug dog!

God gives us the right choose, even if he does not agree with the choice we make. If God were to strike people down for every choice they made he did not agree with everyone would be dead. He let Eve and Adam eat the apple

@denex

I am not really sure animals hate it o.

I had a gay dog once.

wendymanda:



God gives us the right choose, even if he does not agree with the choice we make. If God were to strike people down for every choice they made he did not agree with everyone would be dead. He let Eve and Adam eat the apple

Thank you!  God strikes everyone when it is "the time"!!!  Homosexuals or heterosexuals!!!  Since we are all going to die, it still feels good that most of us have decided to use free will to decide how we will make the "grand exit"!!!  Heterosexuals or Homosexuals  The choice is yours!!!

@BABEELOVE

Somebody is homosexual and you're telling me that he leads a normal life. Homosexual and Normal are mutually exclusive.


I am not going to zip it when men go around sodomizing other men's anuses.

Do you think they are keeping to themselves? Watch some cartoons and children's movies and you will notice homosexual undertones and cross-dressing themes.

They are not just sitting there in their own corner ANALysing themselves, they are coming for our kids!


I could tolerate them when I thought they just wanted to be with each other and do their thing. But no. They're not satisfied with that. They are in our sons' churches, their school gyms and coach their sports teams. And they're just waiting for the opportunity to shove it up. No! I will not sit away why a muscular gym teacher is scheming on how to lascerate my son's arse with his wayward phallus.

@denex

I am not talking about being normal or not.  If is just not our place to tell people how to live their lives.  Just worry about yours and let Olisa do his job!!! Then do not have kids!  They are here to stay and have their own government and economic clout!!!  It is out of your hands.  Ranting and raving here will not do you any good!!!

Heterosexuals engage in child porn and other aggressive acts towards kids too!!! It is a dangerous world we live in. So what is the noise for You cannot do anything about it. So let it be!

@denex

LOL

You talk about these issues with such relish.

I will admit I was as homophobic as they come when I first settled in the UK, but have since mellowed.

They are as harmless as the heterosexual guy next door.


For instance we get more instances of heterosexual paedophillia than homosexual ones in my reckoning.

I am just as repulsed by one as the other.

doyin13:

@denex

LOL

You talk about these issues with such relish.

I will admit I was as homophobic as they come when I first settled in the UK, but have since mellowed.

They are as harmless as the heterosexual guy next door.


For instance we get more instances of heterosexual paedophillia than homosexual ones in my reckoning.

I am just as repulsed by one as the other.

I rest my case!!! Peace out!!!

@BABEELOVE

it is not our place to tell people how to live their lives EXCEPT when they start committing crimes.

It seems you are missing a very important point here. Homosexuality is not an awkward way of life in Nigeria, IT IS A CRIME!!!

That said, I call no further witnesses.

Do they really abuse the anus?

Senators think they do.

denex:

@BABEELOVE

it is not our place to tell people how to live their lives EXCEPT when they start committing crimes.

It seems you are missing a very important point here. Homosexuality is not an awkward way of life in Nigeria, IT IS A CRIME!!!

That said, I call no further witnesses.

I know!  So is wearing trousers in some parts of Nigeria and the "killing of twins" in the old days!

azorjiu:

Do they really abuse the anus?

Senators think they do.

I guess so! Just like any other part of the body!

Equal opportunity host! Equal opportunity lender!!!

denex:


homosexuality is not natural, just like suicide it is very very abnormal that is why we can't just leave them alone.

Abi suicidal people, no be themselves them wan kill? Why you think say people suppose stop them? Because that is not what they were created to do.

Homosexuality is immoral, it is evil, it is demonic and now it is spreading among underage children because of the favourable stance taken by the satellite media on homosexuality.

It must be curbed now. God hates it, man hates it, animals hate it, hell, even machines hate it.

What is wrong with you people? How man go put prick inside man nyash?!

These are the kinds of things that make me believe that God is powerless if at all he exists. How can he possibly sit and watch all this happen? It's disgusting jare.

Next thing some people will start advocating for the right to practice bestiality. Yes. How much different is it from homosexuality? Man wey fit plug man, e go fit plug dog!

@denex, you failed to answer my previous question.

Bonobos are the closest to humans among the primates and they are  naturally bi-sexual.


http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/07/0722_040722_gayanimal.html


Homosexual Activity Among Animals Stirs Debate




Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. So go the lyrics penned by US. songwriter Cole Porter.

