its true. Things are really dull around here these days.


Your Signature dey make me laff.

Ok my man. Take Care. Signing out !!

abussyaya:

there is a difference between an adjective and a noun.

You really want us to start grammar lessons here? Mr "intelligence", here you go!

how intelligent are you? judging by the state of grammar; i know your IQ will be very low.
maybe the girls were repelled by your "intelligence".

ADVICE; go for English language tutorials [you will need it very much], and the next time u want to talk to an intelligent lady, pls use a strong mouthwash

@ poster
na true you talk
most girls nowadays dont have anything "upstairs"
all they do is just try and manage to speak english
but tell them make them write am for sentence
that one na serious JAMB exam.
na to dey pose dey blow fake fonetics dem sabi.
all dem sabi na "whatever", "duh" and "talk to the hand"
fake things

bennygee:

@ poster
na true you talk
most girls nowadays don't have anything "upstairs"
all they do is just try and manage to speak english
but tell them make them write am for sentence
that one na serious JAMB exam.
na to dey pose dey blow fake fonetics them sabi.
all them sabi na "whatever", "duh" and "talk to the hand"
fake things

What kind of girls do you meet? I haven't heard the phrase "talk to the hand" in like 6 years.
For the girls that don't have anything upstairs - how is it that they're able to outwit most guys nowadays?
As for the english part - I reserve my comment.

^ Idiot has been watching too many Tyler Perry movies

who the hell says "talk to the hand"? Ode.

Dear Poster,
I would not normally comment on such topics, but your post has so shocked me that I feel it a duty to say a few things.

Intelligence does not advertise itself, especially not the way you have gone about displaying your own version of it here. If I may ask, by what do you measure your "superior" intelligence? Most definitely, not by the quality of your written (and I suspect, spoken) communication. Except, of course, intelligence has been given a different definition.

I completed my primary, secondary and first degree levels of education in Nigeria and I know that I saw a lot of intelligent Nigerian ladies in all that time. So, if for two years, you are still not able to find your "ideally intelligent" woman, you must be looking in the wrong places, or you must have an enormously bloated sense of your own intelligence, assuming that's what you have in the first place.

And if you are indeed truly intelligent, remember that intelligent women don't necessarily go for intelligent men; especially not the ones that announce themselves. They go for someone who will love, protect and cherish them as humans, not intelligent objects.

So, my advice is that you reappraise yourself and the type of things that you consider to constitute intelligence. I am sure that if you are looking for a girl who writes and possibly speaks like you do, then this problem needn't have come up in the first place. They abound everywhere. Else, it will be useful too, if you can describe here on this forum, what makes your ideal intelligent girl or lady. Some lucky girl might just see it and your search is over.

I hope this helps.

Dear Poster,
I would not normally comment on such topics, but your post has so shocked me that I feel it a duty to say a few things.

Intelligence does not advertise itself, especially not the way you have gone about displaying your own version of it here. If I may ask, by what do you measure your "superior" intelligence? Most definitely, not by the quality of your written (and I suspect, spoken) communication. Except, of course, intelligence has been given a different definition.

I completed my primary, secondary and first degree levels of education in Nigeria and I know that I saw a lot of intelligent Nigerian ladies in all that time. So, if for two years, you are still not able to find your "ideally intelligent" woman, you must be looking in the wrong places, or you must have an enormously bloated sense of your own intelligence, assuming that's what you are in the first place.

And if you are indeed truly intelligent, remember that intelligent women don't necessarily go for intelligent men; especially not the ones that announce themselves. They go for someone who will love, protect and cherish them as humans, not intelligent objects.

So, my advice is that you reappraise yourself and the type of things that you consider to constitute intelligence. I am sure that if you are looking for a girl who writes and possibly speaks like you do, then this problem needn't have come up in the first place. They abound everywhere. Else, it will be useful too, if you can describe here on this forum, what makes your ideal intelligent girl or lady. Some lucky girl might just see it and your search is over.

I hope this helps.

