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Check Your Dirty Iq by Babalawo6(m): 3:38pm On Aug 15, 2006 |
Questions: 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I? 2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I? 3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? 4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I? 5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I? 6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I? 7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I? 8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I? 9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big Player. What am I? 10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I? Answers: 1. a dentist 2. a wedding ring 3. peanut butter 4.chewing gum 5. an elevator 6. a nose 7. a newspaper boy 8. a glove 9. a crane 10. a toothbrush, of course! Now Really! Just what were you thinking? |
Re: Check Your Dirty Iq by lauryn(f): 9:18pm On Aug 16, 2006 |
Re: Check Your Dirty Iq by Damsal(f): 11:25pm On Aug 16, 2006 |
Well i was thinking that were the hell did u come up with those answers, I guess i have a very dirty mind cause the answers were not in my train of though |
Re: Check Your Dirty Iq by Oracle(m): 11:35pm On Aug 16, 2006 |
[img]http://www.prowrestling.cz/smileys/thinking.gif[/img] hmmm Nothing |
Re: Check Your Dirty Iq by Zahymaka(m): 3:38am On Aug 17, 2006 |
I appear to have a clean mind. . . . but that's probably because I've seen the answers before |
Re: Check Your Dirty Iq by iice(f): 12:09pm On Aug 17, 2006 |
LOL same as me, but its still funny |
Re: Check Your Dirty Iq by micklplus(m): 1:54pm On Aug 17, 2006 |
Pretty cool and i still like it forever Cheers |
Re: Check Your Dirty Iq by Mystique(f): 6:28pm On Aug 17, 2006 |
Yup, i'm clean |
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