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Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by salaudol(m): 7:16am On Mar 05, 2013 |
. I couldn't say anything but kept smiling like an oloye that was spending money on his newest catch. Got me laughing out loud. |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by dsaintJ4Real(m): 7:42am On Mar 05, 2013 |
....want to use d room,ke? Oge? Dilemma! but then i remembered my girl cleanse and d act that i had put on for Oge's benefit at the cultural show coupled with d fact i had enjoyed my physiotherapist session,... so 2 can play d game continues. I got up, dressed up, and strolled outside to face.... I wish I hadn't.... ; Lol,Mazi...u d best ! ![]() |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Nobody: 8:41am On Mar 05, 2013 |
Mazi_Omenuko: @bonjovi, ziky2010, Okay na. We no just want make person pour 'sand-sand' for our garri oh! And for some of us.., This is what keeps us entertained for most part of the day. |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by sexiestchic(f): 9:32am On Mar 05, 2013 |
Hmmmmmmm.......... Nice one Mazi. A frnd of mine sent ds link 2 me and av been followin yu ever since. Had 2 save tђε̲̣̣̣̥ link as a bookmark on my bbm den ¶ read wen U̶̲̥̅̊ mentiond abt "diary of a sex addict" bt since ¶ was a guest viewr ¶ cudnt open tђε̲̣̣̣̥ sexuality page. Joined nairaland ystday and am already thru wit tђε̲̣̣̣̥ sex addict diary......... Welldone hon!! 1 Like |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by ITbomb(m): 9:57am On Mar 05, 2013 |
sexiestchic:Welcome, we believe in action not words. After going through it, u need a mentor to guide you through the practical part of it. I ve dropped my pin |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Cosmopolice: 10:11am On Mar 05, 2013 |
Wats with the viewing this topic syndrome |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Nobody: 10:21am On Mar 05, 2013 |
ITbomb:lol badt guy.. Ure not d usher o.. |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Nuzo1(m): 10:36am On Mar 05, 2013 |
I hardly visit sexuality or literature section. But somehow, I stumbled on this thread and its been very entertaining. It can only take a very intelligent and knowledgable guy to include all the details in a story like this. From hostels to school politics, soccer, tenis, chess chemistry, AIDs, sex, choices, first impressions, marriage, relationships, camp activities, medical conditions, runz girls, gays, coogers, infidelity, church girls, postings, hijab girls, rules to friendship. Sometimes, I scroll fast when I get to the erotic scene. Too x rated for me as I'm on a girl cleansing period. You are simply wonderful! 1 Like |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Mologi(m): 11:11am On Mar 05, 2013 |
MOLOGI is watching.Bia nwanné mé ngwa ngwa,nd do wat you like doing |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by sexiestchic(f): 11:13am On Mar 05, 2013 |
[quote author=ITbomb] Welcome, we believe in action not words. After going through it, u need a mentor to guide you through the practical part of it. I ve dropped my pin. =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=)) ............. 1 Like |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Nobody: 11:16am On Mar 05, 2013 |
Nuzo':yeah right! |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Nobody: 11:54am On Mar 05, 2013 |
? |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Nobody: 11:55am On Mar 05, 2013 |
ITbomb: ITbomb as mentor.., Nahh! Its a suicide mission, trust me! And for ur info; That 'Pin' is the detonator. #ever wonder why he's IT-'BOMB'?!# |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Nobody: 11:59am On Mar 05, 2013 |
Nuzo': Hmmm, how about u move ur seat to the back row for a change, huh? |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by ITbomb(m): 12:01pm On Mar 05, 2013 |
maishot:Enemy of progress Attempting to destroy my ministry Tell me , young man, how many women have you 'empowered'. You think it is by riding a bicycle to church and putting flowers in your pocket? |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by sexiestchic(f): 12:19pm On Mar 05, 2013 |
Looolll@ itbomb and malshot, U̶̲̥̅̊ guiz are funny!!!!!!!!!! And pllsss wher is Mazi? 2day isn't Sunday Ŋa̶̲̥̅! |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Nuzo1(m): 12:27pm On Mar 05, 2013 |
