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LMAO @ no.9

Pikin wey say him mama nogo sleep himself nogo sleep
.........pikin wey say him mama no go sleep na orphanage fit am

Saw this on Amebo, still funny

Kamsy10:

dry!!! abeg don't spoil the beautiful thread

Dry abi wait o I post wetin I post 4 u? Like say evribody 4 nairaland dey like u I 4 no bother use internet talkmore of viewing Nairaland. Dry 4 ur mind u don comment,go deep ur hand for hot water feel d wetness mtcheeeeew.

spikes C: The last time i bought 1 cup of yellow garri in the market, it was N30 per cup.
I ask why so? Cos i always buy it at d rate of N20 per cup, and 3cups for N50!
so i learnt that the flood disaster that happened in some part of d state affected them....
I'm on my way 2 d market 2 buy 3 cups of garri 4 dis evening! Eba tins on my mind, plus Egusi soup with crayfish,
and those dry small small black mallam cat fish! Anybody who cares for a hand of Eba should go hug transformer,
cos i just finished making my soup, and water 4 Eba dey fire!

Mtcheeew! at least i don talk my own, as long as say Nairaland go dey allow anything make front page, me sef go join put!

lol, can't help but laugh here...seriously?

Furthermore
1. Monkey no fn but em mama lik am
2. If money grows in tree, i wonder hu wmen wl luv most; monkey or man
3. No matter hw unified naija claims, disintegration is in d near future

Crazy facts indeed but true

so i finaly got to the 1st page after 4 years on nairaland thankGOD 2013 IS MY YEAR

If u didn't crack a smile or laugh-at at least one of the items on the list, then u must be a very sad individual!

nice though i hv seen these b4...

This is so funny i forgot to laugh! hmmm....

pikin wey wan follow e papa get bar head,na headache go kil am *fact*

gudmornin palz
hv a nice wk

lol, thats interesting....

Thump up to u modafuka ya piece is so intrestin,congrat

**wink**

abuaoyen: Ur creative

only #12 was created by OP, the rest has been on circulating on BB b/c messages

13. he who laffs last...no undastand the joke quick
14. A patient dog...na hunger go kill am
15. A bird in hand...na beta suya be dat
16. Pickin wey say him mama no go slip...na hospital him go find himself
16. A rolling stone...na person push am
17. What a child sees crawling...an adult cannot see even if he climbs a tall tree

masterpiecer:

only #12 was created by OP, the rest has been on circulating on BB b/c messages

does it matter?

Lwkmd4h no 9 na real fact o,my rummate once had a china fone dis gal come put 4.30am alarm dat morning my whole wing wake up everybody face d babe o, i covered my head wit my pillow yet i cudnt sleep n d worst tin b say d alarm continued. China fone no dey try oooo

Oboy!

I am 24th to click like, next time I'll try to be first. Bleep all these first to comment niggas after all moderator can they ban.

Piece bro...

tha_originator: Oboy!

I am 24th to click like, next time I'll try to be first. Bleep all these first to comment niggas after all moderator can they ban.

Piece bro...

And jesus wept!!!!!
It is well....

12) no matter how may views these get moderator no go take am go front page.[/quote]
thanx to moderator

mafiacent: 1. "Anyone who commits suicide is dead to me"
2. "An Adult sees while sitting what a child won't see on a tree"
3. "Taking Panadol for another person's headache"
www.prisonerofclass.com

do these sound funny even to ur block head?

baby_123: This has got to be the driest...oh lord! I actually got confused! 0p, what is this?

U got confused cos u lack the intellectual capacity to comprehend the joke. If it makes u feel any better though, not everybody is capable of comprehending jokes.

Pastor E.A Adeboye drove from onitsha to ore to lagos without fuel in his tank...na wa oo

samnugba: ..This is indeed a condemnable act and the perpetrators shall be brought to book statement of GEJ each time boko boys attack actually is the andrellaline for more attacks!

13....u are in a wrong thread

Even monkey beauty contest dey get winner.

Say u dey turn 360 for bed no mean say e go marry you.

U get 9A's for WAEC no mean say u knw book for Nigeria o.

@op, 11 got me cracking!!

Were you writing an Essay?

dvdon:
Dry abi wait o I post wetin I post 4 u? Like say evribody 4 nairaland dey like u I 4 no bother use internet talkmore of viewing Nairaland. Dry 4 ur mind u don comment,go deep ur hand for hot water feel d wetness mtcheeeeew.

dry again ....smh