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Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by adaybayor(m): 7:48am On Aug 05, 2012
Mr.chippychappy:
Jesus Christ is a spiritual being of all race and tribe . You can use any language to pray to him . Petty things such as tribal boundaries can't be used to limit Jesus Christ . Technically there's nothing wrong with saying Jesus christ is from your country or tribe .So yes i believe he is an Igbo man , the same way i believe he is Asante , Efik , Urhobo and Jewish.

Brainwashed retard...always trying to twist the scripture just like those before you.
Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by Kris4luv(m): 7:58am On Aug 05, 2012
Lagusta: Please this is the jokes section, not the religion section.....

Mods where r u nah, u ban me finish una no c dis one ooo
Lagusta: Please this is the jokes section, not the religion section.....

Mods where r u nah, u ban me finish una no c dis one ooo
Lagusta: Please this is the jokes section, not the religion section.....

Mods where r u nah, u ban me finish una no c dis one ooo
. I wonder wia de mods are but this joke has gone 2 far
Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by Bella3(f): 8:14am On Aug 05, 2012
bashir_link: saying Jesus has no ethnic boundary is totally absorbing, would you or anyone translate the meaning when he Jesus said i am sent to the lost sheep of Israelite? ?
ask urself who the 'lost sheep of isreal' is
Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by emsquare(m): 9:01am On Aug 05, 2012
Lmao! Funny title
Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by PAGAN9JA(m): 9:33am On Aug 05, 2012
Bélla3: JESUS is LORD OF ALL LIFE. AS GOD IS THE MASTER AND LORD OVER JESUS.

jesus did not create me. he is just a self-proclaimed Lord who got the punishment he deserved by the highly trained & disciplined Roman Soldiers.
Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by kingroyce: 9:38am On Aug 05, 2012
PAGAN 9JA:
yes i am sure. because of him billions of people around the world have died throughout the century, not to mention all the cultural genocide, r.ape, pillage, etc. .
now ur spitting nonsense, take care not to offend His Holy spirit cos Jesus is Lord over all including u one of His creatures. HE'S KEEPING U AND ALL OTHERS ALIVE even till now, beware now that ur not in CHRIST ur life is only in Crisis.GIVE UR LIFE TO CHRIST NOW THAT U CAN SO U'LL NOT CRY IN HELL
Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by ismokeweed1(f): 9:44am On Aug 05, 2012
All in favor of Jesus say 'aye'

All against say 'nay'

Gbam!

The 'ayes' have it, now let's all settle down to a lil bit of weed to relax our nerves.

Who wanna join me? Its actually simple, all you gat to do is to

INHALE

EXHALE

INHALE

EXHALE
Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by PAGAN9JA(m): 9:52am On Aug 05, 2012
kingroyce:
now ur spitting nonsense, take care not to offend His Holy spirit cos Jesus is Lord over all including u one of His creatures. HE'S KEEPING U AND ALL OTHERS ALIVE even till now, beware now that ur not in CHRIST ur life is only in Crisis.GIVE UR LIFE TO CHRIST NOW THAT U CAN SO U'LL NOT CRY IN HELL

he is not my Lord. i do not practice man-worship like you do. he is not keeping me alive. i wont give my life to a 2000 yr old dead man and become a slave to him because that is mental. no one is going to hell. you will be reincarnated just like me.
Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by nitrogen(m): 9:52am On Aug 05, 2012
i-smoke-weed:
All in favor of Jesus say 'aye'

All against say 'nay'

Gbam!

The 'ayes' have it, now let's all settle down to a lil bit of weed to relax our nerves.

Who wanna join me? Its actually simple, all you gat to do is to

INHALE

EXHALE

INHALE

EXHALE
LMAO
Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by Nobody: 9:54am On Aug 05, 2012
abeg how i go take get d one mohamed dey straff
omoredia: Man I get the one wey mohammed D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ straff can I put that one in the front page too. Christians are always takin for a fool!
Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by arumz(m): 10:04am On Aug 05, 2012
xeryve: Religion and Church Business is getting more creative. Anything to add to the flocks is accepted. I'm not surprised, it happened at the commercial nerve centre. grin grin grin

AMEN to that...
Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by bravehost4u(m): 10:27am On Aug 05, 2012
I commented on a post and it was deleted by these so useless MOD, now they allow a whole thread like this that can promote religious tension and violence to fly.
I know this comment would be deleted again cos they are so useless.
BKHM in disguise
Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by faragai24: 10:31am On Aug 05, 2012
I am muslim by religion, may the God of moses, jesus(Isah), and muhammad bring a quick downfall in the life of whoever INSULT anyone of the Prophets of God(Allah).
These Pagan people are Mad, if you remember the life of Pharoah (your godfather) he has earned nothing but the doom in the hellfire...... Be warn.