brokoto: yeah right! maishot: But you guys will agree with me that Mazi's erotic scenes can at times be more sensitive than some pornographic pictures and videos. And if one must maintain a "girl cleansing" period, you must fast scroll when it gets to that part. Maybe, I'm just too sensitive. Whichever one it is, I just hope my feelings doesn't bottled up and finally explodes like Ukpaka nuts. I hope I don't explode like Ms Enoh or gluv01. ![]() ![]() |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by IZUKWU(m): 12:42pm On Mar 05, 2013 |
Mazi ! Mazi!! Mazi!!! ,how many times i call you! B-) |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Nobody: 1:40pm On Mar 05, 2013 |
sexiestchic: Looolll@ itbomb and malshot, U̶̲̥̅̊ guiz are funny!!!!!!!!!! And pllsss wher is Mazi? 2day isn't Sunday Ŋa̶̲̥̅! My sis, e be like say u no know Mazi. The guy don go work na. Maybe to 'Empower' women.., Like ITbomb does. Sha, em go soon come back upload. For the main time, no go near any 'Bomb' of any kind. Either its for "I.T" or "T.I"! |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Nobody: 1:42pm On Mar 05, 2013 |
Nuzo': I feel u bro. But.., Abeg, move ur seat backwards. U dey block my view. |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by sexiestchic(f): 1:50pm On Mar 05, 2013 |
Loooollll.... Okk malshot. ¶ wont |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Nobody: 1:55pm On Mar 05, 2013 |
ITbomb: Guy, I never see where dem dey ride bicycle to church and dem dey put flower for pocket. Obviously, you do. Na car me dey ride and na bible I dey carry go church. As for 'empowering' women.., I trust my car and bible will do a better work, than ur bicycle and flower. #Wonders why we have notable 'Learners' on this thread# |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Nobody: 1:57pm On Mar 05, 2013 |
sexiestchic: Loooollll.... Okk malshot. ¶ wont Wise choice lady.., Wise choice. ![]() |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Frankenstein: 1:58pm On Mar 05, 2013 |
Ooohmm! Where is Mazi? Whatever happened to the update? ![]() |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Nobody: 1:59pm On Mar 05, 2013 |
Nuzo':oga stop lying! Ah! You are not scrolling any fast abeg. No be you just de finish one Joy soap inside 3 days? |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Frankenstein: 2:06pm On Mar 05, 2013 |
brokoto: oga stop lying! Ah! You are not scrolling any fast abeg. No be you just de finish one Joy soap inside 3 days?Ha! Joy soap for what? |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Nobody: 2:27pm On Mar 05, 2013 |
Frankenstein: Ha! Joy soap for what?oya brokoto ansa dat question naw! naw! naw!.. |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by Emmalex771(m): 2:29pm On Mar 05, 2013 |
I can't just buh pause whatever am doing to larf out loud..*take a pip at my boss and a big grin* yekpa---brown envelope, oga na Mazi ooooo... Not really sure how to feel about it Something in the way you move Makes me feel like I can't live without you It takes me all the way I want you to stay, stay. *taking on the gurl cleansing trip* ![]() 1 Like |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MaziOmenuko: 2:34pm On Mar 05, 2013 |
I almost couldn't recognise my thread when I logged in. Your guys have turned it into a beer parlour gossip centre baa? Sorry for the delay in update, got stuffs I was busy with. I knew I would actually be busy today, that's why I did 4 uploads yesterday. For all the new fans, you guys are welcome. For the new ladies, beware of ITBOMB like brokoto warned. That guy's got a middle finger as large as an average sugar-cane stick!!! 2 Likes |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MaziOmenuko: 2:37pm On Mar 05, 2013 |
I left the restaurant and walked past Oge with her new buddy. I could tell she was shocked and surprised to see me come out from the inner room she was pleading for. When the attendant informed me of her request, I had told her to give me some minutes to get ready and leave the room. She too was surprised. Maybe she had expected me to flair up or protest bitterly. She had stayed back for some extra minutes, maybe expecting me to change my mind but had to leave when she noticed I was serious. As I walked to the main restaurant, I spotted her and looked at her direction as I walked past her. She almost froze when she saw me, I smiled, waved at them and left the restaurant. _____________________________ I occupied my mind all through the evening. There were lots of activities going on. The first semi final of the football competition