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| 911 by belloti(m): 1:04pm On Apr 24, 2006 |
A couple of hunters in Ekiti are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead." , There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?" |
| Re: 911 by Z4M4eva(f): 1:15pm On Apr 24, 2006 |
l.o.l  |
| Re: 911 by kajad(m): 3:01pm On Apr 24, 2006 |
 Anyone from ekiti state here? You g o nna get it |
| Re: 911 by doshbass(m): 3:30pm On Apr 24, 2006 |
What a dumb Ekiti man, im surprised he didnt call operator to ask for 911's number |
| Re: 911 by diva11(f): 9:15pm On Apr 25, 2006 |
 , funny! |
| Re: 911 by beyunce(f): 10:16pm On Apr 25, 2006 |
totally not |
| Re: 911 by jayemkay(f): 10:22pm On Apr 25, 2006 |
hahaha! |
| Re: 911 by jksilver(f): 7:21pm On May 24, 2006 |
poor ekiti man |
| Re: 911 by eveseh(f): 9:00pm On May 24, 2006 |
ahaaahahahah,lol lol
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| Re: 911 by spikelord(m): 1:18am On May 25, 2006 |
So he finished up the job! |
| Re: 911 by belloti(m): 10:18am On May 26, 2006 |
we are still waiting for an Ekiti man to shade more light to our story |
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