A panda is walking down the street when he bumps into a prostitute.
'Fancy a quickie?' asks the woman.
'Why not,' says the panda. So they go to the prostitute's flat and have
great sex. When it's all over, the panda get up to leave. The woman stop him.
'Where do you think you're going?' she asks.
'Home,' says the panda.
'But I want paying,' says the woman.
'Why?' asks the panda.
'Because I'm a prostitute,' says the woman. The panda confused by this.
'What's a prostitute?' he asks.
The woman throws him a dictionary.
The panda looks up 'prostitute' and sees the definition,
'a woman who performs sexual favours in return for money.'
The panda throws the dictionary back to the woman as he walks out of the door,
telling her to look up the definition of 'panda'.
She does. It reads, 'Panda - eats shoots and leaves.'
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