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Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 10:17am On Feb 14, 2013 |
brokoto: what instrument You remember that stuff that dangles between human legs and ranges in size? That's an instrument you can't do without, ask them Eunuchs |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Ishilove: 10:17am On Feb 14, 2013 |
brokoto: what instrumentYour dick, duh! |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 10:18am On Feb 14, 2013 |
Ishilove: I had you in mind when I wrote that, in fact na Black Mosquito go bite you |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Ishilove: 10:22am On Feb 14, 2013 |
Yellow_Mosquito:"Ranges in size" is quite correct! |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Ishilove: 10:26am On Feb 14, 2013 |
Yellow_Mosquito:I thank God that there's nothing in my body that can stand for days on end, unlike you. So may you be bitten by TWO black mosquitoes. |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 10:28am On Feb 14, 2013 |
Ishilove: Remember its Val, and did I tell you those bites are quite harmless |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Nobody: 10:34am On Feb 14, 2013 |
Yellow_Mosquito:Between human legs? Both male and female? Hmmm Ishi, I have 2 joysticks in fact and I use them to play PS2. |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Oahray: 10:35am On Feb 14, 2013 |
brokoto: Between human legs? Both male and female? Hmmmlmao |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 10:36am On Feb 14, 2013 |
This thread z qradually chanqinq from lit/writinq to riot thread to war thread,now romance and sexuality.. Choi..life don spoil |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Ishilove: 10:36am On Feb 14, 2013 |
Yellow_Mosquito:Oniranu |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by MaziOmenuko: 10:39am On Feb 14, 2013 |
Yellow_Mosquito: Ermmm...can I join in this discussion? This is my specialty, I just submitted my thesis for a PhD work on it... |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by LarrySun(m): 10:41am On Feb 14, 2013 |
Rap maestro: This thread z qradually chanqinq from lit/writinq to riot thread to war thread,now romance and sexuality.. Choi..life don spoilPerhaps these are part of what the Detection Club in Great Britains discuss. |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Nobody: 10:48am On Feb 14, 2013 |
Mazi_Omenuko:oga º°˚˚˚°º . You don show? Tuale!! Oya amateurs! Make una excrembe go siddon for corner! Carry go boss |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Ishilove: 10:59am On Feb 14, 2013 |
brokoto: Between human legs? Both male and female? HmmmHaha! |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Ishilove: 11:10am On Feb 14, 2013 |
brokoto: oga º°˚˚˚°º . You don show? Tuale!! Oya amateurs! Make una excrembe go siddon for corner!Mba, no be for this thread. *singing* "Holy, holy, holy, Lord God almighty Early in the morning My song shall arise to Thee..." |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 11:12am On Feb 14, 2013 |
Mazi_Omenuko: You can go ahead boss since Ishi seems to have something for you |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 11:12am On Feb 14, 2013 |
Ishilove: I bow for you o.... Alright, Mazi, Ishi finally has agreed to be your Val but in a holy way |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Nobody: 11:13am On Feb 14, 2013 |
And wat does d crazy mosquito do,cos i heard he is very crazy. |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 11:15am On Feb 14, 2013 |
Damex333: And wat does d crazy mosquito do,cos i heard he is very crazy. I've tried contacting him but seems to be having some kinda problem... But to tell you about black mosquitoes for real, men, just pray you wife is closeby when you get bitten by one |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 11:39am On Feb 14, 2013 |
GEJ steps out to make a public speech and pauses when he sees the strange look on d audience faces. GEJ; (whispering to Abati) why are they all looking at me like that..?? Abati: Its a strange day Sir., the Pope resigned suddenly and Keshi suddenly resigned. GEJ: so what has that got to do with me.. Is that why they are staring at me..?? Abati: they are hoping sir......just hoping.......maybe..... No be me say am o, I just heard it 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Ishilove: 11:49am On Feb 14, 2013 |
Yellow_Mosquito:Your signature... You badly need Jesus. |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Ishilove: 12:02pm On Feb 14, 2013 |
Corrupted file. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by jiraiyas: 12:10pm On Feb 14, 2013 |
Ishilove: Hello dearies. I composed a special valentine track for all my NL friends and foes alike. I hope y'all like it. It is called "Chigurl wow wow wow".U did dat?? |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by jslimz(f): 12:13pm On Feb 14, 2013 |
Ishilove: Hello dearies. I composed a special valentine track for all my NL friends and foes alike. I hope y'all like it. It is called "Chigurl wow wow wow". Ishi, its so funny. Hahahaha I likey x 50 |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Ishilove: 12:19pm On Feb 14, 2013 |
jiraiyas:Yelz |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 12:27pm On Feb 14, 2013 |
Larry-Sun:cwiously? Life don spoil true true.... It Reminds me of a white qirl i met online..imaqine she was askinq how biq was I.. |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by jiraiyas: 12:38pm On Feb 14, 2013 |
Ishilove:Hmm i cant bliv is dis same gal a day or 2 back dats nw crackin my rib wit laughter. Chigurl wow wow luv |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Ishilove: 12:49pm On Feb 14, 2013 |
jiraiyas:"Look me in the middle of my eye and gimme some WOW love". 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 12:53pm On Feb 14, 2013 |
Ishilove: Nothing like saying the truth baby... Was a harrowing experience, I used oxygen mask the next time I tried the feat.... 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 12:55pm On Feb 14, 2013 |
Ishilove:we dont nid Alibaba here jorh,we've qat |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 12:56pm On Feb 14, 2013 |
Ishilove: You know I tried listening to it but it was just 179kb, my player refused playing it 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 12:59pm On Feb 14, 2013 |
Yellow_Mosquito:ur own still download nah...my own na ERROR |
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