youngPRO: AkPORS IN A BUS.
Akpors entered bus to
Alaba market and he
fell asleep inside the
bus.
There was a little sharp
boy picking pocket
next to Akpors.
Since Akpors was
sleeping he stole his
wallet why he was sleeping.
When Akpors woke up
and couldn't find his
wallet. He shouted at
the people in the bus
saying who took my
wallet, if I do not see
my wallet now, what
happened in 2010
December will happen
inside this bus now.
Hearing this, the little
boy quickly brought out
the wallet and gave it
to Akpors and ask
Akpors what happen
in December 2010?
Akpors replied "my guy,
it wasn't easy ooo,
that day I trek with leg
go house.


One konk word for Akpors.

Did You Know
1. ABORTION doesnt
make U unpregnant, it
only makes U the
mother of a dead child.
2. INTELLIGENCE is like
underwears, necessary
to have but
unnecessary to show.
3. DIGNITY is like
VIRGINITY, once lost, it
can neva be regained.
4. RESPECT is like 69
STYLE!You recieve what
you give.
5. TRUE FRIENDS are like
bra, always there to
hold usin ourfalling days
[s]6.SALARY is like
MENSTRUATION, they
always come once evry
month, and its finished
within 3 days[/s]

Did You Know?
" Dr. Awkward " spelled
backwards is " Dr.
Awkward. "

youngPRO:
Did You Know
1. ABORTION doesnt
make U unpregnant, it
only makes U the
mother of a dead child.
2. INTELLIGENCE is like
underwears, necessary
to have but
unnecessary to show.
3. DIGNITY is like
VIRGINITY, once lost, it
can neva be regained.
4. RESPECT is like 69
STYLE!You recieve what
you give.
5. TRUE FRIENDS are like
bra, always there to
hold usin ourfalling days
[s]6.SALARY is like
MENSTRUATION, they
always come once evry
month, and its finished
within 3 days[/s]

YOUR NUMBER 6 IS WRONG BRO HOW CAN YOUR ONE MONTH SALARY FINISH IN 3 DAYS??

ABE NA END TIME TINZS??

That moment in our lives when it seems all done and
dusted, like we are out and finished. Trampled under
the feet of the enemy and we are now a shame to our
family and a laughing stock to everyone.
Just then something incredible happens from your
blind side and snatch you out of the jaws of defeat. That is what a miracle is. It can happen to anyone...I
Believe




To those waitin for miracle..may God surprise u as he suprise sarah..






*shalom*

michaeltotti: wake me up if d page is 399..wana sleep small..;(

Know problem








scanty!! what's wrong??

youngPRO:
Did You Know
1. ABORTION doesnt
make U unpregnant, it
only makes U the
mother of a dead child.
2. INTELLIGENCE is like
underwears, necessary
to have but
unnecessary to show.
3. DIGNITY is like
VIRGINITY, once lost, it
can neva be regained.
4. RESPECT is like 69
STYLE!You recieve what
you give.
5. TRUE FRIENDS are like
bra, always there to
hold usin ourfalling days
[s]6.SALARY is like
MENSTRUATION, they
always come once evry
month, and its finished
within 3 days[/s]

Did you

hackex:

YOUR NUMBER 6 IS WRONG BRO HOW CAN YOUR ONE MONTH SALARY FINISH IN 3 DAYS??

ABE NA END TIME TINZS??

Lolz, na so.
Hackex, when u join Team #EndTimeTinz

Chiamaka01:

Lolz, na so.
Hackex, when u join Team #EndTimeTinz

Am not Among @ chiamka.. it's just a question

hackex: SCARED AKPORS MY GUY**

A taxi passenger tappd AKPORS MY GUY the taxi driver
on the shoulder to ask him a question.

AKPORS MY GUY screamd, lost control of the bus, almost
hit a bus, went up on the footpath and
finally stopped centimeters away 4rm a shop window.
For a moment everytin went quietin d bus, then

AKPORS MY GUY said..."hey, don't eva do that
again.
Yhu scared the daylightz outta me".
The passenger apologiced and said..."i
didn't realise a small tap on the shoulder
would scare u soo much"

AKPORS MY GUY the driver replied..."sorry, itz nt ur fault,
today is my first day as a BUS DRIVER, i've been driving a
FUNERAL VAN for the past 25years'





Describe AKPORS MY GUY

lolzz

He still be learner.

player in team endtym tynx are hackez,samtolly nd ma tp whu is ma tom nw fynestboi

Samtolly4JESUS:

Sadly, I don't do cash

The Entreprises Ministry is more refined.

We do credit trnasfer.

When tola comes, she will settle you. .
So, when is the deliverance

michaeltotti: That moment in our lives when it seems all done and
dusted, like we are out and finished. Trampled under
the feet of the enemy and we are now a shame to our
family and a laughing stock to everyone.
Just then something incredible happens from your
blind side and snatch you out of the jaws of defeat. That is what a miracle is. It can happen to anyone...I
Believe




To those waitin for miracle..may God surprise u as he suprise sarah..






*shalom*

Amen, oh. I need a miracle but i need it now not when i'm old like Sarah.

hackex:


Am not Among @ chiamka.. it's just a question

Ok, oh. Anyway, let me answer ur question.
Na...







EndTimeTinz

Chiamaka01:

Ok, oh. Anyway, let me answer ur question.
Na...







EndTimeTinz

WRONG ANSWER..

Chiamaka01:

When tola comes, she will settle you. .
So, when is the deliverance

Am afraid its pay before service

Boring day..... Who goes there?

The ever selling music is hip-hop, the ever watching films is seasoning, the ever buying oil is petroleum, the ever usage social network is facebook, the ever known sport is football, the ever food consume is rice likewise the ever running page currently on nairaland is oau 2013/2014 admission page

Tosdam: The ever selling music is hip-hop, the ever watching films is seasoning, the ever buying oil is petroleum, the ever usage social network is facebook, the ever known sport is football, the ever food consume is rice likewise the ever running page currently on nairaland is oau 2013/2014 admission page

the ever running page currently on nairaland is oau 2013/2014 admission page.. Are you sure

Kejilee: Olastep i c uu oo

....lol...
I c uu too oo

youngPRO: Olastep pls i'd like to have your username on 2go or drop ur bbpin, will like to ask u some things. . .

Olastep101.... Oh la la

hackex:


the ever running page currently on nairaland is oau 2013/2014 admission page.. Are you sure

really?

Chiamaka01:

Haba, guy, u don forget say fynest na our thread president
Na here u supposed to dey flex muscle :/

habaticallx, lady, fynest isnt mine doh. Geniustic ni o.

Se daadaa le wa...? ;->

g'evening fellaz!

cimetidine: habaticallx, lady, fynest isnt mine doh. Geniustic ni o.

poor manner

[quote
author=Tosdam]The ever selling music is hip-hop, the ever watching
films is seasoning, the ever buying oil is petroleum, the ever usage
social network is facebook, the ever known sport is football, the ever
food consume is rice likewise the ever running page currently on
nairaland is oau 2013/2014 admission page [/quote]

Snail sabi run










Abi na endtymtinz

emmyeuler1: g'evening fellaz!

emmy u didnt flash me dnt tell u ve gotten mai 2go msg?

Chiamaka01:

Snail sabi run










Abi na endtymtinz

nt really

Finally,,i reach here