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Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by ituen(m): 8:42am On Jan 07, 2008
What an ABOMINATION!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

They shkd be locked up for good these are the people spoiling the image of nigeria
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by clemcykul(f): 9:08am On Jan 07, 2008
@posteer happy new yr grin am glad the old yr dint take away madness feom you kiss shocked
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by benjay1(m): 12:42pm On Jan 07, 2008
I don tooo hear suga_lips story . . .
Abeg where d pciture dey ?Tess too
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by kronkykay(m): 4:52pm On Jan 07, 2008
unda ur nose, stupid
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by benjay1(m): 5:04pm On Jan 07, 2008
@kronkykay U toothless bull dog, u didn't just dissed me ?
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by sexytitan(f): 11:43pm On Jan 07, 2008
Were they banging eachother or banging some other females in the same room or in different rooms? undecided
Na wa for this life o.
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by noetic(m): 11:50pm On Jan 07, 2008
embarassed tongue i m short of words
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by kronkykay(m): 11:54pm On Jan 07, 2008
watyamean sexy? were u talking to me?

i bet not!

@ben-gay

why u trynna act tough? wen we all know yu can't even burst a grape in a fruit fight. don't pick on me boy!
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by benjay1(m): 12:09am On Jan 08, 2008
@kronkykay Guy, shun Turkey for Market women. U no reach.
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by topeteadr(m): 12:23am On Jan 08, 2008
Kronkay. . . . . I guess that sounds like *bring it on*. . . .
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by kronkykay(m): 12:35am On Jan 08, 2008
ur brain still never boot well, it is shun story for market women

maybe u can shun turkey for saucekid.
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by topeteadr(m): 12:41am On Jan 08, 2008
*Waiting in anticipation 4 ben's counter attack. . *. . This has 2. . . . , be a tough one.
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by ituen(m): 1:56am On Jan 08, 2008
Imports knife n bottles in to the fighting arena

arranges them in strategic places for both opponents
and Spectators in case dem wan help the opponents
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by mimiko(f): 2:43am On Jan 08, 2008
@ sugalips
my post is simple pine simply means fine unless u want to claim u dont understand hausa accent, watever, as long as as other peeps undertsand ,

Dis Guy no mind am na yankee she dey she no fit understand, hmmmmmmmm
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by SugaLips(f): 2:52am On Jan 08, 2008
Girl stop fucking picking on me. You don't know me so don't be saying shit about me.
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by sexytitan(f): 2:55am On Jan 08, 2008
Oya, i get another gist.
It's as if toyinrayo just found herself a job coz i havent noticed her around these parts lately
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by Migines(m): 6:21am On Jan 08, 2008
@sexytitan
they were banging each oda.
@suga & mimi
the last thing i want is a clash btw u two. Pls guys. We kool?
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by ituen(m): 8:27am On Jan 08, 2008
Miggy

Aloow them to fight. I wan witness the time bras and pants wld be flying up n down
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by kronkykay(m): 9:04am On Jan 08, 2008
stays in the dark
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by ituen(m): 9:12am On Jan 08, 2008
. . . . , with gas lamp
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by benjay1(m): 9:33am On Jan 08, 2008
enters the room with enough ateke boiz. . .finds kronkykay in the dark hiding.

**hiss** Waste of my Muda F-*ckin time. I wudn't like to take all the credit.

Warns kronkykay: Guy, come next time dey look face.
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by Migines(m): 9:41am On Jan 08, 2008
@ituen
so u sef like to deh luk women fyte.
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by topeteadr(m): 9:58am On Jan 08, 2008
A medieval combat . . . ,is 'bout 2 tk place. . ., btw outstanding champion *also known as madam etteh in the making . .by ituen* 'MIMIK0' & our kiss and fall in luv instantly 'SUGALIPS'. . . .

The fight is going to take place on the 15th of january 2008. . .
Venue: ojueleba market square. . .

The fight of the season. . . , who wuld win ' watch out. .
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by topeteadr(m): 9:59am On Jan 08, 2008
A medieval combat . . . ,is 'bout 2 tk place. . ., btw outstanding champion *also known as madam etteh in the making . .by ituen* 'MIMIK0' & our kiss and fall in luv instantly 'SUGALIPS'. . . .

The fight is going to take place on the 15th of january 2008. . .
Venue: ojueleba market square. . .

The fight of the season. . . , who wuld win ' watch out. .
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by benjay1(m): 10:03am On Jan 08, 2008
ben rushes off to buy the ticket.
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by topeteadr(m): 10:14am On Jan 08, 2008
Ben. . . ,there's no ticket. . The fight is going to take place in an open square market. .
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by benjay1(m): 10:19am On Jan 08, 2008
oh. . . still kool with me.

grin
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by clemcykul(f): 10:29am On Jan 08, 2008
gets a sit beside ben to watch the unfolding fyte grin grin
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by benjay1(m): 10:32am On Jan 08, 2008
sees clem and gives her a bear hug. Offers her a diet coke while they both wait for the fight.
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by topeteadr(m): 10:34am On Jan 08, 2008
M .I .G .I .N .E .S where art thou. . .
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by Migines(m): 10:47am On Jan 08, 2008
I don come o.
TT
abeg buk fyte for me and ben. Enuf is enuf. If it is not clem it is tess. Ben u nor fit search?
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by benjay1(m): 10:51am On Jan 08, 2008
@Migs Olboy na waoo. i been think say we be guyz oo. na only hug i hug ur woman u dey provoke like this.
What of say i come . . . . .

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