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Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Oahray: 11:27pm On Feb 27, 2013
FXKing2012:
When you call or label someone a thief or yahoo boy, then you have condemned.

Think of a law court when a suspect is tried, found guilty and then sentenced/condemned. That is the meaning of condemn in this context and that's exactly what you guys are doing.

Pls desist from it.
Same way Jesus called Peter 'Satan'? Or same way Paul called Peter's action pretense (or hypocrisy)? (Gal 2:13)

Condemnation is not restricted to sentencing someone in a lawcourt. If you express strong disapproval of someone/something, it's condemnation. That is what they did on this thread. Funny enough, you did the same to them.

Condemning them for condemning pastors doesn't make you better really. It's the same condemnation.
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by UNLEASHED(m): 11:47pm On Feb 27, 2013
For real? shocked shocked can't stop ROTFLMAO
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by agentzakky(m): 11:52pm On Feb 27, 2013
lol

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Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by agentzakky(m): 11:53pm On Feb 27, 2013
and this

Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by agentzakky(m): 11:53pm On Feb 27, 2013
and

Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by IYANGBALI: 11:54pm On Feb 27, 2013
Goshen360:

What is condemnation is calling name? You call names calling condemnation? Didn't Apostle Paul called names? Besides, the judgment we are NOT allowed is 'hypocritical' judgment - doing the same thing and judging the other person for doing such. Like thief calling another thief a thief - that's hypocritical judgment. Read you bible in context please. Believers can judge ourselves and among ourselves. It's there in the bible and I expect you of all people to know this.



Must they carry cutlass in pictures in order to communicate the truth of whatever message they are passing across? Where did you read any of the Apostles doing all those things in those posters? Doesn't that show a yahoo boy-like character among Christians. Must they act like yahoo boys in order to win a yahoo boy? Must we fornicate because we want to win a fornicator? If they can't communicate in a simple way without ridiculing Christianity, then they should keep quiet.
no mind the hediot jo
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by nep2ra(m): 11:55pm On Feb 27, 2013
FXKing2012:
How do you know for sure they are yahoo boys? Be careful how you judge people - pastors or not.

I'm sure you are one of those fuckxing frauds. Ole! banza! barawo!
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Bmas01(m): 12:06am On Feb 28, 2013
musKeeto: Confused souls.. Apart from the Bible and preaching Christ, this has nothing to do with Christianity... It's religion,,,

Christianity's not a religion... angry
yes Jesus didn't say my religion is christianity hence christianity is nt a religion coz its not in d bible.it was only paul dat says his followers shall b call christian forgeting dat Jesus preaches oneness of GOD that is ISLAM (so don't be carried away about hetred)
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Blizzy9ja: 1:48am On Feb 28, 2013
Can't stop lolling

Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by toprealman: 2:34am On Feb 28, 2013
Tgirl4real: How Terrible Can They Get : Hillarious N silly Church Posters

Hmmm... Missing Tbag must be Mr.Devil.

This is actually unbeliavable!!! shocked

24,25 and 27....maybe 26th was left for Barca vs Madrid match.
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by toprealman: 2:46am On Feb 28, 2013
king100: watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKi7J2g5ypQ
Fake, FAKE, fake!!!!!

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Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Goshen360(m): 5:54am On Feb 28, 2013
FXKing2012:
I dont remember saying carrying cutlass has spiritual meaning, I only said it is symbolic - they are only trying to use the symbol as a means of disseminating a certain information.

And tell us the spiritual implication of this Bible passage: Luke 22:36 [Jesus] said to [the disciples], "But now the one who has a purse must take it, and likewise a bag; and the one who has no sword must sell his cloak and buy one."