Porter, who first hit it big in the 1920s, wouldn't risk parading his homosexuality in public. In his day "the birds and the bees" generally meant only one thing—sex between a male and female.

But, actually, some same-sex birds do do it. So do beetles, sheep, fruit bats, dolphins, and orangutans. Zoologists are discovering that homosexual and bisexual activity is not unknown within the animal kingdom.

Roy and Silo, two male chinstrap penguins at New York's Central Park Zoo have been inseparable for six years now. They display classic pair-bonding behavior—entwining of necks, mutual preening, flipper flapping, and the rest. They also have sex, while ignoring potential female mates.

Wild birds exhibit similar behavior. There are male ostriches that only court their own gender, and pairs of male flamingos that mate, build nests, and even raise foster chicks.

Filmmakers recently went in search of homosexual wild animals as part of a National Geographic Ultimate Explorer documentary about the female's role in the mating game. (The film, Girl Power, will be screened in the US this Saturday at 8 p.m. ET, 5 p.m PT on MSNBC TV.)

The team caught female Japanese macaques engaged in intimate acts which, if observed in humans, would be in the X-rated category.

"The homosexual behavior that goes on is completely baffling and intriguing," says National Geographic Ultimate Explorer correspondent, Mireya Mayor. "You would have thought females that want to be mated, especially over their fertile period, would be seeking out males."

Well, perhaps, in a roundabout way, they are seeking males, suggests primatologist Amy Parish.

She argues that female macaques may enhance their social position through homosexual intimacy which in turn influences breeding success. Parish says, "Taking something that's nonreproductive, like mounting another female—if it leads to control of a resource or acquisition of a resource or a good alliance partner, that could directly impact your reproductive success."

Sexual Gratification


On the other hand, they could just be enjoying themselves, suggests Paul Vasey, animal behavior professor at the University of Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada. "They're engaging in the behavior because it's gratifying sexually or it's sexually pleasurable," he says. "They just like it. It doesn't have any sort of adaptive payoff."

Matthew Grober, biology professor at Georgia State University, agrees, saying, "If [sex] wasn't fun, we wouldn't have any kids around. So I think that maybe Japanese macaques have taken the fun aspect of sex and really run with it."

The bonobo, an African ape closely related to humans, has an even bigger sexual appetite. Studies suggest 75 percent of bonobo sex is nonreproductive and that nearly all bonobos are bisexual. Frans de Waal, author of Bonobo: The Forgotten Ape, calls the species a "make love, not war" primate. He believes bonobos use sex to resolve conflicts between individuals.

Other animals appear to go through a homosexual phase before they become fully mature. For instance, male dolphin calves often form temporary sexual partnerships, which scientists believe help to establish lifelong bonds. Such sexual behavior has been documented only relatively recently. Zoologists have been accused of skirting round the subject for fear of stepping into a political minefield.

"There was a lot of hiding of what was going on, I think, because people were maybe afraid that they would get into trouble by talking about it," notes de Waal. Whether it's a good idea or not, it's hard not make comparisons between humans and other animals, especially primates. The fact that homosexuality does, after all, exist in the natural world is bound to be used against people who insist such behavior is unnatural.

In the US., in particular, the moral debate over this issue rages on. Many on the religious right regard homosexuality as a sin. And only this month, President Bush vowed to continue his bid to ban gay marriages after the Senate blocked the proposal.

Already, cases of animal homosexuality have been cited in successful court cases brought against states like Texas, where gay sex was, until recently, illegal.

Yet scientists say we should be wary of referring to animals when considering what's acceptable in human society. For instance, infanticide, as practiced by lions and many other animals, isn't something people, gay or straight, generally approve of in humans.

Human Homosexuality

So how far can we go in using animals to help us understand human homosexuality? Robin Dunbar is a professor of evolutionary psychology at the University of Liverpool, England. "The bottom line is that anything that happens in other primates, and particularly other apes, is likely to have strong evolutionary continuity with what happens in humans," he said.

Dunbar says the bonobo's use of homosexual activity for social bonding is a possible example, adding, "One of the main arguments for human homosexual behavior is that it helps bond male groups together, particularly where a group of individuals are dependent on each other, as they might be in hunting or warfare."

For instance, the Spartans, in ancient Greece, encouraged homosexuality among their elite troops. "They had the not unreasonable belief that individuals would stick by and make all efforts to rescue other individuals if they had a lover relationship," Dunbar added.

