Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he
wanted to buy a pig. He stopped at a pig farm and told the farmer he
wanted to buy a 100 pound pig. The farmer nodded, walked out into the sty,
bent over and picked up a pig by its tail with his teeth. The farmer said,
"This one will go a little over a 100". Astonished the Yankee said, "Who
are you trying to fool? You can't weigh a pig that way". The farmer
laughed and called to his young son, "Boy, come over here and weigh that
pig for this man". The boy obliged by bending over and picking up the pig
by its tail with his teeth. Turning to his father the boy said, " This
here pig weighs about 100 pounds". The Yankee was having no part of this
so in order to convince him the farmer told his son to go to the house and
get his mother so she could weigh the pig. After a short delay the son
returned and said, "Ma says she will be right down after she's finished
weighing mailmalc the mailman ".

'weighing the mailman' ^**sighs** at least not mailmalc but dat was close.

look closely man its u

u just edited the mailman to mailmalc - tj tj tj, hw many times did i call you? take your time oooo 

hehehehehehehehehhe

how many pounds did u weigh?

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~Sly~(*_*):

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wen ur not confused hola at me hombre

Bleep weight man,  760million great britain pounds lol.

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not only hombre. . . na umbrella

lol nice poking

hi tj tj, i'm new here, can i chat with you pls

k i signed on

ny name is dayo,female, from osun state. how about you

jesse m, cud u tlk to me on yahoo or msn?

alright, dayo_christianah@yahoo.com

i just added u

*clears throat*

clem its not wat it seems like

did i say anything? guilty as charged lol

clemcykul:

did i say anything? guilty as charged lol

Abi oo

@tj_tj,
You see ya Life?,, Asshole

tj,
just holla whenever u need backup

i need it now bro, the ass is troubling

tufe:

tj,
just holla whenever u need backup

For, ??

to theguy above me,

when you Bleep with tj, you Bleep with me.

**writes poordads name in my blackbook**

thanks bro, now ppl don noe their place

they sure dont.

tufe:

to theguy above me,

when you Bleep with tj, you Bleep with me.

**writes poordads name in my blackbook**

Be patient,you time will come very very soon

seee this foolish mofo to the core

tj_tj:

seee this foolish mofo to the core

I don't take that against you, You are a complete LOSER, Id10t of the Highest Order

ur sense dey pain u

Your own sense get mechanical fault, E be like say you don take head nack ground, MUMU