hackex:


yes bro.. you have to wait.. have been going to the office since last week, i manege to meet the man today.. just wait bro his around his putting on black suit

Nice one Hackex.





Am very elated to hear the good news you brought bro.







Congrats!!

cimetidine: congrats. I saw Ilesanmi emmanuel kehinde, no 42. Congrats once again.

WOW!

abdullkabar:
me is jst trying to print mine buh jamb site hs jambed on system

lolz... U need to chill for some time bro.

abdullkabar:
lolz...ASUU is my country!!sorry nigeria
papindinho lngst tym,u rememba me??

not at all bro. U could help me find it out with some hints

abdullkabar: That awkward! Silence wen abraham nd isaac returnin home after he wntd to sacrifise! him...
Abraham:i love u son
isaac:if ha hear
gud morin

lolz... Thumbs up bro!!

oh YoungPRO!!

youngPRO: D wife material in some
ladies is not enough to
sew G-sring!!!

Goodmorning and how was your night?

lwkmd!! Nice intro to a new day....

hackex: GOD HAS SMILED ON ME! finally! av bin admittd to study computer science with economics


AM JUST COMING FROM ADMISSION OFFICE NOW AND MY NAME IS ON THE MERIT LIST BUT JAMB AS NOT UPLOAD IT

I pray we see more of this.









Wow!! Am very very happy for you

Chiamaka01:

What's the big deal? Have you uploaded yours?
*in Asa's voice*
Let he who is without sin be the first to cast a stone.

hmmn.......... Chiama!!

Gbolasky: Who is the funniest?
1. HAUSA man who
removed his
shoes to enter a
taxi.....
2. IGBO man who went to the
bank with a spanner to
open a bank account.
3.YORUBA man who went
to bed
with a ruler just to know how long he slept
4. A TIV man who watched
the
news and waved at the
news reader.
5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a
sleeping patient
simply because she forgot
to give
him sleeping pills....
6. AN IGALA man who lowered his
TV volume because
he wanted to read a text
message..
7. AN IKWERE man who
polished his shoes to take a
passport photo.
8. AN ISOKO man who
climbed a
mango tree to check
if the mango was ripe enough
then came down and
started stoning it.....
9. A FULANI man who
chose to
drink because he thought sprite was unripe
10. A GWARI man who saw
something that looked like
shit, touched n tasted n
said
"Hmmm" na shit ooo!!! Thank God I no match am....
11.AN IDOMA man who put
his
radio inside the
refrigerator because he
wanted to listen to Cool FM..

I would av loved to pik one bt it's not there......*winks*

papindinho: oh YoungPRO!! lwkmd!! Nice intro to a new day....

Abi now? How did ur day go?

cimetidine: 1 nil

Emmanuel!!
C'mon.....

youngPRO: Abi now? How did ur day go?

nice bro, urs?

FelcoCom: r u a male or female

all of the above....lolz

papindinho: not at all bro. U could help me find it out with some hints

sigh...actually its on 2010/2011 oau post...if am not mistaken!

@UberFacts: The only place where you can really tickle yourself is on the roof of your mouth!

youngPRO: U too dey charge, 15k? Tot u sed it was 5k Yesterday?

lolz.... No mind Pastor Sam. He follows the supply theory ni...
#The higher the issue the higher the price....lwkmd

abdullkabar:
sigh...actually its on 2010/2011 oau post...if am not mistaken!

am kinda not getting your point bro....

youngPRO: Sha take it easy on the poor girl and less I forget. . .



My own share of the bagain

yess o... And youngPRO *whispers #it's 60/40 o# and I dey here o........lolz

Dolphineyes: @UberFacts: The only place where you can really tickle yourself is on the roof of your mouth!

...

Samtolly4JESUS:

Freely you were taught how to quote!

With money, I'll re teach you.

lolz..

Did You Know
Emotional pain is linked
to overall intelligence &
stress tolerance. The
more you experience,
the smarter & stronger
you become.
Men are actually more
emotionally affected by
relationship troubles
than women - They
just do a better job of
hiding it.
When you're arguing
with someone and start
laughing, it'll make them
even madder. This is a
great way to win a
trivial argument.
Playing with puppies and
kittens has been proven
to relieve stress and
help students perform
better on tests.
The stars you see in
the sky have already
died, so while looking at
the stars, you're looking
into the past.
80% of daydreams
consist of things a
person can never have
or of events that will
never take place.
Pagophagia is an
obsessive need to chew
on ice.
A man's facial hair
tends to grow 5 times
faster when thinking
about sex.
Memorizing song lyrics
stabilizes your mind and
also reduces risk of
mental disorders.
Smoking wild carrots
can provide a high that
is 70% similar to
smoking marijuana.
Shopping has been
proven to be
therapeutic for women,
relieving stress as well
as strengthening the
immune system.
Relationship specialist
claim that the best
relationships are the
one's that occur
unexpectedly.
iPhones are able to
survive falls from over
13,000 ft.
Ancient Legends claim
that when you bite your
own tongue on accident,
there's an 80% chance
that someoneis actually
talking about you.
The average person will
speak 123,205,750
words, have sex 4,239
times & shed 121 pints
of tears in a one
lifetime.
People who have a
heavily dependent
relationship with their
bed have an even harder
time waking up in the
morning.
Tom Cruise admits that
he still does the Risky
Business underwear
dance when hes at
home alone. He calls it
his"dance of freedom".
If you started with a
penny & doubled it every
day for 30days, you
would have $5,368,709.
Sarcasm is linked to
stress relief. People
subconsciously use
sarcasm to relieve
themselves of stress
and anger.
Taking 30 minute
breaks to do nothing
and or meditate each
day can help improve
your sleep quality.
Not being able to picture
your life without certain
peopleenables you to
forgive them sooner &
easier.
The nicest people over
think the most.
Worrying & or obsessive
thinking is linked to
empathy & a good
heart.

youngPRO: samtolly, dont tell me u are recieving those 'k's!

this got me rotfl......hahahahaha...youngPRO....chai!! U nor go kee me with ur collabo with Sam and Chiama

Samtolly4JESUS:

Sadly, I don't do cash

The Entreprises Ministry is more refined.

We do credit trnasfer.

lolz

I sight you o. Adehwale......

papindinho: am kinda not getting your point bro....

oau 2010/2011 adm thread,we were threadmates there.

youngPRO: ON MY WAY TO OFFA, KWARA STATE. now in IKIRE, OSUN STATE. JOURNEY MERCIES IS WHAT I ASKED FROM THEE OH LORD. . .

hope u had a smooth journey

abdullkabar:
oau 2010/2011 adm thread,we were threadmates there.

Oh!! I recall that bro. Howdy?

abdullkabar: Its been lng i had a frnd request on fb!!
Pls am on ma kneels,make una send frnd rqst or jst poke,i will do d rest...
Abdullahi white kabar bashiru...dats my username

always funny....lolz

youngPRO: Smh ya'll. . . . Non of u can even wish me jorney mercy, nawa o

no vex boss me ooo

papindinho: Oh!! I recall that bro. Howdy?

i dey oo...i almost said all d stories on nairaland b4 u recalld!!..wetin happen??

papindinho: always funny....lolz

lolz...i av prntd d adm list..thnk God..#d jamb site dn free me

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