jay and silent bob huh? i love those guys, especially all their lines in "clerks 2". hilarious!

If u have to shoot, shoot don't talk- the gud the bad nd the ugly

Just check my signature

nigga please
bitch please
wigga please
do wat it do
that bitch fine like a muthafucka - stand up comedy

When the Lord closes the door. . . . Somewhere, he opens the window.

Sound of music

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-300



i'll give him an offer he cant reject-Godfather



Udeme:pikin u dey hungry?
Pikin:yes!!!
Udeme:wetin u go chop?
Pikin:i want to drink small stout, words from d pic flick below,

Fowoplay:

i'll give him an offer he can't reject-Godfather

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse

somze thanks,

@somze & fowoplay.
Its : "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

No! Not "going to", its "gon'na."

DEAN KEATON SAYS HE DOESNT BEIEVE IN GOD, I BELIEVE IN GOD BUT THE ONLY THING I FEAR IS KAYSE SOZE, !
(said by:VERBAL,in the movie: UNUSUAL SUSPECTS), Its been long i watched it,hope i didnt omit anything!!

i love that 50 talking to the girlfriend Am a gansta rapper nice one
If you wanna shoot,shoot dont talk
Jango

i equally like in Bourne supremacy where Mr Bourne said to his former boss
Bourne: where are you
Boss:Am in the Office
Bourne:If you are in the office,we will be having this conversation face to face.

u know whereas they had laid an ambush for him,he had already broken into the CIA office.
nice Movie

Is dere anyone else? [brad pitt in troy]

hi i learnt that today is your BD, anyway just wishing ya happy BD, and merry xmas in advance.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

", God just sits on Hid throne and watches,

Alpacino- Devil's Advocate

I ain't gonna say had my mama being alive, things would have been different, even when my mama was alive i was already a mean little bastard, but i learnt about women from her-Carlito Way-Al Pacino

"if u have it on tape then that's what i said!! waste the m*&%$%&*kers!! yeah! i said it!!!" "u think there's a script for fighting a war?? follow the rules and nobody gets hurt??! YES! innocent people probably died!!! innocent people always die!! BUT I WAS NOT GONNA STAND BY AND WATCH MY MARINES DIE JUST TO PLAY BY THOSE F*&%$*G RULES!!"

Rules of engagement - samuel l jackson.

"forget about it" donnie brasco

"you cannot pass!! i am GANDALF wielder of the sacred fire!! the dark fire will not avail you flame of udun!! go back to the shadow! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!"

The Fellowship of the rings - Sir Ian Mckellen

nice legs what time do they open?

He's been to my office, he's been to my house!! I dont even know if he's banging my wife!!
Raw Deal

-are u a mexican or mexicant?
Johnny depp-once upon time in mexico.

-leslie Gaeman,not Gay man,u see i luv pussy like you.
Soul plane.

my name is Bond, James Bond- 007 movies
i ll make him an offer he cant refuse- Godfather
is it cold in here or is it just me- Demolition man

my all time favorites

we lost them
bam, bam, bam, (gunshots)
riverside motherfucker
From "Juice"

remember me, Billy blanco from the bronx- carlito's way

i want the truth, u cannot handle the truth, a few good men
u're gaddam right i did, a few good men
good morning my neighbours, Bleep you, yes, yes, Bleep you too, coming to america
Sharane & Sidney the two most beautiful girls in this party, house party

I am father to a murdered son,
Husband to a murdered wife, (and he goes on and on about being the leader of the Army before saying, )
and I will have my revenge, be it in this life or in the afterlife.- GLADIATOR

I live life on three principles,
Honour thy God
Defend thy Country
and love thy wife.- HECTOR (TROY)

And you find that kind of ruthless existence appealing? (Rose's mother at the dinning table)
I like to appreciate the freedom I have. Yesterday I was sleeping under the bridge and today, I am eating and drinking with you fine people.
The thing about life is to MAKE IT COUNT- TITANIC

FREEDOM!!!!!!- BRAVEHEART ( just before his throat was axed)

"Because we know, when we add up all those inches, THATS GONNA MAKE THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WINNING AND LOSING, BETWEEN LIVING AND DYING, " -AL PACINO (His speech in the film, any given sunday)

Thats a team Gentlemen, and either we heal NOW, as a team or we will die as individuals. Thats football guys. That all there is. Now, what you gonna do? -AL PACINO (Still on his speech in the film, any given sunday)

You find out life's a game of inches, so's football. Because in either game, life or football, the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you dont quite make it. One half a second too slow or too fast and you dont quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They are in every break of the game, every minute, every sec- AL PACINO IN ANY GIVEN SUNDAY.


Lets play ball- THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR ( the part where he walks into the Museum and puts on his hat)

I love you- ANY AND ALL AMERICAN MOVIES( they always find a way to slot it in there somewhere)


MY WORST MOVIE LINE:

Spartans, what is your occupation?

HAOOO!, HAOOOO!!, HAOOOOOOOO!!!!- 300

Tony Montana : when you've got the money, you've got the power,
                         when you've got the power, the world is yours.

                          -Scarface

Messenger : Choose your next word carefully Leonidis, or they may be your last as king!
King Leonidis: (Draws his sword) You bring me heads of defeated kings, you insult my Queen,
You  threaten my people with death and slavery, oh! I have chosen my word carefully, maybe you should've done the same.

300

Spartans! Prepare for Glory, Cos tonight, we dine in hell!

King Leonidis, 300

Wars come and go, but my soldiers stay eternal.

Samuel L Jackson, Triple X (State of the Union)

Snakes on crack- Samuel L. Jackson- Snakes on a plane.

It is I who loves you more than any- Angelina Jolie- Alexander.