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Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by bedford101(m): 9:59pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
FXKing2012:No tell me wat u will grab with this msg "Point and kill" (pls interpret this in simple and correct English ===> Oh God na so we go de dey), my bro we know names does not matters but to an extent it does matters |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Goshen360(m): 10:01pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
FXKing2012: What is condemnation is calling name? You call names calling condemnation? Didn't Apostle Paul called names? Besides, the judgment we are NOT allowed is 'hypocritical' judgment - doing the same thing and judging the other person for doing such. Like thief calling another thief a thief - that's hypocritical judgment. Read you bible in context please. Believers can judge ourselves and among ourselves. It's there in the bible and I expect you of all people to know this. FXKing2012: Must they carry cutlass in pictures in order to communicate the truth of whatever message they are passing across? Where did you read any of the Apostles doing all those things in those posters? Doesn't that show a yahoo boy-like character among Christians. Must they act like yahoo boys in order to win a yahoo boy? Must we fornicate because we want to win a fornicator? If they can't communicate in a simple way without ridiculing Christianity, then they should keep quiet. |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Tgirl4real(f): 10:02pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
jidewin: Tgirl4real I couldn't help but share. |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by FXKing2012(m): 10:03pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
bedford101: No tell me wat u will grab with this msg "Point and kill" (pls interpret this in simple and correct English ===> Oh God na so we go de dey), my bro we know names does not matters but to an extent it does mattersHow do u communicate with someone who doesnt speak like you? Have u heard this saying: to catch a monkey you act like one? |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Born2beRich1(m): 10:09pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
You sure say muskeetoo no be one of the people were they pose for the prison break poster so....abeg na joke i dey joke oh... To be serious, this is not right and God is watching everyone.. |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Oahray: 10:11pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
It's funny how peeps would defend things like this. The 'do not judge' verse has to be the most misapplied verse in the bible. Jesus rebuked the pharisees all the time, even rebuked Peter. John condemned the attitude of a certain christian Diotrephes who acted badly towards those taking the lead. Paul also rebuked Peter at a time for pretense. So why is it you guys scream judging when someone condemns another person's actions? I must admit, either peeps are just so dumb or these pastors are damn smart. While fleecing you and teaching you unbiblical doctrines, they keep reminding you that it is a sin to judge. 1 Like |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Goshen360(m): 10:12pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
FXKing2012: Very simple - communicate is a simple manner NOT point and kill or carrying cutlass on posters as Christians. |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Oahray: 10:13pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
FXKing2012:cut the crap jare. So hot girls, odeshi and the like are the things the average christian understands abi? Keep defending trash. |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by FXKing2012(m): 10:14pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
Goshen360:Last time I checked it's not a sin to carry cutlass. What we all need to understand is that the carrying of a cutlass is nothing more than symbolism. The message being sent is what we should concentrate on, not the method. |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by bedford101(m): 10:16pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
@FX nor vex o, but eh belik say u get Church o -guy na there u go de collect ur major o |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Goshen360(m): 10:17pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
FXKing2012: Okay, can you tell us the 'spiritual' meaning of carrying cutlass since it is symbolic. And please, don't forget to add scriptures o. Also, we'll need the 'spiritual' meaning of point and kill. Remember acting against scripture is like acting against a constitution of a country. |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Oahray: 10:20pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
Goshen360:hehehe... Point and kill the enemy. Many churches are obsessed with enemies. Same enemies Jesus said we should love and pray for. If dem tell some people say dem no be christians dem go start to quote "do not judge". 2 Likes |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by bedford101(m): 10:23pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
Oahray: hehehe... Point and kill the enemy. Many churches are obsessed with enemies. Same enemies Jesus said we should love and pray for.3 Like |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by FXKing2012(m): 10:26pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
Oahray:Jesus rebuked the false teachers because He could see their hearts to know they were fake. Paul corrected Peter, not condemn. |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Nobody: 10:31pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
Tgirl4real: Odechi!! E no enter. Foolishness of d highest order. Mixing God with mammon. Please keep that your religious dogma off the thread. "Odeshi" is an Igbo word, which can be used to translate anything in any language like the creators of the poster did. Just another typical deluded black lady degrading her own language out of inferiority complex. |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Goshen360(m): 10:34pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
Oahray: hehehe... Point and kill the enemy. Many churches are obsessed with enemies. Same enemies Jesus said we should love and pray for. I release eternal blessing on you and your eternal generation. I bless you from the depth of my heart. Here is your Apostolic blessing from me - The God that raised up Christ from the dead SHALL RAISE YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE GENERATION TO A GREATER HEIGHT IN LIFE AND DESTINY. Watch it, it shall come to past in Jesus might name. You see, that's why I'm very angry with all these 'enemy must die' gospel - because it is NOT Christ like. The same people that are saying enemy must die were once God's enemy. If God had killed them, will they be alive saying one enemy must die? This is where CHRISTianity is different from CHURCHianity and religion. To be a true Christian, one must act like CHRIST. God bless you! |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Biim: 10:34pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
I can't stop laughing at the banners and comments.
