Odunnu:

Eeei! Igbu gò the boy! Choi,choi,choi! Nke a tòòrom ochi nke ukwu u(mkpi awusa indeed).
Ha ejiri anya ahu nwanyi mara mma.
Any way, kam hapuru gi DK maka na achoburu m e consider ya. Kam choro nwoke ozo.
Kedi onye e ga a recommend nimme Sagamite, Tkb, Elrazur na Jaybee? (lol) Ha niile etinyego akwukwo na echezi 'shortlisting' na 'interview'

Dayo bu ike okuko 
Biko ike Nwa Shagamu ahu a dighim.bobo ahu di nkwado ogu 24/7,O naghi aria ahu,o tue gi aha  . . ."r3tard na m0r0n" 
Kama udi mmadu ya na erubere nwanyi isi.uwa bu gamble,obi ka gi try and see.
N'obi kem Tkb na onu Razor kacha nma.
Jaybee,lol,ekwekwala ka nwanyi onye ocha ona na di acho di ahu no na romance sec. nweta gi.O ga adobi gi abuo maka Jaybee.

Ify, í gbu go m na ochi! Choi, í na akoro m akuko na ato m ka sugar. Nneoma, í di too much!
Sagamite na enye m nsopuru, mu na ya abuo luo di na nwunye, onweghi nwoke ozo ga acho m okwu na obodo NL.
Tkb na Elrazur bu na ni ball di ha mma. Jaybee na nwanyi Akata ahu? Ò ma n menata! Karia ogaeme, ka'ayi dorie akwa -lol

lmao
Nwa Shagamu a dighi kwa ka onye ga aluchitere nwanyi ogu,udi mmadu ya sef ga akwanye gi na ogu jiri nwanyo miri isi ya.
O buru na Ichoghi Tokumbo na enu Razor,nwe obere ndidi,Ujujoan rahu ura ka m zupitere gi Omo Ibo na aka ya,I chokwara Omo Ibo ?
Tupu anyi a gawa far,I makwa agba okoso na elu akwa I makwa asu akpu na i si ofe?
. . . .

Oburu na Uju na Omo-Ibo di na nma, biko ya bu nwoke burum anu ajuru aju! Uju bu ezigbo nwanyi.Wont take her man from her.
Kedi ka isi fu Debosky, Doyin13 na Eldee?
Lol, we've turned ths thread to a gossip arena- too bad if the language is alien to you

Hahaha. . . ebe a wuzi eke onuwa,asiri joint.Onye iwe were ya were isi ya kuwa okwute/nkume.
Uju na Omo ibo na akwado ime enyi since 1800 ,amaghi m ihe ji nkita onwu 
Biko Doyin ji nwanyi,misus Doyin so na ndi isi NLD,i mee piam,o ban-ua I.P mu na gi from nld forever 
Eldee wukwa akwuna.O kwugo times without number na o nweghi ike ino with otu nwanyi nani,O di gi ka i nwere ike i gbanwe ya?
Deboskiiiiiiiiiii,a likeri m akpa ya na bank account dat boi  A nuru m na o na aru na British Petroleum .Infact a choro m i muru ya nwa nwanyi o ga alu,wepu anya gi dia.hoha.
Uche gi adighi na Corky Joe ? 

Doyin ò na eji nwanyi o ka na achughari m? Kai! É na ekwu na nwanyi Doyin bu oke nwanyi Magareth tacha? Ike ogu nwoke adighi m.
Hmm, nke bu Eldee bu omaricha nwoke ma n'eziokwu ihe nkea e gwara m emebiala obi m na ebe ono -lol.
Hmm, debosky! O na dim ka obu mu soro ya tupu o kote nwanyi ozo!

Doyin ò na eji nwanyi o ka na achughari m? Kai! É na ekwu na nwanyi Doyin bu oke nwanyi Magareth tacha? Ike ogu nwoke adighi m.
Hmm, nke bu Eldee bu omaricha nwoke ma n'eziokwu ihe nkea e gwara m emebiala obi m na ebe ono -lol.
Hmm, debosky! O na dim ka obu mu soro ya tupu o kote nwanyi ozo!
Mr Cork bu onye egwuregwu ma buru kwa di googles.