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Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by PAGAN9JA(m): 10:41am On Aug 05, 2012
faragai24: I am muslim by religion, may the God of moses, jesus(Isah), and muhammad bring a quick downfall in the life of whoever INSULT anyone of the Prophets of God(Allah).
These Pagan people are Mad, if you remember the life of Pharoah (your godfather) he has earned nothing but the doom in the hellfire...... Be warn.

that is what YOU say but history says otherwise. The Egyptians Pharaohs were among the richest people in this planet and they built great cities guilt in Gold and precious items. the ate the finest foods and drank the best of wines. Even the top of the Pyramids of Giza were covered in Gold (before the arabs removed and stole it). whereas at the same time, your fellows were surviving on rats and snakes in that arid dessert of Arabia.

so Get your facts straight. the Actual Egypian Empire collapsed because of the Romans with the last Pharaoh being Queen Cleopatra (who was infact Greek), not because of you fellows.
Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by faragai24: 10:44am On Aug 05, 2012
@PAGAN 9JA "kai dan iska ne, Allah ya tsine maka albarka, kazo kana bata sunan hausawa," i want everyone to know that Hausa speaking people do respect all the prophet of God even if they are not muslim but this PAGAN 9JA is not hausa as he said, just consider him DAN ISKA.
Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by Bella3(f): 10:49am On Aug 05, 2012
PAGAN 9JA:


jesus did not create me. he is just a self-proclaimed Lord who got the punishment he deserved by the highly trained & disciplined Roman Soldiers.
Good for u! Bt why the noise? It seems u are obsessed wit Christ!
Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by jenny2007(f): 10:58am On Aug 05, 2012
Billyonaire: I am confused. How is Jesus Christ an Ibo man ?

Duh?
Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by PAGAN9JA(m): 10:58am On Aug 05, 2012
faragai24: @PAGAN 9JA "kai dan iska ne, Allah ya tsine maka albarka, kazo kana bata sunan hausawa," i want everyone to know that Hausa speaking people do respect all the prophet of God even if they are not muslim but this PAGAN 9JA is not hausa as he said, just consider him DAN ISKA.


ban gane ba why should we respect YOUR prophets when you dont respect our Gods you hypocrite. you are all fake Hausa and slave to arabs. angry angry
Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by PAGAN9JA(m): 10:59am On Aug 05, 2012
Bélla3: Good for u! Bt why the noise? It seems u are obsessed wit Christ!


no im obsessed with eradicating him from my land because he has nearly destroyed my religion.
Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by jenny2007(f): 11:06am On Aug 05, 2012
PAGAN 9JA:


he is not my Lord. i do not practice man-worship like you do. he is not keeping me alive. i wont give my life to a 2000 yr old dead man and become a slave to him because that is mental. no one is going to hell. you will be reincarnated just like me.

