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Your Dirty Mind Iq: by dm(m): 11:56am On May 02, 2006
Questions:

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you
not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best
man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People
sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both
men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me
you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I
come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your
fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called
a big Player. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged
in my job. What am I?



Answers Below:










1. A dentist
2. A wedding ring
3. Peanut butter
4. Chewing gum
5. An elevator
6. A nose
7. A newspaper boy
8. A glove
9. A crane
10. A toothbrush, of course!

Now exactly what were you thinking!!??
Re: Your Dirty Mind Iq: by micklplus(m): 12:30pm On May 02, 2006
you got me thinking some thing else man !
Nice stuff !
Cheers cheesy cheesy
Re: Your Dirty Mind Iq: by Z4M4eva(f): 12:35pm On May 02, 2006
l.o.l
Re: Your Dirty Mind Iq: by spikelord(m): 2:35pm On May 02, 2006
Here are my answers:

Dick
Dick
Dick
Dick
Dick
Dick
Dick
Dick
Dick
Dick
Re: Your Dirty Mind Iq: by oscarwodo(m): 3:45pm On May 02, 2006
@ spikelord u got them right
Re: Your Dirty Mind Iq: by kajad(m): 4:34pm On May 02, 2006
Nuts grin grin grin
Re: Your Dirty Mind Iq: by diddy4(m): 4:55pm On May 02, 2006
;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Your Dirty Mind Iq: by dm(m): 6:40pm On May 02, 2006
spikelord:

Here are my answers:

Dick
Dick
Dick
Dick
Dick
Dick
Dick
Dick
Dick
Dick

angry angry angry Spoilt Sport.
Re: Your Dirty Mind Iq: by 2cantango(f): 6:46pm On May 02, 2006
Lol! Hun they were funny and clever kiss
Re: Your Dirty Mind Iq: by tytylayor: 2:45pm On May 06, 2008
hehehhehehehe, rove dis cheesy cheesy
Re: Your Dirty Mind Iq: by Lolabbey: 1:17pm On Mar 10, 2009
NICE one
Re: Your Dirty Mind Iq: by kenypumpin: 1:23pm On Mar 10, 2009
2musssh mehnzzzz, ruf it grin grin

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