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Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by dani1luv: 4:02pm On Oct 12, 2008
Gabby tells her husband (Ituen), "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart” Ituen exclamatd . Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, Ituen is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, Gabby giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on Iteun side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, Ituen reaches for his cigarettes but
Gabby, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives Iteun a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

Iteun rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

Gabby nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by dani1luv: 5:00pm On Oct 12, 2008
cool
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by ituen(m): 10:03pm On Oct 12, 2008
Well, all i need is to increase my libido.

Gabby has no problem with that
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by showbobo(m): 11:35pm On Oct 12, 2008
porn. . . . . na wa with this Gabry and Ituen swagger
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by ituen(m): 8:03am On Oct 13, 2008
I UNderstand ur fustration, showbobo
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by Scopium: 9:36am On Oct 13, 2008
[size=13pt]Na pass I dey pass[/size]
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by showbobo(m): 9:56am On Oct 13, 2008
ituen:

I UNderstand ur fustration, showbobo


This aint frustration. . . . . . Its affliction
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by clemcykul(f): 10:19am On Oct 13, 2008
i tot as much.

those things don afflict ur life again
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by dani1luv: 4:31pm On Oct 13, 2008
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Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by Emperoh(m): 4:54pm On Oct 13, 2008
Ituen, they said you limped like a newly born foal?

Is it true?
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by dreday(m): 5:17pm On Oct 13, 2008
Ituen.You be Michael Scofield?This one wey u do prisonbreak 1,2 & 3
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by showbobo(m): 5:40pm On Oct 13, 2008
clemcykul:

i tot as much.

those things don afflict ur life again
and Yours too honey. . . . . lipsrsealed undecided
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by CrazyMan(m): 5:46pm On Oct 13, 2008
Not bad am sure Ituen would be pleased
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by dreday(m): 6:25pm On Oct 13, 2008
@ crazykid
ituen will be pleased that he cannot stay in prison?Hell no.
Meanwhile,where's gabry?
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by dani1luv: 7:34pm On Oct 13, 2008
she dun go TOILET do Bl*WjOb
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by ituen(m): 3:56am On Oct 14, 2008
Gabby is ok

she's just cleaning up
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by Gabry(f): 3:46pm On Oct 16, 2008
shocked shocked shocked lipsrsealed
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by dreday(m): 1:31am On Oct 17, 2008
she's back alright
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by Gabry(f): 1:40am On Oct 17, 2008
Blablabla is not in my dictionary for the moment so I no fit be in this story. Dani dear, kindly change the name to Jazzy or Clems. It fits well with their character sha. cool
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by dreday(m): 1:45am On Oct 17, 2008
So,jazzy and clem are the queens of bla bla bla?
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by Gabry(f): 1:46am On Oct 17, 2008
yes, confirmed cool
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by clemcykul(f): 10:44am On Oct 17, 2008
*peeps and exits silently*
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by dani1luv: 2:24pm On Oct 17, 2008
lie lipsrsealed tongue
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by saucekid(m): 2:40pm On Oct 17, 2008
chai
see porny oooo shocked
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by dani1luv: 2:46pm On Oct 17, 2008
yhu wan lie say yhu nevr do am b4 grin
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by saucekid(m): 2:50pm On Oct 17, 2008
i never do am grin

abi u want make i do am
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by dani1luv: 2:53pm On Oct 17, 2008
nor wahala. wit whom yhu wan do am wit she gaby grin
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by saucekid(m): 3:01pm On Oct 17, 2008
why u wan know?
so dat u go fit do amebo abi?
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by dani1luv: 3:04pm On Oct 17, 2008
me nor dey gbelo n gbebo o o o grin
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by saucekid(m): 3:10pm On Oct 17, 2008
i don hear you
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by dani1luv: 3:11pm On Oct 17, 2008
i hia yhu 2 cheesy
Re: Gabrywyl Tells Her Husband (ituen) by Gabry(f): 4:02pm On Oct 17, 2008
Dani, u are too much ohhh sad

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