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Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by dani1luv: 4:02pm On Oct 12, 2008 |
Gabby tells her husband (Ituen), "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart” Ituen exclamatd . Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, Ituen is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, Gabby giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on Iteun side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, Ituen reaches for his cigarettes but Gabby, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives Iteun a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" Iteun rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. Gabby nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY! |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by dani1luv: 5:00pm On Oct 12, 2008 |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by ituen(m): 10:03pm On Oct 12, 2008 |
Well, all i need is to increase my libido. Gabby has no problem with that |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by showbobo(m): 11:35pm On Oct 12, 2008 |
porn. . . . . na wa with this Gabry and Ituen swagger |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by ituen(m): 8:03am On Oct 13, 2008 |
I UNderstand ur fustration, showbobo |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by Scopium: 9:36am On Oct 13, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Na pass I dey pass[/size] |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by showbobo(m): 9:56am On Oct 13, 2008 |
ituen:This aint frustration. . . . . . Its affliction |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by clemcykul(f): 10:19am On Oct 13, 2008 |
i tot as much. those things don afflict ur life again |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by dani1luv: 4:31pm On Oct 13, 2008 |
. |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by Emperoh(m): 4:54pm On Oct 13, 2008 |
Ituen, they said you limped like a newly born foal? Is it true? |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by dreday(m): 5:17pm On Oct 13, 2008 |
Ituen.You be Michael Scofield?This one wey u do prisonbreak 1,2 & 3 |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by showbobo(m): 5:40pm On Oct 13, 2008 |
clemcykul:and Yours too honey. . . . . |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by CrazyMan(m): 5:46pm On Oct 13, 2008 |
Not bad am sure Ituen would be pleased |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by dreday(m): 6:25pm On Oct 13, 2008 |
@ crazykid ituen will be pleased that he cannot stay in prison?Hell no. Meanwhile,where's gabry? |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by dani1luv: 7:34pm On Oct 13, 2008 |
she dun go TOILET do Bl*WjOb |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by ituen(m): 3:56am On Oct 14, 2008 |
Gabby is ok she's just cleaning up |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by Gabry(f): 3:46pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by dreday(m): 1:31am On Oct 17, 2008 |
she's back alright |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by Gabry(f): 1:40am On Oct 17, 2008 |
Blablabla is not in my dictionary for the moment so I no fit be in this story. Dani dear, kindly change the name to Jazzy or Clems. It fits well with their character sha. |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by dreday(m): 1:45am On Oct 17, 2008 |
So,jazzy and clem are the queens of bla bla bla? |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by Gabry(f): 1:46am On Oct 17, 2008 |
yes, confirmed |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by clemcykul(f): 10:44am On Oct 17, 2008 |
*peeps and exits silently* |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by dani1luv: 2:24pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
lie |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by saucekid(m): 2:40pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
chai see porny oooo |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by dani1luv: 2:46pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
yhu wan lie say yhu nevr do am b4 |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by saucekid(m): 2:50pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
i never do am abi u want make i do am |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by dani1luv: 2:53pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
nor wahala. wit whom yhu wan do am wit she gaby |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by saucekid(m): 3:01pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
why u wan know? so dat u go fit do amebo abi? |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by dani1luv: 3:04pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
me nor dey gbelo n gbebo o o o |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by saucekid(m): 3:10pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
i don hear you |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by dani1luv: 3:11pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
i hia yhu 2 |
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by Gabry(f): 4:02pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
Dani, u are too much ohhh |
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