Bless you fosugo

Concluding directly from the title of this post, I think the first thing that needs to be done is ascertain ayoappeals IQ. After that, the next step would be to see if there are any girls who match that IQ. In other words, ayo is inferring that he only wants girls who match, as opposed to exceed, his IQ.

If a majority of the girls are above his IQ, then no wonder

where the poster now?

Let him come and tell us if he has met any girl that matches his "Intelligent"

Lord have mercy

let this thread die a sudden death,

the poster doesnt even have the cojones to come back here again.
he has scampered away!!!,

When I was in school, the guy everybody believed to be the best English Student was not even among the best (overall) 10 students in the class. He was known as "Rapper Lee" due to his oratorical nature – half cast, still he could not brag of 100% in any of the English exams.

Meanwhile, nobody can also boast of having 100% in his or her English exams. So, if you cannot boast of 100%, why opening your mouths like fools in this forum and claiming Mr. and Lady Perfect them. I believe the Poster is not as dumb as you guys have painted him and he is even better than most people here. Again, you can’t tell how good he may be in every other field. With his post, I can confidently say that the guy passed his English exams and if he did – nobody has the right to say he doesn’t know English Language. You didn’t get 100% in your English exams, and he too didn’t get 100% but the bottom line is that he passed and a certificate awarded to him. The Certificate is evidence that he knows English Language. Take it or leave it.

All those bashing the Poster are fools, stupid, bunch of unintelligent persons because no intelligent being will mock at any person due to his or her grammar. It is on record that empty vessels make the loudest noise. This is my first time to use abusive languages and I’m out from here.

Foolish kids!

PLC:

When I was in school, the guy everybody believed to be the best English Student was not even among the best (overall) 10 students in the class. He was known as "Rapper Lee" due to his oratorical nature – half cast, still he could not brag of 100% in any of the English exams.

Meanwhile, nobody can also boast of having 100% in his or her English exams. So, if you cannot boast of 100%, why opening your mouths like fools in this forum and claiming Mr. and Lady Perfect them. I believe the Poster is not as dumb as you guys have painted him and he is even better than most people here. Again, you can’t tell how good he may be in every other field. With his post, I can confidently say that the guy passed his English exams and if he did – nobody has the right to say he doesn’t know English Language. You didn’t get 100% in your English exams, and he too didn’t get 100% but the bottom line is that he passed and a certificate awarded to him. The Certificate is evidence that he knows English Language. Take it or leave it.

All those bashing the Poster are fools, stupid, bunch of unintelligent persons because no intelligent being will mock at any person due to his or her grammar. It is on record that empty vessels make the loudest noise. This is my first time to use abusive languages and I’m out from here.

Foolish kids!

Why you run. . .You be Ole. You for wait make dem com use danfo comot you for road.

@ Poster,
If only u had replaced 't' with 'ce'.

When i came in this morning to see some different thread but was surprise to see these same thread still going round. I was expecting it to be dead and buried but guess not.

Now, let me put an end to it. The poster was only saying he needs a lady that can out smart him with his bank account.

That's it! i have said what he wanted to say all since you all find it difficult to decode his post.

Poster, please post your contact on line so that the ladies will get in touch with.

Now this thread is dead. i have killed it. bring in another.

@ Poster

I really feel ur pain, Its not easy at all.
"
How can you meet a girl that matches your "intelligent", when your "intelligent" dosent match her intelligence.

I even doubt that you'll find a girl with the kind of "intelligent" you are looking for on Nairaland.

May I suggest you check all those community secondary schools in your area where they hold adult education classes, I heard they have alot of girls/women with "intelligent" there.

Nama!! You no go cut ur coat make e match ur body, Na intelligent babe you dey find, meanwhile you no get sense.

Word of advice, Brids of a feather flock togerther, meaning oil and water no dey mix, meaning Boy with "intelligent" cannot date a girl with "intelligence".

earthrealm:

let this thread die a sudden death,

the poster doesnt even have the cojones to come back here again.
he has scampered away!!!,

All these is post mortem. Poster has since been harrassed and driven away much earlier by oyb, reloaded and others whose sensibility were offended by the poster's variant of intelligence. I hope he remembered to take his pics in his hurry. If you think he has left Nairaland, you are yoking.

