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Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by Nobody: 1:44pm On Mar 24, 2008 |
At least he won't deny he never heard about Jesus . Keep it up bawomolo . |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by bawomolo(m): 8:12pm On Mar 24, 2008 |
lmao yall are funny How many horsemen did David take? 2 Samuel 8:4 And David took from him a thousand chariots and seven hundred horsemen. 1 Chronicles 18:4 And David took from him a thousand chariots and seven thousand horsemen. |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by Gamine(f): 8:24pm On Mar 24, 2008 |
LOL Bawooo YOU RE Clearly disturbed Only Jesus can help you |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by bawomolo(m): 9:09pm On Mar 24, 2008 |
i don't think i asked for help, i asked for discussion about the bible. How high was the chapiter? Jeremiah 52:22 And the height of one chapiter was five cubits. 2 Kings 25:17 The height of the chapiter was three cubits How old was Ahaziah when he began to reign? 2 Kings 8:26 Two and twenty years old was Ahaziah when he began to reign. 2 Chronicles 22:2 Forty and two years old was Ahaziah when he began to reign. |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by SunGod1: 4:20am On Mar 25, 2008 |
@bawomolo My guy, in as much as i enjoy your posts and contradictions about the christian faith, i dont think your encouraging them to become less delusional in their thinking. By just posting quotes and counter quotes from their various bibles, your just making them shrug even more and dismiss it. A better approach is to engage them in their stupidity and fallacy about the many sensless parts of the bible that makes an autistic slowpoke more intelligent than their most gifted pastor or pope. Its their bible and the ammunition is there. All you need to do is pull the trigger. E.g ask them to defend why god is such a monster that authorizes the deaths of millions of people during the "Great flood of Noah" or "Authorizing the death of thousands of babies in Eygpt?" Only a monster worse than Hitler than do such. Trust me apart from being speechless and trying to convolute idiotic answers to these queries, their self delusions will gradually be banished from their lives. |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by bawomolo(m): 4:25am On Mar 25, 2008 |
you are new here, engaging them in conversation is just have fruitless. u would just have a whole bunch of christians praying for u or accusing u of being the devil. |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by SunGod1: 5:04am On Mar 25, 2008 |
bawomolo: Of course that is their only game plan. When your ignorant about something you only take solace in self pity and insults so am used to it. Besides if they tell me they will pray for me, we would have to define what a prayer is or what effect it has on mankind and that will obviously lead them to point zero and expose their idiocy even more. If they use the devil mantra, it would even be less challenging because the devil just like jesus and god doesnt exist. So who are they talking about. Calling me an imaginary thing? For everytime they call me a devil, i will tell them to call me Santa claus too. They both share the same thing, (Imaginary figures) Shit! i almost forget Mr snufflephagus! The imaginary elephant friend that only Big bird in sesame street only seems to see! |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by Nobody: 2:11pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
Someone has made himself comfortable, I'm happy for you. |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by Frizy(m): 2:34pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
Sun God: @Sun god Are you an atheist or something? |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by bawomolo(m): 5:20pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
How did Saul die? Saul committed suicide. 1 Chronicles 10:4 Then said Saul to his armourbearer, Draw thy sword, and thrust me through therewith; lest these uncircumcised come and abuse me. But his armourbearer would not; for he was sore afraid. So Saul took a sword, and fell upon it. Saul was killed by an Amalekite. 2 Samuel 1:8-10 And he [Saul] said unto me, Who art thou? And I answered him, I am an Amalekite. He said unto me again, Stand, I pray thee, upon me, and slay me. So I stood upon him, and slew him. |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by bluesky4(f): 5:32pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
are we reading the same bible? have you even read what you have posted from the bible, from start to finish? if u want help in understadning the bible, i can help, one rule is you cant take anything out of context. U tried sha tho, lets hope u dont fool people with your ignorance. |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by 4Him(m): 5:33pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
blue-sky i suggest you leave Bawo to his raving antics. |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by samba123(m): 6:58pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
4Him: Why you can't oppose him for this controversies he presented, are you coward to depend your Bibles? |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by samba123(m): 6:59pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
4Him: Why you can't oppose him for this controversies he presented, are you coward to depend your Bibles? |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by bawomolo(m): 8:15pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
