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3 Women by Odeku(m): 9:22pm On Apr 25, 2006 |
THREE WOMEN, A GERMAN, A JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY, THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER", SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM". A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMEN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT ! WAS MY MOBILEPHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT, I'M GETTIN' A FAX, " |
Re: 3 Women by beyunce(f): 9:31pm On Apr 25, 2006 |
really funny. |
Re: 3 Women by msnewbooty(f): 9:32pm On Apr 25, 2006 |
HA! |
Re: 3 Women by Z4M4eva(f): 8:57am On Apr 26, 2006 |
'Tis Kool. |
Re: 3 Women by spikelord(m): 1:28pm On Apr 26, 2006 |
Haha. That woman should have been a Nigerian |
Re: 3 Women by dondee2(m): 1:29pm On Apr 01, 2008 |
that's cool |
Re: 3 Women by clemcykul(f): 4:27pm On Apr 01, 2008 |
lol ![]() |
Re: 3 Women by neowelsh(m): 4:31pm On Apr 01, 2008 |
men dat fax strong o0o0o ![]() |
Re: 3 Women by kronkykay(m): 6:25pm On Apr 01, 2008 |
posted a week ago read other posts before u post |
Re: 3 Women by tjtj1(m): 5:29pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
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Re: 3 Women by TOYOSI20(f): 9:27pm On Apr 03, 2008 |
LMAO. . , . . . . ![]() |
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