He is going to mutate into a more virulent and malignant self and come after his nemeses one after the other. Isnt this all so familiar on Nairaland?

@ All!
FOFL

Una try ooooo, u don pursue the poor guy comot,intelligent indeed!You attract who you are now,guess thats why he hasnt gotten one.

Pennywise:

All this is post mortem. Poster has since been harrassed and driven away much earlier by oyb, reloaded and others whose sensibility were offended by the poster's variant of intelligence. I hope he remembered to take his pics in his hurry. If you think he has left Nairaland, you are yoking.

He is going to mutate into a more virulent and malignant self and come after his nemeses one after the other. Isnt this all so familiar on Nairaland?

lol

talk2sulta:

lol

lol. Am so dumb. What is that.

Talktosulta, You have been officially mandated to identify, report and publish all those with multiple IDs on Nairaland.

@ Rebellious,

What do you expect when a girl gives herself such an horrible name when we have good names like sugalips, lolly, ify. I know you must definitely be an husband beater and I'm reporting you to Oga Seun to ban you from this forum.

Ok, PLC the great defender is back.  I know many people here are as dumb as …. -  please fill the vacuum.  The Poster’s ID shows he is a Yoruba guy “ayoappeal”   but PLC is an IGBO Guy hustling in Sweden and Naija.  So, I can’t hit him hard simply (because) a few guys here that cannot even boast of good grades at the Higher Institution are opening their yeye mouths unnecessarily.

Abum nwafo IGBO.  Ihem nji kpo ebaa asi bu makana otutu mada nno n’ ebaa adighi eji uche fa nekwu okwu.  Ha na ekwu makana ndi ozo na ekwu.

So, get lost, ok?   It’s a pity that the Poster has been scared away by some guys that cannot even withstand him.  Just a pity!

@ Ayoappeal: Interesting thread you've raised here.

Just took a look at you profile. Your picture, erm, ehem hmm. Not sure what to say really.

At poster,
Fining the right person means going to the right places,just dont be in hurry, have a positive charged of mind about ladies and try to be in the right glass of people you think you. i'm sure you would come accross her someday because you are everything,everywhere you are and meeting the right person,She must surely come from where you are - Goodluck,

Hmmm Mr. Poster, they say opposites attract. May be you should abandon your search for an intelligent babe and just look for the opposite. Someone who will appreciate your superior grey matter etc. etc. Furthermore she will not notice any of your grammatical errors. Please notify us when you hook up. I would like to send you his and hers bullet proof jackets. Much Love.

Guy I bet u, u ve pinch ladies here n dont expect dem to respond friendly to ur post.

Anyway, pls remain urself n keep on searching with time u will find her.
Pls don't be discourage, keep seaching, !

Gudluck

Men, You Just Dey Waste Words, You Can Have Your 'Pick' Of Intelligent Babes, Chicks and, Akata, Just Use Google Search, It's a Click AWAY![i][/i]

Pennywise:

All these is post mortem. Poster has since been harrassed and driven away much earlier by oyb, reloaded and others whose sensibility were offended by the poster's variant of intelligence. I

Warrin I do?

Oga which side you de.  Intelligence no de reign again Na bobby.  Abi you wan play " who wants to be a millionare". Hope you are not just using this forum to look for body parts.  Big Head etc etc.

Everybody run Mr. Poster is really Clifford Orji in disguise.

PurestBoy:

@ Rebellious,

What do you expect when a girl gives herself such an horrible name when we have good names like sugalips, lolly, ify. I know you must definitely be an husband beater and I'm reporting you to Oga Seun to ban you from this forum.

suga_lips and I are one and the same. Only difference is she was banned but I am not. And, I didn't expect you to think of any other thing but to report me to Seun your master. . .in the end, no matter how hard you try, you still ain't gon be admin.