I guess that you're one of those that believe in the 'big bang' theory of evolution. However, I still find it hard to understand how some people believe that they and the universe just came into existence just in a flash. My dear, there are forces that control the universe and there is a higher force which if GOD. His son is Jesus. I do hope that the Lord saves your atheist soul before the day you die.
Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by faragai24: 11:13am On Aug 05, 2012
A (declaration) of immunity from Allah and His
Messenger to those of the pagans with whom ye
have contracted mutual alliances.―
2. Go ye, then for four months, backwards and
forwards, (as ye will), throughout the land, but
know ye that ye cannot frustrate Allah (by your
falsehood) but that Allah will cover with shame
those who reject Him.
3. And an announcement from Allah and His
Messenger, to the people (assembled) on the
day of the Great Pilgrimage― that Allah and His
Messenger dissolve (treaty) obligations with the
pagans. If, then ye repent, it were best for you;
but if ye turn away know ye that ye cannot
frustrate Allah. And proclaim a grievous penalty
to those who reject Faith.
4. (But the treaties are) not dissolved with those
pagans with whom Ye have entered into alliance
and who have not subsequently failed you in
aught, nor aided anyone against you. So fulfil
your engagements with them to the end of their
term: for Allah loveth the righteous.
5. But when the forbidden months are past, then
fight and slay the pagans wherever ye find
them, and seize them, beleaguer them, and lie
in wait for them in every stratagem (of war); but
if they repent, and establish regular prayers and
practise regular charity, then open the way for
them: for Allah is Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful.
6. If one amongst the pagans ask thee for asylum,
grant it to him, so that he may hear the word of
Allah; and then escort him to where he can be
secure: That is because they are men without
knowledge.
7. How can there be a league before Allah and His
Messenger, with the pagans, except those with
whom ye made a treaty near the Sacred
Mosque? As long as these stand true to you
stand ye true to them: for Allah doth love the
righteous.
8. How (can there be such a league), seeing that if
they get an advantage over you, they respect
not in you the ties either of kinship or of
covenant? With (fair words from) their mouths
they entice you, but their hearts are averse
from you; and most of them are rebellious and
wicked.
9. The signs of Allah have they sold for a miserable
price, and (many) have they hindered from His
way: evil indeed are the deeds they have done.
10. In a Believer they respect not the ties either of
kinship or of covenant! It is they who have
transgressed all bounds.
11. But (even so) if they repent, establish regular
prayers, and practise regular charity― they are
your brethren in Faith: (thus) do We explain
signs in detail, for those who understand.
12. But if they violate their oaths after their
covenant, and attack for your Faith― fight ye
the chiefs of Unfaith: for their oaths are nothing
to them: that thus they may be restrained.
13. Will ye not fight people who violated their oaths,
plotted to expel the Messenger and took the
aggressive by being the first (to assault) you? Do
ye fear them? Nay it is Allah whom ye should
more justly fear, if ye believe!
14. Fight them and Allah will punish them by your
hands cover them with shame, help you (to
victory) over them, heal the breasts of Believers.
15. And still the indignation of their hearts. For Allah
will turn (in mercy) to whom He will; and Allah
is All-Knowing All-Wise.
16. Or think ye that ye Shall be abandoned, as
though Allah did not know those among you
who strive with might and main, and take none
for friends and protectors except Allah, His
Messenger and the (community of) Believers?
But Allah is well-acquainted with (all) that ye do.
17. It is not for such as join gods with Allah to visit
or maintain the mosques of Allah while they
witness against their own souls to infidelity. The
works of such bear no fruit: in Fire shall they
dwell.
18. The mosques of Allah shall be visited and
maintained by such as believe in Allah and the
Last Day, establish regular prayers, and practise
regular charity, and fear none (at all) except
Allah. It is they who are expected to be on true
guidance.
19. Do ye make the giving of drink to pilgrims or the
maintenance of the Sacred Mosque, equal to
(the pious service of) those who believe in Allah
and the Last Day and strive with might and main
in the cause of Allah? They are not comparable
in the sight of Allah: and Allah guides not those
who do wrong.
20. Those who believe and suffer exile and strive
with might and main in Allah's cause, with their
goods and their persons, have the highest rank
in the sight of Allah: they are the people who
will achieve (salvation).
21. Their Lord doth give them glad tidings of a
Mercy from Himself, of His good pleasure, and
of Gardens for them wherein are delights that
endure.
22. They will dwell therein forever. Verily in Allah's
presence is a reward the greatest (of all).
23. O ye who believe! Take not for protectors your
