a very successful naija man
parked his new lexus in front of
his office ready to show it off to
his collegues, as he got out a
trailer passed too close and
completety tore off the door, the
man immediately grabbed his
cell phone, called the police, and
they arrived. before the officer
could say anything the man was
scereaming hysteriacally, my
lexus!, my lexus!, will never be
the same again no matter what
the panel -beater did to it, the
officer just loked at the man in
disgust and shook his head, i
cant beleieve how materialistic
you are, he said, you are soo
focused on your possessions that
you dont notice anything else.
how can you say such a thing?
asked the man. dont you know
that your left arm is missing from
your elbow down, it must have
been torn off when the truck hit
you..........., oh my God replied
the man, "MY ROLEX" wrist
watch.

Lols,nice 1

U tried nd i know u are xpecting kudos 4 dis joke. Well, kudos. But lets face reality, d joke is stale.

Hahaha! So funny!

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