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Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by cimetidine: 3:24pm On Sep 05, 2013
michaeltotti: cimetidine abeg ah no fit laf oo..his taiwo no com oautongue..



NO STAB MA FYNEST OO..I LOVE IM OOOO..WE JUX DEY FYT...

AGOH MISS AM IF HE DIE OOO..NO STAB IM..IDEY MA KNEEL
u just saved a life.
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 3:25pm On Sep 05, 2013
Samtolly4JESUS:

Your problem requires serious attention.

Your Form is 15K!

Its a special deliverance session!
U too dey charge, 15k? Tot u sed it was 5k Yesterday?
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by cimetidine: 3:25pm On Sep 05, 2013
FelcoCom: meaning.....jokes apart nw
nt yet pasted.
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by hackex(m): 3:25pm On Sep 05, 2013
youngPRO: Dont mind me, I have a wild immagination. grin grin grin grin grin.


I KNOW





cool cool
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by cimetidine: 3:25pm On Sep 05, 2013
Fynestboi: sensitive? U must be joking? then who is a comedian btwn us bth?
na u na
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 3:26pm On Sep 05, 2013
youngPRO: U too dey charge, 15k? Tot u sed it was 5k Yesterday?

Her problem Gidi gan!
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 3:26pm On Sep 05, 2013
cimetidine: u just saved a life.
And who are you? A capol?undecided
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Fynestboi: 3:27pm On Sep 05, 2013
Samtolly4JESUS:

Her problem Gidi gan!
problem?
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by FelcoCom: 3:27pm On Sep 05, 2013
cimetidine: nt yet pasted.
ok.... but d list dy adm office
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 3:28pm On Sep 05, 2013
Samtolly4JESUS:

Her problem Gidi gan!
Sha take it easy on the poor girl and less I forget. . .



My own share of the bagainundecided
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nobody: 3:29pm On Sep 05, 2013
Samtolly4JESUS:

Your problem requires serious attention.

Your Form is 15K!

Its a special deliverance session!

Haba, have u forgotten, 'freely youu have received, freely give...?' Or isn't it in the bible?
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 3:30pm On Sep 05, 2013
Fynestboi: problem?
Raaaaaara! Wahala
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 3:30pm On Sep 05, 2013
Chiamaka01:

Haba, have u forgotten, 'freely youu have received, freely give...?' Or isn't it in the bible?

Freely you were taught how to quote!

With money, I'll re teach you.
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nobody: 3:32pm On Sep 05, 2013
cimetidine: u just saved a life.

Haba, guy, u don forget say fynest na our thread president
Na here u supposed to dey flex muscle :/
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 3:33pm On Sep 05, 2013
Chiamaka01:

Haba, have u forgotten, 'freely youu have received, freely give...?' Or isn't it in the bible?
Bia Pastor Mrs, before u start quoting Genesis to Revelation for us, may I quickly remind you that these days salvation depends on the size of ur pocket grin
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by hackex(m): 3:34pm On Sep 05, 2013
Samtolly4JESUS:

Freely you were taught how to quote!

With money, I'll re teach you.


grin grin grin grin
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 3:34pm On Sep 05, 2013
youngPRO:
Bia Pastor Mrs, before u start quoting Genesis to Revelation for us, may I quickly remind you that these days salvation depends on the size of ur pocket grin
abi oo

Salvation is Free;


But you must buy Bible.
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nobody: 3:34pm On Sep 05, 2013
Samtolly4JESUS:

Freely you were taught how to quote!

With money, I'll re teach you.

Okay, take the 15k
k, k, k, k, k,
k, k, k, k, k,
k, k, k, k and k.
What time do i come for the deliverance
wink wink
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 3:35pm On Sep 05, 2013
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Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nobody: 3:37pm On Sep 05, 2013
[quote
author=youngPRO]
Bia Pastor Mrs, before u start quoting Genesis to Revelation for us, may
I quickly remind you that these days salvation depends on the size of
ur pocket grin[/quote]

I have dropped the 15k with samtolly. smiley smiley
So, no wahala.
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 3:37pm On Sep 05, 2013
samtolly, dont tell me u are recieving those 'k's!
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Nobody: 3:39pm On Sep 05, 2013
Chiamaka01:

I have dropped the 15k with samtolly. smiley smiley
So, no wahala.

