planetuzor: I can't believe all this happened while I was away......
Before I leave I need to show appreciation to some special people whom their recent comments had wow'ed me..

Kudos to Alfa Usuf.saheed for ur near perfect way of calming down issues

Kudos and a very Rounding/standing Ovation to Accurate Phemite for keeping things cool even when all expected u to stir up things again u proved them wrong. Kudos once again 2u.

Big kudos to Habidab for maintaining the peace!

Kudos to Temicare: u na ma paddy na, u just hav to forgive danky. Its just that danky doesn't know u yet. Let me tell Danky abt u. Danky, this Guy is the powerhouse of another thread am also watching with ma 2eyes. He personally attends to the questions of every aspirants coming to make inquiries, he and one babe called Storm2. Infact he single handedly gave every one of us on the thread the past questions he bought at no charge (he sent it to our individual mails - painstakingly without reward). He asks about whomever he noticed is absent. His logo is "I care" and he does care... That's just abit I could say......****


Now Over to Temicare, let me tell u about Dankylove Aka Dike Daniel Aka Prof Emeritus Aka Funaab Registrar Aka: I don't take nonsense AkA pls consecrate urself AKA no romance without Finance AkA sanguine rival AKA a strong supporter of Gov. Rochas Okorocha, AkA yabatech SUG...

Temi, Danky has been a tremedious help to us, he gives us relevant info as regard funaab, sometimes I wonder if he's not the VC gangan because his prediction ah 99.9% accurate. And he's an historian, he uses what happened in the past to predict what will happen in the future. He know almost everything abt funaab. He is one person that has kept this thread alive and going even when people like usuf, rkang and co deserted the thread for reasons best known to them, he stayed and kept it on. Some pple see him as highly controversial, he can be Greatly misunderstood but yet he remains Dike one of Imo state. Gbam! Abeg abeg 3 gbosa for him joor...


Let's I forget, kudos to ma babe Girl! The girl that a security guard at funaab had to follow to submit her transcript. (Whereas everyother person the guy was just pointing his finger like "hey u, climb that stirs after climbing look right, knock and submit at that office.*with strong face** ) it only takes one with endownment to achive that feet .. D guy couldn't stand and watch bt had to follow ..
#i didn't call names

Thanks a lot for the clearification. But note that I never for once neglected the thread if I did not comment or post that means am on tour. Despite that my work always put me on tour I still find time to show up and explain to the house n even give report of my journey atime.

The only person whom a woman listens to carefully & follows sincerely & even does exactly as he says is a PHOTOGRAPHER!

usuf.saeed:


Thanks a lot for the clearification. But note that I never for once neglected the thread if I did not comment or post that means am on tour. Despite that my work always put me on tour I still find time to show up and explain to the house n even give report of my journey atime.

Even when I ar beg u not to interrupt ma flow? I af year yhur explanashun....................... but na u've spoiled the flow of ma plenty comment from one username from one thread number running off to the other!! I gat stop...

usuf.saeed:


Thanks a lot for the clearification. But note that I never for once neglected the thread if I did not comment or post that means am on tour. Despite that my work always put me on tour I still find time to show up and explain to the house n even give report of my journey atime.

Even when I ar beg u not to interrupt ma flow? I af year yhur explanashun....................... but na u've spoiled the flow of ma plenty comment from one username from one thread number running off to the other!! I gat stop...

FUNAAB gets Video Conferencing Software

The National Universities Commission has developed a Software Package; Nigerian Research and Educational Network (NgRen), which interconnects all the Universities in the country.
The package is a video conferencing platform that allows for the exchange of research and educational exploits amongst Universities.
In a brief chat with FUNAAB Bulletin during one of the test-run sessions, the Head, Information and Communications Technology Resource Centre (ICTREC), Dr. Olutayo Ajayi, stated that the essence of the package was to promote collaboration through research, teaching and extension services.
According to him, “the Honourable Minister of Education could hold a meeting with all the Vice-Chancellors without physically going to Abuja. A Lecturer in the Ahamdu Bello University can lecture students in the University of Ilorin and Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (FUNAAB) altogether through the platform without them coming together”.
He added that the package had been extended beyond video conferencing by including the sending and receiving of data in addition to calling through Internet Protocol (IP) Phones to one another, free of charge.
Dr. Ajayi added that the only feature that is not included in the package is the ‘shaking of hands’, which eludes the people meeting on the package.
He said South Africa had been using the package for over three years while Nigeria has just signed a Memorandum of Understanding with some foreign universities based in the United States, United Kingdom, among others.
The Deputy Vice-Chancellor (Development), Professor Felix Salako, who represented the Vice-Chancellor, Professor Olusola Oyewole, had a conversation with the NUC Project Coordinator, Dr. Joshua Attah, in the course of test-running the equipment.

planetuzor:

Even when I ar beg u not to interrupt ma flow? I af year yhur explanashun....................... but na u've spoiled the flow of ma plenty comment from one username from one thread number running off to the other!! I gat stop...

