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Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by TheShopKeeper(m): 4:07pm On Jul 31, 2012
At least the guy is married to enjoy his wife.
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by Kunlebabs375: 4:41pm On Jul 31, 2012
That guy is a potatotomato, honestly lwkmd
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by obimind(m): 4:47pm On Jul 31, 2012
This is luvly. Lmao!!!
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by jenfasion: 4:49pm On Jul 31, 2012
grin grin ih funny in did
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by lonely2205: 5:08pm On Jul 31, 2012
that bride go suffer no be small abi na bi force to marry a poor bf of hers all in d name of luv... my husband too must read this........ its too funny.
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by stpat1(m): 5:11pm On Jul 31, 2012
Jokes section pls
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by dgreatwap(m): 5:21pm On Jul 31, 2012
Poverty manifestation had started in d marriage ryt 4rm d wedding day!
SMH for the couple!
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by olivia19(f): 5:33pm On Jul 31, 2012
Very funny, keep it up!!!
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by waters2012: 5:34pm On Jul 31, 2012
Funny enough, dis guy has many well wishers
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by chucky234(m): 6:05pm On Jul 31, 2012
If this is from a known money bag then no probs
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by teetee123: 6:07pm On Jul 31, 2012
@ Poster. This is an old joke. Hope u acknowlegded the original author
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by pyyxxaro: 6:12pm On Jul 31, 2012
pawesome: Y i no laugh

because BOMB de ur head grin shocked cheesy
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by samfibby(m): 6:27pm On Jul 31, 2012
This is funny and creative, for those who feel its not, post yours and lets see if u can do better.
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by Areaboy2(m): 6:28pm On Jul 31, 2012
j.pilata:
FUNNY BRIDEGROOM' SPEECH ON WEDDING DAY

While others take it upon themselves to prepare the best wedding speech in the world, a bridegroom recently took a bizarre twist by making a one-of-a-kind vote of thanks speech.

Read the speech below

1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings.

2. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car.

3. I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for the wedding.

4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf.

5. Also to my brother’s wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown.

6. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating out of it.

7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for Those who didn’t get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication (hopefully next year).

8. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today.

9. Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me.

10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage.

11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to dance.

12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronds.

13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drink.

14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the cameraman

15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don’t experience what I suffered for this wedding.

Thank you all.

Which kind bridegroom be this?

Would you applaud him for making this kind yeye speech? grin grin

I guess that says it all
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by 10over101: 6:39pm On Jul 31, 2012
Full meaning of LMAO pls
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by damas11111(m): 8:20pm On Jul 31, 2012
It's been around for about a decade now. Not new!
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by naturalwaves: 9:12pm On Jul 31, 2012
10 over 10: Full meaning of LMAO pls
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by naturalwaves: 9:15pm On Jul 31, 2012
LAUGHING MY A*S*S OUT......LMAO
LAUGH WAN TEAR MY BELLE....LWTMB
LAUGH WAN KILL ME DIE.....LWKMD
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by mwise(m): 9:44pm On Jul 31, 2012
Lol............ Stil laughing....
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by jameszikman: 9:58pm On Jul 31, 2012
Well nah joke sha, bt e make sense o
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by horllybabe(f): 10:14pm On Jul 31, 2012
funny smiley
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by vivaciousvivi(f): 10:19pm On Jul 31, 2012
Dry joke...apart from d fact that I hav read smtg very similar some 5 yrs ago! #yawnnnn#
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by slick1(m): 10:37pm On Jul 31, 2012
djeezy: undecidedWhy didn't I laugh?
i guess u didnt laff becos u no want ur mouth wen u no wash 2 smell 4 'nairalanders' 2 perceive. . . .
Park well jooh. . .bad belle
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by crackhouse(m): 6:46am On Aug 01, 2012
Exponental: No 9 -14, not necessary.
U try, I laff mess blow 4 my yansh
hmmm, na wa o. This is unusual.
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by Nobody: 7:27am On Aug 01, 2012
djeezy: undecidedWhy didn't I laugh?
dry.....
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by oyin01(m): 8:57am On Aug 01, 2012
[b][/b] look man if u dont laff to ds man u have a problem. Ds joke could raise the dead man.ahahhaahahahahahahahhaah. I laff
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by nwanioma(f): 9:57am On Aug 01, 2012
djeezy: undecidedWhy didn't I laugh?

It wasn't funny! undecided
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by Sike(m): 12:40pm On Aug 01, 2012
STALE BUT FUNNY.
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by Beync(f): 12:56pm On Aug 01, 2012
Ur boss approved loan for d wedding. Imao
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by echobee(f): 6:09pm On Aug 01, 2012
which kind speech be this?
Re: Funny Wedding Speech by a Bridegroom by DonaldGenes(m): 7:02am On Aug 02, 2012
Guapo: this joke expired 10 yrs ago tongue
seconded

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