was about to start. It was to be played between platoon 3 and platoon 5. The same platoon 5 we defeated through penalties still managed to make it through as best losers of the quarter final stage. After three platoons had qualified, they had to pick another best loser to complete us four at the semis. Sanni was furious when he learnt we have been grouped against platoon 10 for semis. They were obviously the best team at the camp. With the football going on, the volleyball still on-going, I went to watch my platoon's dance group as they practised for their own semi final. Sonia had insisted that I come and watch them and I obliged. They performed with so much energy as Sonia led them, teaching and making corrections where necessary. After the performance, I hanged out with sonia. We talked about a lot of things, her interest and hobbies, family background and lots more. I wasn't too comfortable discussing her married life as I loved to pretend she wasn't actually married. She looked too young and vibrant to be devoted to just one man. But one talk led to another, and the topic of hussy emanated. "My husband stays at the states." She said. "We have not done the white wedding, just the traditional stuffs." "What's keeping you from having the white wedding." I asked. "He needs to be present." She said. "He was not present during the traditional marriage, his younger brother represented him. And he still wants the same thing to happen at the white wedding, but I refused." "How long have you guys been married?" I asked. "Two years now. And I'm yet to set my eyes on him." She said sadly. Her tone changed and I could detect this heaviness in her heart. I knew something was amidst somewhere, so I asked and she opened up to me. "I've only seen him once. We communicate mostly on phone and e-mails. He came back during the official introduction, and since then, its been his brother that has been standing in his place." She paused and I waited patiently as she continued to narrate the story of what quite a good number of girls today are passing through. It sounded similar to that of my aunt, who got married to an overseas husband and waited for years to join her husband abroad to no avail. We started hearing rumours that the man was already married and just wanted to use my aunt as a home wife. Her story had similar pattern. "I'm kind of nervous for tonight." She announced after the long talk. I never thought she'd be nervous judging from the display she put on during the rehearsals. "There are ways I could make you relax." I said smiling. "What do you have in mind?" She asked. "Good sex! Tonic for the soul." I answered still smiling. "Mr. Smith, you have to get a good scene for this particular act." She replied, "when you find a perfect scene, then you can invite me on stage." Finding the perfect scene wasn't going to be a problem for me. . . There was just one perfect scene for this act. . . It will certainly involve the ugly one and his military friend. . . _____________________________ Later that night, I watched the dance and drama competition at the venue with wangu. My platoon had earlier lost out of the drama competition, so we just participated in the dance. "You still haven't told me why you're acting strange to me." Wangu said to me after the little show performed by Indomie noddles to entertain the crowd before the main event. She was so eager to know why I was acting cold towards her. I assured her there was nothing bordering me and I was cool. She insisted and complained that I stopped being romantic with her, especially after I called him that evening and she couldn't come. "I had something planned for us that evening." I lied, she was pushing it, so I had to spring up a defence. "Really? What was it?" She asked. "I had a perfect place for us to let lose those hanging sp'e'rm's." I said to her and she smiled. "So where is it?" She asked. "Its a secret, I will share it with you when you're good to go." I replied. She breathed a sigh of relieve and leaned her head on my shoulders. Then after some time, she whispered into my ears. . . "I'm good to go.". . . 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MaziOmenuko: 2:38pm On Mar 05, 2013 |
See you guys later. . . Thanks for following. |
Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by ITbomb(m): 2:51pm On Mar 05, 2013 |
Mazi pls come back here , don't do this to me I will give you my younger sis 2 Likes 1 Share |
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