Dont stop at this moment

wow wow wow. Ayaf missed gaaani oo. Only God knows wen last i commented on dis thread.i tnk dt shld b page 60somtn. I just dcided to tak my tym to read frm wher i stopped.guess u all av been exercising attitudes oo(bth gud and bad 1s). And i cn see dankyluv is stl blowin crious grammer(need my dictionary). Na ASUU caus am shaa.infct many tnz caus am. But all is well shaa. Mk God jst console me wt dis admission(includin evry1 Too). How is evry1 doing? Dont worry,admission go com u hear? Ayaf prayed for evryone on dis thread. So na mk una dey feed me rmain*winkz

planetuzor: this strategy is fir the guys in the building......



"If you call a girl and she is not picking... send her a credit voucher... take one digit out and wait"







*****ko sormo nor, she will call back**

Sorry Sir! That does not work anymore. (that's if it ever worked in the first place!). So try another more tactful tactic... That of course is if you do not mind! !!

Sanguine:


Sorry Sir! That does not work anymore. (that's if it ever worked in the first place!). So try another more tactful tactic... That of course is if you do not mind! !!

I wasn't expecting u to agree b4 na

See the conversatn

Boy: cal cal and call - nor answer
Babe: not picking up
Boi: do her a text like this " hello sanguine was wandering wah happ'nd to u, not even a call back, guess ya kind of bugged up in the office/lecture stress or something? Yea I can understand hw stressd up u wld be nw, jst cool off with this Mtn: N1500 and take it easy with urself: 854-585-458-556........**Missing text. Updating. (That whr the real trick is, u mimic that phrase missing text when an incomplete text comes in ur fone. Atleast everyone had experience missing text tin for msg's more than one page. So for her she go wait for the missing text updating tin tire until she call u to inform u.)


I still say it again, kosomo na.

planetuzor:

I wasn't expecting u to agree b4 na

See the conversatn

Boy: cal cal and call - nor answer
Babe: not picking up
Boi: do her a text like this " hello sanguine was wandering wah happ'nd to u, not even a call back, guess ya kind of bugged up in the office/lecture stress or something? Yea I can understand hw stressd up u wld be nw, jst cool off with this Mtn: N1500 and take it easy with urself: 854-585-458-556........**Missing text. Updating. (That whr the real trick is, u mimic that phrase missing text when an incomplete text comes in ur fone. Atleast everyone had experience missing text tin for msg's more than one page. So for her she go wait for the missing text updating tin tire until she call u to inform u.)


I still say it again, kosomo na.

wow!!!The real geek,A girl thats gonna go beyond this trick is Awesome

Habidab: wow!!!The real geek,A girl thats gonna go beyond this trick is Awesome

Paddy mi, thank u jare....

planetuzor:

Even when I ar beg u not to interrupt ma flow? I af year yhur explanashun....................... but na u've spoiled the flow of ma plenty comment from one username from one thread number running off to the other!! I gat stop...

I'm so sorry. I didn't read you post then. Pls don't opt out yet... the room need you more than they need me. Thanks in anticipation

planetuzor:

I wasn't expecting u to agree b4 na

See the conversatn

Boy: cal cal and call - nor answer
Babe: not picking up
Boi: do her a text like this " hello sanguine was wandering wah happ'nd to u, not even a call back, guess ya kind of bugged up in the office/lecture stress or something? Yea I can understand hw stressd up u wld be nw, jst cool off with this Mtn: N1500 and take it easy with urself: 854-585-458-556........**Missing text. Updating. (That whr the real trick is, u mimic that phrase missing text when an incomplete text comes in ur fone. Atleast everyone had experience missing text tin for msg's more than one page. So for her she go wait for the missing text updating tin tire until she call u to inform u.)


I still say it again, kosomo na.

Lol. Smhforyou! .

FUNAAB: d anticipation is gettin 2 its veri peak dat by d time d list comes out I sincerely hope sum pple remains normal!!! Blood pressure has risen ovatim.... Abeg FUNAAB

Dat guy wit aleluyah, dats so unforgivable! U are jokin wit pples life here. Abeg stop am, b responsibl 4 1ce

Avoid posting wrong information...you risk being banned

Richiez: Avoid posting wrong information...you risk being banned

Nairaland Mod is Talking!

Richiez my paddy, hw fa? How are u faring being a MOD?

... D last 2 pages hav been off d track bt kudos for keepin d thread alive...@ prof dan, i hear say na flat u wan collect...

Countdown continues...

*Gives pipu in d auz hot pepper soup* Shall understanding from people of goodwill is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will........#Dr. Martin Luther King Jnr.#

planetuzor:

Nairaland Mod is Talking!

Richiez my paddy, hw fa? How are u faring being a MOD?

Doing great thanks!

And d thing is; as d admissn list is yet to b out dis wik,certainity of it coming out next wik is kinda slim. Ask me y? cos dia wil b a holiday nex wik tuesday. And 4rm my own observation,Unaab do release admissn list sunday nite and make it axecible 4 viewing on net monday morning so dat btw monday and wednesday,all fees must hav bin paid and screening folows thurzday til saturday. In dis case,permit me to transmogrify d thought of evryone against expectation of screening excercise to hold next week as it is highly conspicious dat d independence holiday wil affect d screening schedule.#i stand to b correctd!!!#....................P.S=If smthing odawise pops up,4give my wrng prediction....................ur pickin,bidey.