Another suggestion is that homosexuality is a developmental phase people go through. He said, "This is similar to the argument of play in young animals to get their brain and muscles to work effectively and together. Off the back of this, there's the possibility you can get individuals locked into this phase for the rest of their lives as a result of the social environment they grow up in."

But he adds that homosexuality doesn't necessarily have to have a function. It could be a spin-off or by-product of something else and in itself carries no evolutionary weight."

He cites sexual gratification, which encourages procreation, as an example. "An organism is designed to maximize its motivational systems," he adds.

In other words, if the urge to have sex is strong enough it may spill over into nonreproductive sex, as suggested by the actions of the bonobos and macaques. However, as Dunbar admits, there's a long way to go before the causes of homosexuality in humans are fully understood.

He said, "Nobody's really investigated this issue thoroughly, because it's so politically sensitive. It's fair to say all possibilities are still open."


For more on animal homosexuality check out
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6066606.stm
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1101990426-23309,00.html

Homosexuality is adopted behaviour it is abnormal inclination resulting in deviant behaviour. Have no doubt God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve. It is disfunctionalism to substitute created function for something else there is always a price to pay. Let’s keep things simple it is wrong although it may be their choice.

The character of a person good or bad does not justify their actions good or bad but the actions impact on the character to create it. You may be contributing to whatever society you belong to positively does not give credibility to all your actions as being right.

Serial killers, child molesters, Cannibals, often have quite pleasant dispositions.

Finally homosexuals are not looking for tolerance they are looking for acceptance. The acceptance they seek is agreement to their chosen adopted lifestyle. To agree is to believe it to be right. Now they call it sexual discrimination for you to propagate the virtues of marriage in schools to the detriment of the gay lifestyle. You could face litigation imagine huh! This is the general standard across Europe.

In Europe the homosexual lobby has made it illegal almost for you to express a negative opinion of there lifestyle.

I freely say as Niaja remains free, this is abomination of abomination an insult to God and mankind. If not for the love of God, I would sing Buju- Bantons “BOOM BOOM BYE” With glee in the face of the batty man & lesbians.

Thank you, the explanation is very educative.

I just think only people guilty of habouring some gay tendencies that are the harshest homophobics.

I really don't know what the big deal is.

Even if these gay ppl approach una, wetin dey. Just say no make dem carry go.

If you find it uncomfortable, then I am sure you guys now see how girls feel when you approach them unsolicited.

doyin13:

I just think only people guilty of habouring some gay tendencies that are the harshest homophobics.

I really don't know what the big deal is.

Even if these gay people approach una, wetin dey. Just say no make them carry go.

If you find it uncomfortable, then I am sure you guys now see how girls feel when you approach them unsolicited.

Thank you!!!!  I don't know what concerns anyone where another decides to stick his or her stick or coffee mug  All because your holy book says so  Like the "holy book" advocates wrote the "holy book"!!!  If the almighty could not effctively eradicate "Sodom and Gomorrah"  who are we to try  Please my gay brothers and sisters don't mind them oh!!!  Just do your thing.  Frankly, do not care what floats ya boat!!!  It's your thing and use it well!!!!! Don't mind the haters----one love from BEE' LOVE!!!!

Ol bob insomniacs plenty for n/land o

How Kobe now?

Take time oh!!!

So that was how it went.

E be like say Kobe fccuk up

Yes oh!!! Big time---a major disappointment, Please do not mention his name so he does not wake up! Ye ye boy!!!!

So na that kain boy wey after one round, na snoring time.

Chei Kobe. Your secret's out men

one round ke? did not even make it out of the car!!!  The bobo talk soteeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, he passed out in front of the steering wheel!!!  I told you he is not a true gent!!! I just leave am waka comot. The police will find him in the morning where he parked illegally!!!

I hope his thing is not hanging out sha?



Forget Indecent Exposure, they might throw attempting to administer a malicious and noxious thing charge at him

The sentence is a sawed off willy

doyin13:

I hope his thing is not hanging out sha?



Forget Indecent Exposure, they might throw attempting to administer a malicious and noxious thing charge at him

The sentence is a sawed off willy

doyin13!!!!!! Hanging out of where Please I never saw it oh!!!! Don't corrupt me please!!!

can never get enough dose of laughter whenever i visit dis site

@topic; generalization without enough prove isnt really d best Personally i dont think dere r so many "Homos" in d North.