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My Lexus by slimkaybee: 2:50pm On Oct 13, 2012 |
a very successful naija man parked his new lexus in front of his office ready to show it off to his collegues, as he got out a trailer passed too close and completety tore off the door, the man immediately grabbed his cell phone, called the police, and they arrived. before the officer could say anything the man was scereaming hysteriacally, my lexus!, my lexus!, will never be the same again no matter what the panel -beater did to it, the officer just loked at the man in disgust and shook his head, i cant beleieve how materialistic you are, he said, you are soo focused on your possessions that you dont notice anything else. how can you say such a thing? asked the man. dont you know that your left arm is missing from your elbow down, it must have been torn off when the truck hit you..........., oh my God replied the man, "MY ROLEX" wrist watch. |
Re: My Lexus by Xymc1(m): 6:59pm On Oct 13, 2012 |
Lols,nice 1 |
Re: My Lexus by Vivly(f): 7:11pm On Oct 13, 2012 |
U tried nd i know u are xpecting kudos 4 dis joke. Well, kudos. But lets face reality, d joke is stale. |
Re: My Lexus by Nobody: 11:55pm On Oct 13, 2012 |
Hahaha! So funny! ![]() |
Re: My Lexus by larride(m): 12:10am On Oct 14, 2012 |
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