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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by binigirl(f): 10:54am On Aug 17, 2012
eye opening thread shocked shocked shocked...am still trying to think of mine
...I'll be right back wink
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 10:59am On Aug 17, 2012
She was a fork. . .
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by 193: 11:00am On Aug 17, 2012
Maria-Goretti:
i can ansa dat. No, i dnt fink u wia. With d way u type in ur reasonins sometyms, i tink u wia veri much sober


Argggggghhhh!
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 11:03am On Aug 17, 2012
sexkillz: She was a fork. . .
because?
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 11:06am On Aug 17, 2012
Maria-Goretti:
because?
. . .because i said so.
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by BTT(m): 11:06am On Aug 17, 2012
She was a f**k. 'Fork' I said.
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Sijo01(f): 11:07am On Aug 17, 2012
hmmmm, what a thread!
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by honeric01(m): 11:12am On Aug 17, 2012
Maria-Goretti:
A virgin? Or is it a male wif a female face? Or is she ur one n only?

A virgin? No
Male with a female face? Never, babyface? yes
Is she the one and only? maybe, maybe not.
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 11:14am On Aug 17, 2012
sexkillz: . . .because i said so.
i know u said so, just wana know hw she is or hw her behaviour is related to a fork? Just make it clearer.
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 11:17am On Aug 17, 2012
What we say about our ex says a lot about us.

When you point at some1 with one finger, three are pointing at you.
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 11:19am On Aug 17, 2012
val_dee: What we say about our ex says a lot about us.

When you point at some1 with one finger, three are pointing at you.
and ur point is?

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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 11:20am On Aug 17, 2012
190*:



Argggggghhhh!
am i lieing?
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 11:21am On Aug 17, 2012
Maria-Goretti:
i know u said so, just wana know hw she is or hw her behaviour is related to a fork? Just make it clearer.
It's clear enough. . .
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 11:22am On Aug 17, 2012
sexkillz: It's clear enough. . .
stingy......
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Emmy9ite(m): 11:22am On Aug 17, 2012
sexkillz: She was a fork. . .
cause she loves to fvck grin grin
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 11:23am On Aug 17, 2012
Maria-Goretti:
and ur point is?

It was well stated warrior. Re - read or let it pass.
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 11:24am On Aug 17, 2012
Maria-Goretti:
stingy......
Huh?
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 11:25am On Aug 17, 2012
val_dee:

It was well stated warrior. Re - read or let it pass.
sure, common man, v done dt still dnt get ur point.
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 11:28am On Aug 17, 2012
Maria-Goretti:
sure, common man, v done dt still dnt get ur point.

Let it slide.
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Idowuogbo(f): 11:29am On Aug 17, 2012
jhydebaba: A bachelor's cupboard.
You know how it looks like: dirty, unkept, smelly (spoilt food, unwashed plates, rat feases) and cobwebs all over the place. That's exactly how she looks like.
*cobwebs (black hairy things)
Ewwwwwwh!!!! *pukes*
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 11:29am On Aug 17, 2012
val_dee:

Let it slide.
happily
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by euthanasia: 11:31am On Aug 17, 2012
Matches
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 11:35am On Aug 17, 2012
euthanasia: Matches
Matches? A Utensil?


Wow!
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 11:36am On Aug 17, 2012
blender,
Sieve,
Chopping knife,
Microwave,

All for one person angry
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by claremont(m): 11:39am On Aug 17, 2012
She was a good fork but enjoyed spooning as well. grin
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by mabbot: 11:44am On Aug 17, 2012
A spoon-u can not do without it in d kichen A knife -he cut all d bad edges of me.A tray-he put me all 2geda so am not scattered.A kettle-he warms me all up.A cooker-he lites me on fire mere talking to me

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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 11:47am On Aug 17, 2012
mabbot: A spoon-u can not do without it in d kichen A knife -he cut all d bad edges of me.A tray-he put me all 2geda so am not scattered.A kettle-he warms me all up.A cooker-he lites me on fire mere talking to me
So why is he an ex?

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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Ishilove: 11:47am On Aug 17, 2012
Grater,
Boiling ring. One minute cool, next minute volcano. Na so so quarrel quarrel
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 11:48am On Aug 17, 2012
Refridgerator.......always cool.
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 11:51am On Aug 17, 2012
Maria-Goretti:
Refridgerator.......always cool.
We have two new kitchen utensils. . . Matches and refrigerator.

Pls take note y'all. cheesy

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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 11:51am On Aug 17, 2012
sexkillz: So why is he an ex?
my tots exactli.....@mabbot, u got tired of such treatment or wot?
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 11:54am On Aug 17, 2012
sexkillz: We have two new kitchen utensils. . . Matches and refrigerator.

Pls take note y'all. cheesy
all r found in d kitchen.

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