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Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by topeteadr(m): 10:58am On Jan 08, 2008
. . . . . .spit it ut ben. .
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by benjay1(m): 11:06am On Jan 08, 2008
Haaa TT u wan break family ?
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by topeteadr(m): 11:08am On Jan 08, 2008
No. . . , just wan't to hear the truth. .
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by Migines(m): 11:34am On Jan 08, 2008
@ben
if ur hug nor pass normal, no wahala. But nor provoke me o.
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by kronkykay(m): 1:19pm On Jan 08, 2008
@ben

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have fun.
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by clemcykul(f): 1:21pm On Jan 08, 2008
pushes bens hands away  grin grin sweetie its just a harmless hug grin grin

come join us watch the fyte grin grin offers diet coke to miggie.

@bennie how take know say i love diet coke? grin
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by clemcykul(f): 1:23pm On Jan 08, 2008
u sell kpoff kpoff finish na 2 dey fc>k widout ego remain kwo grin grin ol boy u funny walahi grin grin
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by Migines(m): 1:30pm On Jan 08, 2008
Lmao.
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by benjay1(m): 1:56pm On Jan 08, 2008
Quote: bennie how u take know say i love diet coke?

Unqoute: Lets just say i know how to take care of women, if i want to.
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by Migines(m): 2:04pm On Jan 08, 2008
. . .
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by mimiko(f): 2:33am On Jan 09, 2008
@ sour lips cos obviously thats wat u ve got, why on earth are u swearing hehehehehehehe me? pick on u? HOW? i replied u once and thats picking? madam dont start twisting ur mind here and How am i acting like i know u? watever i wrote is on ur profile,
madam ignore me if you are not seeking my attention, hm am the last person u want to do this with,
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by StephenP(m): 2:56am On Jan 09, 2008
Ant mimiko abeg leave my suga for me o. What's your own?
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by kronkykay(m): 5:32am On Jan 09, 2008
hey stephenp, where u come from wey u go think say u go fit come dey claim suga here.

u think say na gangsta life u wan dey live here?

just come from nowhere dey claim suga! na so una dey do for there, no respect for other pple's possesions.


*dials saucekid's number*

got an elimination for you to do man, simple maths, no complex planning.


target: stephenp
lacation: washington str, united states of ABA.
height: 2ft 3in
colour: mixed (no regular pattern)
assignment: not a threat, but a bug. eliminate ASAP.
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by StephenP(m): 5:49am On Jan 09, 2008
Na wa o. Wetin I don do now? All I just say is make them leave my suga alone, na so you wan come disturb me.
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by Migines(m): 6:34am On Jan 09, 2008
@mimi&suga
dont tell me dis is g0nna happen.
@stephen
suga is urs ryte? Then take her, if u cant look her in the face and say shes urs. That shuldnt be a problem shuld it?
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by clemcykul(f): 9:49am On Jan 09, 2008
dats round one am patiently waitin for the sec round grin
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by sexytitan(f): 6:04am On Jan 12, 2008
Gbam! Gbam! Gbam! Round Two Begins
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by clemcykul(f): 12:54pm On Jan 12, 2008
*washes and cleans eyes in anticipation* grin
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by Rebellious(f): 5:43pm On Jan 13, 2008
We're done with the entire fight. It took place in a yahoo conference room.

Guest stars that appeared: Ben Jay, Thuggy, Kronkykay.

Winner: yours truly
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by clemcykul(f): 9:07am On Jan 14, 2008
anticipates anoda fight! grin
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by mimiko(f): 4:44am On Jan 15, 2008
she actaully won and why wouldnt she? she started insulting my parents meeeeeen any girl can be pretty with makeup but not every girl has manners there is a whole lot of diff, joking or insulting one another has never gone to that level so i give it to her angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by Migines(m): 6:08am On Jan 15, 2008
Lets look at d brighter side. . . . I made big bucks selling doz tickets.
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by tessybaby(f): 8:15am On Jan 15, 2008
what is going on here?
a fight?
abeg make una rewind the last fight
na who don win?

whats all this issue of fighting here? do u want to spoil ur pretty faces?
as for me, mine is so expensive to risk in a fight
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by clemcykul(f): 10:31am On Jan 15, 2008
walks away in disappointment embarassed
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by Rebellious(f): 11:20pm On Jan 15, 2008
mimiko:

she actaully won and why wouldnt she? she started insulting my parents meeeeeen any girl can be pretty with makeup but not every girl has manners there is a whole lot of diff, joking or insulting one another has never gone to that level so i give it to her angry angry angry angry angry

Mimi quit hurting, you started it anyway.
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by mimiko(f): 3:47am On Jan 16, 2008
gurl u re not worth replying but will try this time, how on earth did i start it? by replying to your post? isnt that what the thread is all about? or re u missing something here, and then on yahooo u started by typing ' where is the hoe' so how on earth did i start this? why re u lying so u just dont have manners u lie aswell


@migy
what s the bright side? thats not funny at all men angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by Rebellious(f): 3:53am On Jan 16, 2008
Mimi, why are you so angry?
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by Migines(m): 5:53am On Jan 16, 2008
Mimi&rebel
ure both breaking my heart. I never imagined u both culd go dis far.
*worried look*
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by Migines(m): 5:55am On Jan 16, 2008
For d sake of d love i have 4 u both, culd u stop dis?
*brings both hands together*
are we kool?
Re: Please Do Not Read If You Do Death by Migines(m): 5:55am On Jan 16, 2008
For d sake of d love i have 4 u both, culd u stop dis?
*brings both hands together*
are we kool?

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