Why are you asking me to tell people the spiritual implication of that verse? Aren't you the one who said carrying cutlass by those people is symbolic? You are the one we've waiting for to tell us how it is symbolic abi that one na 'sword of the Spirit' ni? The only sword I know is the word of God.
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by rhymz(m): 6:47am On Feb 28, 2013
Bmas01: yes Jesus didn't say my religion is christianity hence christianity is nt a religion coz its not in d bible.it was only paul dat says his followers shall b call christian forgeting dat Jesus preaches oneness of GOD that is ISLAM (so don't be carried away about hetred)
so Paul is an imposter, right? But he is the original constructor of the christian faith.
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by searay(m): 6:57am On Feb 28, 2013
No comment oooooo
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by misstobi: 7:03am On Feb 28, 2013
FXKing2012: Even though some of the posters may seem funny but please dont be tempted to make jest of them because you just might be making jest if true MOG.
What determines a real MOG is not the church poster but the heart.
. My God doesn't speak. Sick english,he doesn't say odeshi or refers to d devil. As uncle,common d end tym is near so many false prophet will arise,let's b wise nd encourage odas in d faith,rada dn make dem fall into d hands of predators..let's nt act. Blind. To ds things
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by rhymz(m): 7:06am On Feb 28, 2013
D-vessel:
o boy i don tayer, in 9ja by dia church poster, u go no how the town be,like if u go Asaba, dia church posters dey bear apple,oranges etc refreshing things, owerri, u go dey see "operation point and kill", koboko nite' suya nite,Ngwori nite, portharcourt,na question d pastors dey ask..like O God why me?,Enemy wetin you still dey do?, akwa ibom, dia own witchcraft dey wory well well dia, all dia poster na about witches and wizard, just like dat.
hahahahahahhahaha. . . . . What abt Lagos. . . Operation poverty must go. . . In fact, na Lagos u go see the wierdest posters. . . Satan must cry! Have You seen some of those Pastor Fire man's poster, walahi amu ge ke gi on seeing the kind soft porn him dey raise as church posters. . .hahahahah. . .christianity is fraud walahi
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by rhymz(m): 7:07am On Feb 28, 2013
misstobi: . My God doesn't speak. Sick english,he doesn't say odeshi or refers to d devil. As uncle,common d end tym is near so many false prophet will arise,let's b wise nd encourage odas in d faith,rada dn make dem fall into d hands of predators..let's nt act. Blind. To ds things
Your God is a fraud.
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by cyprianlah(m): 7:11am On Feb 28, 2013
Fastest way of makin moni in 9ja...Nawa o
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by paparazzi1987(m): 7:44am On Feb 28, 2013
YOU KEEP ME ROLLING grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Ivynwa(f): 7:58am On Feb 28, 2013
That first page fr*king made me laugh seriously. What are those? The season break one is something else. What manner of human beings got that wickedly creative?
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Sirdayor(m): 8:11am On Feb 28, 2013
real comedy!!!
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by pautex: 8:17am On Feb 28, 2013
Tgirl4real: Odechi!! E no enter. Foolishness of d highest order. Mixing God with mammon.
i laff sotey i come dey release for my pant...
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Biggyd2: 8:26am On Feb 28, 2013
Kai, laff wan kill me o grin
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Sagamite(m): 8:37am On Feb 28, 2013
AmeboAjela: I have been laughing so hard since i saw this. Well when country hard, people have to be inovative. Church is the easier business to start in Nigeria and no EFCC will come when you defraud the people. So you cant blaime these hustlers grin

Abi o!
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by sammily(m): 10:50am On Feb 28, 2013
grin grin grin

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Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by abbey2812(m): 10:57am On Feb 28, 2013
Is it by force ? Just try to do anything to drive pple to their so called revival .. Stupid dudes
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by frevangel(m): 11:26am On Feb 28, 2013
Goshen360:

Why are you asking me to tell people the spiritual implication of that verse? Aren't you the one who said carrying cutlass by those people is symbolic? You are the one we've waiting for to tell us how it is symbolic abi that one na 'sword of the Spirit' ni? The only sword I know is the word of God.

