A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a
sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun
and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to go, the bartender
shouts, "Hey, Where are you going? You just shot
my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey man,
I'm a Panda! Look it up!"

The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the
following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling
marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by
distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and
leaves."

I'm begining to build confidence on ur jokes. Well done man. Nice joke

Nice, very nice.