Hello Everyone...









>>waiting continues<<

bidey4real: And d thing is; as d admissn list is yet to b out dis wik,certainity of it coming out next wik is kinda slim. Ask me y? cos dia wil b a holiday nex wik tuesday. And 4rm my own observation,Unaab do release admissn list sunday nite and make it axecible 4 viewing on net monday morning so dat btw monday and wednesday,all fees must hav bin paid and screening folows thurzday til saturday. In dis case,permit me to transmogrify d thought of evryone against expectation of screening excercise to hold next week as it is highly conspicious dat d independence holiday wil affect d screening schedule.#i stand to b correctd!!!#....................P.S=If smthing odawise pops up,4give my wrng prediction....................ur pickin,bidey.

You see, coupled with the fact that NASU too are threatening to on strike too, things would be very difficult to predict my brother. I just pray that they release the admission list this week end.,.. siege!

Judee99: ... D last 2 pages hav been off d track bt kudos for keepin d thread alive...@ prof dan, i hear say na flat u wan collect...

yes O if the Price is Not Too High.
i dont Share Privacy with Anybody....i beleive u know what i meant?
HOUSE TITANS,get urself ready for the Mode of Accommodation ur Pocket can carry,if possible Squatting is Inevitable since there is no Free fly-over Bridge in Abeokuta cos its already occupied by Thugs.
just Anticipating!
GOODLUCK!

Walexz02:
You see, coupled with the fact that NASU too are threatening to on strike too, things would be very difficult to predict my brother. I just pray that they release the admission list this week end.,.. siege!

*change face......*U sounded like nt getting my message. *Oya take.......give hm chilled La'casera to step down d anxiety* Lolz...... All is well....inshaALLAH

If u av being following the ASUU Drama,u wil agree wt me that they stand on their right.
if Nigerians are aware of the billions of Dollars our politicians loot then Much is Expected from ASUU by Nigerians for them to Possess their Possession...Just a Meagre Billion of Naira.
If FG COULD double their #30 Billion & tell each Varsity to source the rest & settle ASUU Claim...

My PREDICTION
By the Prevailing Conditions surrounding this Year's Admission,This is My Prediction although might not necessarily playout but no Harm in Making A "Strong Guess"
Funaab is Bound to Release her Merit List B4 the 53rd Nigeria's Independence & Directs her fresh Students to make Payment as from WEDNESDAY Next Week.
My Guess may not be ur Guess but Guessed that my guess might just be what wil Happen.
Be Watchful!!!
Prof.Dan
(Thread Messenger)

Dankylove: My PREDICTION
By the Prevailing Conditions surrounding this Year's Admission,This is My Prediction although might not necessarily playout but no Harm in Making A "Strong Guess"
Funaab is Bound to Release her Merit List B4 the 53rd Nigeria's Independence & Directs her fresh Students to make Payment as from WEDNESDAY Next Week.
My Guess may not be ur Guess but Guessed that my guess might just be what wil Happen.
Be Watchful!!!
Prof.Dan
(Thread Messenger)

ur guess makes sense..

Osunstate: ur guess makes sense..

bro, na so e go be jareeeee... happy tym

University Don Urges FG To Dedicate 36 Per Cent of Budget To Education
An educationist, Abiola Awosika on Tuesday urged the federal government to dedicate 35 per cent of its budget to education to ensure that the country meets the international educational standard.

Speaking during a programme on Channels Television, the education professor said she had written an academic article in 1992, recommending that 25 per cent of Nigeria’s budget be dedicated to education because “we had a shortfall and we needed to catch up with the rest of the world”.

“So if the United Nations (UN) is recommending 26 per cent today, we need to be at may be 35 or 36 per cent of our budget going into education” noting that “if we do that, we will be able to move our universities up” she said.

She further advocated for a shift in the mode of learning saying “I keep saying that technology is the way to go. E-learning”.

She recounted the visit of former British Prime Minister, Gordon Brown’s visit to Nigeria, where he also, according to her, told the National Universities Commission (NUC) and “told them categorically that e-learning is the only way that we are going to be saved in this country”.

She however noted that “a lot of our universities are in the fore front of that” listing “Obafemi Awolowo University (Ife), Ahmadu Bello University (Zaria), University of Ibadan (Ibadan)” as universities that “are trying to do something different so that we can get different results”.

Despite canvassing for financial autonomy for Nigerian universities, she noted that “we have to also think about the economy that we are in” expressing dismay that Nigerians pay overseas and don’t want to pay in Nigeria.

She further noted that over N60 billion is paid to Ghana by Nigerians who go there to study annually.

Professor ABiola Awosika is also the Rector of Olawoyin Awosika School of Innovative Studies (OASIS), Isheri-Lagos.