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Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by OPEYEMIAD(m): 9:09am On Aug 25, 2012
OPEYEMI AD:
am kinda surprise laugh and fall down from stair case
angry
OPEYEMI AD:
am kinda surprise laugh and fall down from stair case
grin grin
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by OPEYEMIAD(m): 11:29am On Aug 25, 2012
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Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by OPEYEMIAD(m): 11:43am On Aug 25, 2012
Men were born between a woman's legs and they spend d rest of their life trying 2get back in there. Y? Becoz there is no place like home.
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by OPEYEMIAD(m): 11:48am On Aug 25, 2012
A boy was teaching a gal maths,he kissed d gal twice and say dis is addition,d gal kissed him back and say dis is subtraction,they kissed each other and say dis is multiplication,d gals father came and threw d boy away and say dis is division.
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by OPEYEMIAD(m): 8:31pm On Aug 30, 2012
Akpos went for interview

Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of Good
Akpos: Hmm... Bad
Interviewer: Come.
Akpos: Go.
Interviewer: Ugly.
Akpos: Fine.
Interviewer: U're wrong
Akpos:U're right
Interviewer: Shut up
Akpos: Keep talking.
Interviewer: Ok now stop all that.
Akpos: Ok now carry on all that.
Interviewer: Get Out.
Akpos: Come In.
Interviewer: Oh my God.
Akpos: Oh my Devil.
Interviewer: U r Rejected.
Akpos: I m selected
Interviewer: Eish!!!! Akposl; Wow!!!!!
Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by OPEYEMIAD(m): 8:37pm On Aug 30, 2012
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Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by OPEYEMIAD(m): 12:33am On Nov 17, 2012
Conversation between Akpors and father - in warri.
Father: Akpors, I hear say WAEC result don comot.
Akpors: Yes palee. You no go believe palee.
Father: Believe wetin?
Akpors: Palee, you know Emeka? Emeka, that chief pickin wey dey always hammer first since JSS 1?
Father: Yes.
Akpors: D guy fail!
Father: Shooo?
Akpors: Palee, that na small na. You know Chinedu, wey dey cometeach me for this house? The guy sef fail!
Father: [in shock] Why people come fail this year na? Shooo?. Nah wah o. So, wetin u get?
Akpors: Palee, Shooo? Like say u no understand wetin I bin dey talk. I say Emeka fail. Chinedu fail. Where you wan see my own, I be witch?

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Re: Get your Ribs Crack with Hurpeyemey (Updated) by OPEYEMIAD(m): 12:37am On Nov 17, 2012
In a classroom,an english teacher asked a question.'few years frm now, our country Nigeria would be a corruption free country. what kind of tense is dat?

A boy named akpors shouted 4rm d back of d class: its future impossible tense

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