fathers and your brothers if they love infidelity
above faith: if any of you do so they do wrong.
24. Say: If it be that your fathers, your sons, your
brothers, your mates, or your kindred; the
wealth that ye have gained; the commerce in
which ye fear a decline; or the dwellings in
which ye delight― are dearer to you than Allah
or His Messenger or the striving in His cause;
then wait until Allah brings about His decision:
and Allah guides not the rebellious.
25. Assuredly Allah did help you in many battle-
fields and on the day of Hunayn: behold! your
great numbers elated you, but they availed you
naught: the land for all that it is wide, did
constrain you and ye turned back in retreat.
26. But Allah did pour His calm on the Mssenger
and on the Believers and sent down forces
which ye saw not: He punished the Unbelievers:
thus doth He reward those without Faith.
27. Again will Allah after this turn (in mercy) to
whom He will: for Allah is Oft-Forgiving, Most
Merciful.
28. O ye who believe! Truly the pagans are unclean;
so let them not, after this year of theirs
approach the Sacred Mosque. And if ye fear
poverty, soon will Allah enrich you, if He wills
out of His bounty for Allah is All-Knowing, All-
Wise.
29. Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last
Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been
forbidden by Allah and His Messenger nor,
acknowledge the Religion of Truth from among
the People of the Book, until they pay the Jizyah
with willing submission and feel themselves
subdued.
30. The Jews call Uzayr a son of Allah and the
Christians call Christ the son of Allah. That is a
saying from their mouths; (in this) they but
imitate what the Unbelievers of old used to say.
Allah's curse be on them: how they are deluded
away from the Truth!A (declaration) of immunity from Allah and His
Messenger to those of the pagans with whom ye
have contracted mutual alliances.―
2. Go ye, then for four months, backwards and
forwards, (as ye will), throughout the land, but
know ye that ye cannot frustrate Allah (by your
falsehood) but that Allah will cover with shame
those who reject Him.
3. And an announcement from Allah and His
Messenger, to the people (assembled) on the
day of the Great Pilgrimage― that Allah and His
Messenger dissolve (treaty) obligations with the
pagans. If, then ye repent, it were best for you;
but if ye turn away know ye that ye cannot
frustrate Allah. And proclaim a grievous penalty
to those who reject Faith.
4. (But the treaties are) not dissolved with those
pagans with whom Ye have entered into alliance
and who have not subsequently failed you in
aught, nor aided anyone against you. So fulfil
your engagements with them to the end of their
term: for Allah loveth the righteous.
5. But when the forbidden months are past, then
fight and slay the pagans wherever ye find
them, and seize them, beleaguer them, and lie
in wait for them in every stratagem (of war); but
if they repent, and establish regular prayers and
practise regular charity, then open the way for
them: for Allah is Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful.
6. If one amongst the pagans ask thee for asylum,
grant it to him, so that he may hear the word of
Allah; and then escort him to where he can be
secure: That is because they are men without
knowledge.
7. How can there be a league before Allah and His
Messenger, with the pagans, except those with
whom ye made a treaty near the Sacred
Mosque? As long as these stand true to you
stand ye true to them: for Allah doth love the
righteous.
8. How (can there be such a league), seeing that if
they get an advantage over you, they respect
not in you the ties either of kinship or of
covenant? With (fair words from) their mouths
they entice you, but their hearts are averse
from you; and most of them are rebellious and
wicked.
9. The signs of Allah have they sold for a miserable
price, and (many) have they hindered from His
way: evil indeed are the deeds they have done.
10. In a Believer they respect not the ties either of
kinship or of covenant! It is they who have
transgressed all bounds.
11. But (even so) if they repent, establish regular
prayers, and practise regular charity― they are
your brethren in Faith: (thus) do We explain
signs in detail, for those who understand.
12. But if they violate their oaths after their
covenant, and attack for your Faith― fight ye
the chiefs of Unfaith: for their oaths are nothing
to them: that thus they may be restrained.
13. Will ye not fight people who violated their oaths,
plotted to expel the Messenger and took the
aggressive by being the first (to assault) you? Do
ye fear them? Nay it is Allah whom ye should
more justly fear, if ye believe!
14. Fight them and Allah will punish them by your
hands cover them with shame, help you (to
victory) over them, heal the breasts of Believers.
15. And still the indignation of their hearts. For Allah
will turn (in mercy) to whom He will; and Allah
is All-Knowing All-Wise.
16. Or think ye that ye Shall be abandoned, as
though Allah did not know those among you
who strive with might and main, and take none
for friends and protectors except Allah, His
Messenger and the (community of) Believers?
But Allah is well-acquainted with (all) that ye do.
