fuckyouhard:
..'ol fool yappin! am glad many people have seen how manipulative u can be. and callin me an illiterate only makes u sillier than u are........ u fail to judge urself on ur mack or d/nail son puns but ur here barkin over two knees which sounds better than most of ur wordies...shame on u, fagg! go to fb and see if they won't cremate u. u can't! all u do is sit here and do ur politics.



and see where the whole truth lies...

We will sell our shadow to those who stand within it .....in other words u'd give ur deeck to any fagg who's willin to suck it..........i won't! sorry to disappoint

coogar:

this is just pedantry. if you had deducted 6 points from silly kin, i wouldn't have said a word but 2 knees/ten tackles?? i need to speak to your english teacher.

Ibime:



Twice in one bar is a foul.

Two knees is not Tunis.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuUcA2hn5Yo


And besides, I did not deduct points for 'silly kin' or 'kin dumb' cos they were build-ups and not material to the punch he landed. That's only fair, so as not to kill the emcees' morale, so I only concentrated on the wordplays they used to punch.

3 points deducted for both Mikuz and Elymax, I don't see the palaver. . . . except the illiterate FYH crying foul.


I only singled both emcees wordplay for an indepth critique cos it's time to make an example of the proliferation of reaches we are seeing recently. It's nothing personal to both emcees.

Darkrebel:
fuckyouhard to be honest bro...I don't really think following Sauron/cooger is a good idea


the dude is a snitch bbitch..a pathetic biter and politician...he would rather give credit to warrriblood than geoxpress .....

I don't think you should ...

and besides ..Philistines/ fill his teens is correct and good for a wordplay...

but Nail son / nelson isn't that good...

ibime also...I think tentacles/ ten tackles can be overlooked and forgiven ...its still okay..compared to team mar ya and corny wordplays that mik did...

fuckyouhard:
ur a fool to the core! a criminal and a politician too!! u remember to google and post links for pronunciation each time ur beetch gets forked..........shame on u! does the ante in up the ante sound like aunty?? but u played it here and got hailed....what about ma lack eye? ....another foolish wordplay from the so called king of puns! g hos are fat...no matter how much effort u put it's still forced! and here u are now sweatin over the two knees and ten tackles pun which even makes sense, as it's comin from the football angle....u even had to google! the same shameless u who overlooked ely man pun geoxpress did! it's really a shame.......

Ibime:


I have told you illiterate, it's best you keep quiet when learned people are talking. Today alone, you've shown us you don't know how to pronounce 'tomb', 'philistines' and 'auntie'. Did you attend Idumota Comprehensive?

The difference between me and you. . . . I know when I'm reaching. . . . whilst you are an illiterate who doesn't know when your wack local wordplays don't connect.

The number of reaches I've done in 6 years on NL equate to the amount of colloquial reaches you spit in one verse alone. . . . illiterate.

fuckyouhard:
..this is what u showed me ... near rhymes! everybody here knows anti and aunty don't sound perfectly the same!

fuckyouhard:
poosie....ur even foolin urself the more!!! ante is a close rhyme to aunty/auntie/shanty etc....meanin it's slanted! but the forkin u won't accept two knees and ten tackles are slanted too, right? check what u showed me again... rhymes and close rhymes ...mr I KNOW IT ALL, so tell us why u didn't go for perfect rhymes? .......u don't have a say on this one and u can't fool me cos am not one of those u feed sperms.... now who's the illiterate? [size=15pt]POOSIE!![/size]

Ibime:


You must be blind as well as an illiterate. . . . can't you see that "Rhymes" is what was chosen there. . . .




Lemme help you with the link. . . .

http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=ante&org1=syl&org2=l&org3=y&typeofrhyme=perfect

Show me that Auntie doesn't falls under "Near rhymes". . . . illiterate. . . .




Whilst your at it, go and show us if "tackles" even comes up in 'Near Rhymes' to "tentacles".

http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=tentacle&typeofrhyme=nry&org1=syl&org2=l&org3=y

kr0ne:
Ibime, abeg u for leave this boy. He's very bitter as u can see and he's still learning. Na just that battle ish still dey pain am for mind.
Fuckyouhard, if na rhymes u wan begin argue with Ibime forget am, he don dey do thing for years. U never reach at all. Stop ranting and learn, son

fuckyouhard:
somethin is very wrong with u! ten tackles is a wordplay..........how do u expect to find it in words that rhyme with tentacles?? it's like searchin for mass occur in massacre. and fork if u believe or not they sound the same! ...ok, scratch that....find us malachi and jehosaphat too...MR KNOW EVERYTHIN

fuckyouhard:
am i supposed to listen to that? ......please mind ur biz

Ibime:


If you like you can quote everything I've ever spit.

Eediot jumping from one argument to another.

You told us "tomb" does not have a silent b. . . .instead of admitting you were wrong. . .

You jumped to "Philistines". . . then. . . .instead of admitting you were wrong. . .

You jumped to "Ante". . . . now, instead of admitting you were wrong. . . . you want to jump to Jehosaphat.


Imagine me explaining a handful of my reaches to an illiterate whose phonetics is wrong in half of every thing he ever spit?

The difference between me and you. . . . I know when I'm reaching. . . . whilst you are an illiterate who doesn't know when your wack local wordplays don't connect.

kr0ne:

No, I'm only begging u to stop being a nuisance in public. Person wey see u here go begin think say u get mind, dem no know say u no fit harm ordinary fly. The same with Limerick, pastor pikin

fuckyouhard:
go fork urself!

kr0ne:

Are u bitter or obsessed? Shii is getting me confused

Darkrebel:


http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatred

fuckyouhard:
fork this list! check this instead. . descending order

6. kim aka mikuz

5. theprekky

4. dbr

3. siddoggg

2. coogar (his unreplied verse against the and his brags got him here)

1. ibime (only a fool wud contest this)

honorable mentions: streetwise (cud have been first buh he died while tryin) dj5naira (for his consistent cipher on ffr) and fuckyouhard (the newest terror on ffr)

iyabodeh:
Hi coogar

fuckyouhard:
and see who's talkin? ....an old politician who can't leave this site and battle in other sites.......twice u3 has crossed boundaries to come here and whoop u but u got ur fagmates to thank cos they backed u same way u back them too....i mean same way u bang them too shameless poof! u don't have time to vote in other battle threads but u have time to play ur old, corny politics in support of ur wife kim car dash yarn pun r.a.pist!

kr0ne:

No, it's bitterness. He was once an Ibime stan

Darkrebel:


shut the ffuck up dude and stop tagging me bbitch ..who cares bout' what you say...am only saying the dude's a filthy biter and you are preaching sermons....dude ffuck out and die miserably

Reyginus:
I am not a big fan of ad hominems. I will have to loose some brain cells to descend that low. Enough said.