Nwunye Doyin ka Maggie Tacha n'ike okpukpu na ike(Otele).O bu ezigbo nwada and enyi ha abuo na aga nke oma,withstood the test of time therefore . . .make dem carry go.
Ehen,e chetaram mmadu abuo ugbua;4Play and Davidylan
4play na a-like ndi obi ha gbagotere,manchester till he dies
Davidylan,nwanne m i ga ebu bible na isi,di ocha plus a whole lot of ndidi.
LOL,Odunnu . . . achigbu gom onwe m na ochi,make i no come enter pre-matue labour.

ke maka gi nwanem onyekem ndoro doro chi.

denzel2009:

ke maka gi nwanem onyekem ndoro doro chi.

Ebe kwanu ka isi daputa?Biko puoro mu na Odunnu na uzo ka i di interested na Odunnu?

ifyalways:

Ebe kwanu ka isi daputa?Biko puoro mu na Odunnu na uzo ka i di interested na Odunnu?

Bi ko nu onfemanu izu ma mere

Ke di onye bukwa Denzel nkea? Ebe ka osi daputa? Nne, obu asusu anyi ka ó na asu? Tapia ru m ihe ó na ako biko.
4play bukwa onye?a maghi m ya.
Dafidi bu oke madu, ike nwoke ahu adighim

ifyalways:

Hahaha. . . ebe a wuzi eke onuwa,asiri joint.Onye iwe were ya were isi ya kuwa okwute/nkume.
Uju na Omo ibo na akwado ime enyi since 1800 ,amaghi m ihe ji nkita onwu 
Biko Doyin ji nwanyi,misus Doyin so na ndi isi NLD,i mee piam,o ban-ua I.P mu na gi from nld forever 
Eldee wukwa akwuna.O kwugo times without number na o nweghi ike ino with otu nwanyi nani,O di gi ka i nwere ike i gbanwe ya?
Deboskiiiiiiiiiii,a likeri m akpa ya na bank account dat boi  A nuru m na o na aru na British Petroleum .Infact a choro m i muru ya nwa nwanyi o ga alu,wepu anya gi dia.hoha.
Uche gi adighi na Corky Joe ? 

ROTFLMAO     

Bia umu nwanyi a (Ify na Odunnu)  . . okwa ori ka unu no n' ako ebe a? Ka umu nwoke a nweta kwa unu!

Ify odikwa ka e bu expert na umu nwoke no na NLD. Ne go du ka isi a tusa fa na otu na otu!   

Lol!
Uju biko ana m acho nwoke. Gwam eziokwu, í ka choro Omo-ibo?

lol

Nwa nne'm nwanyi biko gaa na iru. Obu ru na ichoro ya, ekwela ka'm nno chiere gi n'uzo!

Mana akpo kwa na'm afa ma Timi jide gi oh!

Bia Uju, onye bukwa Timi? I bukwa amosu nwanyi Uju.

Bia Uju, onye bukwa Timi? I bukwa amosu nwanyi Uju.

É ma na abu'm onye orí

ò na akwukwo í na edobe na NLD a ka'm si fu afa di gi!

Arinze Chukwu ooo, ò ife anyi na ayo chineke ka ome zuoro anyi!

ehen since imara go na'm na gu ya , ka'm juo gi . . . kee ka mummy gi mere

Chei Uju! É gbu go m! Jaybee sokwa na enyo akwukwo m ahu. Chei!
Nsogbu adiro, onwero ajo ndu m na ebi and i'm always open.
Mommie m kwu chim, aru di ya. Onye aru na adiro bu Mama, ya MIL m. She's also just been diagnosed of liver failure. Anyi no n'ekpere,hoping she'l be fine soon.
Thnx for asking,hope you'l join in praying for her too

Kedu Ify be'anyi?
Otete be ura tata?

hehehehheehe
Oya make una translate kedu kedu kedu

Odunnu:

Chei Uju! É gbu go m! Jaybee sokwa na enyo akwukwo m ahu. Chei!
Nsogbu adiro, onwero ajo ndu m na ebi and i'm always open.
Mommie m kwu chim, aru di ya. Onye aru na adiro bu Mama, ya MIL m. She's also just been diagnosed of liver failure. Anyi no n'ekpere,hoping she'l be fine soon.
Thnx for asking,hope you'l join in praying for her too

Okay . . na wa oh . . liver failure abu ro kwa obele ife!