17. It is not for such as join gods with Allah to visit
or maintain the mosques of Allah while they
witness against their own souls to infidelity. The
works of such bear no fruit: in Fire shall they
dwell.
18. The mosques of Allah shall be visited and
maintained by such as believe in Allah and the
Last Day, establish regular prayers, and practise
regular charity, and fear none (at all) except
Allah. It is they who are expected to be on true
guidance.
19. Do ye make the giving of drink to pilgrims or the
maintenance of the Sacred Mosque, equal to
(the pious service of) those who believe in Allah
and the Last Day and strive with might and main
in the cause of Allah? They are not comparable
in the sight of Allah: and Allah guides not those
who do wrong.
20. Those who believe and suffer exile and strive
with might and main in Allah's cause, with their
goods and their persons, have the highest rank
in the sight of Allah: they are the people who
will achieve (salvation).
21. Their Lord doth give them glad tidings of a
Mercy from Himself, of His good pleasure, and
of Gardens for them wherein are delights that
endure.
22. They will dwell therein forever. Verily in Allah's
presence is a reward the greatest (of all).
23. O ye who believe! Take not for protectors your
fathers and your brothers if they love infidelity
above faith: if any of you do so they do wrong.
24. Say: If it be that your fathers, your sons, your
brothers, your mates, or your kindred; the
wealth that ye have gained; the commerce in
which ye fear a decline; or the dwellings in
which ye delight― are dearer to you than Allah
or His Messenger or the striving in His cause;
then wait until Allah brings about His decision:
and Allah guides not the rebellious.
25. Assuredly Allah did help you in many battle-
fields and on the day of Hunayn: behold! your
great numbers elated you, but they availed you
naught: the land for all that it is wide, did
constrain you and ye turned back in retreat.
26. But Allah did pour His calm on the Mssenger
and on the Believers and sent down forces
which ye saw not: He punished the Unbelievers:
thus doth He reward those without Faith.
27. Again will Allah after this turn (in mercy) to
whom He will: for Allah is Oft-Forgiving, Most
Merciful.
28. O ye who believe! Truly the pagans are unclean;
so let them not, after this year of theirs
approach the Sacred Mosque. And if ye fear
poverty, soon will Allah enrich you, if He wills
out of His bounty for Allah is All-Knowing, All-
Wise.
29. Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last
Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been
forbidden by Allah and His Messenger nor,
acknowledge the Religion of Truth from among
the People of the Book, until they pay the Jizyah
with willing submission and feel themselves
subdued.
30. The Jews call Uzayr a son of Allah and the
Christians call Christ the son of Allah. That is a
saying from their mouths; (in this) they but
imitate what the Unbelievers of old used to say.
Allah's curse be on them: how they are deluded
away from the Truth!
A (declaration) of immunity from Allah and His
Messenger to those of the pagans with whom ye
have contracted mutual alliances.―
2. Go ye, then for four months, backwards and
forwards, (as ye will), throughout the land, but
know ye that ye cannot frustrate Allah (by your
falsehood) but that Allah will cover with shame
those who reject Him.
3. And an announcement from Allah and His
Messenger, to the people (assembled) on the
day of the Great Pilgrimage― that Allah and His
Messenger dissolve (treaty) obligations with the
pagans. If, then ye repent, it were best for you;
but if ye turn away know ye that ye cannot
frustrate Allah. And proclaim a grievous penalty
to those who reject Faith.
4. (But the treaties are) not dissolved with those
pagans with whom Ye have entered into alliance
and who have not subsequently failed you in
aught, nor aided anyone against you. So fulfil
your engagements with them to the end of their
term: for Allah loveth the righteous.
5. But when the forbidden months are past, then
fight and slay the pagans wherever ye find
them, and seize them, beleaguer them, and lie
in wait for them in every stratagem (of war); but
if they repent, and establish regular prayers and
practise regular charity, then open the way for
them: for Allah is Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful.
6. If one amongst the pagans ask thee for asylum,
grant it to him, so that he may hear the word of
Allah; and then escort him to where he can be
secure: That is because they are men without
knowledge.
7. How can there be a league before Allah and His
Messenger, with the pagans, except those with
whom ye made a treaty near the Sacred
Mosque? As long as these stand true to you
stand ye true to them: for Allah doth love the
righteous.
8. How (can there be such a league), seeing that if
they get an advantage over you, they respect
not in you the ties either of kinship or of
covenant? With (fair words from) their mouths
they entice you, but their hearts are averse
from you; and most of them are rebellious and
wicked.
9. The signs of Allah have they sold for a miserable
price, and (many) have they hindered from His
way: evil indeed are the deeds they have done.
