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Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by speeder(m): 5:04pm On Aug 21, 2012 |
OPEYEMI AD: the subject of this thread has give you the answer.... get rib crack thats all.... check my short short thread out like this must be a miracle, you know its your funeral and many moreI will b generous enough to make it ur funeral. Lol |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by OPEYEMIAD(m): 5:31pm On Aug 21, 2012 |
speeder:hmmmmmmm i reserve my coment till next you post |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by OPEYEMIAD(m): 5:37pm On Aug 21, 2012 |
A three year old girl sat at the dinner table having dinner with her dad, his cellphone rang, he said excuse me and went outside. He talked for a few minutes, comes back and continued his meal. The three year old girl said; "daddy I have something to tell you. Her Dad yelled at her; how many times have i told you not to talk while eating?. Ten minutes later, they finished eating, and her dad asked; what were trying to say?. The 3 year old girl said; while you were on the phone, the cat pissed on your food. |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by Nobody: 7:01pm On Aug 21, 2012 |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by swizz01(m): 8:26pm On Aug 21, 2012 |
Trust м̤̈э if I'm one of †ђξ other two guyz, I mite faint oh....imagine after crossin †ђξ 40th floor...OMG dats a scene U̶̲̥̅̊ wldnt wana get into..... |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by Nobody: 8:50pm On Aug 21, 2012 |
swizz01: Trust м̤̈э if I'm one of †ђξ other two guyz, I mite faint oh....imagine after crossin †ђξ 40th floor...OMG dats a scene U̶̲̥̅̊ wldnt wana get into..... wrong posting |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by speeder(m): 8:53pm On Aug 21, 2012 |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by OPEYEMIAD(m): 11:36am On Aug 22, 2012 |
swizz01: Trust м̤̈э if I'm one of †ђξ other two guyz, I mite faint oh....imagine after crossin †ђξ 40th floor...OMG dats a scene U̶̲̥̅̊ wldnt wana get into.....you dont mean it |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by OPEYEMIAD(m): 11:37am On Aug 22, 2012 |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by OPEYEMIAD(m): 11:39am On Aug 22, 2012 |
@OP, nice joke but I've hard it like a thousand times. But it got me laughing though[/quote]i hope is not from nairaland? And i hear dat u are d new house boy, hw true is dat |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by OPEYEMIAD(m): 11:41am On Aug 22, 2012 |
Do you know dat you can have a MINI hearth attack, if sumeone says guess whats! I have heard about you.... |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by speeder(m): 4:57pm On Aug 22, 2012 |
OPEYEMI AD: And i hear dat u are d new house boy, hw true is datvery true. Ur mom asked me to say hi. Guess what i saw her doing? |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by OPEYEMIAD(m): 6:36pm On Aug 22, 2012 |
speeder:dont mention, just mind your work in this house if you want ur complete salary or u got expel |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by speeder(m): 8:48am On Aug 23, 2012 |
OPEYEMI AD: dont mention, just mind your work in this house if you want ur complete salary or u got expeli knew u would say that. I want us to be friends. I hope u don't mind |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by OPEYEMIAD(m): 9:20am On Aug 23, 2012 |
speeder:you are welcome, hope you wil not thief my money and run back to ur village |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by speeder(m): 11:35am On Aug 23, 2012 |
OPEYEMI AD: you are welcome, hope you wil not thief my money and run back to ur villageas an Igbo man, if I see the money carelessly I'll help u keep it save |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by Nobody: 11:40am On Aug 23, 2012 |
more jokes please |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by OPEYEMIAD(m): 1:53pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
Hausa new tragedy of escaping at lagos A Fulani man was arrested in Lagos, by a group of LASTMA officials for driving on the BRT lane and his car was fined #50,000. Despite all begging and pleadings, the LASTMA officials refused to release the car. "Okay, may I know where you are towing my car to?" the Fulani man asked. "We re taking it to Alausa" replied one of d LASTMA officials. "Ha-ha-ha-ha" the Fulani bursted into laughter. All d LASTMA officials were surprised and paid attention to him, wanting to know why he's laughing. Immediately, the Fulani man brought out his phone began to speak this way" "Abu Qaqa, Ina kwana? (Good morning in Hausa) "No sir? "Not less than 30min before it will explode" "The car has been arrested... "Only 20 out of those new bombs inside the car... "They are taking the car to the targeted destination...Alausa! "I am coming back to Yobe alive now. "Thank you sir. Greet other faithfuls for me. He rounded off his imaginary call. The LASTMA officials made a GOLD MEDAL in marathon. He entered his car and sped off, "Shege, dan burouba...". |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by OPEYEMIAD(m): 1:56pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
Akpors enters Supermarket to buy himself orange juice and sugar. He paid for the orange juice and walked out with the sugar under his arm, unpaid. At the door he was arrested and locked up. During the court hearing, the judge asked him why he paid for the juice only and stole the sugar? He replied "I do not steal. At the back of the juice bottle is said: SUGAR FREE! You think I am stupid or what? |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by OPEYEMIAD(m): 2:04pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
to be serious imagine your grand father was sick and called you to bless you and after d blessing he said son, i have 20m dollars for you in in in in in in innnnnnn...... And he died. Wat will you do? |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by OPEYEMIAD(m): 2:11pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
Am hapily engagd 2 my girlfrnd, we both love each orda. Bt dere is sumthn dat disturbs me nd dat is my fiance beautiful yunga sister. She always wear short skirt weneva am around nd she always bend 4 me 2 get a beta view but she dnt bhave dat way if sum 1 else is around. 1 wik b4 my wedin she cald me nd ask me 2 cm ova her ouse. Wen i got dere she told me she had feelins 4 me nd if i want one hot last fling b4 i get maried 2 her sis, i should folow her upstairs. She went upstairs xpectin me 2 folo bt i sat der confusd. Few minutes lata i went out, lo nd behold i saw my entire future inlaws outside. Den ma fada inlaw hugd me wit tears in hs eyes he said' u just pasd our test, we couldnt wish 4 a beta husband 4 our daughter. Now guess the Moral of the story |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by Areaboy2(m): 3:07pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
