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Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 10:17am On Feb 14, 2013
brokoto: what instrument

You remember that stuff that dangles between human legs and ranges in size? That's an instrument you can't do without, ask them Eunuchs grin grin grin
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Ishilove: 10:17am On Feb 14, 2013
brokoto: what instrument
Your dick, duh!
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 10:18am On Feb 14, 2013
Ishilove:
Back to sender! angry

I had you in mind when I wrote that, in fact na Black Mosquito go bite you angry angry angry
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Ishilove: 10:22am On Feb 14, 2013
Yellow_Mosquito:

[b]You remember that stuff that dangles between human legs and ranges in size?
"Ranges in size" is quite correct! grin
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Ishilove: 10:26am On Feb 14, 2013
Yellow_Mosquito:

I had you in mind when I wrote that, in fact na Black Mosquito go bite you angry angry angry
I thank God that there's nothing in my body that can stand for days on end, unlike you. So may you be bitten by TWO black mosquitoes. angry
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 10:28am On Feb 14, 2013
Ishilove:
I thank God that there's nothing in my body that can stand for those on end, unlike you. So may you be bitten by TWO black mosquitoes. angry

Remember its Val, and did I tell you those bites are quite harmless grin grin grin
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Nobody: 10:34am On Feb 14, 2013
Yellow_Mosquito:

You remember that stuff that dangles between human legs and ranges in size? That's an instrument you can't do without, ask them Eunuchs grin grin grin
Between human legs? Both male and female? Hmmm
Ishi, I have 2 joysticks in fact and I use them to play PS2. tongue
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Oahray: 10:35am On Feb 14, 2013
brokoto: Between human legs? Both male and female? Hmmm
Ishi, I have 2 joysticks in fact and I use them to play PS2. tongue
lmao grin
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 10:36am On Feb 14, 2013
This thread z qradually chanqinq from lit/writinq to riot thread to war thread,now romance and sexuality.. Choi..life don spoil
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Ishilove: 10:36am On Feb 14, 2013
Yellow_Mosquito:

Remember its Val, and did I tell you those bites are quite harmless grin grin grin
Oniranu grin
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by MaziOmenuko: 10:39am On Feb 14, 2013
Yellow_Mosquito:

You remember that stuff that dangles between human legs and ranges in size? That's an instrument you can't do without, ask them Eunuchs grin grin grin

Ermmm...can I join in this discussion? This is my specialty, I just submitted my thesis for a PhD work on it...
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by LarrySun(m): 10:41am On Feb 14, 2013
Rap maestro: This thread z qradually chanqinq from lit/writinq to riot thread to war thread,now romance and sexuality.. Choi..life don spoil
Perhaps these are part of what the Detection Club in Great Britains discuss. cheesy
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Nobody: 10:48am On Feb 14, 2013
Mazi_Omenuko:

Ermmm...can I join in this discussion? This is my specialty, I just submitted my thesis for a PhD work on it...
oga º°˚˚˚°º‎​ . You don show? Tuale!! Oya amateurs! Make una excrembe go siddon for corner!
Carry go boss grin
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Ishilove: 10:59am On Feb 14, 2013
brokoto: Between human legs? Both male and female? Hmmm
Ishi, I have 2 joysticks in fact and I use them to play PS2. tongue
Haha! cheesy
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Ishilove: 11:10am On Feb 14, 2013
brokoto: oga º°˚˚˚°º‎​ . You don show? Tuale!! Oya amateurs! Make una excrembe go siddon for corner!
Carry go boss grin
Mba, no be for this thread. angry

*singing*

"Holy, holy, holy,

Lord God almighty

Early in the morning

My song shall arise to Thee..."
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 11:12am On Feb 14, 2013
Mazi_Omenuko:

Ermmm...can I join in this discussion? This is my specialty, I just submitted my thesis for a PhD work on it...