10. In a Believer they respect not the ties either of
kinship or of covenant! It is they who have
transgressed all bounds.
11. But (even so) if they repent, establish regular
prayers, and practise regular charity― they are
your brethren in Faith: (thus) do We explain
signs in detail, for those who understand.
12. But if they violate their oaths after their
covenant, and attack for your Faith― fight ye
the chiefs of Unfaith: for their oaths are nothing
to them: that thus they may be restrained.
13. Will ye not fight people who violated their oaths,
plotted to expel the Messenger and took the
aggressive by being the first (to assault) you? Do
ye fear them? Nay it is Allah whom ye should
more justly fear, if ye believe!
14. Fight them and Allah will punish them by your
hands cover them with shame, help you (to
victory) over them, heal the breasts of Believers.
15. And still the indignation of their hearts. For Allah
will turn (in mercy) to whom He will; and Allah
is All-Knowing All-Wise.
16. Or think ye that ye Shall be abandoned, as
though Allah did not know those among you
who strive with might and main, and take none
for friends and protectors except Allah, His
Messenger and the (community of) Believers?
But Allah is well-acquainted with (all) that ye do.
17. It is not for such as join gods with Allah to visit
or maintain the mosques of Allah while they
witness against their own souls to infidelity. The
works of such bear no fruit: in Fire shall they
dwell.
18. The mosques of Allah shall be visited and
maintained by such as believe in Allah and the
Last Day, establish regular prayers, and practise
regular charity, and fear none (at all) except
Allah. It is they who are expected to be on true
guidance.
19. Do ye make the giving of drink to pilgrims or the
maintenance of the Sacred Mosque, equal to
(the pious service of) those who believe in Allah
and the Last Day and strive with might and main
in the cause of Allah? They are not comparable
in the sight of Allah: and Allah guides not those
who do wrong.
20. Those who believe and suffer exile and strive
with might and main in Allah's cause, with their
goods and their persons, have the highest rank
in the sight of Allah: they are the people who
will achieve (salvation).
21. Their Lord doth give them glad tidings of a
Mercy from Himself, of His good pleasure, and
of Gardens for them wherein are delights that
endure.
22. They will dwell therein forever. Verily in Allah's
presence is a reward the greatest (of all).
23. O ye who believe! Take not for protectors your
fathers and your brothers if they love infidelity
above faith: if any of you do so they do wrong.
24. Say: If it be that your fathers, your sons, your
brothers, your mates, or your kindred; the
wealth that ye have gained; the commerce in
which ye fear a decline; or the dwellings in
which ye delight― are dearer to you than Allah
or His Messenger or the striving in His cause;
then wait until Allah brings about His decision:
and Allah guides not the rebellious.
25. Assuredly Allah did help you in many battle-
fields and on the day of Hunayn: behold! your
great numbers elated you, but they availed you
naught: the land for all that it is wide, did
constrain you and ye turned back in retreat.
26. But Allah did pour His calm on the Mssenger
and on the Believers and sent down forces
which ye saw not: He punished the Unbelievers:
thus doth He reward those without Faith.
27. Again will Allah after this turn (in mercy) to
whom He will: for Allah is Oft-Forgiving, Most
Merciful.
28. O ye who believe! Truly the pagans are unclean;
so let them not, after this year of theirs
approach the Sacred Mosque. And if ye fear
poverty, soon will Allah enrich you, if He wills
out of His bounty for Allah is All-Knowing, All-
Wise.
29. Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last
Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been
forbidden by Allah and His Messenger nor,
acknowledge the Religion of Truth from among
the People of the Book, until they pay the Jizyah
with willing submission and feel themselves
subdued.
30. The Jews call Uzayr a son of Allah and the
Christians call Christ the son of Allah. That is a
saying from their mouths; (in this) they but
imitate what the Unbelievers of old used to say.
Allah's curse be on them: how they are deluded
away from the Truth!
http://www.guidedways.com/chapter_display-chapter-9-translator-2.htm
Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by informatix: 12:06pm On Aug 05, 2012
he is Hausa his footstep on a Hill are there in Daura Katsina state. That is why North practice d. most pure Christianity in ECWA. D. one Jesus thought. Unlike south.
Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by billyG(m): 12:09pm On Aug 05, 2012
Tufiakwa!Those con men,occultist,shamanist,magician the lord shall shove into hell fire where dey belong. cry cry cry cry
Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by informatix: 12:16pm On Aug 05, 2012
If anybody is disputing me ask any Northerner that knows North very well. about the footprints expected to be that of Messenger of God on a Hill in daura.
Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by Bella3(f): 12:30pm On Aug 05, 2012
PAGAN 9JA:



no im obsessed with eradicating him from my land because he has nearly destroyed my religion.
can i then liken u anoda islamic terrorist?
Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by Bella3(f): 12:30pm On Aug 05, 2012
PAGAN 9JA:



no im obsessed with eradicating him from my land because he has nearly destroyed my religion.
can i then liken u 2 anoda islamic terrorist?
Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by yemmy19(m): 12:34pm On Aug 05, 2012
Y u no call him itshekiri man....fools
Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by Nobody: 12:55pm On Aug 05, 2012
strangest:

Seriously I think you have a complex problem. We are nigerians and not british, even some british that I chat with can't get their grammar correct, what of the americans that use 'wanna' and gonna', guess you have a lot of correction to make there.

On the contrary; what I'm trying to pass across is, its not by force to speak English! No one is forcing you to speak it. As u can see from my previous posts, I always insert pidgin. There is pidgin and other local languages. but since they've all chosen to speak English, then speak it right! I'm sure you guys won't want foreigners spoiling our local languages for us.

And if you know you want to speak English by force, then right clearly åt the top 'I'm not good in English! so we can save our eyes from your ridiculous spellings and grammar, and rather focus on the point.
And again, it hurts me how nairalanders always condemn Nollywood and their gbagauns, yet you do the same thing on nl, wtf....that's hypocritical. Thanks, I gat no inferiority complex cos I even prefer guys who write in the locals...its sweet.


About the wanna, gonna you talked about....incase you don't know, there is what they call British English, American English etc so its their palava
Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by PAGAN9JA(m): 1:14pm On Aug 05, 2012
jenny2007:

I guess that you're one of those that believe in the 'big bang' theory of evolution. However, I still find it hard to understand how some people believe that they and the universe just came into existence just in a flash. My dear, there are forces that control the universe and there is a higher force which if GOD. His son is Jesus. I do hope that the Lord saves your atheist soul before the day you die.

stop always assuming us Pagans to be atheists ok we are religious peoples! angry angry

i know there are Supernatural forces/Gods and spirits that control the universe but i dont believe that jesus is the son of God. he was just a man.


faragai24: A (declaration) of immunity from Allah and His
Messenger to those of the pagans with whom ye
have contracted mutual alliances.―
2. Go ye, then for four months, backwards and
forwards, (as ye will), throughout the land, but
know ye that ye cannot frustrate Allah (by your
falsehood) but that Allah will cover with shame
those who reject Him.
3. And an announcement from Allah and His
Messenger, to the people (assembled) on the
day of the Great Pilgrimage― that Allah and His
Messenger dissolve (treaty) obligations with the
pagans. If, then ye repent, it were best for you;
but if ye turn away know ye that ye cannot
frustrate Allah. And proclaim a grievous penalty
to those who reject Faith.
4. (But the treaties are) not dissolved with those
pagans with whom Ye have entered into alliance
and who have not subsequently failed you in
aught, nor aided anyone against you. So fulfil
your engagements with them to the end of their
term: for Allah loveth the righteous.
5. But when the forbidden months are past, then
fight and slay the pagans wherever ye find
them, and seize them, beleaguer them, and lie
in wait for them in every stratagem (of war);
but
if they repent, and establish regular prayers and
practise regular charity, then open the way for
them: for Allah is Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful.
6. If one amongst the pagans ask thee for asylum,
grant it to him, so that he may hear the word of
Allah; and then escort him to where he can be
secure: That is because they are men without
knowledge.
7. How can there be a league before Allah and His
Messenger, with the pagans, except those with
whom ye made a treaty near the Sacred
Mosque? As long as these stand true to you
stand ye true to them: for Allah doth love the
righteous.
8. How (can there be such a league), seeing that if
they get an advantage over you, they respect
not in you the ties either of kinship or of
covenant? With (fair words from) their mouths
they entice you, but their hearts are averse
from you; and most of them are rebellious and
wicked.
9. The signs of Allah have they sold for a miserable
price, and (many) have they hindered from His
way: evil indeed are the deeds they have done.
10. In a Believer they respect not the ties either of
kinship or of covenant! It is they who have
transgressed all bounds.
11. But (even so) if they repent, establish regular
prayers, and practise regular charity― they are
your brethren in Faith: (thus) do We explain
signs in detail, for those who understand.
12. But if they violate their oaths after their
covenant, and attack for your Faith― fight ye
the chiefs of Unfaith: for their oaths are nothing
to them: that thus they may be restrained.
13. Will ye not fight people who violated their oaths,
plotted to expel the Messenger and took the
aggressive by being the first (to assault) you? Do
ye fear them? Nay it is Allah whom ye should
more justly fear, if ye believe!
14. Fight them and Allah will punish them by your
hands cover them with shame, help you (to
victory) over them, heal the breasts of Believers.
15. And still the indignation of their hearts. For Allah
will turn (in mercy) to whom He will; and Allah
is All-Knowing All-Wise.
16. Or think ye that ye Shall be abandoned, as
though Allah did not know those among you
who strive with might and main, and take none
for friends and protectors except Allah, His
Messenger and the (community of) Believers?
But Allah is well-acquainted with (all) that ye do.
17. It is not for such as join gods with Allah to visit
or maintain the mosques of Allah while they
witness against their own souls to infidelity. The
works of such bear no fruit: in Fire shall they
dwell.
18. The mosques of Allah shall be visited and
maintained by such as believe in Allah and the
Last Day, establish regular prayers, and practise
regular charity, and fear none (at all) except
Allah. It is they who are expected to be on true
guidance.
19. Do ye make the giving of drink to pilgrims or the
maintenance of the Sacred Mosque, equal to
(the pious service of) those who believe in Allah
and the Last Day and strive with might and main
in the cause of Allah? They are not comparable
in the sight of Allah: and Allah guides not those
who do wrong.
20. Those who believe and suffer exile and strive
with might and main in Allah's cause, with their
goods and their persons, have the highest rank
in the sight of Allah: they are the people who
will achieve (salvation).
21. Their Lord doth give them glad tidings of a
Mercy from Himself, of His good pleasure, and
of Gardens for them wherein are delights that
endure.
22. They will dwell therein forever. Verily in Allah's
presence is a reward the greatest (of all).
23. O ye who believe! Take not for protectors your
fathers and your brothers if they love infidelity
above faith: if any of you do so they do wrong.
24. Say: If it be that your fathers, your sons, your
brothers, your mates, or your kindred; the
wealth that ye have gained; the commerce in
which ye fear a decline; or the dwellings in
which ye delight― are dearer to you than Allah
or His Messenger or the striving in His cause;
then wait until Allah brings about His decision:
and Allah guides not the rebellious.
25. Assuredly Allah did help you in many battle-
fields and on the day of Hunayn: behold! your
great numbers elated you, but they availed you
naught: the land for all that it is wide, did
constrain you and ye turned back in retreat.
26. But Allah did pour His calm on the Mssenger
and on the Believers and sent down forces
which ye saw not: He punished the Unbelievers:
thus doth He reward those without Faith.
27. Again will Allah after this turn (in mercy) to
whom He will: for Allah is Oft-Forgiving, Most
Merciful.
28. O ye who believe! Truly the pagans are unclean;
so let them not, after this year of theirs
approach the Sacred Mosque. And if ye fear
poverty, soon will Allah enrich you, if He wills
out of His bounty for Allah is All-Knowing, All-
Wise.
29. Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last
Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been
forbidden by Allah and His Messenger nor,
acknowledge the Religion of Truth from among
the People of the Book, until they pay the Jizyah
with willing submission and feel themselves
subdued.
30. The Jews call Uzayr a son of Allah and the
Christians call Christ the son of Allah. That is a
saying from their mouths; (in this) they but
imitate what the Unbelievers of old used to say.
Allah's curse be on them: how they are deluded
away from the Truth!


