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Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by jpilata(m): 9:34pm On Jul 29, 2012 |
FUNNY BRIDEGROOM' SPEECH ON WEDDING DAY While others take it upon themselves to prepare the best wedding speech in the world, a bridegroom recently took a bizarre twist by making a one-of-a-kind vote of thanks speech. Read the speech below 1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings. 2. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car. 3. I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for the wedding. 4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf. 5. Also to my brother’s wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown. 6. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating out of it. 7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for Those who didn’t get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication (hopefully next year). 8. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today. 9. Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me. 10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage. 11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to dance. 12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronds. 13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drink. 14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the cameraman 15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don’t experience what I suffered for this wedding. Thank you all. Which kind bridegroom be this? Would you applaud him for making this kind yeye speech? 12 Likes |
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by cogbuagu: 11:52am On Jul 30, 2012 |
Guy u too good!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by Nobody: 5:05pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
Hahahaha |
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by Exponental(m): 7:06pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
No 9 -14, not necessary. U try, I laff mess blow 4 my yansh |
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by dani1luv: 11:32am On Jul 31, 2012 |
LmAo This is classic |
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by djeezy(m): 2:30pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
Why didn't I laugh? 13 Likes |
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by Nobody: 2:33pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
Mods are poos for putting such a stinking shit on the front page.. |
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by Nobody: 2:34pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
A typical example of absolute poverty manifested in that marriage. |
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by Raxxye(m): 2:37pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
Lol |
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by Guapo(m): 2:39pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
this joke expired 10 yrs ago 1 Like |
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by ifeT(m): 2:41pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
djeezy: Why didn't I laugh? Maybe ur prob is bigger than the joke 5 Likes |
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by 2sa2: 2:47pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
dani1luv: LmAodid you say classic?, which planet are you from? 1 Like |
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by Ezedon(m): 2:49pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
wonders shall never end, but this should be in joke section, lolz |
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by kayClt(f): 2:49pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
Yeah rite |
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by dani1luv: 2:51pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
2sa2: |
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by dani1luv: 2:52pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
Ezedon: wonders shall never end, but this should be in joke section, lolz wake up bro |
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by Nobody: 2:58pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
Crazy...i dont think this is possible especially on a wedding day,Funny though |
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by Maximus85(m): 3:00pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
The guy shaa don marry. Go do your own, bad belle! Dat a man look or sound stupid doesnt make him stupid cos he may have fooled you. |
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by MMM2(m): 3:19pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by yommy2sure(m): 3:24pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
shit |
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by Sabotage4700(m): 3:30pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
na wa ooo... So he waz not even ready 4 d wedding self and he stil went ahead god help us. What a speech. Na people wey carry their leg go dya make me laugh pass. Lol... |
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by kyaky(m): 3:40pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
Hopefully em gonna borrow a child 4 baby dedication 2.FUNNY BRIDEGROOM' SPEECH ON WEDDING DAY[/b] While others take it upon themselves to prepare the best wedding speech in the world, a bridegroom recently took a bizarre twist by making a one-of-a-kind vote of thanks speech. Read the speech below 1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings. 2. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car. 3. I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for the wedding. 4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf. 5. Also to my brother’s wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown. 6. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating out of it. 7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for Those who didn’t get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication (hopefully next year). 8. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today. 9. Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me. 10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage. 11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to dance. 12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronds. 13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drink. 14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the cameraman 15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don’t experience what I suffered for this wedding. Thank you all. Which kind bridegroom be this? Would you applaud him for making this kind yeye speech? [/quote] |
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by beylinko(m): 3:41pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
I think 've read sometin lyk dis although there is a little adulteration. Thanks 4 bringin it up dou. |
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by Tolaaaaannni(f): 3:50pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
this is Funny |
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by spendogram: 3:51pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
This is damn funny. |
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