Mana Chineke bu eze . . oga adi ya nmma na aha Jesus!

Odunnu:

Kedu Ify be'anyi?
Otete be ura tata?

adi ru'm sure . . . oteta, oga bia za present ebe a!

Okies ujujuan please do me the honour and help inteprete utterances relating to jay bee
How u been though suga?
been a while
u just fashied ur broda ehn

adi nwoku oche mara mma,cenepa se kinni, o mma cenepa panadol.

jay bee:

Okies ujujuan please do me the honour and help inteprete utterances relating to jay bee
How u been though suga?
been a while
u just fashied your broda ehn

JB honey don't mind us jare! We are just analysing how cool you are . . . nothing much!

You no say i no fashi you na . . .

we need a serious catch up hun

I know hon

Ujujoan:

Okay . .  na wa oh . .  liver failure abu ro kwa obele ife!

Mana Chineke bu eze . .  oga adi ya nmma na aha Jesus!

adi ru'm sure  . . .  oteta, oga bia za present ebe a!    

I hope so.

jay bee:

hehehehheehe
Oya make una translate kedu kedu kedu

how much you go pay for the translation?

Odunnu:

Kedu Ify be'anyi?
Otete be ura tata?

Ano m ya.
Ime na eme m ntakiri ntakiri,o dighi atom ochi at all.

odunnu obu Tokumbo na azazi Timi   I ga emewakwa boiz obi,Dayo esp a gaghi e ditekwa ya,o ga akwu udo.
Nke a Jaybee biara ebe a,na oge na adighi anya,shadow ya,nwanyi akata ga ebute onwe ya ebe,O nwakwanu anwa bia koo rubbish ebe a nkita ga anara ya okpa!

Ujujoan:

lol      

Nwa nne'm nwanyi biko gaa na iru. Obu ru na ichoro ya, ekwela ka'm nno chiere gi n'uzo!    

Mana akpo kwa na'm afa ma Timi jide gi oh!      

Haaa.After mbo nile m gbara,after all the prayer and fasting I choro I hapu Omo Ibo?
Uju kwuo eziokwu,o na o meghi gi impress na elu akwa?
Odunnu,congratulobiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia      

Biko, onye akwukwana udo maka Odunnu!
Timi aburokwa Tkb. Tkb bu enyim na obodo NL ma Timi aburo onye obodo NL.
Amaro m ka Jaybee si dabata ebea.
Ify, i di ime? Chukwu na ra otuto. Obu nwa mbu gi? Chei, biko were ya na nwayo, chukwu ga emezu nkwaya n'ebe i no- amen.
Maka omo -Ibo, Uju, zaaa ajuju Ify juru gi biko

ifyalways:

Ano m ya.
Ime na eme m ntakiri ntakiri,o dighi atom ochi at all.

odunnu obu Tokumbo na azazi Timi   I ga emewakwa boiz obi,Dayo esp a gaghi e ditekwa ya,o ga akwu udo.
Nke a Jaybee biara ebe a,na oge na adighi anya,shadow ya,nwanyi akata ga ebute onwe ya ebe,O nwakwanu anwa bia koo rubbish ebe a nkita ga anara ya okpa!

E wooooo . ,  nne ndo oo? Oga adi si mma!    

Haaa.After mbo nile m gbara,after all the prayer and fasting I choro I hapu Omo Ibo?
Uju kwuo eziokwu,o na o meghi gi [b]impress na elu akwa[/b]?
Odunnu,congratulobiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia      

ROTFLMAO    

Ify tufiaka gi! ne go du odi ife e na ekwu?    

Adi'm a hapu ya oh maka na onwe ro oge anyi ji na eme enyi before!    

lol
Odunnu,ime nke abuo,nwa nke ato.O nwere ike i bu last one sef  
M ga amu very soon,echi ma o bu nwanne echi.
Timi,Onye Ijaw ma o bu Okirika?Ndi ahu ma eleta nwanyi anya nke oma.
Dayo bu akwuna na ike okukuo,na ezi okwu o gaghi akwu udo n'ihi na akwuna e nweghi customer or base.