OPEYEMI AD: Am hapily engagd 2 my girlfrnd, we both love each orda. Bt dere is sumthn dat disturbs me nd dat is my fiance beautiful yunga sister. She always wear short skirt weneva am around nd she always bend 4 me 2 get a beta view but she dnt bhave dat way if sum 1 else is around. 1 wik b4 my wedin she cald me nd ask me 2 cm ova her ouse. Wen i got dere she told me she had feelins 4 me nd if i want one hot Always keep your condom in your car |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by speeder(m): 3:46pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
OPEYEMI AD: Am hapily engagd 2 my girlfrnd, we both love each orda. Bt dere is sumthn dat disturbs me nd dat is my fiance beautiful yunga sister. She always wear short skirt weneva am around nd she always bend 4 me 2 get a beta view but she dnt bhave dat way if sum 1 else is around. 1 wik b4 my wedin she cald me nd ask me 2 cm ova her ouse. Wen i got dere she told me she had feelins 4 me nd if i want one hoti love this |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by OPEYEMIAD(m): 4:01pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
speeder:Nna men keep wating, jst leave it as it dey okay. I dnt want wahala o |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by OPEYEMIAD(m): 10:19am On Aug 24, 2012 |
i have been a Nairaland Member for long time but never meet this article before in fact the writer is a genius https://www.nairaland.com/1018759/phcn-love |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by OPEYEMIAD(m): 10:24am On Aug 24, 2012 |
11 people were hanging on a rope unda an helicopter,10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that 1 has to drop off, otherwise they were all goingto fall.. . They were not able 2 choose daat person, but then the woman made a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as woman she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, and for men in general, without ever getting anything in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.. |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by OPEYEMIAD(m): 10:27am On Aug 24, 2012 |
One Rainy Night, Akpors was walking down a Muddy road, when a Slow moving car came and stopped near Him, without Hesitation, akpors opened its door and Sat on the Co-Driver's seat.. The Car started Moving Slowly, looking at The Driver's Seat, there was No driver, Akpors became Soo afraid.. Just as He was trying to recover from the shock, A hand pooped from Outside and Started controling the steer ing wheel, Akpors Became Really afraid, And Frozed on His Seat,, he started Praying for His Life.. Just as he was praying, the slow Moving car approached a Corner, wondering What will happen, again the Hand pooped in from outside And Steered the Car Round the Corner.... Now Akpors became Really afraid, Gathered all his strength, opened the Door, and Fell outside, woke up, Ran to a Late night Restuarant and Ordered a Hot Drink, sat on one Corner and Try to recover From the shock.. As He was having His Drink, two guys with mud all over entered the Restuarant and Ordered a Drink.. One Of them said, "Look at that Idiot in the Corner, He Is the One who Entered In the Car While we were Pushing it... 1 Like |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by Nobody: 10:29am On Aug 24, 2012 |
OPEYEMI AD: i have been a Nairaland Member for long time but never meet this article before in fact the writer is a genius yes he is a real genius..very amazing 1 Like |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by OPEYEMIAD(m): 10:48am On Aug 24, 2012 |
There were three men living together in London. An Afro- American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food. However upon coming close to a posh London restaurant in this classy neighborhood, they decided to come up with a plan. The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he had fi nished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill. "LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-American shouted! The waiter was very confused because he could not remember being paid. But because he did not want to cause any trouble, he let the brother leave. Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the same restaurant and ordered a five course meal with red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came by to collect the money for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK AT ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian shouted. This time the manager came and had to calm down the West Indian, because he did not want anything to upset the other customers. He let the guy go. Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And you know how we are. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, and ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, plus two bottles of Beer. After he had finished, the waiter came to collect the money for the meal, But before the Nigerian could say anything, the waiter spoke to him."Sir, I have been having all sorts of problems all day and I can't understand it. Two other people like you came in earlier and ate, and they say that they paid me but I don't remember getting any money from them so, " Before he could finish, the Nigerian interrupted, rather emphatically, "I'M SORRY FOR YOU OOOO. BUT DAT UR PROBLEM, JUST GIVE ME MY CHANGE (balance) SO I CAN GET GOING" 1 Like |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by OPEYEMIAD(m): 1:41pm On Aug 24, 2012 |
Akpors updated his facebook status? thank you lord for making my boss to pay me my salary today, i'm very happy, soon gonna buy my chrismas shoe'... After updating his status, 32 seconds later he recieved a notification dat his landlord just liked his status... what do you think..... So now, if you were akpors what will you do |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by OPEYEMIAD(m): 2:00pm On Aug 24, 2012 |
Musa father joins facebook Musa updated his status: Dad now on Facebook, WTF! Dad commented: thats my son, what does WTF stands for? Musa: (shocked 2 see a notification dat his father jst commented on his status) he replied; WTF stands for WELCOME TO FACEBOOK |
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by OPEYEMIAD(m): 2:05pm On Aug 24, 2012 |
~vicky~:am kinda surprise laugh and fall down from stair case |
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