have you even read what you have posted from the bible, from start to finish? no but have u there are different bibles by the way. have u read the catholic or mormon bible from start to finish?? how do u know ur version of the bible is the truth. if u want help in understadning the bible, i can help, one rule is you can't take anything out of context. what am i taking out of context, did i plagiarize anything?? did i write ezra and nehemiah?? You tried sha tho, lets hope u don't fool people with your ignorance. |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by bluesky4(f): 11:46pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
bawomolo: ok oooo, mr i havent read the bible but can still critisise it, why don't u practice what u preach |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by bawomolo(m): 4:04am On Mar 26, 2008 |
ok oooo, mr i havent read the bible but can still critisise it, why don't u practice what u preach u are right, discussing the perceived inaccuracies of the bible is a practice of mine. so why are u so scared of discussing these contradictions How many of Arah's offspring returned from Babylon? Ezra 2:5 The children of Arah, seven hundred seventy and five. Nehemiah 7:10 The children of Arah, six hundred fifty and two. Who bought the sepulcher in Shechem from the sons of Hamor? Jacob Joshua 24:32 And the bones of Joseph, which the children of Israel brought up out of Egypt, buried they in Shechem, in a parcel of ground which Jacob bought of the sons of Hamor. Abraham Acts 7:16 So Jacob went down into Egypt, and died, he, and our fathers, and were carried over into Shechem, and laid in the sepulchre that Abraham bought for a sum of money of the sons of Hamor. |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by bawomolo(m): 6:10am On Mar 27, 2008 |
Who put the robe on Jesus? Herod's soldiers. Luke 23:11 And Herod with his men of war set him at nought, and mocked him, and arrayed him in a gorgeous robe, and sent him again to Pilate. Pilate's soldiers. Matthew 27:27-28 Then the soldiers of the governor(Pilate) took Jesus into the common hall, and gathered unto him the whole band of soldiers. And they stripped him, and put on him a scarlet robe Did Saul inquire of the Lord?. 1 Samuel 28:6 And when Saul inquired of the Lord, the Lord answered him not. 1 Chronicles 10:13-14 So Saul , inquired not of the Lord: wherefore he slew him. |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by bawomolo(m): 5:50pm On Mar 27, 2008 |
Who may offer sacrifices to God? Only Levites before the tabernacle. Numbers 18:6-8 And I, behold, I have taken your brethren the Levites from among the children of Israel: to you they are given as a gift for the LORD, to do the service of the tabernacle of the congregation. Therefore thou and thy sons with thee shall keep your priest's office for everything of the altar, and within the vail; and ye shall serve: I have given your priest's office unto you as a service of gift: and the stranger that cometh nigh shall be put to death. And the LORD spake unto Aaron, Behold, I also have given thee the charge of mine heave offerings of all the hallowed things of the children of Israel; unto thee have I given them by reason of the anointing, and to thy sons, by an ordinance for ever. Non-Levites may offer sacrifices away from the tabernacle. 1 Samuel 7:7-9 And when the Philistines heard that the children of Israel were gathered together to Mizpeh, the lords of the Philistines went up against Israel. And when the children of Israel heard it, they were afraid of the Philistines.And the children of Israel said to Samuel, Cease not to cry unto the LORD our God for us, that he will save us out of the hand of the Philistines. And Samuel took a sucking lamb, and offered it for a burnt offering wholly unto the LORD: and Samuel cried unto the LORD for Israel; and the LORD heard him. What did the sign over Jesus' head say? Mk.15:26 And the superscription of his accusation was written over, THE KING OF THE JEWS. Jn.19:19 And Pilate wrote a title, and put it on the cross. And the writing was JESUS OF NAZARETH THE KING OF THE JEWS. |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by bawomolo(m): 8:46pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
What were the last words of Jesus? Matthew 27:46 And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani? that is to say, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me? John 19:30 When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, It is finished: and he bowed his head, and gave up the ghost. Luke 23:46 And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit: and having said thus, he gave up the ghost. Will everyone see the majesty of God? Isaiah 40:5 And the glory of the Lord shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together. Isaiah 26:10 The wicked , will not behold the majesty of the Lord. |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by blkmum700: 1:06am On Mar 30, 2008 |
damn it @4him and orthers why are you all runing from this guy post, am losing my patient,Please you guys should prove this guy wroung for his post because i went through everything in the bible and the guy seem to be right,i dont like this guy talking about my religion like that,please someone should answer him for all his post,if no one can answer him then i think everyone of you should join me at africa shrine for a smoke because i have never believe in the bible my self because of this contradition and this guy is making thing wost for me now.did someone change the bible that make it so contraditing?lol I think Fela is right for saying we should not follow book all those white people are just deceving us,why cant we go back to our traditional way of religion.IFA Note, My brother Make u no follow Book ooo look am and go your Way |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by TheSly: 1:24am On Mar 30, 2008 |
