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Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by clemz85(m): 4:15pm On Nov 17, 2012

now i see some 1 out there can do better or worst than our so called PAT 'the vocabulary embordimentus'
or do i say we have a typical duplireplicated PAT.

Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by clemz85(m): 4:17pm On Nov 17, 2012

O this man don define him style finish

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Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by Onyenna(m): 5:59pm On Nov 17, 2012

ogochukwunasa1: dame patience cudnt hav said it better

**feints**......

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Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by QEFRAN6: 7:23pm On Nov 17, 2012

Foxy_Rebirth: I was going through the dictionary to check meaning of words while reading an exciting novel, it later occurred to me, if it is to be Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon that is to teach us simple proverbs and their meaning in school, how is it going to sound like, going by the way he murders vocabulary...

But nothing spoil sha, I was able to come up with these ones and funny enough, it looks really close to what he would say when asked to teach in a class....

Please enjoy, and add yours if you have....

Peace

ORDINARY ENGLISH: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

*
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Twinkle,
twinkle, little star
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

*
ORDINARY ENGLISH: All that glitters is not gold.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

*
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beggars are not choosers
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

*
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Dead men tell no tales
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

*
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beginner's luck
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Neophyte's serendipity.

ORDINARY ENGLISH: A rolling stone gathers no moss
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.

ORDINARY ENGLISH: Birds of a feather flock together
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.

ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beauty is only skin deep
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

ORDINARY ENGLISH: Cleanliness is godliness
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

LMAO......abeg u too much. Even d first got me rolling

Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by Tinyemeka(m): 9:15pm On Nov 17, 2012

Foxy_Rebirth: I was going through the dictionary to check meaning of words while reading an exciting novel, it later occurred to me, if it is to be Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon that is to teach us simple proverbs and their meaning in school, how is it going to sound like, going by the way he murders vocabulary...

But nothing spoil sha, I was able to come up with these ones and funny enough, it looks really close to what he would say when asked to teach in a class....

Please enjoy, and add yours if you have....

Peace

ORDINARY ENGLISH: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

*
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Twinkle,
twinkle, little star
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

*
ORDINARY ENGLISH: All that glitters is not gold.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

*
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beggars are not choosers
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

*
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Dead men tell no tales
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

*
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beginner's luck
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Neophyte's serendipity.

ORDINARY ENGLISH: A rolling stone gathers no moss
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.

ORDINARY ENGLISH: Birds of a feather flock together
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.

ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beauty is only skin deep
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

ORDINARY ENGLISH: Cleanliness is godliness
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

It's unfortunate that you claim to have coined those phrases but I've read them before, not less than two years ago. And then they were attributed to Pastor Chris Okotie.

You could have at least claimed to have read them somewhere rather than giving the impression of being the author. Too cheap.

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Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by toygod2: 9:37pm On Nov 17, 2012

Dem say,person wey use ELEPHANT set trap, na hm know wetin hm wan catch.......Y will I or my siblings, go to his school

Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by Unkl(m): 11:12pm On Nov 17, 2012

Awesome!

Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by odegood: 6:23am On Nov 18, 2012

if 'patrick was an english teacher' is d correct sentence. 'I' is a plura form. For instance, if i were an english teacher, if they were english teacher. so d poster is very very correct. D correction made by dat guy is wrong.

Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by slap1(m): 7:53am On Nov 18, 2012

THESE ARE THE WORDS OF CHRIS OKOTIE, THE OP SHOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM CREDIT, AT LEAST. WHAT A PATHETIC ATTENTION-SEEKER!
Op oya, do this simple one in 'your' grammar: THINGS FALL APART.

Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by onuwaje(m): 9:44am On Nov 18, 2012

A magnanimous conflagation just hit nairaland. Pls gravitate with tremendous alacrity...

Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by chucky234(m): 10:15am On Nov 18, 2012

Stolen article
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Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by fluffybaby(f): 2:57pm On Nov 18, 2012

Freiburger: Then all his students will be mysticism students

Icing on the cake. @ poster, shey you and him grow up together ni. Cos this this your ability to predict his mental gramatics has allocated you with luminious title from the depth of our" medulaoblangada"

Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by RexioKlasik(m): 3:09pm On Nov 18, 2012

Loool...u crazy...e be like say u b d man great grand son...

Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by Nobody: 6:32pm On Nov 18, 2012

scintillate scintillate asteroid minim

I almost died of laughter.

siwiosly, honorable Patrick is an embodiment of gramacomesmerism.

Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by FoxyRebirth(m): 8:08am On Jul 09, 2013

Remember this?

Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by Dairo47: 11:57am On Jul 09, 2013

i go listen for im class welax, do extra lessons and come for saturday lectures tooo

at least i sabi say i go commot with E8...

Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by FoxyRebirth(m): 12:12pm On Jul 09, 2013

Dairo47: i go listen for im class welax, do extra lessons and come for saturday lectures tooo

at least i sabi say i go commot with E8...

You even get hope of E8.

Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by Austeenxx: 5:28pm On Jul 09, 2013

Whether the OP fabricated it or he copied it from another site, I don't mind. This is one hell of funny! grin

*falls down from Indomie tree* grin

Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by Nadoson: 4:34pm On Nov 27, 2013

Obinoscopy: Are you sure you're not the Obahiagbon....lolz. Nice one!

The guy try shaa, but he cant re-write wot he jst typd if its deleted. Minin dat it haz no minin.

Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by Emisco3310(m): 9:05pm On Jan 10, 2014

Foxy_Rebirth: I was going through the dictionary to check meaning of words while reading an exciting novel, it later occurred to me, if it is to be Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon that is to teach us simple proverbs and their meaning in school, how is it going to sound like, going by the way he murders vocabulary...

But nothing spoil sha, I was able to come up with these ones and funny enough, it looks really close to what he would say when asked to teach in a class....

Please enjoy, and add yours if you have....

Peace

ORDINARY ENGLISH: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

*
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Twinkle,
twinkle, little star
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

*
ORDINARY ENGLISH: All that glitters is not gold.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

*
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beggars are not choosers
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

*
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Dead men tell no tales
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

*
ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beginner's luck
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Neophyte's serendipity.

ORDINARY ENGLISH: A rolling stone gathers no moss
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.

ORDINARY ENGLISH: Birds of a feather flock together
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.

ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beauty is only skin deep
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

ORDINARY ENGLISH: Cleanliness is godliness
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

U don try die thumb up joh!

Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by gud4dbest(m): 8:09pm On Apr 12, 2016

jamace:

Are you sure of that correction?

See below:

Singular present tense: (If Patrick is to be a teacher....) = singular past tense: (If Patrick was to be a teacher....)

Plural present tense: (If they are to be teachers ...) = Plural past tense: (If they were to be teachers)

I feel the OP is right. Otherwise convince/confuse me.

you are both correct.NB:You use 'were' in formal writing.

Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by jamace(m): 8:11pm On Apr 12, 2016

gud4dbest:
you are both correct.NB:You use 'were' in formal writing.

Ok. Thanks.

Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by gud4dbest(m): 8:11pm On Apr 12, 2016

Lexo22:
Nice concept but I still wish to correct the grammatical error in the title "If partrick were to be an English teach and not was". The last time I made this correction the modulator called me arrogant guy. I still blame the modulator who allowed this wonderful article to cross the front page without correcting the error . No offence!

the op is correct...'were' is used in formal writing

Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by gud4dbest(m): 8:14pm On Apr 12, 2016

jamace:
Ok. Thanks.

my pleasure!

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