I really like your passion. I am presently studying again, most teachings/doctrines that we were taught back in Sunday School and in some of the Mega Churches(dont want to mention names) today. The truth is that we have been mislead -The church- for so many years. Doctrines like tithing, firstfruits, sowing/connecting to an anointing/grace, the seperiority of a minsiter, prosperity message (which is actually greed and discontentment), love for the world etc and some others like witch killing, hate for your neighbour (in the name of spiritual warfare), are wrong/false/satanic doctrines!

I have gone back to study simple doctrines like Faith, believing, prayer, the Holy Spirit, righteousness, morality, giving and helps, fruits of the spirit etc. Some I realised we have been taught wrongly.

Do you have a personal blog?
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by FXKing2012(m): 11:28am On Feb 28, 2013
Goshen360:

Why are you asking me to tell people the spiritual implication of that verse? Aren't you the one who said carrying cutlass by those people is symbolic? You are the one we've waiting for to tell us how it is symbolic abi that one na 'sword of the Spirit' ni? The only sword I know is the word of God.
Wonder why you keep avoiding explaining Luke 22:36.

My point is this: does dressing like a gangster make me a gangster? If you choose to judge a man who sags his baggy jeans, wears hood and with loads of bling-bling on his neck based solely on his outlook or outward appearance, then you will call him a gangster even though it's very possible he doesnt belong to any gang, doesnt commit crimes and, infact, has a very good heart - even has a better heart compared to folks in suits.

As long as you dont know the intent of their hearts then you shouldnt call them thieves or yahoo yahoo. Only God sees through our hearts to know our thoughts. You can only call them thieves if the sole purpose of setting up their churches is for financial gain, and since you dont know this for sure then refrain from calling them names.

Have you thought of it that some of those pastors may not be very well grounded in the Word like you? Some pastors still preach and live in the old testament, but that doesnt make them thieves - they only lack knowledge. Do we then crucify them because of that?
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Goshen360(m): 12:06pm On Feb 28, 2013
FXKing2012:
Wonder why you keep avoiding explaining Luke 22:36.

My point is this: does dressing like a gangster make me a gangster? If you choose to judge a man who sags his baggy jeans, wears hood and with loads of bling-bling on his neck based solely on his outlook or outward appearance, then you will call him a gangster even though it's very possible he doesnt belong to any gang, doesnt commit crimes and, infact, has a very good heart - even has a better heart compared to folks in suits.

As long as you dont know the intent of their hearts then you shouldnt call them thieves or yahoo yahoo. Only God sees through our hearts to know our thoughts. You can only call them thieves if the sole purpose of setting of their churches is for financial gain, and since you dont know this for sure then refrain from calling them names.

Have you thought of it that some of those pastors may not be very well grounded in the Word like you? Some pastors still preach and live in the old testament, but that doesnt make them thieves - they only lack knowledge. Do we then crucify them because of that?


I will reply you INTENSIVELY and line by line. Permit me to take care of my daily business first.
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by PastorKun(m): 12:18pm On Feb 28, 2013
fr_evangel:

I really like your passion. I am presently studying again, most teachings/doctrines that we were taught back in Sunday School and in some of the Mega Churches(dont want to mention names) today. The truth is that we have been mislead -The church- for so many years. Doctrines like tithing, firstfruits, sowing/connecting to an anointing/grace, the seperiority of a minsiter, prosperity message (which is actually greed and discontentment), love for the world etc and some others like witch killing, hate for your neighbour (in the name of spiritual warfare), are wrong/false/satanic doctrines!

I have gone back to study simple doctrines like Faith, believing, prayer, the Holy Spirit, righteousness, morality, giving and helps, fruits of the spirit etc. Some I realised we have been taught wrongly.

Do you have a personal blog?

Any time I read a post like this of a christian searching the scriptures to ascertain truth for his/herself, my heart is filled with Joy. smiley a lot of wrong doctrines are today being preached as the word of God in various churches today. sad I would encourage all brethen to diligently search the scriptures and discover the truth for themselves.

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