You can go ahead boss since Ishi seems to have something for you wink wink wink
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 11:12am On Feb 14, 2013
Ishilove:
Mba, no be for this thread. angry

*singing*

"Holy, holy, holy,

Lord God almighty

Early in the morning

My song shall arise to Thee..."

I bow for you o.... Alright, Mazi, Ishi finally has agreed to be your Val but in a holy way grin grin grin
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Nobody: 11:13am On Feb 14, 2013
And wat does d crazy mosquito do,cos i heard he is very crazy.
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 11:15am On Feb 14, 2013
Damex333: And wat does d crazy mosquito do,cos i heard he is very crazy.

I've tried contacting him but seems to be having some kinda problem... But to tell you about black mosquitoes for real, men, just pray you wife is closeby when you get bitten by one grin grin
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 11:39am On Feb 14, 2013
GEJ steps out to make a public speech and
pauses when he sees the strange look on d
audience faces.

GEJ; (whispering to Abati) why
are they all looking at me like that..??

Abati: Its a strange day Sir., the Pope resigned suddenly and Keshi suddenly resigned.
GEJ: so what has that got to do with me.. Is
that why they are staring at me..??

Abati: they are hoping sir......just
hoping.......maybe.....


No be me say am o, I just heard it grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Ishilove: 11:49am On Feb 14, 2013
Yellow_Mosquito:
Your signature... shocked shocked shocked

You badly need Jesus. shocked sad
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Ishilove: 12:02pm On Feb 14, 2013
Corrupted file. angry

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Re: Nairaland Detection Club by jiraiyas: 12:10pm On Feb 14, 2013
Ishilove: Hello dearies. I composed a special valentine track for all my NL friends and foes alike. I hope y'all like it. It is called "Chigurl wow wow wow".

Enjoy cool
U did dat??
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by jslimz(f): 12:13pm On Feb 14, 2013
Ishilove: Hello dearies. I composed a special valentine track for all my NL friends and foes alike. I hope y'all like it. It is called "Chigurl wow wow wow".

Ishi, its so funny. Hahahaha
I likey x 50
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Ishilove: 12:19pm On Feb 14, 2013
jiraiyas:
U did dat??
Yelz grin
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 12:27pm On Feb 14, 2013
Larry-Sun:

Perhaps these are part of what the Detection Club in Great Britains discuss. cheesy
cwiously? Life don spoil true true.... It Reminds me of a white qirl i met online..imaqine she was askinq how biq was I..
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by jiraiyas: 12:38pm On Feb 14, 2013
Ishilove:
Yelz grin
Hmm i cant bliv is dis same gal a day or 2 back dats nw crackin my rib wit laughter. Chigurl wow wow luv grin
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Ishilove: 12:49pm On Feb 14, 2013
jiraiyas:
Hmm i cant bliv is dis same gal a day or 2 back dats nw crackin my rib wit laughter. Chigurl wow wow luv grin
"Look me in the middle of my eye and gimme some WOW love". cheesy

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Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 12:53pm On Feb 14, 2013
Ishilove:
Your signature... shocked shocked shocked

You badly need Jesus. shocked sad

Nothing like saying the truth baby... Was a harrowing experience, I used oxygen mask the next time I tried the feat.... grin grin grin

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Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 12:55pm On Feb 14, 2013
Ishilove:
"Look me in the middle of my eye and gimme some WOW love". cheesy
we dont nid Alibaba here jorh,we've qat itchylove ishilove
Re: Nairaland Detection Club by YellowMosquito(m): 12:56pm On Feb 14, 2013
Ishilove:
"Look me in the middle of my eye and gimme some WOW love". cheesy

You know I tried listening to it but it was just 179kb, my player refused playing it

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Re: Nairaland Detection Club by Rapmaestro(m): 12:59pm On Feb 14, 2013
Yellow_Mosquito:

You know I tried listening to it but it was just 179kb, my player refused playing it
ur own still download nah...my own na ERROR

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