Looks like i'll be needing deliverance anytime soon. My last quote was whack.
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by michaeltotti(m): 3:39pm On Sep 05, 2013
lolz...@fellocom...shey u see muslim for quran bforabi evryone lono say osunbunmi b traditional worshiper??am xtian
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by Samtolly4JESUS(m): 3:39pm On Sep 05, 2013
Chiamaka01:

Okay, take the 15k
k, k, k, k, k,
k, k, k, k, k,
k, k, k, k and k.
What time do i come for the deliverance
wink wink


Sadly, I don't do cash sad

The Entreprises Ministry is more refined.

We do credit trnasfer.
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 3:41pm On Sep 05, 2013
Chiamaka01:

Looks like i'll be needing deliverance anytime soon. My last quote was whack.
Dint I try my best to teach you? huh?undecided
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by hackex(m): 3:42pm On Sep 05, 2013
SCARED AKPORS MY GUY**

A taxi passenger tappd AKPORS MY GUY the taxi driver
on the shoulder to ask him a question.

AKPORS MY GUY screamd, lost control of the bus, almost grin grin
hit a bus, went up on the footpath and
finally stopped centimeters away 4rm a shop window.
For a moment everytin went quietin d bus, then

AKPORS MY GUY said..."hey, don't eva do that
again.
Yhu scared the daylightz outta me".
The passenger apologiced and said..."i
didn't realise a small tap on the shoulder grin grin
would scare u soo much"

AKPORS MY GUY the driver replied..."sorry, itz nt ur fault,
today is my first day as a BUS DRIVER, i've been driving a grin grin
FUNERAL VAN for the past 25years'





Describe AKPORS MY GUY grin grin

lolzz



cool cool
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 3:44pm On Sep 05, 2013
Samtolly4JESUS:

Sadly, I don't do cash sad

The Entreprises Ministry is more refined.

We do credit trnasfer.
Tot u wanted to fall my hand. . . .
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by saintbeejay: 3:45pm On Sep 05, 2013
jxt passing by. Salute 2 u al 4 making dis thread lively
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by michaeltotti(m): 3:46pm On Sep 05, 2013
 Jowo fi rushing se Adura yi fun ara re sharp sharp -: (1) Ori buruku o ni di tenant mi. (2) Ijangbon o ni so mi di neighbour. (3) Amubo o ni di customer mi. (4) Osi o ni so mi di hobby. (5) Omi inira o ni di favourite drink mi. (6) Aisan o ni da ajo si mi lowo. (7) Emi o ni bawon mu yara logba ewon. (cool Tailor to nranso iponju ko ni mo size mi. (9) Iku to npawon kakiri ko ni ka wa mole. (10) Oloore mi ko ni fi obituary damimo. Amin. Jowo fi oro yi ranse si eniyan mewa ti o ba Feran JULO ati emi na, dat is if u love me too sad sad wink shocked

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Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 3:48pm On Sep 05, 2013
hackex: SCARED AKPORS MY GUY**

A taxi passenger tappd AKPORS MY GUY the taxi driver
on the shoulder to ask him a question.

AKPORS MY GUY screamd, lost control of the bus, almost grin grin
hit a bus, went up on the footpath and
finally stopped centimeters away 4rm a shop window.
For a moment everytin went quietin d bus, then

AKPORS MY GUY said..."hey, don't eva do that
again.
Yhu scared the daylightz outta me".
The passenger apologiced and said..."i
didn't realise a small tap on the shoulder grin grin
would scare u soo much"

AKPORS MY GUY the driver replied..."sorry, itz nt ur fault,
today is my first day as a BUS DRIVER, i've been driving a grin grin
FUNERAL VAN for the past 25years'





Describe AKPORS MY GUY grin grin

lolzz



cool cool
CHICKEN LIVERED!!!
grin grin grin grin
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by michaeltotti(m): 3:55pm On Sep 05, 2013
Learn hw to pray nt because u need 2 ask 4
something but because u need 2 thank God for
everything
Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by youngPRO(m): 3:58pm On Sep 05, 2013
AkPORS IN A BUS.
Akpors entered bus to
Alaba market and he
fell asleep inside the
bus.
There was a little sharp
boy picking pocket
next to Akpors.
Since Akpors was
sleeping he stole his
wallet why he was sleeping.
When Akpors woke up
and couldn't find his
wallet. He shouted at
the people in the bus
saying who took my
wallet, if I do not see
my wallet now, what
happened in 2010
December will happen
inside this bus now.
Hearing this, the little
boy quickly brought out
the wallet and gave it
to Akpors and ask
Akpors what happen
in December 2010?
Akpors replied "my guy,
it wasn't easy ooo,
that day I trek with leg
go house. grin grin grin grin grin grin


One konk word for Akpors.

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