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Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by JeSoul(f): 4:37pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
As serious as these posters are - sometimes the only response one can give is to simply laugh. I mean common these are drop dead roll-on-the-floor rise up and fall back down again hilarious... "Prison Break: Season 1" "Oh God na like this we go dey?" "Give me a spouse or I die" "Uncle wetin I do you?" "Odeshi" "Release my money!" "Leave me and let me drive my car" Tgirl thank you for the laughter today |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by sharpman1(m): 4:51pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
This is so disgusting. All these Yahoo boys parading as pastors. #Godiswatching# |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by sammynaijaguy(m): 4:56pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
i saw one i abuja saying get your husband within 24 hrs 1 Like |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by utch(m): 4:57pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
Tgirl4real: Na like dis we go dey? |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by YorubaOmoge: 5:05pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
Muskeeto, no be one of our church dey here? |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by hatak(m): 5:05pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
Tgirl4real: How Terrible Can They Get : Hillarious N silly Church PostersThis is the 21st century way of evangelism.many fools shall become their victims |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by kpozite(m): 5:06pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
point and kill your enemies
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Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by YorubaOmoge: 5:06pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Babamide(m): 5:11pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
Laugh wan kill me! What is happening to the Chelsea winners chapel this year. I'm sure they must have sacked their pastor |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by econity(m): 5:12pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
FXKing2012: Even though some of the posters may seem funny but please dont be tempted to make jest of them because you just might be making jest if true MOG. my guy, a true MOG should at least have a good sense of reasoning as not to make mockery of them self with such posters that depict foolishness. 1 Like |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by MEILYN(m): 5:13pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
jackbauersballs: Has anyone noticed that these Pastors are all from a certain region of Nigeria? Eastern part 4sure |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Tgirl4real(f): 5:13pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
Goshen360: People of God, this is not a laughing matter o. Things are getting worse. Something has to be done on issues like this, seriously. Exactly what do u wanna do Goshen? U can only continue to preach and pray with the hope that God will deliver some. Another one...
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Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Nobody: 5:18pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
If ibo people no kill us 4 naija, who will...lolz |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Oahray: 5:19pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
ItsModella:As in eh... Church don almost many pass residential houses. You should see some of the posters I have seen Everybody wan enter the pastoral business by force. |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Tgirl4real(f): 5:20pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
JeSoul: As serious as these posters are - sometimes the only response one can give is to simply laugh. I mean common these are drop dead roll-on-the-floor rise up and fall back down again hilarious... Lol sis. I laff sotey people begin to wonder. Esp dat Prison break nonsense. |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Oahray: 5:23pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
Until my Nigerian people stop being so unreasonable because of religion, pastors would always exploit their desperation with silly promises. 1 Like |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by YorubaOmoge: 5:28pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
Oahray: Until my Nigerian people stop being so unreasonable because of religion, pastors would always exploit their desperation with silly promises. |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Oahray: 5:35pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
Yoruba_Omoge:see this one feigning anger Before you start rejoicing, I'm not atheist |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by dare2think: 5:36pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
FXKing2012: Even though some of the posters may seem funny but please dont be tempted to make jest of them because you just might be making jest if true MOG.
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Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Nobody: 5:37pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
Tears re just running from my eyes. Oh God na like dis we go dey? and Uncle wetin i do you. . Joke apart this has nothing to do with Christianity rather it is the human mind that generates such things. |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by xstatic(m): 5:37pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
FXKing2012: Even though some of the posters may seem funny but please dont be tempted to make jest of them because you just might be making jest if true MOG.dude, with this comment of yours, and your name i'm tempted to ask "ARE YOU a Rev King follower"? |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by YorubaOmoge: 5:38pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
Oahray: see this one feigning anger Before you start rejoicing, I'm not atheist LOL |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by pak: 5:38pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
Tgirl4real: @Tgirl, I appreciate your post so far but I must say that true Christianity is indeed not a religion The salvation of souls and the redemptive work of Christ on the cross is not restricted by religious barriers. God has no religion. Jesus in his earth walk was in all intent and purpose a Judaist by religion. Paul both before and after is conversion was a phariseee (sect) of Judaism. The centurion related with God but we have no idea of his religion. What I am trying to point out is this - The goal of Christ was to bring an end to the religious order (the neccessity of Religion has a pathway to God) - Matt 11 v 13, John 14v6 I personally do not have a religion by choice but I believe in Christ. You might choose to have a religion but it has little or nothing to do with the Kingdom. You mentioned the James reference to religion, it is noteworthy that the greek for religion in that passage is thrēskeia - which has more to do with religious observance and ceremonies and not "Eusebeia - which denotes true godliness and real relationship with God. James certainly wasn't referring to Christianity in James 1v27 |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Kx: 5:42pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
Take out the kurukere and the Fireman hot girls stuff pls. Jokes apart, maybe somehow, the kind of faith expressed in those bill boards are what some situations need to change imo. After all, the bible recorded where someone "held" on to God's angel and and wont let God EXCEPT YOU BLESS ME" |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by king100(m): 5:42pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKi7J2g5ypQ 1 Like |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by nbright: 5:55pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
I downloaded all the pictures... Those over born again go see am for facebook and whatsapp... |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by AmeboAjela(f): 6:01pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
I have been laughing so hard since i saw this. Well when country hard, people have to be inovative. Church is the easier business to start in Nigeria and no EFCC will come when you defraud the people. So you cant blaime these hustlers 1 Like |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Oahray: 6:07pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
Kx: Take out the kurukere and the Fireman hot girls stuff pls.Another spiritual maga *enters fanatic mode* Amen somebody! Open your mouth and say: "O God, na like this we go dey dey? I claim my blessing today. This is my year of breathrough, although last year was too." Tell the Lord: "I shall sow a big seed today because I know my God is not a poor God." Turn to Satan and say: "I belong to Jesus, Uncle leave me alone!" Turn to you enemies and scream 'Odeshi'!. Dance Kukere and Azonto to the lord make e pain them One more thing, don't forget to pay your tithe next sunday o. You must not rob the Lord 6 Likes |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Nobody: 6:18pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
Oahray: As in eh... Church don almost many pass residential houses. You should see some of the posters I have seenAre you telling me? I stayed in B-side for a while, so I know. Even regular stores and businesses have weird names like "God is my protector, God's deliverance, The Lord is my Shepherd" etc etc....talk more of the churches. |
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