A man forgets to zip up his trouser so a lady says to him "Sir u left ur GARAGE open". D man gave her a naughty smile as he zips up and asks, "Did u see my BLACK JEEP parked inside?". The woman smiles back and says.....Nooo just a KEKE NAPEP with two flat tyres....








At a mosques fund raising ceremony for a bigger mosque. Many guests that could not come sent cheques. The Alfa read out the donations and this is what happened: Alh Bali 2million Allau Akbar. Alh. Dosumu N20million Allah Akbar!!When he saw the next cheque, he paused and appeared confused, then he screamed. Alh D-A-N-G-O-T-E N800 million! PRAISE D LORD! and all the Muslims replied HALLELUYAH!

Little Johny: "I cAn make the boss give me the day off..!!
Akpos: "And how wud U do that?
Johny: Just wait and see!
Johny hangs upside down from the ceiling...
Boss enters, and saw Johny up on the ceiling....
Boss says, "Mr. Johny, what's wrong with U?
Johny: "Am a light bulb!
Boss: U're very tired.. Go home and come next week!
Johny got down and packed up to go home..
As he leaves, boss saw Akpos packing his
documents.
Boss: Mr. Akpos, where are U also going?
Akpos: "boss, am also going home....:
I cAn't do anything without light......