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Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by bedford101(m): 10:37pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
^^^^^^^ God help us thats all i have to say Biim: I can't stop laughing at the banners and comments. |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by FXKing2012(m): 10:37pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
Goshen360:Are you aware the disciples of Jesus carried swords with them? Jesus even made mention of it here: Luke 22:36 [Jesus] said to [the disciples], "But now the one who has a purse must take it, and likewise a bag; and the one who has no sword must sell his cloak and buy one." I dont intend to dig further into this because it's not the important thing. As much as I dont particularly agree with their methodology and even find it very hilarious, I will never go as far as condemning them in my heart not to even talk of calling them fake because only God sees the heart. Many of the dead big-name pastors have been known to make hell, so I've learned not to condemn anyone. |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Oahray: 10:42pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
FXKing2012:lol. Keep twisting english like many pastors do. Condemning a person's action is a way of correcting the person. See how many translations render Gal 2:11 New International Version (©1984) Notice how Paul opposed or withstood Peter to the face. Does that sound like keeping quiet so he would 'not judge'? Well many of the translations add that Peter (Cephas) stood CONDEMNED. Isn't that judging? Peter did what was not right and Paul opposed him. Enough said. |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Oahray: 10:42pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
Goshen360:aaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeen! *claims blessing sharply* |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by FXKing2012(m): 10:48pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
Oahray: lol. Keep twisting english like many pastors do. Condemning a person's a ction is a way of correcting the person. See how many translations render Gal 2:11All the different translations you posted only go to further buttress my argument that Paul only corrected Peter, not condemn him. Not even one of your posted translations mentions condemn, so why are you condemning? |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by pheyikemi: 10:49pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
Oahray:hello, frm d bible context, Paul opposed not Peter |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Goshen360(m): 10:52pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
FXKing2012: You're still dodging the questions asked - The question is tell us the 'spiritual' meaning of carrying cutlass. Simple as ABC. You said it has spiritual meaning, then tell us what the spiritual meaning is. I'm waiting sir. |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Oahray: 10:54pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
FXKing2012:here, use this bro *hands him glasses* How did you miss the translations that said "He stood CONDEMNED"? You miss something plainly written in black and white and try to say it is not condemnation, yet someone wrote 'pastor' in quote and you attacked him for judging. Hypocrisy stinks mahn. Change. |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Idowuogbo(f): 10:57pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
Imagine, make persin hand me dis kian flyer, na to ask am if na Iya Ehis or wazobia we dey go.Msteeeew!
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Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Oahray: 11:01pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
pheyikemi: hello, frm d bible context, Paul opposed not Peterthat's an obvious typo. Meant to write Paul. Thanks. Looks like we are having a lil problem with english here. Take a look at the first definition of 'condemn' in thefreedictionary. The Bible says that is what Paul did, and that is what people on this thread are doing too. It is not wrong to disapprove of something we know is wrong. con·demn (k n-d m )http://www.thefreedictionary.com/_/dict.aspx?word=condemn |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by FXKing2012(m): 11:03pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
Oahray: here, use this bro *hands him glasses*The only translation that says 'he stood condemned' is yours cos you've not been able to show it from the scripture. |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Oahray: 11:04pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
Idowuogbo: Imagine, make persin hand me dis kian flyer, na to ask am if na Iya Ehis or wazobia we dey go.Msteeeew!Iya Ehis |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by Oahray: 11:09pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
FXKing2012:My God! Three translations out of the ones I quoted says "he stood condemned". Is this how you argue the scriptures even when something is obvious? Alright, lets remove those three translations that contain the word 'condemned' since they have suddenly become mine and no longer God's. Since the others did not mention 'condemn', it means that is not what happened, right? So why did you accuse someone of condemning the pastors when he did not mention 'condemn' either? |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by FXKing2012(m): 11:11pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
Goshen360:I dont remember saying carrying cutlass has spiritual meaning, I only said it is symbolic - they are only trying to use the symbol as a means of disseminating a certain information. And tell us the spiritual implication of this Bible passage: Luke 22:36 [Jesus] said to [the disciples], "But now the one who has a purse must take it, and likewise a bag; and the one who has no sword must sell his cloak and buy one." |
Re: Pictures of Hilarious Church Posters by FXKing2012(m): 11:18pm On Feb 27, 2013 |
Oahray:When you call or label someone a thief or yahoo boy, then you have condemned. Think of a law court when a suspect is tried, found guilty and then sentenced/condemned. That is the meaning of condemn in this context and that's exactly what you guys are doing. Pls desist from it. |
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