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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 9:46pm On Aug 17, 2012
Armenia: Waste bincheesy
Emmy9ite a.k.a Albert Einstein, report hia n pickup dis fellow.dis fellow nids to be taught too.
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by YINKS89(m): 11:26pm On Aug 17, 2012
Fire vewi hot nd gts angry always
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by amiskurii(f): 11:29pm On Aug 17, 2012
A, cheat angry, lair undecided, secretive lipsrsealed, pretender , sick, good in bed cheesy,

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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by amiskurii(f): 11:31pm On Aug 17, 2012
with an utensil: he is a soup plate

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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Eleba: 1:26am On Aug 18, 2012
The waste basket.
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Roseey0(f): 5:35am On Aug 18, 2012
Turning garri(wood for mking eba).That guy can turn anytin o. Even mohamed to christian
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Shamima(f): 6:01am On Aug 18, 2012
Frypan:he condems pple wit hot liesĀ¤He waz such a jackassshit!
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by 190: 6:45am On Aug 18, 2012
dmost high:
Nigga is u high?lol.u got dat nika on d balls or is she bitch?truly ya ex was a roaster!ROASTER

Yeah she wuz a b1tch
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by elari(m): 8:02am On Aug 18, 2012
fork: she is a good banger
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by vivaciousvivi(f): 8:45am On Aug 18, 2012
mabbot: A spoon-u can not do without it in d kichen A knife -he cut all d bad edges of me.A tray-he put me all 2geda so am not scattered.A kettle-he warms me all up.A cooker-he lites me on fire mere talking to me

Ah ah! N he is ur "ex" with all those attributes? Was wrong with u girl?
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by simongonner: 9:15am On Aug 18, 2012
vivacious vivi:

Ah ah! N he is ur "ex" with all those attributes? Was wrong with u girl?
tanx 4 dat,abt 2 ask her same qst
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 9:21am On Aug 18, 2012
vivacious vivi:

Ah ah! N he is ur "ex" with all those attributes? Was wrong with u girl?
identification syndrome.....cnt identify gud frm bad
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 9:26am On Aug 18, 2012
Hairy black pot. I always bleach ma diicckkk after every fork.
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Chartey(m): 12:14pm On Aug 18, 2012
A spoon-always coming back 4 more. Guess i need a girl lyk dat again
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Sike(m): 2:41pm On Aug 18, 2012
nne3870: cooking pot...... He cooks up lies to cover lies.
lmaooo
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Suchie(m): 2:47pm On Aug 18, 2012
He was a straw....always suckin my pusses..jeez
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Amya(f): 3:56pm On Aug 18, 2012
A grater, he's always grating my nerves.
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Dansadaumallam(m): 4:31pm On Aug 18, 2012
Mine was a salt holder ,soo nice at everything but i missed her because i cant pretend to have converted to faith terbanacle which she wanted 4 love to flow on. I, being a freethinker waved goodbye, waiting for another good lady. But i will always miss "MaMMa"
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by frederal(m): 5:05pm On Aug 18, 2012
Disposable plate: I used and dumped her
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Adeks(m): 5:21pm On Aug 18, 2012
frederal: Disposable plate: I used and dumped her
Wicked verdict. GBAM!!!
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Idowuogbo(f): 5:23pm On Aug 18, 2012
frederal: Disposable plate: I used and dumped her
Am sure u were also classed as disposable fork. One chance! grin
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Adeks(m): 6:30pm On Aug 18, 2012
Suchie: He was a straw....always suckin my pusses..jeez
didn't u enjoy it lmao
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Everest9(m): 7:05pm On Aug 18, 2012
never with my ex
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by OmoAlata(f): 7:41pm On Aug 18, 2012
Cooking fork - because it can be used for ANY job in the kitchen. My ex could sleep with anyone. He ran off with my friend, then ran off with her friend. Karma grin grin
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by simongonner: 7:23am On Aug 19, 2012
Omo Alata: Cooking fork - because it can be used for ANY job in the kitchen. My ex could sleep with anyone. He ran off with my friend, then ran off with her friend. Karma grin grin
lwkmd
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by rafcrown(m): 9:02am On Aug 19, 2012
Many EXs,SAMPLE AND THEN LEAVE,PASS OVER TO ANOTHER.
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by GentleNaaz(m): 10:26am On Aug 19, 2012
Enuf! Stop naggn ur x, cos once upon a time, evrytn ws as u delightedly wish. 4 mine, She was a plate dat gav me d food i ate winkEnuf! Stop naggn ur x, cos once upon a time, evrytn ws as u delightedly wish. 4 mine, She was a plate dat gav me d food i ate
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by phenomguy(m): 12:07pm On Aug 19, 2012
Spatula
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Lord231(m): 1:26pm On Aug 19, 2012
Lwkmd
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Harmvirus(f): 2:36pm On Aug 19, 2012
LWTMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i am soooooooooooo loving this thread
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Sijioke(m): 4:05pm On Aug 19, 2012
She iz lyk a fork stabs me al around.
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Bluemoon1(f): 9:18am On Aug 20, 2012
knife

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