Are You silly ?i think u lack manners,please stop postingWhat a question? who is the silly one here?? looking at ur UserId. . i thought it was ''Bunkum''. . . Is he using your hand to post? Why can't y'all just mind ur own bizznizz and move on if u got nothing to contribute to the topic?? Is that so hard? must u spew on err thread? pfffffffffffffffffssss! |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by bawomolo(m): 2:28am On Mar 31, 2008 |
I think Fela is right for saying we should not follow book all those white people are just deceving us,why can't we go back to our traditional way of religion.IFA this makes no sense. most africans weren't ifa worshipppers. anyway i would continue my series lata |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by rasidi(m): 9:22am On Mar 31, 2008 |
rasidi, i like it, but as somebody has pointed out, there are lots more, so keep posting more. |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by bluesky4(f): 1:11pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
blkmum700: 1) he is just taking the bible verses out of context 2) when different people are describing what they are witnessing, one will include details the other wouldnt, and it would be described differently, afterall they are not the same people 3) the bible was not written in english, and the some words in greek, hebrew etc have different meanings, these are translation errors 4) the 4 gospels, mark luke john mathew, were written AFTER jesus had ascended, so they are writing from memory. they did not write everything jesus did, that is impossible, they wrote wat they felt was importnant, hence one gospel would say something that the other wouldnt. |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by bawomolo(m): 2:38pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
3) the bible was not written in english, and the some words in greek, hebrew etc have different meanings, these are translation errors why don't we all learn greek then or someone fix the damn errors. 2) when different people are describing what they are witnessing, one will include details the other wouldnt, and it would be described differently, afterall they are not the same people so which account is more accurate, matthew, mark, luke or johns??
why should man decide what is important. shouldn't that be god's work. |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by simmy(m): 4:04pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
bawomolo: Y should bawomolo seek out all the 'contradictions' in the bible. isnt that the devil 's work? the same way uve been inspired to your job, these men where inspired by God to do their job |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by bawomolo(m): 4:32pm On Mar 31, 2008 |
Y should bawomolo seek out all the 'contradictions' in the bible. isnt that the devil 's work? the same way uve been inspired to your job, these men where inspired by God to do their job so how do u know it's the devils work. In whose name is baptism to be performed? Matthew 28:19 Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost. Acts 2:38 Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ. |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by bawomolo(m): 5:17pm On Apr 01, 2008 |
Does God consider jealousy bad or not?? Galatians 5: 19-21 19The acts of the sinful nature are obvious: sexual immorality, impurity and debauchery; 20idolatry and witchcraft; hatred, discord, jealousy, fits of rage, selfish ambition, dissensions, factions 21and envy; drunkenness, orgies, and the like. I warn you, as I did before, that those who live like this will not inherit the kingdom of God. Exodus 34:14 14 Don't worship any other god, because I, the Lord, the Jealous One, am a jealous God. Was Jesus scared of death?? Luke 12: 4-5 4 "I tell you, my friends, don't be afraid of people who can kill the body but after that can do nothing more to hurt you. 5 I will show you the one to fear. Fear the one who has the power to kill you and also to throw you into hell. Yes, this is the one you should fear. John 7:1 1 After this, Jesus traveled around Galilee. He did not want to travel in Judea, because some evil people there wanted to kill him. |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by bawomolo(m): 4:38pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
Was Jonah swallowed by a fish or a whale? Jonah 1:17 Now the Lord had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah. Matthew 12:40 For as Jonah was three days and three nights in the whale's belly. |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by PastorAIO: 5:09pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
Mr Bamowolo, I am new here and feel that I've been missing a lot, but above everything there is one issue that I'm very curious to find out about. In the 7 days after 15 feb this year did anything particularly calamitous happen to you. I found the curse on you very intriguing. I'd laugh, but then one never knows, your cojones might have grown to the size of footballs and your mouth migrated to the side of your face while your nose is ascended to the occiput of your head. I hope you are alright so that I can really have a good laugh. |
Re: The Daily Contradictions Of The Bible Thread. by bawomolo(m): 3:17pm On Apr 03, 2008 |
i'm alive and well |
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