wow you people are such double-crossing scoundrels. you make use of the Pagan Quraysh for the war and then double-cross them. how do you expect anyone to join your religion if you are so violent and force people. and you accept us to treat you well wow this book must be banned. i am serious. it is against the interest of Nigerian peoples. angry angry

informatix: he is Hausa his footstep on a Hill are there in Daura Katsina state. That is why North practice d. most pure Christianity in ECWA. D. one Jesus thought. Unlike south.

yeahh right. his footstep was also found on the Moon. tongue

Bélla3: can i then liken u 2 anoda islamic terrorist?

yes you can. but the only differnce between me and them islamic terrorists is that i am fighting against a man who died 2000 years back whereas they are fighting against alive inocent peoples.
Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by skillet(m): 1:37pm On Aug 05, 2012
pagan, listen to yourself. you are fighting against a man that died 2000 yrs ago? does that sound sane?
Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by PAGAN9JA(m): 1:39pm On Aug 05, 2012
skillet: pagan, listen to yourself. you are fighting against a man that died 2000 yrs ago? does that sound sane?

yes unfortunately he still live on s'long as his works survive and grow through his minions.

he is basically like a mutating disease.
Re: Discovery, Jesus Christ Is An Ibo Man! by Ayubaayo: 1:54pm On Aug 05, 2012
PAGAN 9JA:


stop always assuming us Pagans to be atheists ok we are religious peoples! angry angry

i know there are Supernatural forces/Gods and spirits that control the universe but i dont believe that jesus is the son of God. he was just a man.
And who gives a fúck what you believe!

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